Why would they discuss something that wasn't documented on the show?



Or he is getting paid to wear those hats as part of some kind of product placement/endorsement deal.

Ah....that's what I'd like to think.

Well, I'd rather not think about either one of them, but holding this thought will get me thru some idle time.

At least with that "thanks for supporting us" farewell message it seems like we are truly seeing the last of the "Newlyweds" show. Of course, Nick's show is still to come (and I'm looking forward to it like a total fool).

I had read some of these messages before I watched my taped episode, so I had some idea maybe they weren't moving out, and then I watched it and the whole thing of "packing" boxes seemed so fake. Maybe they really are moving, despite the "last minute decision" not to, but it certainly seemed like nothing more than a setup for a clip show.

Geez, look what a few years in Hollywood does to youth and natural beauty. Jessica was young looking when this show started and now her skin always looks rough and she looks tired. Not to mention her clothes, since they've already been commented on appropriately.

And Nick definitely looks different. Older and not as fresh either. Maybe they both need a real three-week vacation to get out of their lives of travel and P.R. events and appearing on camera.

There was one funny shot of Nick from the past that I didn't remember ever seeing. His hair was plastered down and looked sorta parted in the middle. Think Crispin Glover in "Back to the Future"!

I have to say that when Nick said something at the end about the show taking them farther in their lives than they had ever imagined, I felt he really meant it. He once again seemed like the sincere Nick from the first season.

I did laugh pretty hard at one of the flashbacks: the one where Jess is dressed to the nines and has high heels on, and is carrying several shopping bags and falls flat on her face. That was funny!

Ok, I guess there was one other part I thought was funny, when Nick was talking about the dead stiff mouse he found in their pool and Jessica said, "Rigor who?"

Word. I don't think there was actually anything in ANY of those boxes they had all over the place. The boxes were more strategically placed to block out any view of their house showing that everything was in fact still there.

I think that was Nick's Halloween get up from last year, when he dressed like Jack Tripper from Three's Company.

Looks like Cacee secretly wants to kill Jessica.

PLUS


Someone hurry and notify PETA!!!

The finale did suck, and the show needed to end, but I think the closest it got to it's first season fun was the Valentine's day ep which I thought was just precious.

I just have to add one nitpick - their multi-million dollar home was up for sale with a metal sign stuck in their front lawn?? Christ, I sell real estate and my company installs beautiful wooden signs in front of every home, including the crappy ones.

I have a question. Was it Jessica who changed and Nick stayed the same? Or is it that she was always like that but it became more and more tiring to him as time went on and he realised that this is how she was always going to be?

I have to admit that I think Nick looks better now than a couple years ago. His hair used to be way too short and gelled. He looks less primped now.

Definitely. Especially that "They're finally leaving! Or are they?" little bit at the end. As if we actually care if they stay or not.



It was funny watching how much Nick's physical appearance changed throughout the course of the show. I was sitting through all the flashbacks like, "He looks...12!" Hee. But I do agree with ya, Mulva. I prefer the more rugged baseball cap wearin' look over the gelled, boy band look any day.

As a religious reader of US Weekly, I haven’t heard anything about buying or selling, and that’s something they would be all over.


Amen! I think it’s the tanning. She looks tons better with paler skin and the extra 10 pounds from season one. As much as it pains me to say it, I thought she looked down right cute when they were in Home Depot.


Can of Red Bull? Giant over-priced sun glasses? [Randy Jackson]Welcome to Hollywood![/Randy Jackson]

To those who read the tabloids- DID they actually move or was this staged? Why was there no mention of it since the house played such a huge role in the show? Why would they move? I wonder if MTV rented this house for them or something.

Magic Eight Ball says: all signs point to breakup.

That cheap metal sign is called a "prop".

Hailey, I totally agree about Jessica looking cute in Home Depot. IMO that was when she was her most beautiful. No makeup, clean hair pulled back, cute little dress. Sometimes I bet that Nick would prefer her that way, and just the two of them roaming the paint aisles with no papparrazi in sight. Of course, Jessica would still be bitchin' and moanin' about everything, but at least she'd be cute.

If the plastered-down hair was part of Nick's Halloween look, I wish we'd seen more of their festivities. Or did I miss an episode?

HAHAHAH Miami is way too cheap to pay him to wear the hat. I have so many friends that fought with the school over the financial aid they were supposed to be receiving and Miami was giving them a hard time about it.

I often wondered why his hats/shirts are not blurred out by MTV.

I disagree, because the name of the realtor was blurred out. If it was a fake sign it would have had a fake company name on it. Or no name at all.

What shall we do now? Power girls is an option. Lizzy Grumman's manface can replace Jessica's.

They really are at 14 minutes now. Nick and Jessica's music careers won't go anywhere. I'm sure the acting won't lead to anything either. What other outlets are left for CPS to whore his daughter out to? My crystal ball sees Access Hollywood correspondent in Jessica's future.

I always get confused as to why people severely dislike (or hate) Jessica. I don't know her personally, I see only what I am allowed to see via a television set, producers, and MTV handlers. I can't say she's mean, egotistical, weird, funny, etc., just because I couldn't honestly speak accurately. It's like a co-worker dishing about me based on what she sees around the office but who doesn't actually KNOW me. I always read that Jessica grates people, yet people still read articles about her, watch Newlyweds, make fun of what she wears and how she acts. If everyone really disliked her, why is so much attention being paid to what she does and when she does? If she honestly annoys people so much, why not ignore her, stop reading US, stop watching Newlyweds, and don't look at her pictures. I admit while I don't get why she is so popular, I enjoy watching Newlyweds. I tune in, as a I see many other TWOPPers do. Why put so much energy into disliking her I wonder? Not throwing the "UR so JealOus!!11!!!" card out, I am just curious as to what she did to people that makes them so angry. Hate her music? Don't listen to it. Think Newlyweds is fake? Don't watch it.

It seems like a stress-free, easy solution. Why put so much effort into disliking someone, but watch the very things they are promoting. I mean it's your prerogative. I just find it oddly fascinating.

I guess my main question lies in why people who claim they hate Newlyweds (it's so fake, they don't love eachother, Nick is the most awesomest husband ever and Jessica is an idiot if she doesn't realize it) yet come here or elsewhere to dish?

I am not being rude when I say it, I am genuinely curious and would love to get other's opinions as well. I'm not a Jessica fan, but I'll admit that I think she's a decent person who hasn't done anything to me.

There is another couple filling Newlyweds's spot next week. Meet the Barkers starts next Wednesday.

Nick's show starts this month.

I think your answer is in the FAQs.

Because liking Jessica would require so much more energy that I'd collapse.

It's possible to enjoy watching a show and be critical of it or it's stars at the same time.

Um, okay then. I don't know if that was suppose to be rude and an attempt to belittle me. I certainly don't think that's called for.




I am sure that is so. But it seems like people actively HATE the people on the show, and that certainly didn't come as critical. Oh well.

Welcome to the love-hate relationship of TV that helps define the site. Please do read the FAQ because you're starting to make it personal between you and other posters and that is where we draw the line.

Sorry, but I must disagree with your disagree. It wasn't the name of the realtor that was blurred out, it was the phone number. Since it's TV, if they had shown the phone number, it would have to be the 555 kind and that would be a dead giveaway.





For awhile now I've imagined that Nick and Jess are going to end up doing an act in Las Vegas.

It was staged, because I can't imagine Jessica doing manual labor. The Jessica we know and love would be complaining about why they haven't hired a moving company to pack everything.

AfroJo, for me....

I almost never watch the show, but I do read the boards (you guys can be funny, what can I say?)

I don't watch the show because I know the shtick. I know there won't be anything new, and I don't find them entertaining. Literally, I've caught maybe 2 episodes a season.

But why I hate Jessica so much? Actually, I'm indifferent to the woman herself. (Or woman-child, I should say.)

I think that she has become this cultural icon, though. And as such, I find her despicable. There's the private person, Jessica Simpson, who is fine. A little petulant and shallow and self-obsessed and materialistic and ignorant but with no desire to change that (in fact she thinks it's cute), but so are half the women in my gym. I don't like those girls at the gym, but as long as they don't do anything to me personally, I don't dislike them, either.

But then there's Jessica Simpson the symbol/product who showed that those qualities can earn America's fascination, and a cover shot on EVERY SINGLE TABLOID, and the #1 spot on Yahoo! celebrity search, as long as they're accompanied by a hot bod and unbelievably deft marketing.

That raises my ire! When I say I hate Jessica, really I'm talking about all the peripherals. And her personally? Whatever, I don't care. I don't have to be married to her.

And on the shallow stuff: I could give a rat's behind what she's wearing! I never cared about her outfits or her makeup, or how her looks have changed! I do not care (nor do I notice!!!) if she wears Uggs boots or hair extensions!

ETA: Okay, on the "shallow" stuff, I do have to say: Physically, I think she is just stunning. I don't see man-face, remotely. I don't think she looks old. I think she's a freakin' Greek goddess on the outside. A 3-year-old brat on the inside, but a goddess on the outside. That's why I think Nick will never leave, and is absurdly besotted.

The weird thing about Jessica is that she has so many looks. I've seen her on TV and in print when she looks incredibly stunning. Other times she looks like unbelievable crap. She should take a good long look at her mother, because that could be her in 20 years. *shudder*

I could not agree more. She and her husband and sister are everywhere, on every magazine cover, on television commercials, on MTV, etc., etc. And they've gotten to the point where they're famous because they're famous, not because they do anything noteworthy. They're just products. For example, Jessica and Ashlee did a few commercials where they demonstrated abysmal acting skills, and now they're getting movie roles. And magazine editors, and cosmetic companies, and movie makers, and fashion commentators are so lazy, they just shove the same people in our faces until we're sick to death of them. Since I have to look at this woman's face all the time, it doesn't take any energy to hate her. She's like a gnat, but one I can't brush away. Of course, I loathe her less than Paris Hilton.

I thought she had a kick-ass body in the first season. But now that she's in the movies -- gah! -- she's gotten that skeletor body that Hollywood demands. I think she looked so much better before.

HEE! These two sure don't seem to be enjoying each other's company!

http://p099.ezboard.com/fjjboardfrm12.show...cID=78128.topic

Her legs don't even fill in her boots! Too Mary-kate Oslen for my liking. She looked so much better before.

No, it wasn't. I was being serious. I made a post very similar to yours when I first joined TWOP. Then I read the FAQs and got a better understanding. You should still give it a look see.

Back to the debate of " are they or are they not moving?" apparently they have been filled with too much nostalgia for their house where "they started their newlywed adventure they have decided to stay put and not move after all".

She has that annoying "don't bother me I'm a celebrity" look in those photos which is hilarious since she chooses to dine at the Ivy.

So typical of the celebrity of her ilk.

What a great analogy! For me, its better suited for J. Lo though.

WTF? In the link Baylor posted, it looks like she has a giant Adam's Apple, or a friggin' tumor or something. Fifth picture down. Gah!

I'm so glad this show is over, now I don't have to even think about these two. Except that, I will probably see Dukes, just for Knoxville. I loved that show, when I was like 5.

There is a blind item, in the NY Post I think, about a married couple separating and the wife moved in with her parents. The consensus is that it is Jessica.

In Touch and Life and Style covered that too. But with them it was not so blind. More like full blast.

Jeez Louise, is Nick trying to run over the paparazzi?

Good. I hope Nick find a nice, educated woman to settle down with and adopts some of those big dogs he wanted (I'm still not over that episode!) and lives happily ever after. Let CreepyPa deal with Jessica. Also, the finale sucked.

So this is the first of many Wednesday nights without Newlyweds. I'm actually pretty sad about it. If nothing else, it made me feel that much better about my marriage.

If anyone still needs a Nick and Jess fix, I recently reread all the recaps from Season 2. Good times. It made me hate her all over again. Memorable hatable moments included:

-The bitch face about the beautiful huskie puppies and trip to the skeevey maltese breader.

-The shitty Christmas with the gift for Nick that wasn't. (uhhhh....boxing lessons!)

-The bitch face about Nick's grandmother's minced meat pie.

Newlywed recaps

*sigh* So long...

I am going to miss everyone here, I feel all bonded, sigh, maybe we can all meet in another thread haha what show should we watch now?

verucasalty don't fret. We've got NewlyFeds The Story of Britney & Kevin to look forward to at the end of May! Hit me baby one more time!

It's official isn't it?! Jessica has truly gone crazy! Look at these pics of her and at the look on the faces of her "friends".

They all look drunk. She looks terrible.

She looks orange.

In the words of the inmortal "MS. Swan".."She looka like a man"

Is she wearing a wig? Her hair looks awful. The color doesn't compliment her skin tone...but what does go with orange really?