The way the kids looked at Nick like he was a zoo animal made my day.

Aw, I kinda fell in love with Nick for decorating so much for Halloween and trying to give the kids a good spook.

And then when the kids didn't buy it but Jessucka leaped out of her skin? HA. Mental three year old, that one. It was sad that the kids were only asking for Jessucka and, deity on a stick, AZZlee. Give me a break.

So, Simp still has her complete and total infatuation with herself...good to see nothing changes. Did the other producers finally convince CreepyPa that he and DorkMa shouldn't be in the show as much? That's two in a row without them.

Cacee isn't getting much play so far. I guess the head honchos at MTV told Pa that she isn't getting a show. So don't bother.

Was that for real, Caca getting a show? Lord help us all.

I've long been a defender of Jessica, mainly because I just like her and Nick together. I can't help it. But I have to admit, it's slipping. She was such a damn brat to Nick when his parents were there. She bitched and whined that he wasn't paying attention to her and she didn't want to watch football all day. Then when he's tired of her ass, he says he's going to the theater room. She whines "I want to go to the theater roooooom." Why, Jessica? If it annoys her that Nick likes to watch football all day, she should take her ass out of the house or go work out or some shit on those days.

And I have to say, I hate Jessica as a dog owner. Daisy is not a toy or a little baby. I hate the way she uses baby talk with her. And I really hate when people carry their dogs around all the time. Why the hell does she need to carry the dog through the house with her? Jessica wants a cute, fluffy little toy that wags it's tail when it sees her. She's no dog lover.

I do believe that they really love each other, but I also think they are in need of some counseling if their marriage is going to last. Jessica totally doesn't appreciate Nick. What really bothers me is how she seems to disregard the things that he enjoys. He likes working on the lawn and decorating the house for holidays and BBQing. She can't seem to accept that he likes simple things. Nick just seems like such an all-around good guy. I think Jessica was too young and naive when they got together. She doesn't see that she ended up with a really good guy, or she wouldn't blow him off the way she does. She always has to find a way to make fun of him when he's enjoying himself. I'm going to guess that he left the candy out so he wouldn't have to listen to "where's Jessica?!" every time the doorbell rang. And did those brats really empty out the pumpkin with the camera right there?

Am I the only one that thought Nick's mom was annoyed by Jessica too? She looked like she could just barely contain her annoyance over Jessica's whining.

I love Nick. He's great.

Does anyone else think Kacee (Casey, Kacie?) is in love with Nick? Sorry, if this has been brought up before, but me and my sister totally sees the love she has secretly for him.

Hee. Me, too. He kept turning on the lights on and off and he was all into it. So cute.

And I just had to laugh at how they (or anyone) would put a bucket of candy outside with a "Take One" sign attached to it and expect the kids to actually obey that sign. Hilarious.

I loved the banter between Cacee and Nick today. (paraphrased)

Cacee: Janet had big boobs.
Nick: Oh, then, we're going to have to do a lot of shopping today.

Jessica: All you have to do is be a little gay like Jack.
Cacee: Then I guess it won't be too hard for Nick.

They so want each other.

I also loved how Nick wasn't paying attention to Jessica when his football was on because Jessica deserves it for ignoring him for Cockblocker. So I guess football for Nick is his....cuntblocker?

oh yeah him and cacee are so fucking...I called the first time I saw the way they looked at each other

I really hate the little remarks CaCa makes to Nick. Like the "Hey, Nick---go vaccum up in my room". I just don't like that Jessica lets her talk to him like that. And with her asking him to bring her her food, and calling him an asshole for not doing so. It's her best friend's husband, not her man. She asked him for the plate, but wasn't really asking as much as straight up telling him. It just totally bugs me. I really feel like it's disrespectful.

Is it just me or did anyone get the feeling from Jessica's facial expressions and demeanor that she really enjoyed watching the kids bother Nick?
Also, when she told the little girl to call Nick a dork, did you get the feeling that she would so be the type of person who'd use any kids she may have in the future w/ Nick against Nick? Use them as bait and\or instruments against Nick and bad mouth him to them? Yes? No? Okay moving on...
The moral of the whole episode? Jessica has an extreme form of entitlement, she never learns her lesson, and enjoys "punishing" others for not making her the center of their attention 24/7. However, she doesn't think twice about it about when she is the one not paying attention to others.
As for Cacee and her behavior when it comes to Nick, I really think she has a not- so-secret crush on Nick. However, Jessica seems conflicted about their verbal banter and behavior towards each other. I remember last session, she would initially give Cacee these looks, roll her eyes, or look bothered by it only to quickly cover it up by acting oblivious or pretending to laugh along with Cacee. Just watch the scene where Cacee is telling people about Nick having to come into her room every night to set her alarm clock. Watch Jessica's reaction all the way through. I think she doesn't like that behavior but doesn't know how to go about things.

Jessica is completely superfluous to me now.

I just couldn't get enough Nick tonight; the only time I appreciated a Jessica dental drama cutaway was when I discovered the dentists were, um, kinda hot.

Nick is cute with Daisy! Aw. And he's so great with kids and young-at-heart things. He'll make a fine dad. (I just hope he won't ultimately be reproducing with the current spouse.)

Damn but Cacee has a hell of a head of hair. I have hair envy.

This is getting uncomfortable for me to watch. The scene with Jessica turning immediately to the sidekick when Nick was trying to tell her why he lost a tooth? CRINGE.

I did feel sorry for Nick last night when all the kids were asking for Jessica and even for Ashley, that was funny. I could have done without Jessica going to the dentest and the whole drama of that. CaCe did make me laugh with the gay comment towards Nick.

Jessica's parents are probably now busy with Ashley. Over on Ashley's show it was Halloween too and her parents were with her during the whole SNL scandal. Is that all they do, go from one daughter to the next. Both Nick and Ryan (ashley's boyfriend) have nerves of steel.

That entire scene was fairly telling about their relationship. Good for him for calling her on glazing over when the conversation wasn't about her. (In the past, he let that go: "Aren't my shoes cute?") The way he was walking 923847 steps in front of her in the parking garage- yikes. He's got one foot out of this marriage already.

I HATE! Ashlee with a passion, but that Ryan kid seems to really be into her. That's the sort of attention and playfulness that has disappeared from Nick and Jess.


Counseling and get the hell away from the cameras! Seriously, spend some time alone together without cameras, parents, assistants, etc. Have a chance to develop a marriage and not just a brand.

Heh. Jessica's now "living in the Shadow." Go Ashlee.

Yep. And since last season I thought he wanted to do her.

They make it so easy to snark:

(Paraphrasing the conversation about Jessica's teeth)

Jessica: I hate to brush my teeth. I haven't been to the dentist in three years.
Nick's brain: Damn I've been sticking my tongue in that diseased thing? Worse, letting it suck my dick?
Nick: Jess you should make an appointment for the dentist.
Nick's brain: And I'd better make an appointment to make sure none of that shit rubbed off on me.

As much as Nick can be annoying, I love that he still does things that make him seem so grounded. Getting all into decorating his house was so cute. And I used those same pumpkin stakes on my house!

Man, Cacee's still there? She must give good head, cause I can't think of any other reason. That was funny that they wanted to dress as Three's Company for Halloween. The only difference I think, is that Jack actually liked living with Janet and Chrissy.

I loved Nick tonight, the decorating was beyond adorable. Why were the people across the street staring at him like that? He actually is human people!

You'd think Jessica would get home early for something he was so obviously excited about instead of going shopping. Poor Nick. I do think they love each other but she is way to into herself at this point. She seems sweet still, but it is all about her.

Nick will make such a great Dad.

YES!! What a passive-aggressive way to get under someone's skin. You just know if Nick had yelled at her for doing that with the kids, she would have played innocent like she was just trying to play with da chirrun. I hate her!!!



That bugs the hell out of me. And it just shows where their relationship is, IMO. My friends and I used to (jokingly) act that way toward our boyfriends in college, but those relationships weren't half as serious and we were younger then. This is NOT how a married woman should be carrying on, the time for having a live-in best friend was back when you were single.

And I still have carry-over HATE! from last week when she pulled that wrinkled nose shit all through their (probably free) meal. Who the fuck acts like that at 24 years old??

Were those Nick's parents there during the football game? If so, how dare she act that way in front of them. Way to treat their son like an asshole and expect them to be on your side. Spoiled little bitch! I definitely got the vibe that they are not thrilled with Jessica at all but were trying to be polite.

I think I can say with all confidence that the SNL fiasco is one of the best things that's ever happened to Nick.



I thought the same thing. I thought the meal looked absolutely fabulous. Me thinks Jessica isn't eating much these days in order to fit in to her Daisy Dukes.

Did I not hear right or did Jessucka call Nick "bitch" infront of his MOTHER!
How nice for a good southern Christian girl. And especially nice touch using a toddler to call your husband a "dork".

This season just validates all the leaks and rumors that have been going around these "newlyweds" for months. (Un)fortunately I can't seen to turn away from this marriage going down in fiery flames before my own eyes.

I actually kinda like Nick. He seems decent enough. Hope the flames of this burning wreckage re-ignites his solo career so he can divorce Jessucka's sorry ass.

I don't see Nick and Cacee boning. First off he seems to loathe her. (Not that this would stop him from boning her). Secondly, she appears to be with Jessica 24/7. Jessica and Cacee boning? Yeah I could see that.

Was anyone else totally grossed out when the dentist said that he could tell everyone that he "was [Jessica's] first"--his first to give her a root canal, that is. Eech.

The extreme close-ups of Jess on the dentist chair made me re-evaluate her attractiveness. Her skin is not good, and her makeup is ridiculous. Her extreme mascara, coupled with lying back in the chair, made me think of Clockwork Orange.

I could not believe the way Jessica was talking to Nick while his parents were there! I agree with whomever said that his mother could just barely contain her hate.

Finally, I thought it was pretty telling when Nick mentioned something to Jessica about how she would have to explain to "[her] children" why she had a tooth removed--he didn't say "our children". I think he's totally mentally checked out.

Regarding the way Jessica spoke to Nick in front of his parents, I don't see the issue. When he was Punk'd he cursed her out in front of her mother and told her to get the fuck back inside of the house when he thought her white trash relatives had come for a permanent visit. Her mother was standing right there the whole time. Also, on the DVD he said in front of both moms that Jessica likes to be on top. I also remember seeing Nick, Jessica, Drew and Leah slinging back shots with mom and step-dad in a club. So apparently anything goes.

As for the way Cacee speaks to him, I get the feeling he snaps her back to reality on the regular. So he probably has been somewhat of an asshole to her. ( Not that I care cuz I like Nick and can't stand her) It was mentioned upthread regarding the Chinese food that she wanted him to get her a plate. Before that they were deciding who would pick up the Chinese food and Cacee (in best friend mode) said that she did it the last time because Nick was too hung over. So it was his turn. Then Nick said to her that it was more like he was busy writing a check for the mortgage. ( I guess that was her little reminder that she was living there rent free). To which she meekly replied in barely a whisper (back in personal assistant mode) that she would go get it. And he finished her off by saying-damn right you will. Didn't look like jokes to me.

So I can see the line being blurred with her and Jessica. But with Nick? Not so much.



I thought it was unprofessional. Jessica looked at him like WTF?




Word. He said "your children." For a split second I was thinking that maybe these two are already separated and they just did the scene for the show.

Also, I thought it was nice of him to ignore her on the way to the parking lot after she so rudely paid more attention to her sidekick while he was telling her about his missing tooth.

Nick's solo music career isn't going to be re-ignited. He needs to stick to acting.

Regarding anything going with these families...didn't Jessica mention something about somebody having a "boner" when they were on that trip to Cabo? I think we've also seen Asslee make out with her boyfriend on the set of a video shoot in front of her parents on her show. Classy.

I think responding to her on the level she sets doesn't help their marriage any. He needs to be more mature if he wants her to be mature as well. Two wrongs don't make a right. Instead of throwing a hissy fit because he's upset she tuned him out to the sidekick, he should just tell her.

On the other hand, I think if he turned CaCee out, that would go a long way in setting the tone of their relationship. If she learned that he was not going to give attention to her remarks, she would eventually stop making them.

My favorite part was after those kids took all the candy from the container, the next batch of trick-or-treaters came by and there was one little boy that looked really distraught over the lack of candy and threw his hands up and sighed. That was way more hilarious than anything Jessica's been doing.

After the dentist tells her to stop eating sugar they cut to her taking some dessert out of the fridge and her and Cacee chowing down. Was that ambrosia? If so, blech. The cover of the Enquirer has a closeup of her thigh cellulite. Another reason to knock off the sugar.

Nick got himself into this mess, he can get himself out. They dated for four years so he must have had a pretty good idea what she was like, and the surgically attached parents. It was all explained in the camping episode back in the first season where he said "I get to fuck Jessica Simpson!" Yeah, and now that you've got that, what else is there? He married her with a plan to 'unspoil' her in five years. So he didn't marry the woman she was, he married a woman he planned to change. That right there is a recipe for disaster.

My favorite part of this episode . . . when the trick or treaters came over and asked where Ashlee was and Nick goes "Ashlee doesn't live here!!!" as though that was the hundredth time he was asked that. Hee!

I don't know--if he really wants to unspoil her, why does he keep lavishing her with expensive gifts? I love Nick as much as the next gal, but I definitely think there's a part of him that enjoys spoiling her and looking like a great guy, especially when the cameras are rolling. He doesn't get a lot of appreciation from his wife when he does those things, even though she clearly expects them.

Jessica and the toddler were very cute together: making fun of Nick, giggling, and looking at the pretty dresses in the magazine. I guess Caceey just got replaced by someone more at Jessica's maturity level.

I hate Jessica's dentist, root canal dentist, and her eye surgery doctor. Medical professionals should not be famewhores. Anyone who goes to see any of these dorks deserves any inappropriate comments that they get, i.e. "I'm your first." EW!

Regarding the presents, doesn't Nick know anything else to get her but just jewelery? How many bracelets can he buy her? and to me, they all look the same. In the gift departments, I personally think that Jessica gives more thought to it and thinks of different gifts. I haven't seen her give him the same gift twice (the little times that she has given him a gift)

The difference in their relationship from the first season to now is so telling. In the first season, their careers had basically faded and they had each other. I remember a time when Jessica needed to be with Nick constantly. Call him when he was at the playboy party, when she went to promote her CD, she was calling him from the limo. Now she doesn't even pay attention to him. She's got her fame back, her parents, her assistant, her fans, oh and Nick is there somewhere. How many times has he had a conversation with her and she is off in lala land.

She just feels so entitled to everything now. In the first espiode of this season when they were at the resturant, she seemed to have an attitude of this chief should be honoured that I am here in his resturant. Don't forget sweetheart that if it wasn't for your TV show, that chief probably wouldn't have a clue who you are. I am tore between two feelings on how they showed your reaction. Firstly, I wish that MTV never because now this poor chief who was probably so happy to get some publicity and even came out to show his face for more exposure is now watching that show, upset. Then on the other hand, MTV has to show it because it tells you how two faced Jessica is. She will tell you to your face that it's awful but then behind your back, just sit there making faces (knowing full well that it's going on camera). Then when she says I feel so bad for him, like that is all better now and so when he hears it on TV, he won't be that mad to her anymore.

Jessica is in for a rude awaking soon. When this series is over and her fame starts to fade again, there is only one person that she will run too, who was there with her before the fame came back. I wonder if that person will still be there for her. He would probably have had enough.

So what I took away from this episode is that Jessucka bleaches her teeth, but doesn't brush them? Is it just me? I mean, she says she had six cavities before they got married that she never got filled, she hasn't been to the dentist in years, doesn't floss, and doesn't brush in the morning. Teeth don't get that white with that kind of inattention to them. Why am I even thinking about this?

I think I heard him tell her last week that she's hard to buy for because she doesn't like anything besides jewelry and expensive things, so he probably would like to be more creative with gifts, but has learned it's safer to go with jewelry. The trip to the vineyard was a neat idea, except she bitched and moaned and scrunched up her face the whole time, so maybe he should have just given her the stupid bracelet and called it a day. And I agree, diamond bracelets all look alike to me. Sure, the cuts might be different, one might be chunkier, but in the end, they are all just diamond bracelets. Of course, I also don't give a flip about jewelry in general, except for my wedding set, so you can't really go by me.

As for the gifts she has given him, I'm still waiting for Nick to get those boxing lessons that were his big gift at Christmas, except she hadn't actually gotten them for him yet. She was supposed to set them up for him later, but we never heard anything about it again. I think that was the year Jessica got a new Mercedes, and Ashlee got a watch.

I see their gifts being equally materialistic as opposed to thoughtful.
Not that I am against it. They are young and living it up. I'd take the brand new Ferrari she got him this X-mas over the boxing lessons any day.

I don't see Nick going anywhere until she has tapped out her earning potential. This year she is launching a clothing line. Last year her Dessert line reportedly made $30Million. Without a pre-nup, isn't Nick in fat city? I totally believe the guy when he says life couldn't be any better.

Pa is brokering all of these deals for Jessica and Nick stands to gain half by just sitting on his ass. This must be killing Joe Simpson.

If I remember correctly, he said, “Asslee doesn’t live here sweetheart”. You just know that little girl was thinking, “Nick called me sweetheart!!!! Squeeee!!!!!!!!" (at least, I would have!!!)

Didn't she only rent him a Ferrari for a day to get him out of the house so she could watch the professional chef cook a meal that she took credit for...or did she actually buy him a Ferrari later, and it wasn't on the show? I hadn't heard anything about it, but then, I do tend to tune out news about them when their show isn't on. Especially since only seems to be how they are thisclose to breaking up. Yeah, wake me when her publicist makes it official.

If she did go ahead and get him the car, then I'm sure he was ecstatic and hopefully learned how to not grind the gears, but he seems to me like the kind of guy who would be just as happy (or even happier) living a more down-to-earth life with someone who he could enjoy the everyday stuff with.

If he was so into the down to earth lifestyle then he should have chosen another profession. But instead he has gotten another solo record deal, movies, tv, etc. And he seems to like all the parties that go along with it. He is a famewhore as well.

They revealed backstage at the People's Choice Awards that Nick got a Ferrari for Xmas and Jessica got yet another piece of jewelry. A flawless emerald ring.

Live it up !

There was a hi-larious article this week in US Weekly, or In Touch, or one of those pseudo-tabloids, about Jessica and Nick's relationship with Creepy Pa Simpson. The article goes on about how Nick is sick of Creepy Pa's influence over Jessica, and how he was even included in their discussion on when to have children (which they want, but Creepy Pa put the stop to because it would interfere with Jessica's career at this point in time). Additionally, Nick wants Jessica to fire Creepy Pa as her film career manager and have him just stick to her music. I think that this article is interesting in the wake of Ted Casablanca's Blind Vice column from a few weeks back that indicated that not all things were honky-dory in the Simpson family and that everyone involved notices how creepy Joe Simpson is with his obsession with his daughters (assuming, of course, that the blind vice column is actually about her).

I don't get how she needed a root canal...all her teeth looked capped to me, they were too white and perfect, Im confused...

That IS what he said, and I thought it was adorable! He sounded sincere (well, the way people who really like kids talk to them - not that he really knew she was a sweetheart or anything...)

I also read the tabloids, and this week's are especially funny. One of them (InTouch? US Weekly?) showed pictures from the Dukes set, and said Nick was there to support Jess during filming...blah blah. The OTHER one showed the SAME pictures, but said they showed how even when the two are together, they're distant towards each other (because they weren't speaking in any of the shots...) It just shows how the media also spins this stuff however they want (See Also: Brad and Jen)

A magazine (Glamour?) had a little blurb about starlets and their fathers and how it seems weird that the girls are snuggled up close to their dads. Guess whose pic was in there?? PaSimp and his favored daughter all cuddly. Ew. I can't remember the other girls and their fathers. I have to go and look again.

Stupid Jessica. After watching last Wednesday's show, I called a dentist and made an appointment to have my teeth cleaned (I just got insurance a month ago... haven't had it for over 6 years). I hate being influenced by celebrities, damnit.

A root canal makes the roots "dead" so you don't feel the pain when you bite down. It doesn't have anything to do with whether or not the teeth are capped. More info:
http://www.agd.org/consumer/topics/rootcan...erapy/main.html

I know...I have had a root canal...but the need for one is caused by a cavity that went too deep, I don't understand how she got a cavity with all her teeth capped...

Add me to the list who thinks their marriage is so over.

I've been with my boyfriend for a long time now. Granted we aren't married, but we still spend a lot of time together. Also, granted the editing has a part to play in this ... but they are hardly ever shown demonstrating affection to each other.

I think of my boyfriend and I. We hold hands while walking, give each other random hugs, cuddle while watching TV. When we are apart for a length of time (busy week at work, or one or the other is on vacation) when we get back together we are more affectionate towards each other.

But you hardly see that on the show. You don't see any gentleness on either their parts, you don't hear the affection or see the softened eyes, etc. You don't see them holding hands, or anything. They seriously seem to not touch all day long.

And given that they both lead pretty busy lives (or at least she does) you'd think you would see ... something. But it's pretty rare, and when it does happen (like the Christmas episode) it's over the top. It doesn't seem like affection, more like affectation.

Nick tries to show affection and she ignore him...like with her tooth he asked her if she was ok and was touching her face and then she basically ignored him and talked to the dog....

Okay, help. WHO is Cassidy? Is she their neice or cousin or friend's kid or something? I've watched the episode twice and Jess just says something like "I cant believe you let babies in the house during the USC game" blah blah. Maybe this is more obvious to a more regular viewer (I didn't watch all that much last season). But I'm totally confused. That little girl is ADORABLE.

Dessert is now available at your neighborhood Walgreens. From Sephora to Walgreens, please tell me that means the line is failing.

Won't they please give that poor little dog a bath...or at least brush it. It looks disgusting. I couldn't believe Jessica let that dirty thing near her lips let alone lick her mouth. I never understood why people let dogs touch there lips. I am dog lover I have two (including a shih tzu which can end up looking a little bit like Daisy if not brushed throughly every day), but dog's mouths are gross plain and simple. We know what dogs do.

Amen to that! I was about to post about Daisy looking so unkept. I bathe my two Papillon dogs once a week and brush them almost daily. Heck, after looking at Daisy, I bathed my dogs earlier than usual if only to prevent them from looking like Daisy. I can see Jessica being too lazy and self-centered to bathe her dog weekly herself, but I know she can afford to have someone else do it! Poor Daisy!