Hee! I'm going to use that on all my coupled-up friends.

Is anyone still watching Nick on "Charmed"? I gave up after the first episode. Not because his acting is bad (it was ok) but the show is just stupid. Just wondering if Nick's appearance on the show is likely to lead to more acting gigs.

I can't watch Charmed either even though Nick is on it. Anytime I've tried to watch I last 5 minutes and I'm changing channels.

Sooo, if they get divorced, does her next husband have to wait until he marries her to have sex, too?

Yes. Her vigina will re-set.

Bwah!

I was just watching Muchmusic, and supposedly there is a rumour going around that their is "Trouble in Paradise" for Nick and Jessica. Supposedly Nick said something about her at a radio station. They live seperate lives or something, and something about blondes. I don't know, I wasn't really listening.

E! Weekend news had a spot about Nick and Jessica. They were somewhere this week and were talking about the rumors and dismissed them. Nick talked about how he loved looking at her, blah blah blah and she just smiled and said thanks. Then he said "um you could say something nice about me". She looked at the reporter and said "he's cute too" or something like that. So they are either keeping the act up for the cameras or they aren't split.

In Marie Claire, Jessica states that she turned down an endorsement deal with 7Up! Why? "Because if you do 7up, you can't ever do Coke or Pepsi. You've got to hold out for the best deal possible." So this b**ch thinks she can do Coke and Pepsi?!! Doesn't she know her 15 minutes are about up? I'm seriously starting to think that she has a psychotic disorder and/or a personality disorder. You never know with these people. Sigh

She'll never believe her 15 minutes are up. PervyPaSimp probably told her she had a shot at Coke or Pepsi.

The only way I would go see a Dukes of Hazzard movie is if Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller were in it, so I wouldn't be seeing it anyway. But I hope that once she actually starts work on it, she gets dropped like a hot potato for being a no-talent moron. I love Super Troopers, and these guys can do much better than her for Daisy.

Word. 7Up yours, Jessica.

I thought I saw a glimpse of something on t.v. the other night that would indicate that there is a Dukes of Hazzard t.v. series coming up. Anyone know if that's true? it sounded like it was almost ready to start airing. Surely that's not going to have her in it!

I thought there was a Dukes movie being made? I could be wrong.

Who are the celebrities currently doing campaigns for those products? Isn't Beyonce doing Pepsi, and ...Christina Aguilera doing Coca-Cola? Surely Jessucka doesn't consider herself to be on their level. That would be ridiculous.

Jessica was on QVC last night hawking her Dessert line. Her mom called in and said that CreepyPa and her are living with Jess and Nick while their new house gets plumbing put in. So I guess in Season 3 we can expect alot of pissed off Nick.

Oh dear God. If they weren't close to splitsville before, they're probably there right now. I actually really like my in-laws, but no way would I want to share a house with them.

I can't believe that PervDad and StageMom can't just go back to Texas for a few weeks or go on vacation or something. Don't they still have a house in Texas? It's not like they're poor and have to move in with the kids while the old outhouse is torn down and that newfangled "indoor" plumbing is installed.

speaking of joe simpson, an article in the Dallas News states that he wasn't a virgin when he got married. what right does he have to expect his daughters to be or have been virgins when they got/get married, when in fact he himself could't do the same thing. if my father asked me to do what he asked of his daughters and then I found out that he didn't do that as well. I would laugh in his face.

From the above linked article:



I am so going to hell for laughing at that.

Ted Casablanca was on The View this morning and he says that the rumors about Nick and Jess splitting are not true. He said something like they are in it for the long haul, and they want to be an "old married couple". Poor, poor Nick.

Eek! Am I standing up for Pa Simp? There are many things that I will ask my children not to do and preach about that I have done (won't go into it). But just because you made an error and have found that a different path may be better does not mean that you cannot pass that knowledge onto your children.

(OK...I need to go take a shower now...I feel violated having defended Pa Simp)

I think the thing that skeeves me out the most about CreepyPa is that he seems so invested in his daughter's sexuality. Like he was all adamant about her remaining a virgin and bought her some kind of ring that she would always wear to remind her to remain a virgin and the whole, she's had breasts since 7th grade. Just skeeves me out.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! Coors Light. All over. Keyboard ruined.

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I love that we are supposed to believe that selling it through 7-11 is some sort of igenious marketing tactic as opposed to the fact that I'm sure record stores just don't want to carry junk that they won't be able to sell.

What target audience are you trying to reach when you sell exclusively in 7-11.

P.S. All I want to know is when did 7-11 start serving 'fresh sandwiches'?

7-11? Man, that is tacky.

Speaking of tacky, I just bought the Aladdin DVD, ('cause Clay's on it, shut up!) Anyway, there is a featurette showing N & J's making of the video for "A Whole New World," & who do you think's standing right offstage at the end of it? Friggin' KAAAY-CEEE! UGH!

I'm surprised it wasn't creepy paSimp in the shot, although I'm sure he was there somewhere.

About the Christmas CD: 7-11? Really? Can't decide if it's marketing genius or pathetic and sad. Isn't there a song on there with Jess and Nick? Bummer they didn't mention it in the article. They made a big deal about her "first ever" duet with Ashlee. I'm pretty sure the press release can be traced back to her "management".

Happy holidays y'all!

7-11? Oh wow...

But anywho, go Nick!

Oh. My. Gaw. Is this show still on? Let's hope that Nick's TV deal is the first step towards a life "free of Jessica" for him.

Oh and I was shopping last weekend at Bon-Macy's and when I walked into the accessories/cosmetic area, there was a display of Jessucka's "Dessert" line stuck over in the corner. Which was good. Not so good was the cluster of 'tweens with their babyfat hanging over their hiphuggers oohing and aahing at it.

I heard on Kidd Kraddick show this morning that Pa Simpson is going to do a reality show where he goes out to find a new star. They had some quote that he said about being a father first before a manager and some other crap.

Ha I saw that CD at the 7-11 the other day on the counter. It's still full, nobody's buying it there either. I find it hilarious though they chose 7-11, fits right in perfectly if you ask me, right in with those nasty ass taquitos and hotdogs (which I call Mummy Fingers because after they've rotated on those dirty hot rollers all day, that's what they look like!). Yep, fits right in, stale and overdone at the same time.

I'm sorry but do they even have alot of 7-11's anymore? In my area its Wawa and QuickCheck, I think we maybe have 2 7-11's and they are really dirty, skeevy places. Im just wondering if 7-11 is really a big chain still with a lot of stores.

Im in NJ and we have Wawas and QuickChecks just about every mile, no 7-11's except in way out of the way places.

Globally popular where? I'm in Ireland and the only time I've heard this song is during the MTV award show. I've never even heard the Robbie Williams version (mainly because I shudder and hide every time I see him on TV...) Her version is definitely NOT global. Granted, it's probably huge in Holland and Germany. Maybe I'll be hearing it on Eurotrash (the TV show) sometime soon. Now that would be brilliant.

This is caption under the latest set of pictures:

"JESSICA SIMPSON IS ALL SMILES AS SHE ENJOYS A GIRLS NIGHT OUT WITH HER BEST FRIEND CACEE. THEY START OUT WITH DINNER AT THE TRENDY "IVY" RESTAURANT AND THEN HEAD OUT TO PARTY AT "GUY'S" CLUB. 30TH SEPTEMBER 2004"

Goodness, the girl spends more time with Cacee than she does with her husband! I'm sure this will do nothing to quiet the divorce rumors. Has anyone else noticed that she allows herself to be physically closer to Cacee than she does with Nick when posing for pictures? Tacky back of the dress by the way.

By the way, where is her wedding ring? She "forgets it" when she is going out on the town, but not when she has a concert? She never forgets to open her mouth in that horrid way of hers though.

Wonder who she is talking on the phone with mid-concert? What song does this scene set-up?

I heard Jessica's "Angels" about three times on our local radio station. And then they went back to "With You," which gets played about once every couple of days. And "Pieces of Me" debuted in late June/early July, and it's still played about eight times a day here.

There are TONS of them here in Virginia KateQD, on some roads you see one every frikken block.

Isn't "Angels" Robbie what's-his-face's globally-popular hit? Whatever.

And every single 7-11 that I've been to has been filthy and poorly-stocked. I prefer a Store24 myself, or a Snappy Snack Shack or whatever they're called.

A lot of 7-11's here on Long Island too! Haven't seen the cd, but I sure as hell wouldn't buy it anyway! Maybe as a gag gift.....nah

All of the ones in my area are now called Kum n Go. That's right..... Kum n Go. Hmm... wonder if they have the CD in stock? ;)

Have I misread, or has nobody brought this article up yet? It's from the NY Times, so you may have to register. Who Wants to Be a Simpson? Yes, that's the real headline.

Here in California they sure do.

7-11's are based here in Dallas. Most here are company owned, but many across the U.S. are franchised.

As if CreepyPaSimpson wasn't creepy enough. I fail to see how AshlEE and JesSUCKa would be cool with Pa and Ma adopting another famewhore to take their places when they play out. And I had no idea that CreepyPaSimpson was Nick's manager too. Oh Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick. What a tangled web you've entwined yourself in. All I can say is...... HALF..... you can divorce her and get HALF. Run away as far as your moderately talented legs can take you, and take HALF when you go.

The whole family makes me shudder, and ITA with the people who posted upthread about the similarities between Ma Simpson and Ma Spears. And if you think about it, Ma Timberlake could be included in the bunch.

Wait... you mean NJ isnt the center of the universe???? Thanks for the info guys, I guess I should have known better than to ask that stupid question!

What is up with that creepy ass "family portrait" in the NYT article? SCARY! Does that hang over the fireplace at Joe's house?

Thanks for the pictures Baylor!


It seems that whenever she sluts it up, it's not on. She was ringless in her Maxim cover and pictures as well as the Sweetest Sin video (although Nick was wearing his ring).

For some reason, this really bothers me. I have no idea why. You know she'd throw a FIT if Nick stopped wearing his.

Ugh, I was just in 7-11. and Jessica's annoying face was all over it. There was a big poster in the window, and then a big one by the slurpees. Now I can't go to 7-11 anymore, lol.

I just picked up this weeks issue of US, and they have a spread of Nick and Jessica's wedding. Also, they have a piece about Jessica's disappearing wedding ring:


It goes on to quote an "insider" who says

I have said it before I wouldn't believe anything I read in US because those people just make stuff up.

While I do believe Joe Simpson's always being around does cause tension, I don't trust anything that says "an insider".

Why is this show still on?

Come on, she doesn't notice when something that big is missing from her finger? Maybe you forget it once while running out of the house, but to keep doing it? I'm not buying it.