Hmm. Man with a pearl necklace. dirty.

Those pics are disturbingly pornographic for such a polly-purebred as Jessucka.

Yikes

I finally saw Jessica'S VMA preformance yesterday. Can somebody Please Explain to me why the audiance was waving cell phones in the air while she was singing.

Jessucka is in for some toruble... Just read, it's about her & Nick's marriage.

Cellphones at concerts have replaced lighters.

That's so pathetic!!

It's a long way from the cliche'd scene in old westerns where the cowboys start shooting pistols into the air (and usually into the ceiling) to show their appreciation for the music hall girl's performance.

Now, if you were armed at a Jessucka concert, you'd just point at your own head ... and fire.

Basically, so everyone could have an excuse to show off their cool cellys.

I prefer to think it was people saying, "No, listen. She doesn't sound any better live." and holding their phones up.

LMAO! True, true. What was up with her hair at the preshow? It was all hair-sprayed back..... Ew.

While I agree with your mom that Jessica doesn't respect Nick, I don't agree he's a trophy husband. Jessica was a semi-star, the kind that serve as filler between the cover story and the last page of any entertainment rag. She hardly seems someone in a position to "keep" someone. If anything, his career was bigger than hers when they got together. Jessica's fame only took off after the marriage and the reality show.

There's got to be a separation pool somewhere, right?

Did anyone read Jessica Simpson Weekly this week? Us had over 20 photos of Jessica in the magazine---roughly every 5th page. Yes, I counted. I found it particularly ingenious that after last week's edition, which featured a layout of Jessica in outfits selected by US' fashion director, she was named best dressed woman this week. Pat yourself on the back much, US?

Also, Jessucka really needs to cut back on the collagen. She now has a little "shelf" above her lip that is really noticeable when she smiles. From fresh-faced ingenue to blow-up doll...it's so sad.

No one here ever seems to mention her role on "That '70s Show", and I never saw the episodes she appeared in. How many were there? She apparently played a dumb blonde beach chick that Kelso dated. Did anyone see those shows? Was she any good at doing the comedy stuff, and how did she blend in with that ensemble cast that's been together for ages?

Didn't watch 'em, but I think it was three episodes.

Speaking of her 'acting', she may not have the role of Daisy Duke in the bag after all.

I saw a small clip of one. This was before I really knew who she was mind you, so I was more objective. She was pretty bad.

I hope Brittany gets it. I like her more than Jessica.

I wrote on this thread a while back about her acting job on That 70's Show. I was horrified. At the end of one episode, she decides to console Eric by singing him a rendition of "I Haven't Got Time For The Pain." Apparently she was supposed to do it all crappy and mangle it all up. Sounds like she'd have no problem right? Well, it was the most horrific scene I've ever watched. She tried so damn hard to make it sound mangled that it was obvious she was trying to make it sound mangled and it was painful to watch. My sister watched it and cringed.

Okay had to google to put a face with Brittany Daniel. I loved her in Club Dread and Joe Dirt! I see her more as a Daisy. I think sometimes Miss Jessica lets her mouth overload her butt and she spouts off about stuff before it actually happens. My husband's sister does this-she bragged about the house they were buying and what all she was going to do to it. They had only looked at the house and after the owner met them refused to return any of their phone calls! Yet to hear her tell it they had already closed on the house. Jess does this. She bragged about her new television series and then it didn't get picked up, then she had Daisy and now someone else is testing as well?

Then again maybe TPTB on the Dukes movie have realized her star is fading fast and people don't really like her and it could hurt the movie rather than help it.

I agree with that. I think they're trying to make her seem in demand by announcing all these projects before they're final. You would think she'd eventually learn, but of course you need functioning brain cells to learn.

Of course, if she doesn't get the movie, she'll say she really didn't want it anyway.

Has anyone heard anything about the follow-up specials? Weren't they supposed to do several more?

Here is some background on Brittany Daniel.

The main thing I notice is that, unlike Jessica, she is an actress with experience. Seems like the show would have a greater chance of success using an actual actress, call me crazy.

Anyone else read Brittany and think, "huh. That's a weird way to spell it. I always thought it was Britney"?

Just me then? okay...

Moving on, I hope she doesn't get the part. Not because she is a bad actress (because she is), but I really wish bad things for her now. Horrible as that makes me, I want to see her career, marriage, everything fail!

Also, Mr. Hailey was a Dukes FREAK growing up. I know I'll have to see it, and I just can't stomach giving money to the Simps.

I'd only ever seen it spelled "Brittany" until Britney came and rednecked the spelling all up. Well, I guess that blame actually falls on her parents, but still. To me it always seemed lazy or twee to spell it her way, but it seems to be the norm now.

I am delurking to report on a Jessica/Newlyweds related product...

I was going on a cruise last month and I forgot to pack my shampoo and conditioner. So, I stopped by Walgreens and saw Ken Paves' line of products. I thought, well, Jessica does have one thing going for her (most of the time), and that is her hair. Well, I would avoid Ken's products like the plague. I ended up having to use the cruiseline's products (not usually nice for long, color treated hair that needs extra conditioning) as my hair was a tangled mess of knots after using Paves' products. Another $10 down the drain... I should have known something was up when I realized the label was not on the bottle straight.

You have been warned.

Ha ha! Thanks for the warning! I saw those products at Walgreens also and had serious doubts as to whether Jessucka washes her hair them.

I have serious doubts that she washes her hair period. I have read a few interviews where she says she washes it after a bunch of days has gone by. On Newlyweds, when she is at home, having down time, etc., I noticed it always looks dirty.

With the amount of photo shoots and appearances she does, I imagine she never washes it at home, and waits for the next photo shoot or appearance when she gets it all done for her.

BostonPugGirl:

Actually, I think I remember reading that also in a People Magazine interview a few months ago. They asked her about her hair and she said she washed it every other day and then they asked her what was the last lie she told and she said it was about washing her hair every other day, it was more like once a 1 week or something right?

I have heard that dirty hair, hair that's full of styling products, is easier to work with. Or she's just lazy.

Aiee!!

Hee!

I'm not going to comment on Jessica's acting skills but they have much more accomplished actors and actresses that have been overshadowed by the Muppets.

Nick looking all business on Charmed

Why is it that she looks older than me, when I am actually two years older than her?

Oh, right, it's the too-much-sun leathery skin. And bad, bad caked-on makeup.

I don't know how anyone can look in the mirror and see orange skin, yellow hair, dark roots, spider lashes, glittery pink duck lips and think, "Holy shit! I look good!" And yes, she does look considerably older than her age. What is she? 23 or 24? She's gonna look like hell at 35+. I can't wait!


I have a 13 year old niece named Brittany and every birthday, holiday, special occasion, I accidentally spell her name "Britney" on cards, gift tags, etc. and I don't know why. Damn you Britney Spears!

Check this out: Messica is going to perform tonight at Jacksonville's Metro Park. It is a free concert. I guess her people thought, "Hey, we don't Messica to suffer more poor sales of her 'concert' so let's make this one free!"

Article from First Coast News

I feel sorry for those fans that will get blind watching her spasmic expressions while singing her horrid renditions of "Take My Breath Away" and "Angels" as well as her own crap.

She looks freakin' fugly in that pic.

I mess with my hair a lot and that really is true. Dirty hair, hair full of stylling products is much easier to work with than just washed clean hair. That's still no excuse to have dirty hair all the time though.

I just saw the performance of "With You" live from Jax. It seems her 'voice' is deteriorating and she still continued with those spasmic expressions.

It was actually part of the opening for the NFL kickoff, a pretty high-profile event. Unfortunately.

" Yep. I realized that afterwards and didn't know that it was going to be simulcast from Jax.

And yes, it had to be a silly high-profile event.

More details about the Dukes of Hazzard movie.


I assume 'risk taking' is some mild snark. If the director is going to be the Broken Lizard guy, and Brittany Murphy has alread worked with him several times, I'd say Jessica chances are getting smaller and smaller.

Reading the First Coast News article, I was fascinated that J.Simp spits out her gum and hands it to her mother. Nice.

And while I think it suggests she has never really grew up, I don't think I would've expected my mother to handle my masticated leavings after the age of about, I dunno, five?

I used to think that Jessica was stunningly beautiful, but looking at her recent photos, I don't find her attractive anymore at all. Someone's lying to her that those lips look good, and I completely agree with whoever said she looked like a big-haired beauty pageant entrant.

Hey rednecks wouldn't dare spell Brittany that way LOL! I'm a redneck and I always that was the stupidest spelling for her name. Then again I have seen the Desiree` spelled Dezerae because the little girl's parents were stupid and didn't know how to spell the name seriously. I think also that Brittany Spears' name is probably really spelled Brittany but in order to glam it up and make it a stage name they redid it as Britney. I mean these people named one child something like Britney and then named the other one something as mundane and boring and Jamie Lynn? They couldn't have come up with that spelling on their own.

Personally I like unusual names per say because my given name is RARE and as a result I did the same with my daughter but it isn't something people cannot spell or has a stupid spelling. I always liked being the only kid in class named Fawn. There were always five Pam's, two or three Ashley's , two or three Brittany's, and so on. Now in my daughter's class there are two Kristen's, three Aliyah's, three Anna's, it's crazy but only one Liberty. No one forgets it and five others don't turn their head when I call her name in a store LOL.

In this weeks US Weekly there is a particularly awful picture of Jessica with Daisy on page 4. Daisy doen't even look cute anymore to me. Anyways, Jessica is quoted as saying:

" This is my moment for everyone to know that I'm not just a cheesy popstar, that I can sing my butt off!"
On her 2004 MTV Video Music Awards performance.

Um, Jessica you proved nothing other than your voice has gone to hell and that you look more like a man everyday! Why is this girl soo delusional?!

Because reality is a harsh mistress.

Oh how I will laugh if Jessica doesn't get the Daisy Duke role! In her recent interviews about the screen test she kept talking about getting her butt in shape. I guess she thinks that's all that matters. I doubt she took acting lessons or did any research for the role. Didn't she think Daisy Duke was a ditzy blonde? I bet she thinks that she should get the job because she's Southern and has a dog named Daisy.

OT - Around here variations of Britney are more common than Brittany. In fact, I know many people that think spelling it Brittany is silly because no one(here) pronounces the A.-OT

LOL! It's spelled 'per se'.

I counted how many pages Jessica was on one time as well. She was on almost every three to six pages.
I don't think I am going to renew my subscription to US because all they cover is Jessica!!!!!!

That's okay Geneva. It hasn't been corrected on any of my english papers for college yet but thanks anyway LOL. You knew what I meant though right?

Oy vay!! You're not getting your money's worth out of that class -- ask for a refund!

I think that by middle of 2005 Nick & Jessucka will be divorced... (They're just coming up on they 2 year of marriage. Nick said so on TRL.)

Just don't start spelling "a lot" as one word...I'll have a fit. LOL! J/K

Aww come on, no fair. I really want to do that alot-just kidding ya! Seriously though the whole per say thing has never ever been corrected on any english paper I have ever done in high school or college and I have one of the more strict professors this year. Oh well, maybe it's a regional thing.

Psst. It's oy vey.

I blame it on the internet. I've seen grammer and spelling mistakes in published books that have been supposedly proofread and edited and it drives me nuts. I'm with you on the 'alot' hate too Geneva, that also drives me crazy, along with syntax mistakes.

Many, many years ago, when US was a startup magazine I had a subscription because it came cheap. Even as a monthly I found it a bore and dropped it after a year. As a weekly it's even more annoying, especially if they think all their readers care about Jessica.