Woo Hoo!

Nick will ruin Charmed. I will never watch the episodes with Nick. If he can't sing, what makes him think he can act?

They just opened a Linens N' Things around the corner from me, so I'm hoping for option B.


Get your parkas people! It's about to get really, really cold.

On The View, Jessica said that the reason she moved out was because Jessica pays her a very good salary, so she could afford a nice place. She said that she's a very generous boss. Generous??? What is she paying her for???

At this rate, she'll be taking the MC Hammer route and going broke just paying for her do-nothing entourage.

I couldn't believe when she said she pays this bitch a salary. WTF for? Anyone else notice that the audience gave a round of applause when it was revealed she has moved out.

CaySeigh moved out? She must of been caught blowing Nick.

Brittney and Jessica suffer from the same mental illness of famewhore syndrome. They've spent their entire lives entertaining and trying to acquire fame, and now that they have it they can't let it go. It's the only way they know how to make their parents proud and feel good about themselves as well.

oh yeah those two are so fucking...its probably easier now that she is out of the house...alls fair in love and reality shows!

I saw that this morning and I noticed the round of applause too. Did you notice the shocked look on Jessica's face when people applauded Casee moving out? She then explained how they were only home for like a week and a half and that's when most of the filming was done because she was soooo busy. She didn't seem to happy about finding out Nick had done his kissing scenes AFTER he did them either. I was very proud of her though. She admitted to cleaning her dog's butt and getting the dingleberries off all by herself! Star Jones was grossed out.

Did she mention anything about another season of the show?

Nothing mentioned about another season of Newlyweds.

I thought they were joking about Charmed. At least they made it seem that way and when they asked her if she was ok with the kissing she said yes.

Watch out Jessica. There's a new ho in your man's life.

...and from what I've seen and heard, she has a brain !!

Well, compared to Jessica, I'd say the majority of the population comes off as downright intellectual.

Ooh, I've just had this great idea for the CaCee spin off. Nick and Jessucka break up because Nick finds his spine hidden under a mountain of Jessica's dirty, discarded clothes. Since the house is in his name (just guessing), she gets sent packing and has to move into CaCee's (comparatively) small-ass apartment. Wackiness ensues!

Whee! Will Nick have powers or anything, or is he going to be just a regular dude on that crappy show -- anyone know? Ugh. Why won't Alyssa put on actual pants.

Green -- your dream was the funniest thing I've read all day. Still giggling.

I'm sorry, but the very obviously Photpshopped Alyssa's lower body in that pic. She is NOT that skinny.

Charmed is usually on when I am on the treadmill at the gym. I could never watch it at home, but when you are walking aimlessly to nowhere, it provides an excellent form of distraction.

Actually, I had no idea that this show still produced new episodes. I thought it was all in rerun.

Because it's all about the Cooter Tat.

I don't remember what magazine it was, Details or FHM or something wherein they interviewed Alyssa Milano and she said she likes to wear her boyfriend's underwear, especially if they (the underwear) have pee stains. Now that's where my mind goes automatically when I hear/see Alyssa Milano. Pee stains. Ew.

The hell? She actually said that? *huge eye roll*

Shut up, Alyssa Milano.

better than skid marks?
I'll shut up now.

I guess if it were an either/or situation.

Well, we already know Nick is attracted to women who have issues with TMI, so maybe Alyssa is perfect for him. Or at least a step up from Jess.

Yeaks! Growing-up around her during his formative years, no wonder Danny Pintauro went gay.

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That photo is legit. Alyssa is really that damn skinny. Every week we pray that she would eat a sandwich or ten.

It's most probably just the angle, not photoshop that made her look thinner.

Either way, she is WAY TOO SKINNY. And pee stains? Nice. *vomit*

She and Britney should write a book together, "How to Go From America's Sweetheart to Trailer Trash Whore in Six Easy Steps"

LOL. They could do it in 3 steps.

Jessica was on Regis and Kelly this morning. I think it was a repeat. They asked what was the biggest surprise in the first year of marraige and she said that it wasn't a fairy tale and Nick wasn't a white knight. No duh you idiot. It just points up how unrealistic and childish her expectations were. She also thinks it's great they fight "because they're communicating!" No, you're fighting. If you listened to him and then had an informed discussion, then it would be communication.

I just saw an ad for Nick on Charmed during Smallville. Nick looked good, but kinda out of place. They didn't really show much of him on the show. Just shots of him smiling at the camera and kissing Alyssa. They showed one line, but it wasn't enough to tell whether he'll be able to keep up with the super thespians on Charmed. I will note, though, that the entire ad was about Nick being on the show.

Wasn't it this very thing that killed the Jennifer Garner/Scott Foley union?

After lurking through the comments I just want to add that I do hope for the sake of their marriage that Jessica can appreciate the kind of man she has. Nick seems like a dependable guy, he seem to be really nice and you don't have to nag at him to do stuff around the house. In my mind that alone means he's perfect, and apart from all of that he's good looking too what more can you want. She better start appreciating him because there are many a skanky chickenhead (ask Shar Jackson) lurking in the wings waiting to steal your man, and even if he's not caught by them there are many attractive, successful, newly single women in LA looking for a nice guy to have babies with (Halle Berry).

Someone not self-pitying, smug, and smarmy?

Sorry, I hate Nick. Hate him more than I hate Jessica. If he were my boyfriend, I'd go all abusive Lifetime Channel Husband on him and say "Shut up bitch! You're not here to talk!" Because while he is cute, I think he's about as self-aware as a rutabaga.

I just saw the scariest thing at work. I work at Wal-Mart overnight...try to hold back the laughs please. I was walking back from my lunch at 3am and walked up to the front and turn the corner and there it is! OMG!!! Its a cardboard stand-up of Jessucka for Ice Breakers Liquid Ice!!! Now, I have to look at her "gaw"awful nose and fake smile all night!!

Edited b/c the thought of having to go back to work and stare at her ugly mug all night caused me to forget how to spell....

Now why would we laugh because you work at Wally world at night? At least it's an honest living right? I say you go girl (or guy). You do your Wal-Mart thing(just make sure I can find the Swoops please).

OT:I agree with SquirrleyQ, we would never laugh at you for working at Walmart! A job is a job and it is an honest way to earn some bucks.

Back on topic, did you notice Jessica's lips in the cardboard stand-up? It appears that fake smile of Jessucka's has been enhanced.

Looks more daffy-duckish to me.

Her lips look so fake.

Everyone needs to JUST SAY NO to lip puffage...

When the hell will this stupid and "uglifying" procedure stop.

Is everyone that wants to have this stuff done blind?! They sure as hell must be because I am loathe to find one person who has it done who looked better.

Jessica's lips make her look more mannish. For God's sake. Stop the madness.

Kallaloo

I am sure Jessica gets told by her Mommy(aka her "stylist") or who ever else encourages her to keep tanning,wearing nasty hair estensions and wearing stilleto heels around the pool, that her lips look so "cute" now.

**Edited to add: Jessica probably think her puffy lips look oh so sexy and natural.

I hope Jessica and Britney scratch each other's eyes out at the Republican National Convention this week.

Britney is Republican? Who knew?

Not that there's anything wrong with that (tm Seinfeld)...but...who knew?

So Brit is going to be at the RNC? I know quite a few Republicans DO NOT want her there because of the image and total lack of morals she portrays. Also it is shocking considering the Republican party is big on Christian morals and you have Britney saying things like a Kabbalah book that Madonna gave her has so much more revelance than the Bible and how it is so much more important. Britney you are so dumb and apparently brainwashed by Madonna.

I can't believe they don't feel the same about Jessica. She is just not a good role model no matter how much she insists she is. The stupidity, the shallowness, the over-sexualized posing (which is okay because she's married) even though her fans are eight -- bleh. Does anyone know when she'll be on or what she'll be doing? I kind of want to watch just to laugh and laugh, but if she sings the national anthem, I don't think I could take it. Although maybe with the sound off, it would be funny.

Yesterday I was shopping and I heard "Take My Breath Away." I hadn't really heard it before. I can't believe how bad it is. It sounds like high school talent show singing. There something about the phrasing that is just so amatuerish. No wonder our trade deficit is skyrocketing. Entertainment is a huge part of our export base, and they're just not buying this drek abroad.



I wondered if she had lip enhancement. For me, it's not just that it looks stupid, but the way she talks, moving her enhanced lips in a really odd way, I'm sure she thinks it's adorable, but to me it's just disturbing. I wonder if Ashlee's had hers done; she does that same weird thing with her mouth when she's talking.

I'm probably going to hell for this, but I hope 20 years from now, all these horrible enhancements turn out to have long-term side effects. It just seems so ridiculous to inject such unnatural stuff into your face and to trust that there will be no ramifications.

Here's another shot of her apparently enhanced lips. Her upper lip is so fug.

My goodness, what is she wearing in that picture? Does she actually think that she looks good in that?

Is there really a big black smudge on her front tooth in that photo -- or is my computer screen filthy?

edited for typo

It's on my screen too.

That's what dust looks like when it gets inside a digital camera. I do sort of wish it were some actual piece of goo stuck to her teeth while she channels Pam Anderson in that photo.

That picture was taken this week in Miami where Jessucka has been rehearsing for tonight's VMA's. Her lips (and front teeth) look huge and deformed in that picture.

I forgot she's performing tonight. With all her spastic singing maybe her lip will explode in mid-screech.