I linked to it a bunch of pages back, but you can just go to Fametracker.com and look in the celebrity section of the forums. I just lurk Hailey. One posting obsession is enough.

The news appears to be premature anyway.

Drew's wife can dance. *hawt*

Has Jessica done ANYTHING really, really, really sweet for Nick? I barely watch the show but it seems like whenever I watch he's planned something recreating the first time they (insert activity here) or the first place they ever (insert activity here) or the exact (insert thing here) they used or saw or ate or drove when they (insert blah blah blah). What does Jessica do for Nick besides deny him sex?

And Drew's wife is an awesome dancer. She really has solid moves. Why isn't she famous?

Jessucka, however, really cannot. Nice yawns while you were supposed to be rehearsing, Jess.


Too normal and non-famewhorey?

No you are correct. They got married in October of 2002 so it is almost 2 years.

Did anyone notice Cacee "serving" Jess her Baja Fresh tonight like an assistant? She got it out of the bag and put it down all ready for Jessica to gobble up. This is one of the first times I have seen her assisting Jessica instead of just acting like a guest or friend who came over. I wonder if she is being sent out to buy Jessica's tampons yet? I couldn't help but think that Ma or Pa Simpson had a little talk with Cacee to remind her that she is there to work for Jessica and do her errands and to make sure she is fed and stuff and not just "hang out" with her. That is what celebrity personal assistants do right?

And Nick's wife...definitely cannot. I thought Jessica's yawning was rude also. At first I thought Drew's wife was an anonymous professional choreographer and I was sitting there thinking, "Why doesn't this girl call her on Jessica's rudeness"...then I realized it was Drew-ette. I don't think Jessica would even try and pull the rude act in front of someone she wasn't close with. Well, at least I hope she wouldn't.

LMFAO @ those lazy guys eating Dominoes (or was it really Dominoes because it was blurred out and the only thing I could go by was the BLUE AND RED LOGO) and knocking crap over. Lazy fools.

I noticed this as well--apparently not. She didn't get him anything for Christmas, either, unless you count those mythical boxing lessons. I say "mythical" because I'm sure if he'd had any training sessions, we viewers would've been treated to gratuitous shots of a shirtless, sweaty Nick. She did put together that meal for Valentine's Day, but alas--she didn't do the cooking herself, so I'm not sure it counts.

My friend and I started counting how many of Jessica's sentences started with "I" -- we lost interest after a couple dozen. Her utter inability to discuss anything that doesn't involve her is really, really annoying.

The only thing that concerns me about this episode is the fact that it was touted as a "season finale" and not a "series finale." Are they leaving a small window open in the event that they realize they don't have careers outside of this show?

lol, this reminds me of VH1's Awesomely Badder Music Videos and they snarked on Jessica's So Irristible video where she doesn't dance, just moves her arms, surroundede by dancers. It was hilarious.

I missed the finale. Oh well, they'll show another marathon anyhow.

I thought of you tonight when Nick had that huge-ass smile on his face at the ballpark. He was in heaven.

Speaking of, I think we found Nick's sport.

I thought I couldn't possibly despise Jessica more than I already do, but I was under-estimating myself. My hatred reaches a new level after watching Jessica ignore Nick's baseball excitement and instead talk about... wait for it... herself.

And I don't see the deep affection she should have for her spouse. She doesn't seem to be engaged when they're together... she's distant even when she's saying she loves him. I was struck by the contrast when she really came to life at the sight of that blue Tiffany's bag. I hate her.

Keep your name, honey. It'll make the divorce a little simpler.

I was thinking the same thing. I was so happy that Nick was acutally enjoying himself. And i loved how he called her up to tell her how excited he is but then i just got pissed off when she basically ignored him and contintued to talk about herself.

JESS....Get Over Yourself. Your Shit Really Does Stink.

Well, for his birthday, she threw him a party where she jumped out of a cake, a way to make his birthday. . . wait for it . . . all about her. She also bought him a diamond-encrusted watch, which just seems like the wrong gift for a guy like him, just expensive but without thought behind it.



ITA. I noticed this the first season, but it's just becoming more and more painfully obvious. She's such a selfish brat.



Because, as they said on that show, standing in front of dancers is not dancing.

The Simps all have this dramatic story about her trying out for the Mickey Mouse Club, how she didn't make it because she choked at the last minute, and she would have made it but for nerves, blah, blah, blah, she was robbed cakes. Didn't those kids all dance as well as sing? She didn't get the gig because she wasn't good enough. Delusional, insane family.

Ha! See, I'm all for keeping your name if that's what you really want to do. However, it seems to really bother Nick. Plus I suspect she hasn't changed it for a couple of reasons. a.) she's too damn lazy b.) Pa has convinced her that if she changes it, she can't EVER be called Jessica Simpson anywhere. EVER! Yes you can bitch. Talk to Gwen Stefani.

I'm not sure if it was here that someone commented how Ashlee looks much more comfortable on stage. How Jess is the type that has to "rehearse to look natural". If so, they were spot on. Her "dancing" consists of hobbling to the side of the stage in her 6 inch heels, striking a pose, and SCREEEEEAMing a note. Turn and repeat. And she can't even pay attention long enough to do that right.

While the wedding revisit was sweet, I'm not really buying it. (Thank you TPTB for omitting the supposed "vow renewal".) It seems every season concludes with a forced and contrived romantic setting. First it was the Bahamas, then Valentines, now the wedding revisit. As if to say, "ha ha ha, you thought we hated each other. Look at the romance! We are toasting! Nothing says 'romance' like a toast with a camera 6 inches from our face! Redemption Redemption!!!" What ever spark Nick is trying to recapture isn't going to be found on MTV sponsored trips with parents and cameras in tow.

I will admit I'm going to miss this show. If nothing else, it made me feel a little better about myself and my future marriage. :o)

Word.




Double word!

Maybe they don't have sex anymore because Nick is bad in bed. I just hate how whenever a guy complains about not getting enough sex, people just assume it's somehow the girl's fault (she's frigid, or a prude, or lazy, or whatever) and never consider the possibility that the guy may just be awful.

Thats quite true, Evicat, and ITA that women are often unfairly blamed but in Nick and Jessica's case Jessica has often said that withholding sex is the way to keep a man in line. Or something like that. Even after losing her virginity, there were a few times when she admitted to being tight lipped (pardon the pun) about sex.

But how would Jess know? Seriously. And Nick has had long term sexual relationships BEFORE Jess. If he was bad, he would have already been either told or figured it out. Not to mention the fact that Jess has said that she holds out. And the scene in the airport where he was negotiating for more sex. plus THEY ARE MARRIED if she doesn't like the sex, there should be a conversation. It's not like they just started dating and she doesn't want to hurt his feelings. Do something about it. He may not be the most awesome thing in the world in bed, but I don't think he's so bad that his wife won't sleep with him. That's just insane.

Who was that guy that helped Jess into the airplane by her ass?!? She had a fit when the dancers in Nick's video had to touch his legs, yet she can have someone touching her ass to help her climb some damn stairs? I could have taken it if it was when she needed help getting on the stage - that was a much higher step to make. She just really pisses me off.

Free Nick. And send him to me.

Her hairdresser, or Pa Simpson's lover, or both.

Ajra

I saw that too!!! I think that was her hairstylist Ken Paves. He is the man responsible for those hideous extensions she and sister Ashlee wear.

And when youre done with him send him to me.

You know i hope that Nicks part on Charmed turns him into a really HUGE actor and blows everything Jessica has done out of the water so he can turn around and say HA see u really do suck. From what I hear on the charmed set Nick is doing a really good job. I hope the best for you Nicky Poo!

I dreamt last night that Nick had a starring role on some Law & Order type of show, Nick & Jess were divorced, Jess was promoting her new album with all these songs that she wrote about her experience with heartbreak (like No Doubt's Tragic kingdom - even in a dream, she can't be original) and CaySea had a reality show. Since I sometimes have deja vu moments in my dreams, I'm hoping for parts of the dream to come true, but certainly not all.

The fact that Jess was a virgin before marriage doesn't mean she is incapable of knowing what feels good and what doesn't.




Not necessarily. There are (unfortunately) many men out there who truly believe they are great in bed despite ample evidence to the contrary.

I'm not saying that Nick is definitely bad in bed, just that Nick being bad in bed might possibly be the reason that Jessica doesn't seem to want to sleep with him.

If I had to guess, I'd say Ken's more of a "fancies Nick" kind of guy...


I can not WAIT for the pictures to turn up in US Weekly of Alyssa Malono doing the "walk of shame" down the Simp casa steps (a la Justin Timberlake) some morning while Jessica is out on tour. Now that would be funny.

The trip to Texas was staged for the finale. Her tour started in June and that was filmed in July. She has already been on tour at least a month so this "kick off" Nick referred to had already taken place the month before.

This prooves to me that the entire show is scripted. Maybe not the first season but certainly anything thereafter. Maybe that is what is coming across in these scenes where they both seem uninterested because it is not the "real" Nick and Jessica that we are seeing.

Big ole WORD. I'm sad to say I can personally relate to each of these statements.

First guy I slept with was awful. I didn't need previous sexual experience to tell me that! And my most recent ex-boyfriend honestly thinks he's the shit because he's had sex with something like 25 women...of course he fails to realize that he was only with most of them maybe once, because he sucks and nobody is coming back for more of that (unless you're an idiot like me and stay with him for several years!).

I thought this too, until I got a look at who it was and realized he was that hairstylist, which led me to believe what Hailey said. He's gay.

So this season (series?) is over. I thought the montage at the end was cute, but I noticed how often Nick says he doesn't get laid. "How come you used to always open the door at the beginning of our marriage?" "Because that was when I got laid." To know PaSimp is behind how this show is portrayed makes me sick to think how many sexual comments regarding his daughter are actually showed.

I wanted to smack Jessica upside the head for not saying at least a "Congratulations" for Nick living out his dream of batting with the Reds. I understand she wasn't feeling well, but would it have killed her to steer the topic away from herself for two seconds? One can only hope I guess.

MTV must've noticed how much their marriage is failing so way to put together a contrived romantic evening to hush any backlash that they're on the rocks. But alas, to no avail because we can see right through that forced shit. Oh and Jessica how cute, you don't care about anything except for the teal Tiffany's bag. Self-absorbed dumbass bitch.

Sadly, the first one, when Nick arranged the romantic dinner in their Bahamas hotel suite, seemed as if Nick had planned it and he was really excited to be doing all this romantic stuff because he knew Jessica would like it. Last night it was so obviously just the way to wrap up the show. "This is where it all began." It was a nice thing for them to revisit the wedding chapel but, especially at the dinner, you can tell that they are so ready for the cameras to disappear.

I for one think that their marriage is ok and that a lot of the supposed sourness of the marriage is due to editing. Jessica certainly has a lot of growing up to do, and I think she will become more mature over time (as most of us do) and, I certainly hope, learn how to be a caring and supportive partner to her husband.

Huge WORD to that. I completely agree that it editing, I could have sworn I saw tenderness last night and I will probably get beat on the head for this one....but I got a little teary eyed last night...I thought it was touching.

Ken Paves the hair dresser, if that was who grabbed Jess's ass, is definitely gay.



Big ol' word to that! As much as I loath Jess/love Nick and bitch about the two of them, editing plays a huge role and I think they really probably have a very solid marriage.

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Don't feel bad...been there!

I was never a 98 Degrees fan. I can't even remember one of their songs. However, Nick has such a nice tone to his singing voice. When he was singing the chorus to "Deep In the Heart of Texas," I thought...all he needs is a good writer, better manager, a different genre of songs, better video concepts and he could go solo.

ETA I mean to successfully go solo.

Free Nicky!!

Hopefully his Charmed gig will go well, and he'll stay out of the clutches of you-know-whom. Especially if he makes a favorable impression on Mr. Spelling. Spelling has a knack for remembering talent and helping their careers in other projects.

I can't believe I've never noticed this before, but yesterday I was watching the Fiji episode of this show & flipped channels during a commercial and landed on Full House on Nickelodeon. Jessica Simpson's speaking voice sounds exactly like DJ's from Full House. It's spooky!

I missed the last 10 minutes of the episode, because I was cooking dinner for my husband (rather than ordering from Baja Fresh).

I nearly threw my shoes at the TV when Nick was telling Jessica all about his baseball activities and she didn't even say ANYTHING. OMG! I think he has to put it in terms that she can understand, like "I'm here wearing a Mickey Mouse club outfit, being the star, ousting Christina and Britney".

Going to the whole sex and is Nick bad thing... for some reason (maybe it's just editing), Nick seems like someone who would really be into giving his woman pleasure, and using whatever means needed to do so, including fun experimentation. It just seems that Jessica is all "sex, gross...." although they did do "things" before the marriage, didn't they? I did laugh out loud when Nick offered her a "feel good shot" in the behind! Yowza!

Season finale eh? How much do you want to bet that now that Britney wants to do the show, Jessica "suddently" reconsiders. She is Britney obsessed and it would kill her if Brit were more successful in this than her. IMO.

I agree, but unfortunately for Nick, even if the MTV cameras do go away, do you think those freak ass parents ever will??

Jessica: Hey Ma & Pa, Nick & I are going to Fiji where we first stayed on our Honeymoon for our 2nd anniversary

Ma & Pa: Awesome!...so I assume the bungalow next to yours is available? We'll make our reservations ASAP!

I think it was our little friend Editing making yet another appearance.

I think their marriage blows...or maybe its just the people in it...

alot of the cituations they are put into are staged...but its their normal reactions, them in the flesh not scripted.

When you meet them in person they are same way. Jessica ditzy and bitchy and Nick half drunk and miller lite, pissed off at the world, but really nice at the same time.

So Nick tried to nail her in the car on the way to the hotel, but she had to have sex in a BED. She seems like such a boring lay.

Normally I would totally agree with you Evicat! But Jessica has advised millions of women, in a magazine article in which she was the guest sexologist, that wives shouldn't give it up whenever their husband's want it. That holding out was better for a marriage. That kind of game playing let's me know that Nick's abilities in the bedroom aren't the issue in her marriage. It's one thing if you aren't in the mood, but quite another if you are just following The Rules in your relationship.

Her views on sex are just so backwards it's laughable if it wasn't for the fact that now people think she's qualified to give sex advice. What's next? "How to save your marriage. Have a baby. The glue to preserving your relationship." Ugh.

Word...I was thinking the same thing! She probably only likes it in bed in the missionary position.

I sure hope she comes out with a book soon on how to keep the spark alive in your marriage. She is an expert, afterall, on all things wedding, marriage, and sex related.

I had managed to block out how Jessica had ruined "Jack and Diane" until they showed that concert clip.

I wish I knew what was up with the editing on this show. Do they want us to think they have a good marriage or a bad one? Why edit it to look bad, but why script scenes to make it look good? I know marriage isn't happyhappy loveydovey all the time, but the editing makes it look like Jessica really doesn't care about anyone but herself, and the "sweet" "aw, I love you too, babe" scenes ring so hollow. Is there any reality in this reality show? I know it's too late to be asking now, but I'm just so confused about what I'm supposed to take away from this.

I think Jessica is the kind of person that is caught up in the romance of things, not the reality. Like, a big romantic wedding, a romantic wedding night, a romantic honeymoon, a romantic dinner, etc. Remember, this is the same girl, who, when Nick was about to kiss her for the first time, stopped and put in "Take My Breath Away" so they could kiss while that song was on. I think she'd seen Top Gun one too many times and assumed that meaningful, romantic music is always playing during those big moments in your life. So lame.

She was probably disappointed with sex the first time, wondering why it was all sweaty, awkward, messy, etc., and not like it was in the movies. After it was over, she was probably like, "that was it?"

Actually, while I don't like to think about them having sex, I kind of do laugh about what her reaction must have been.

Did she really do that? I always thought that song was magically playing when they first kissed. If she staged it, I wanna puke.

Right on regarding her overly romanticized view of everything. I'd imagine that she thought she's be very Scarlet O'Hara and have that cute little smile on her face after she first had sex with Nick (like Scarlet had with Rhett, which was cute IMO).

One thing I must be grateful for, is that Jessica isn't trying to channel some film/tv star like how Jennifer Love Hewitt had done with Audrey Hepburn. Instead, she just ruins songs.

For all the prancing around and posing for the cameras, Jessucka just doesn't strike me as being very sexual. She definitely strikes me as the "lie back and think of England" type. And if not that, as the "I got mine, but you aren't gonna get yours" type.




Seriously. When I was in high school, my then-boyfriend gave me his class ring while "Kokomo" by the Beach Boys was playing on the radio.

I will forever hate that song. Almost as much as Jessucka's version of Take My Breath Away.

the first time I made out a boy in highschool we were listening to Nine Inch Nails...so I guess I am not as romantic as Jessica.

I had forgotten about that one, too. She's been responsible for butchering three pretty good songs in her short career. I still can't listen to Berlin's "Take My Breath Away" without rolling my eyes. :( That bitch. I hate her for that alone.

Funny, I thought that was just the story she made up when her cover of the song was released.

That it is a show above all else.

Oh God no, not necessarily. He's still young, and trust me, young women are afraid to tell men when they suck in bed. Especially when they don't know the difference. They assume it's them when really, it might just be the guy or it might just be that they have no chemistry.

That said, it's probably not Nick at all. She makes a living out of turning men on, and there's nothing that makes a woman hate sex and men more than that.

But Victoria Gotti wrote in her column that the reason Jess was hospitalized a couple of months ago was because she got a kidney infection due to having too much sex with Nick.

It must be true I read it in Star.

Hee! You're kinda right!