I could be wrong, but I got the impression that it was the guys who voted for her and since she was so popular with them...

I guess that makes sense.

A little late..... I loved the Nick and Drew Fiji episode. I didn't know that this week was the season finale. I have lost interest in this show. I probably won't watch the next season. It's been pretty boring.

Does anyone know how Jessica's "Grammy song" Angels is doing? I never hear it on the radio or see the video on MTV/VH1. Is it on the billboard charts?

I'm really looking forward to her MTV VMA performance. I think that a) She's going to suck and b) She's going to seem out of place when compared to the other performers. I also hope that Ashlee (presenting) gets a bigger reaction than Jessica.

Oh no, now I have to watch to see if that happens.

Are both Jessica and Ashlee performing or are they just presenting?

"Mangles" has dropped out of the top 40. It peaked at about 23 on Top 40 mainstream.

Ashlee is presenting and Jessica is performing. The other performers are: Ying Yang Twins and Terror Squad featuring Fat Joe, Alicia Keys, Usher, Kanye West, Nelly and Christina Aguilera, Petey Pablo,Yellowcard, Jet and Hoobastank.

What the?....I see why you say that she will seem out of place.

How is it that she keeps hanging on to this singing "career." I still can't fathom how she accepts doing the cheesy stage venues that we're seeing her at when she has been in the game so long.

Ashley would be a better fit in that line-up

Oh my goodness. I have never heard of 7 of those artists listed as performers. This is it. This is the moment that I will always remember as the time that I knew I was officially old. I already felt a little funny about watching Ashlee to begin with, because I'm 34 and honestly have no logical reason to care that she even exists, but now I know that I have completely lost touch with what's going on in the music world.

She also claims she's been on the road living in hotels since she was very young (this is how she explains her inability to pick up after herself). She was on the road and never went to high school, she went to high school but everybody hated her, she was voted homecoming queen, she was voted homecoming queen two years in a row, she had no friends in high school, but for her birthday we saw her invite her 25 best friends from high school. She has a lot of inconsistencies in her stories. And her story that all the girls from high school were jealous of her enormous talent and persecuted her for it is remarkably similar to Xtina's childhood.

Did anyone see that commercial where Fat Joe calls Jessica to invite her to the VMAs, and then she runs around like a brain-damaged moron looking for her passport, because the VMA's are in -- wait for it -- Miami. And you know Miami. . .oh, nevermind. Her schtick is so played out. Go away, please.

Thanks for the dog info, everyone. And ITA, I love NIck but buying off the internet is NOT responsible. Anyhoo....

Yes, that VMA commercial is just another example of how her ditzy manner is just done. Kaput. It is not working anymore. And regarding the money situation, although she is fairly wealthy now she does not seem to be that concerned about saving (Hello $750 bra sets and Louis Vuitton EVERYTHING). If she and Nick are keeping their finances separate, I hope she has a good money manager because there is no way in hell she can budget for the next 20 years herself. She probably has someone looking after her investments, and her parents are so involved I'm sure they are looking out for her financially to some extent, but they are not going to be able to maintain this lifestyle forever. They are so going the Osbournes route, and once Nick and Jess hit that level of obscurity no matter what she is willing to schill they will not make anywhere near what they are now.

Oh she won't go broke, but if they aren't doing another season of the show (which keeps her in the public eye), the endorsements won't be quite as much. MTV and other sponsors won't be picking up the tab anymore. Yes, she'll endorse anything if you pay her, but what if no one wants to pay her anymore? Her tour is struggling to fill seats. Did she ever manage to get out of debt to her record company? Dessert is a way overpriced novelty line. Her pilot wasn't picked up. I just have this gut feeling that her 15 minutes are about up, unless she poses for Playboy or something. (Though that could be just really hard wishful thinking.) (Eeep! The 15 minutes being up is wishful thinking, not the Playboy thing.) In the context of the black Amex discussion, the amount you charge is only one of the components they factor in extending the invitation. Her financial situation may not be dire, but it isn't likely to stay at black Amex level for much longer. Unless the "last season" business really is just a way to extract more money from MTV, in which case I will eat my words.

Plus, she's a giant hopeless clueless self-absorbed dingbat. If you were Amex and had a product whose prestige came from its exclusivity and the reputations of the people who have it, why would you want Simp anywhere near it? I'm still trying to figure out why in hell they gave her one.

I sympathize Green. This happened to me several years ago. But considering what is going on in the music industry right now, what a great time to lose touch eh? I mean I loved crap music when I was younger, but what a better selection of crap I had to choose from.

And big fat word to your post Selma.

This is a little late, but let's point out the real issue here:

Why the fuck does KC think that Newlyweds gives two shits about her enough to make any sort of storyline centered around her??

But didn't you see the paparazzi episode? How they were swarming her, trying to get her picture? Oh, wait. That was Jessucka they were trying to photograph. Never mind.

Word. I was at Ulta on Saturday getting my shop on and I came across the Dessert display. A salesclerk was standing nearby and said, "We should be giving that stuff away."

"Oh?" I smiled. "I must admit, I don't really get the point of it."

"A lot of people don't," she said. "We have really had a problem with people bringing the stuff back for refunds. We had an angry mom come in here demanding a refund; her daughter bought the lotion and her mom thought she bought it at a smut shop! A couple of people have had rashes, and a couple have gotten it home, tried it out, and decided the whole thing was just gross."

Oh thank you, I love hearing that! I was at Sephora a few weeks ago and, since they sell the Dessert line there, I had to go have a look out of morbid curiousity. Now I'm all for things smelling and tasting sweet, but this stuff was just nasty! It wouldn't be something I would want on or anywhere near my body. And it's outrageously priced, too! Hopefully we'll be seeing it in the half-priced/ discontinued bins pretty soon....

You know how sometimes when you hang around with someone for an extended amount of time, you start to pick up certain phrases & things? Like if your best friend says "cool beans" all the time, even though you've never used that phrase in your life you suddenly find yourself in casual conversation saying "cool beans"? I think this is what has happened to KC except she picked up Jessica's habit of self absorption.

OK-about "angels", Jessucka totally ruined it. Robbie Williams did that song years ago & I really liked it. Jessucka toatlly ruined it with her over-singing. It's really a very decent pop song.

Damn you, Jessucka!

But the Elle article did say she had friends in HS and on the birthday episode I remember seeing 3 friends. I don't think she mentioned that they were from HS. The now infamous Cacee was one of them.

I haven't actually seen it in person, but that was exactly my reaction. If you want to have a loved one lick stuff off you, wouldn't you, you know, use actual food. I mean whipped creams springs to mind for me. Or perhaps chocolate sauce. Some artifically flavored, artifically scented, alcohol based perfumy stuff I would not want on my tongue. That's just gross.

Of course, any time I think about it, I think about Jessica nearly blowing lunch after licking the stuff at the photoshoot and her having to crawl back to the hotel room because she had a "stomach flu." Coincidence? You be the judge.

And since Jessica's fan base averages about eight years old, it's just wrong of her to be pushing this stuff. I don't blame the moms for getting pissed and bringing it back. Go, angry moms. Where do kids get $40 to spend on beauty products?

Did anyone else see Nick on Access Hollywood (or one of those gossip news shows)? They showed him on the charmed set. Alyssa said he kisses nice.

The sad thing is that I think I get the point, because I had an idea for edible cosmetics years ago. Not edible, but at least tasteable. I don't really want to smell like food cause then I'd be perpetually hungry. My thinking was this: You get all gussied up for a night out, hoping to get some action, and then your hubby nuzzles your sweet smelling neck and suddenly he's making spitting noises. Perfume tastes awful. Body lotion is worse. Maybe this is TMI, but the kisses don't just stay on my lip glossed lips, ya know? I didn't see it as a sex aid as much as a practical consideration for the girly girls out there who like the look of make-up but not the taste.

When I saw that Jessica was pimping the stuff I was pissed, because she was pimping it like a body paint alternative. And she stole my idea. *lives in delusion world* You'd think it would at least taste good! Or be formulated to for lots of ingestion since she's marketing it as a sex product. I know from experience, too much whipped cream in one sitting and you begin to feel ill. Jessica's products are even sweeter and therefore nastier. Although, in that Newleywed episode Selma is talking about, Jessica gets sick from eating too much frosting. Or at least that's why I think triggered the vomiting.

Plus I just hate Jessica. She really could have made this brand work had she packaged with a bit more class and changed the slogan. Instead you get bright pink lipstick marks and the line, "sexy girls eat dessert." Yeah, sexy girls put all sorts of things in their mouth, no wonder Moms are upset.

The problem is that Jessucka's Dessert line is meant for women in their 20s and 30s, but her fans are all 9 years old.

No wonder Jessica got so sick at the photo shoot for that crap, she'd been trying it out all morning. I guess that should have been the first clue that that stuff was shit.



Yes, the actual frosting triggered the vomiting. But I'll bet trying out all the stuff before hand didn't help. After all, it was the first time she'd seen "her creation".

I don't watch Charmed, but I might have to tune in for Nick's episodes. I have such a ridiculous crush on him, and it's nice knowing he's within 3 years of my age, so I don't have to feel like I'm a creep. I hope acting works out for him - he didn't seem to be bad at it from the little I've seen. Certainly much better than Jessica. I would love it if his acting career takes off, and Jessica just stalls out and dies.

I think it was the combined effects of the Dessert line and the frosting. I could not understand why that episode showed her getting sick, if they were trying to market "edible", uh, cosmetics. I get your idea, Drego, because yeah, my boyfriend kisses me after I've put makeup on and then winces when the taste hits him. It would be nice to have a really good-tasting, inexpensive, quality lipstick, for example. But Dessert is not this product.

And I'm peeved because I signed up for a "free sample" to be mailed to me months ago and it never showed up. You'd think, as I'm sure the line is failing fast, that they'd get some sample out there to promote it (even though it's going to wind up in the irony area of my bathroom cabinet, right next to the "Melrose Place" perfume!).

I was listening to the the radio today and they said that Brittney and her trailpark boyfriend are in talks with MTV to do next seasons Newlyweds since Nick and Jessica are done.

Just what we freaken need

I will be bitch-slapping MTV if that's true. We don't need a show about 2 whores. That's what pornos are for! (Whatever happened to Till Death Do Us Part? If BS & the man whore do get a show, no one would watch it. Just another one if Miss. Spearmint's publicity stunts.)


I hate Nick so much! He's a big pile of sticks. He Makes me want to puke. Speaking of puking.....



The stuff smells good, but I don't think it's really ediable. It really had no flavor, and it was plain gross. (I would have rather tried eating dog poop.) I puked after I ate it. Thanks alot Jessica. No wait, I blame Nick for this! Thanks alot Nick!!

Well, since Britney's now Queen of the Hollywood Trailerpark, so to speak, I wonder if there'd be some great family drama between her and Kevin's ex, not to mention Britney and her mother. Hell, it wouldn't be Cacee and Jessica and thats good enough for me.

My sister-in-law snagged me a free sample of one of the perfumes. The cover of the thing had the shot of Jessucka with the puke-inducing cupcake, which made me giggle. The perfume itself was pretty unimpressive. It smelled like white grape juice. With how much this shit costs, you'd be better off putting actual white grape juice on your wrists and behind your ears. Yeah, it would be sticky, but it would probably smell better and licking it would be less likely to make you sick.

I tried two free samples from Sephora and the Berry flavor was awful, but the Dreamy stuff wasn't *that* bad. Like I'd rather taste that than perfume or make-up, but only in small doses. It was so sweet, I can't imagine trying more than a very little bit at a time.

I think this show was just about them preparing for the wedding, and wasn't supposed to continue until we hate them. Like Jessucka.

Yeah, I don't believe Carmen and Dave were signed on to do anything beyond their wedding.

OH HELL NO!!! I would totally watch this show if this were in fact true...it's the inevitable follow up show of Jamie Lynn Spears singing "if you want my auto, want my autobiagraphy. Baby! Just. Ask. Me." that truly frightens me.

Nick and Jessica practically made me barf up my lunch. My brother was watching Newlyweds while I was eating... (Why am I posting here if I don't like the show?)
"There are different flavor condumns?" Like oh my gawd! Gawd. Gawd. Gawd!! Does anyone have duck tape for her large yap? It's always flapitty-flap-flap!

As much as I don't care for her, Jessica can do way betterr than dick. Oops, I mean Nick. He's always grumpy, and he acts as if he has something stuck up his ass. And all he thinks about is getting liad!

Britney doesn't seem to want to do anything lately except screw Cletus, so I doubt there will be a show.

Flipped through US a bit on line in the grocery store. They have a two page spread on Jessica's fashions, which they think are wonderful. The stores provide clothes for free, and her mother dresses her. She doesn't seem to have much to do with it apart from chirping 'cute'. In one picture she's clutching that poor puppy like it was a stuffed animal. Poor puppy.

Tonight our long national nightmare will be over.

To add to my post earlier about Britney doing Newlyweds part 2. Her reason for considering doing it was because and i quote "I want Kevin to be as famous as me because he deserves it".

Im sorry Britney he deserves it????? I dont think his part as Dancer #3 in the movie You Got Served was that great.

I dont know what would be worse sitting through another season of Jessucka, Dick and CayCEE or watching Brit be a stepmom to her TPT kids

Bonne Bell has a great lip gloss called Lip Lites... just bought some in a pinky-brown shade and it tastes like mocha. Mr. Drew loves it. It was around $5, good quality (not cheesy and juvenile-- I'm in my late 20's) AND not pimped by a vacuous Barbie. (I don't work for them, just like the product.) [/OT]

I don't understand her mom dressing her. I think I understand the function of a stylist, but Jessica's mom is (a) not a stylist and (b) not a fabulous dresser herself. If you're spending money on a stylist it would seem reasonable to actually hire a stylist. I mean, Joe Simpson has to be making plenty of bank off of Jessica, so it's not like Tina needs the gig.

Yes, it is truly insane to want to have sex with your beautiful wife. Poor Jessica. If only she could have stayed a virgin forever.....

Seriously, three years into the marriage and Nick is wondering why they never have sex anymore? That's just sad. He's not some horny high school boyfriend. He's her husband and sex is part of marriage- even the Bible warns couples not to go without sex for too long. Hell, my friend just broke up with her girlfriend because she never wanted to have sex either. Sex is part of many relationships and if your significant other suddenly stopped sleeping with you, it's going to make you worried and grumpy. No one wants to feel unattractive or rejected. That stick up his ass is a product of not getting any ass. You can be damn sure that if it was reversed, if Jessica wasn't getting her needs met, the whining would never end. I bet her parents would stage an intervention for the couple.

As much as I really really hate Jessica (and her ASSistant Casey even more), I love the editing in this show. Occasionally it's pretty funny. I love how when someone is doing something stupid or weird, the camera always cuts to the other people in the room to see their expressions.

Like when Nick was trying to be a "Big Brother", the Asian guy was laughing his arse off at something one of the little kids wrote on the application and one of the other guys in the room was looking at him all, "Ohhhhh-kay".

Hee.

HA HA HA! That is funny. He don't deserve it, he's a little pussy whore.

Nick bothers me so much. He always looks mad.

I always thought that both things, the stick and his angry facial expressions, were attributed to his marriage. Really, he's more of a babysitter than a husband.

Sorry to stray OT, but was Kevin seriously in "You Got Served"? I never saw the movie, but I watched the "South Park" that spoofed it and the premise seemed just too ridiculous for words.

And for as tight asses and cranky as Nick seems, I have to say living with Jessica would send anyone over the edge. Yes, he married her of his own free will but I think most people are disillusioned to some extent after their marriage and I just can't help but feel sorry for the guy.

I wouldn't watch a Newlyweds of Britney and whatshisname. I actually feel sorry for Britney because she thinks she has to do all of this out there stuff for attention. The whole Madonna kiss was for publicity, the quickie marriage I think on her part was for publicity but when you hear the "friend" tell his side of the story he really wanted to marry her and loves her and thought she was serious about it too. Her mother made her get out of that marriage because it was spontaneous and there was no pre-nup. Now she is marrying some guy who is obviously a loser. Come on Brit, wake up honey if he'll leave a woman who not only had already given birth to one child by him but was pregnant again by him he'll leave you too when the next new more popular more money thing comes along. When you have to buy your own engagement ring and are forever having to treat him and his family to vacations, shopping sprees, etc then that is a clue-HE'S ONLY THERE FOR THE MONEY HONEY. In this case I think her advisors are right-get a prenup and make sure he gets very little when not if this marriage is a bust. Not only is she considering newlyweds but she is also taking bids on having her wedding plans and actual wedding filmed for television. Dear that should be a special private moment for you and your loved ones and friends not everyone in the world. Even Christina has grown up, it's time for Britney to grow up too.

From a few pages back:



Yes, please. Preferably unclothed.

I'd like to include 'eating Cheetos' my fellow Fame Tracker.


It's like that Father of the Pride preview where the panda with the voice of Lisa Kudrow is all up in the face of the little kitten and she holds it out and it wispers, "help me". Oh that makes me laugh every.single.time!

What is up with this Newleywed marathon?? Ahh, it's so annoying. I don't think Jessica is really all that bad. So she's a bit blunt at times, but Nick is just a dick that makes me sick. No matter what, Jessica may not even be there, but he's in a bad mood. I don't think i've really seen him in a good mood.

They really need a maid, they are so messy! It's pathedic!

Have they really been married for 3 years? I thought it was only 2... But whatever.


On the Britney thing. She a miss Xtina have switched places. Xtina is now the good one and Britney is the bad one. Where did Brit go wrong? I think it was with her 2nd cd. But she got really bad since that 6 month break. I bet the whore will knock her up (if she isn't already) and then they'll have that kid, knock her up again and leave her preganunt to raise both kids by herself. And she'll be all alone. Wonder if she would be such a loser if she and JT never broke up? I will gag myslef if they really have a show.

My after season predictions:

Jessica wins a VMA...does spinoff series with Casey (how is should be spelled! dumb weotch)

Separation...very public because Nick sleeps with Alyssa Milano

Casey comes out and says her and Nick were doing it the whole time

Nick goes to rehab...Jessica starts dating Pdiddy or Colin Ferrel

Britney Spears...still white trash

Ashlee and Jessica nolonger speak due to creative differences

oboe_88, if you haven't already, git yo'sef over to the Britney thread on Fametracker where you can find this and many other Cheetos-flavored nuggets about Brandine and Cletus. He was dancer #7 or something spectacularly fame-inducing like that.

So from the previews it appears they have another stilted, awkward dress-up dinner at home for the end. How...not fun.

Where is the Britney thread??


Die Nick die!

verucasalty, I love the prediction, and it is my personal mission to make sure that it comes true.