ITA with this. Now, Mason could be a lot smarter than we're giving him credit for by realizing he was being picked up by an idiot. But TPTB did seem to be engaging in some creative editing in that scene.

KeighSeegh's (have we done this one already?) definitely got the hots for Nick. Girl was way too giggly when Nick was at the front door trying to figure out what animal was leaving a present on the lawn every night. Nick might indeed be getting sick of her, but that doesn't mean he wouldn't use her as a slampiece (tm Sjib, a brilliant poster from The Amazing Race thread) after he gets past NPS. And I suspect KeighSeegh would be only too happy to oblige. Saw those looks old girl was giving Jessucka at the Escada store? Screwing Nick would be the best form of payback.



I don't know what squicks me out more - the thought of Jessica reproducing or PervDaddy leering in glee. Ewwww!

ETA: Okay, guys, we have GOT to start a drinking game over the spelling of that simpleton's name!!

In other words, business as usual.

Watching CaeSea [this is harder than I thought!] watch Jessica shop made me understand why a celebrity should never hire a friend to work for them. They are bound to get jealous of all the money and the pampering.

100% agreement. I'll add that living away from home during college is also essential. Living on your own (something that I don't think that Jessica has ever done) makes you grow up.

This weeks Us magazine has an article about Nick and Jessucka's renewal of their vows. It says that they did go back to the church that they were married in, and that a ceremony took place, but not a renewal of vows. I can't imagine Jessucka doing it without a tremendous amount of hoopla. A few years back my uncle and his wife were talking about renewing their vows for their 5th anniversary, but the only reason she wanted to do it was because she wanted a big party, to be the center of attention, and to get more presents. My mother and I talked her out of it. But this is what I see Jessucka doing, all for the attention.

True, and true. Binkbink, I'd venture to guess you're right about our Jessucka. She's way too spoiled to have lived on her own. Not to mention - who would PervDaddy have leered at? I started college in NY before transferring to another school out of state. Funny enough, my mother was pushing the idea of my going away, thinking it would be good for me. I'm the youngest in my family but by no means was I the typical spoiled baby of the family. It was the best experience of my life, and prepared me for going away for grad school.

Jessucka's idea of living on her own is probably sending her LV bag out for an annual cleaning, then sending K'See to pick it up. Girl is truly pathetic.

ITA. I'm certain Nick has zero interest in getting it on with a JessicaRedux (sorry, I'm not creative enough for her assinine name!), but she acts like a high schooler flirting with all the little punches, giggles and teasing. She reminds me a little of the Cameran/Brad relationship (for those of you who watch the "Real World").

And for Christ's sake, a renewal of the vows?! They just said them! This is so obviously famewhoring, they are imitating the Osbournes so much its scary.

So I can get why Jessica is stuck at a permanent 13, for all the reasons ya'll have said: no post high school education, no living on her own, overbearing parents, etc. And to a point, I understand. But then what it KaighSeeh's excuse?

That damn wart near her eye is pushing on her brain.

No. Seriously, she's just stupid.

I concur. My university is located in the same town as where my parents live, and my mother in fact works at the university (read: quality education and cheap tuition). Mom insisted that I live on campus, in a residence hall, instead of living at home with them. Incredibly, I resisted at first. After a week, I absolutely loved it and could not imagine living anywhere else. Damn, looking back, that was such an essential growth experience for me. And it was so. much. fun.

We never appreciate what we have when we have it.

Mom always says that Dad had two times where it nearly killed him to drive away: 1) when Mr. Maggie and I were all packed up and ready to move out of state after our wedding, and Dad stopped by with breakfast for us and to say goodbye; and 2) when he drove away from the curb after moving me into my residence hall, leaving me standing on the sidewalk.

CreepyPa would never be able to do it. He'd insist on being Jessucka's roommate or something. And hey...all of the girls could get together and highlight each other's hair!

God, I hate KeighSeigh so much. Is she vile or is she vile?

Aw, maggiegault! That was so sweet about your father!

I just finished staying in a residence this past year and will be moving into an off-campus apartment this fall. Although I am looking forward to having my own place, ITA that living in a residence hall is one of the best experiences I've ever had and even though I lived withing commuting distance (which would've been far cheaper), my parents also encouraged me to live on campus. If you can afford it, (which some people can't, its is expensive) it is one of the most amazing growing opportunities.

CreepyPa would probably be like that woman my Mom met at orientation (when I went off to college). She was just going on and on about the pain and heart ache about her baby going off to school, so my Mom asked her where she was from. She said Chapel Hill. The school her kid was going to? The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. My Mom just rolled her eyes and walked off.

Hey, hey. I went to school at the University of Texas, and I lived in Austin. Even though it was the same town, I wanted to move into campus. My parents didnt want me to, and relented only because I pointed out the parking headache that UT is and the fact that the dorms were close to the library. Even so, they were extremely sad to see me go, and I would have stayed at home if it was completly up to them. (I had a full scholarship, so they didnt hae the expense excuse) This did not in any way make them bad parents. My parents are really cool, very liberal minded, and lovable people that have always given me advice to make my own decisions.

Jessucka's paremts are messed up because they yearn to be involved in every single aspect of their daughters life while using her sexuality to pay their bills, not because they didnt let her move out and go to college.

I was just watching the ep of Ashlee's show that Jess is on. You could just tell that she hated that her sister was the focus and that she hated her sister's music. If Ashlee keeps up with the cameras next season, I think there will be some big problems for Jess and her raging envy of anyone else in the spotlight.
I'm kind of scared for Ashlee.

really, you can get Lasik surgery 7 days a week. But the day of Ashlee's first live performance? A little rude. Showing up in her goggles, taking attention away, no wonder Ashlee's so fucked up.

Of course it doesn't. Then again, I'll wager that your parents aren't obsessed with the state of your hymen, either. And I'll bet that if they are, they don't give interviews about your hymen to national newspapers and magazines.

Don't worry. Punk chicks can take care of themselves.

Preach it. I don't know how that slipped by me. Throw another log on the fire of my Jess-hate.

Jessica: "OK, hoochie mama, bring it on."
CaCee (see the 25-cent In Touch Weekly magazine from this July): *giggle giggle*

I was flipping through the Star at the grocery store tonight. They had a big closeup of Britney's cellulite, the cover story is best and worst boobs and butts. Such a refined piece of literature. Jessica was awarded #1 best boobs. She also had a quote about how she was always blonde and played up the stereotype to 'get the guys'. Why does a professional vigin need to get all the guys she can? For all their Christian posturing, her parents have given her a truly fucked-up set of values.

lol exactly! what kind of famous christian family (who COULD be setting good examples for the thousands watching them and maybe even giving christians a good rep) acts the way they act? every episode of newleyweds/ashlee show im more shocked at how they behave

She wants to get all the guys' attentions, not get all the guys' bodies.

Ashlee's 2 punk rawk for parents.

CaSe? CASEe?

Just adding to the list...

Ashlee's album just went platium. Suck an egg Jess!

I was just coming on here to post this!! I caught the rerun this weekend, and didn't even realize it. I mean, she couldn't let Ashlee possibly have one day of the limelight. She needed attention too. Instead of "Ashlee you were mediocre!!!!" They'd be saying "Wow Jess what was the surgery like?"

If she was my sister she'd be in a cast right now. Wait that's harsh.
(later)
No it isn't.

And I say, being a cocktease is what passes as good Christian values?

i have a question. I was watching an episode a while ago where Nick wants to be a big brother to some child. Nick and Jessica are away with their friends and watching their baby. They are sitting out by the pool and either Jessica or one of her friends say she was dating someone that used to be on Days of our lives said he loved her but he was dating Lee Ann Rhimes. Was that Jessica or one of her friends who said that? Also, who was the guy that she dated? Thanks!

I heard "Angles" (Bwahaha) on the radio today, the DJ introduced it as "Jessica's heavenly, inspirational song, Ang(les)els".

If Robbie Williams was dead, he'd be rolling around in his grave.

I'm surprised that having her do his song HASN'T killed him. Poor man.

The cute one that played Eric Brady. He was better off with Greta anyway!

I know we've talked about this, but I just saw the "Angels" video again yesterday and her physical flailing once again left me speechless. She honestly looks like she is having a seizure.

[preachers voice] The LAWRD is with her, oh holy jeeeeesus!! The angels have come to her, have a seizure, sistah!! I have SEEN the video and she was overcome by the power of JEsus [preachers voice/]

*heehee* And its even more ridiculous when you consider that when Robbie sang it, it wasn't a religious reference.

I've been lurking on this site for a long time, but I just HAD to make a comment that has been killing me for a while: I don't think Leah is all that wonderful. I just don't get the Leah-love. I mean, I can understand why everyone loves Drew, but Leah can be very annoying - maybe not as bad as Jessica (well definetly not as bad:) but annoying all the same. Anyone remember the camping episode? She bitched and complained right along with Jess, sat on the bench while the boys put up the tent, complained about the car ride, complained when Drew asked them to hold up the bikes, complained about the hike, said she just wanted to go back and read Danielle Steel, went straight to the tent to sleep, etc, etc. I believe she even made the comment "We don't have to do anything" while she and Jess were sitting their asses at the picnic table while the boys set up camp.

Also, and I may be wrong about this, but I believe she was just as goofy and idiotic as Jess during the conversation about how the shape of the moon made them think of babies.

Hee!!

Oh and BWAH @ all those kids waiting outside of the house where Nick and Jessica were...and then cheering when they got into the limo to go to the horse race.

Has this one been done?

Chesi? (there should be that little mark above the Che but I don't know how to type it.)

Quesi? Like a quesadilla? My son's name is Casey. Now it has been bastardized by a brainless hick who should have been named Crystal or DeeDee or LaVerne.

In Spanish, Que means "what" and Si means "yes" -- so how about Que?Si! Seems to be a good fit for an airhead from Texas!

thanks for the answers. So who was the one who said it? She was talking about real life and not on the show right? Jensen ackles dated the actress who played Greta? Thanks!

Haha mine was Italian! (Che being what and Si being yes)

Chési. To get the accent on the E type Alt130 (keep your finger on the Alt key while you type the numbers).

I swear to God, Jessica and CaCee are trying to out-stupid each other. That scene when they were all eating outside was just idiotic. That had to be staged, because it was so stupid that if it were genuine it would make Baby Jesus weep.

Hee! Now that's a competition.

Are we finally starting to see Nick crack? Is he finally realizing that the pretty little wifey he married is as dumb as rocks? (Who am I kidding - I wanted to reach into the screen and hug him during those meals in Cabo. I felt so bad that he's constantly subjected to that nonsense...)

Did anyone else notice the crazy editing in this epi? Like the "May I speak to Kevin...Paves?" over and over, or the "cool" at the end? Does MTV think we're stupid, or are they being snarky?

And WTF was that montage at the end? Ugh.

Wow, Jessica was just amazingly stupid tonight, even for her.

Papa Perv must get himself invited along all the time because he's her manager. But I never, ever want to hear him calling Nick 'Baby' again. That's just wrong. And what was KehCeigh doing there? She didn't seem to be doing any personal assisting.

I hope those pigeons are dive bombing her on the video shoot.

Don't kill me, but CreepyPa looks pretty good for his age. Until he opens his mouth...

Excuse me for having a Jessica moment, but what is Robbie's version of Angels about?

This disturbed me, too. Maybe that's why Nick is drinking so much.



Or takes off his shirt. Ewww.

Nice to know that when Joe was a youth minister he had it bad for Elle MacPherson's butt. And that he told his daughter about his interest. I can just hear him - "Come on Jess - show me how much your butt looks like Elle's."

I think that the collective I.Q. at that table was 140.

Ha ha!! Sadly, I can hear him saying something like that!

Speaking of stupid editing, I noticed that when Nick and Pa Simpson were sitting at that table in the restaurant while Jessica and stupid-spelling-I-refuse-to-type were in the bathroom, they were going for the awkward silence thing.. but there were a couple of times where it looked like Nick was saying something and they just cut out the sound and didn't show Pa responding. They must think we're idiots.