The purpose of this thread is to finish this phrase with things that you hope don't happen or happen again. For example: I'll be really pissed off if Randy say's "dawg" one more time. I hope I don't get locked or moved because I think as much as we complain about things, we need to simplify it and have the start of the phrase already started for us.

-Camille slips by another week with an unbearably painful performance
-they have another Country Week
-it has already been decided...it will be a Fantasia/Latoya showdown
-JPL doesn't have a breakthrough performance...soon

Camille isn't the next to go.
and Fantasia and Diana don't follow soon after.
my tin foil hat gets stolen *shifty eyed look*
JPL doesn't find a balance between crazy and calm and really find his comfort zone and make at the the Top 4.
George doesn't make the Top 3, at least.
John Stevens got cut before Big Band Night.
Jasmine sings more like Breathe and less like Inseperable.

* JPL keeps slipping through whilst singing so badly
* Guest judges prove to be as useless as ever this season too
* They don't find at least one unique genre to sing this year
* Fantasia has at least one meltdown to bring her down a peg or two
* Diana doesn't start emoting (with a great voice like hers, I'd like to see one song done with real feeling)
* George ever loses the light in his smile :-)

and his name was bob scribed:


Wordy word word! That would be a sad fate, indeed!

- If Diana the robot sings another technically perfect performance with no feeling.
- If Camille is bad and gets through (again.)
- If JPL doesn't shine this week.
- If there's no group sing on Wednesday.
- If Simon gets interrupted ONE MORE TIME.

+ William Hung's fame clock gets stuck at 14:59.
+"Here to perform her new single, "Biological Man", it's Carmen Rasmusen!"
+ JPL and/or Camille make it past the top six.

Edited to add that expressing my pet peeves has gotten me to Channel Surfer rank. Yay for expressing pet peeves!

A thread about complaining? You're totally on the wrong site.

Just kidding. But this is being moved to the Idol Entertainment section.

...I ever have to see that horrific Pauler/Simon makeout "skit" again.

...if JPL is praised for his howling and palsy on soul night.

...Simon announces who he thinks ought to win by the fourth week and repeats like a mantra ad nauseum for eight consecutive weeks regardless of what is actually going on on stage.

... Fantasia continues mouthing off without taking a dip in popularity.

...Camile stays any longer.

...AI comes up with another manifestation of Soul Night in the first half of the competition.

...if Wednesday becomes Lackluster Singles performed by Has-Been Contestants we haven't seen in Two Years Night

...John doesn't make Big Band Night. Yeah, that would be a tragedy.

... JPL doesn't figure out why he's here.

...Paula and Simon ever kiss again.

... George is eliminated before JPL or John Stevens

...Jennifer is eliminated before Camile

...Camile sticks around long enough for Big Band night, because her terrible voice is not worthy of those classic songs

...Jasmine makes it to the top four

...Latoya doesn't make it to the final three

...Nobody sings "Please Mr. Postman" on Motown night, because it's my favorite Motown song and it has never been sung before on this show

...Everyone sticks to lame "love themes" from bad 70s and 80s movies on Movie Night

...TPTB keep recycling the same lame "themes" instead of coming up with new and interesting ones

-If the remaining PPP's (Camile, DIana, and Jasmine) don't just all go away in the next three weeks.

-If anyone else goes before the any of the three PPP's.

-If JPL dumps his entertaining St. Vitas dance.

-If Fantasia smiles sweetly and says "thank you", politely exiting the stage, when criticized by Simon.

-If TPTB don't release Fantasia's Always on My Mind.

-If Jennifer doesn't get to the Top 5.

-If TPTB don't get the rights to some new songs.

-If I have to listen to more than three ballads per show.

... TPTB won't acknowledge the gem they have in George and realize that he is the only contestant with "something" in his voice ... that unique, sexy rasp that is so hot in stars like Stevie Nicks, Bryan Adams, Bonnie Tyler, etc.

I have to hear Camille warble her way through another incomprehensible rendition of something the rest of us like to call a song! (after this week's show, of course)

Oh No! It's too late! I was going to say:

..If they had celebrity judges again this year.

But there they were. They came back. And they are so useless. I wish I would have said something earlier.

...if Paula keeps giving the crappy singers tongue baths. So entirely sick of her uselessness. Grow some huevos!!!

- Either of the Jo(h)ns lasts more than next week. (There's one other performer I wouldn't mind seeing go before them.)

-Camile doesn't get voted off next week

-Jasmine keeps getting pimped by Simon and Diana keeps getting pimped by Randy

-J-Hud gets the boot next week

-Ryan continues to act like an idiot

... if they don't have a "rock" theme. That would be pretty funny. I can just imagine John Stevens and Camile.

-if JPL pusses out and doesn't nail "Rocketman". I. Will. Cry. Because he needs to kick ass on it.
-if Randy goes on one more talk show backstabbing the contestants, any of them
-if Star Jones boycotts American Idol...oh, no..wait. I'd laugh. What a freak!

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- if "Ladies and gentlemen, here to preform his new country song, The USA Marines, here's Josh Gracin!"

if Jennifer gets booted tonight instead of JPL or the pretty pink princesses.

...they bring back the dreaded audience Q&A.

Seriously. I live in fear of the audience Q&A. And I really thought it was coming back, what with last night's show being an hour. Any other filler is preferable. The audience Q&A has done only one good thing in its time: it provoked the question, "Ryan, are you available?" That will forever be one of my favorite Idol moments. But please, no audience Q&As!

if George gets in the bottom three ever and Jon Peter and John sit there in safety.

...Fantashia wins.

If Randy askes one more contestant if they're having fun up there as a precursor to slamming the performance.

If Jasmine doesn't find at least one song to performed that hasn't already been performed by a contestant from a previous season (and usually much better).

If Diana continues to exhort the audience to have fun as a substitute for delivering a performance that is actually enjoyable.

If JSIV tries for another falsetto. Once is fine to stretch yourself, twice would be suicide.

If we don't get just a little more of the Hobbitron dance.

If George dips every damn time he's out there instead of letting his voice tell the tale.

If Fantasia doesn't learn to take the occasional valid critique.

If Jennifer tries to tone it down a bit. The world needs utterly insane divas, and the old crop is killing itself off.

If LaToya doesn't show just enough personality to keep her going.

JPL gives Simon a lap dance but doesn't grace Ryan with the same treat.

[QUOTE]If Jasmine doesn't find at least one song to performed that hasn't already been performed by a contestant from a previous season (and usually much better).[QUOTE]


Exactly! It's annoying me to death....she has a good voice, but anyone in their right mind would know you can't perform a song that was done so well by people in the past....its just going to invite comparisons and her versions, while ok, simply can't measure up.


I'll also be really pissed off if Randy says anything. At all. Period.

Heh. I guess you're a little more than irked now, huh?

...Randy says Diana will be in the top three again.

Grrrrrr. Is the man tone deaf?

....the Final Two is Jasmine and Fantasia.

...Jasmine Tamyras Fantasia. (I'm expecting a London/DeGarmo finale anyway, but dammit, I want Jasmine and her flower off the Seal.)

...Jasmine doesn't get voted off next week.

...La Toya isn't in the fianl two.



No, he's not. Diana's not that great, but she is certainly better than George and (especially) Jasmine, so I don't think it was wrong for him to rank her 3 out of 5.

...Carrie Underwood wins

...Bo gets Tamyra'd

...Constantine lasts more than a few weeks

.....Lindsey doesn't make the tour
.....Carmen comes on to promote her album, and duets with Carrie Underwood and Nadia

If one of the bland pimpees Carrie, Federov or Mario win.

If one of the least talented but big personality pimpees Mikalah or Constantine win.

If Constantine lasts longer than Bo or Anwar

If Paula makes another sports analogy to describe the contestants' performance

If Constantine ever says "lets rock this thing" again, even though it is kind of funny.

If he beats out Anwar and makes the pretty go away.

If Anthony Federov lasts more than three weeks now that he's in the final 12, because the boredom will slay me.

Actually, what would be funny would be if when he says that again, people throw rocks at him a la "Rocky Horror".

.....if Lindsey sings "You Keep Me Hangin' On." The odds are already against you to make it past this week, girl, so don't seal your fate with the song of death!

...if Constantine doesn't sing "You Keep Me Hangin' On."

..if Mikalah doesn't sing "You Keep Me Hangin' On" (Paula wanted her to be goofy again.. she'd probably pick this one)

Mikala makes the top ten. I actually like enough people to want to go to the summer tour this year, but if she makes it, there's no way in hell! (Unless I can throw things. Preferably pointy things)

Mikalah and Constantine aren't the first two people voted off the show.

Mehrio wins.

If Mikalah lasts longer than Bo, Anwar and Nadia.

If Mickles and Connie both miss the tour. I'll need a bathroom break mid-way through the first set and I threw all my 'Depends' at Clay.

... Randy continues his horrible descent into madness and deafness.

... Vonzell is elimintated early.

... the themes are very boring and similar week to week.

...they continue to let the performers abuse the weekly themes by allowing them to pick totally unrelated songs.