Did anyone here get to see the Beavis and Butt-head episodes that aired on MTV2 this weekend?

I did. Liked the videos between the segments. As idiotic as they were, B&B always seemed more astute while watching the videos.

Whaaa? MTV2 actually aired the old episodes with videos? Is there any chance they'll show them again? I miss that show very much, but the video-less DVD's just don't seem worth the money.

I loved it when they would watch Michael Bolton and Journey videos. Their reactions killed me. In 6th grade, I would watch some B&B and Singled Out and my day would be complete.

Wait a minute. The DVDs don't include the videos?! Good to know.

The videos were definitely the best part. One of the ones I remember best was I think the video for "Over the Hills and Far Away" by Led Zeppelin. Basically at the beginning Beavis is getting mad since it starts of really slow and is kind of wussy. But Butt-head assures him that the song eventually rocks and that he should shut-up. Then of course once it does start to rock they both go crazy and sing along with the guitar part. It's very funny.

Yup. Damn shame. Glad to know that we helped you save some money. I bought the VHS tapes and while the episodes are funny, I agree that the videos are the icing on the cake. NO videos, NOT worth it.




Hopefully they'll show them on the weekends from now on. I'm a channel surfer, so I had to catch them on the way. Some episodes only had videos after each segment, but it was still worth it.

I tried to catch the whole overnight mini-marathon, but my 4-month old felt that it mommy was up, then he deserved to be up too. damn it.

That was one of my favorite video segments. Now when I hear that song on the radio, I think of that segment.



I looked at next week's schedule and I don't see any episodes listed. I hope that this wasn't just a tease.

What the--? What's Beavis and Butthead without the videos? Who's boneheaded decision was that?

Thank goodness I still have some episodes I taped off the tv years ago.

Probably whoever would have paid for the rights to use all of those songs on the dvds. Music royalties can be very expensive.

Ahh, then why bother putting the DVD's out? They're going to have some very dissatisfied customers with this. But maybe it's just me, as I hate it when stuff is cut out of the DVD versions. That's why I buy them, to get as much out of the program as I can. I certainly don't have any incentive to buy the DVDs now, much as I loved the cartoons. ::sigh::

My thoughts exactly. It's not that they left something out; it's more like half the damn show is missing.

There are two video segments that I like:

The first one they see is a Milli Vanilli video and they get these openmouthed looks like "Uh that sucks" Then they look at each other as in agreement that they need to change the channel ASAP. Not ONE word was spoken.

The second one was the Barry White video "Put Me In Your Mix". Barry White starts off with "Put It In" Butthead's like "Put It In...Cool!" At first they're talking about how fat and old he is and how could he get all the chicks. Then they see the women and as usual they start drooling.



That was pretty funny.

They could have had the courtesy to say that the videos were not included in the DVS/VHS collection, but then again, they wouldn't have made any sales. I think that they underestimated the effect that the videos had on the episodes.

I like when they watch a Cure video and one of them says "These guys come from that country where everything sucks."

Navin, is that the one where Butt-Head pretends to talk with a British accent? I seem to remember something like that. It was also funny when Butt-Head spoke fake Spanish.

My favorite B&B video segment was MC 900ft Jesus, If I Only Had a Brain. Beavis keeps singing the bass line, and Butt-head smacks him upside the head. Then at the end, Butt-Head starts singing it.

Believe it or not, I used to watch this show with my mother. She used to complain about the "crap" I watched, and I asked her if she'd ever seen an episode. She said no, so I told her she had to watch it with me if she wanted to complain (I was a HS junior at the time, I think). MC 900ft Jesus was the first one she saw. First she snickered, then she giggled, and when Butt-Head smacked Beavis, she howled.

After that, Mom would always ask me when it was going to be on.

That's funny. My mom is also bothered by the least hint of anything "vulgar" or gross, but she couldn't help cracking up while I was watching Beavis and Butt-head. Her favorite ep. is the one where the crew from COPS breaks down the door, and B & B don't realize they're watching themselves getting arrested on TV.

I saw that episode this weekend and laughed my ass off. You know what I wish? I wish that Mtv would get a channel like VH1 classic, except they would run their programming and videos dating form 1981-1999 ( I only made it 1999 so that they could include that 'Lamest Videos' special that cracks my shit up). I would so pay for that.

I think my favorite actual episode had to be the first appearance of the Great Cornholio. I mean it was just so bizarre that it was insanely funny. I mean how the hell did anyone think of that.

I AM CORNHOLIO!!! Whoa... that was cool heh heh.. I NEED T.P. FOR MY BUNGHOLE!! heh heh COME OUT WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN!!

My friend and I used to quote from this show all the time, scaring the hell out of people around us in the process. Imagine being in a clothing store, and there's two teenage girls with glasses giggling in the corner, shouting shit like, "I need teepee for me bunghole! Where I come from we have no bungholes .... Lake Titicaca!!"

From a Mike Judge interview at aintitcool.com:



I just love the fact that MTV's most famous and successful cartoon is, basically, an attack on the MTV generation (assuming B&B are supposed to represent the type of kids who sit around watching music videos).

My favorite episode was when Beavis and Butthead were bothering some girl at school and she paid them a dollar to leave her alone.

They go to this gas station and see that a gallon of gas is $1, so they actually ask the attendant for the gas. The attendant told asked them did they have a container, so Butthead told him, "Couldn't you just put it in a cup" Beavis says, "Or a bag or something that would be cool"

The attendant suggested that they buy a lottery ticket if they need to buy something. Butthead looks at the ticket and complains "This sucks, we lost, let's get outta here" The attendant told them they forgot to scratch it so when they do, they've won 500 bucks.

Our two favorite dumbasses buy a lawn mower for $499 and go back to the same gas station and ask for a gallon of gas with the $1 left over, because Beavis says "Yeah, we got a container"

Don't ask me how I remember all this, I guess this was the first time that I saw something unbelievably stupid that it was too funny.

I vaguely remember that one. I thought that they stole the lawnmower from Mr. Anderson. I totally forgot about the lottery ticket.

I saw the one this weekend where the teacher gets injured, so they get a substitute, and the substitute gets injured, and the teacher comes back, and the chalkboard falls on him. I noticed the teacher does the same "M'kay?" that Mr. Mackey does on South Park. Did TP and MS steal that?

Hee. TP. Are you threatening me?!? Almost 30, and I still pull my t-shirt over my head and do that. At least now, I only do it in my living room.

My all time favorite episode is the one where Beavis gets a nosebleed. Butthead punches him and his nose starts bleeding. They try all these things, but they only make the bleeding worse. For instance, Beavis stands on his head and Butthead tries to make him drink a glass of water through his nose. Then they tie his nose to the doorknob with a string and slam the door shut (the entire screen is drenched in blood). They try to make him breathe through a paper bag. So by this time, Beavis has lost a ton of blood and is laying on the couch, covered in blood, and nearly unconscious. Butthead calls 911, but when the operator hears Beavis has a nosebleed she tells him it's not an emergency and hangs up. When Butthead tells Beavis that the operator said he'd be fine, he says (in this really weak, shaky voice) "That's nice...."

Finally Butthead goes to the gas station and gets someone (after being punched and getting a nose bleed himself) to buy him tampons out of the vending machine in the ladies room. Then you see him and Beavis on their couch with tampons stuffed up their noses talking about how "fresh" and "free" they feel and how they want to play tennis and go horse back riding. Hee!

On one of my South Park DVDs, Trey Parker says he got Mr. Mackey's "mmmkay" from one of his teachers, so it would seem they didn't rip off B&B.

Which I loved. Most disturbing they don't have the music videos included in the DVDs. Can't believe they can't work that out.

Hilarious.

Was that Daria, or the snotty cheerleader girl?

Yeah, we used to do this, too. We'd also bust out with:
"Come to Butthead."
"Men have feelings, too/May I share mine with you?"
"This video's upbeat." "Yeah, it makes me wanna get up and beat it."
"The only Spanish you boys know is what you learned at Taco Bell, and Beavis can't even get that right."
"I'm double-jointed, hon."
"Try the morphine, it's excellent today!"

I was out of college when B&B first aired. You all are making me feel old!

I've met the guy who inspired Beavis (a musician Mike Judge used to be in a band with). He's nothing like Beavis, real nice guy actually.

Just curious Navin, if this guy is nothing like Beavis how did he inspire the character? Does he look like him or something?

Another favorite episode of mine is the one where the escaped convict hides out at their house. He has the word killer tattooed on his forehead and they think his name is kyler. The funniest part is that Butt-head asks "kyler" to give him a tattoo of a butt with a butt tattoo on it and put that tattoo on his butt. I think at the end the guy goes back to prison and decided to become a tattoo artist.

The one where they think they find oil is great too just because they keep talking about " bubbling crude, black gold, Texas tea". Then at the end they found out instead of finding gold they just struck a sewer line.

The guy who inspired Beavis is Texas blues guitarist Anson Funderburgh. Judge used to play bass in his band, and during rehearsal breaks he would draw caricatures of his bandmates. The caricature of Anson eventually became Beavis.

Anson's a blonde guy with a pretty prominent chin. I've heard that he was also the inspiration for Boomhauer's look, but I don't know if that's true.

Apparently Butthead was inspired by another Austin area blues guitarist, but I can't remember which one, and some the minor characters on B&B and KOTH were named after local musicians. Kind of an in-joke between Judge and his musician friends.

Here's a picture of Anson. You be the judge.

http://www.island.net/~blues/anson1.jpg

Nope, just some random girl sitting at the lunch table with her girlfriends. They were trying to flirt with her. They never bothered Daria, she bothered them. I loved Daria, Diarea-cha-cha-cha!



That episode CRACKED me up seriously. I used to say that line too.

Butthead: Burrito. Guacamole.

Beavis: Spaghetti.

Teacher: That's ITALIAN, you moron. We've been at this for the whole semester and the only Spanish you boys know is what you learned at Taco Bell, and Beavis can't even get that right. I'm going to give you one more chance to say a sentence in Spanish and if you can't do that I'm sending you to the principal's office and you're flunking!

Butthead: abeeabeeabee, rico suave!

Beavis: Taco Supreme!

You guys are bringing up old memories of this show, sniff. Remember when Principal McVicker died of a heart attack at the end of the series?

You mean principal McDicker don't you appleeyes84?



That was so funny I kind of forgot about that. I loved Butt-Head's fake Spanish mumbling.

Speaking of Mike Judge and KOTH and B&B, my favorite part of King of the Hill is when Hank is totally excited and in awe of something and he totally does the Butt-Head voice.

Yeah, sometimes it just slips out. And sometimes he sounds like Mr. Anderson, which is nice.

Oh, I will. Right after I finish laughing my ass off.

This line used to FLOOR my mother. I could probably say it now, apropos of nothing, and have her in tears. In fact, I think I will do just that.

"Diarea-cha-cha-cha!"
"Breakin' the law, breakin' the law!"
"The angle of the dangle is inversely proportionate to the heat of the beat."
"Ah, such a manly soap! Manly, yes, but Beavis likes it too!"
"His teeth are whiter than white."
"I'm gonna slap you around like a red-headed step-child." (I still use this one)
"Sundays are no picnic either."

The last time I heard "Smoke On The Water" on the radio (less than a week ago) I started singing along with the guitar part like B&B used to do.

Some of my favorite B&BH quotes:

Butt-head: What does the Chinese guy say?
Beavis: He says, "Pull down your pants! Spank your monkey!"

Beavis: Dammit, dammit, sonofabitch. Dammit, dammit, sonofabitch. SonofaBEEETCH! Sonofabeetch, sonofaBEEETCH! Dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit.

"Hey, it's Olivia Neuter-John!"

Beavis: We don't have time for a yeast infection, either!

Butt-head: Settle down, Beavis!

Butt-head: Can you spank a sea monkey?


Jeebus, I used to luv this show when I was 13.

Oh! I just remembered--Beavis watching Siouxsie Sioux and the Banshees:

"Peeeeeeeeeeeeeek-a-BOO! Peeeeeeeeeeeek-a-BOO!"

That used to slay me. When Pokemon came out, I said Pikachu's name like that. Got lots of funny looks.

Kel Varnsen, I think that's what B&B called him, I could have sworn I saw "McVicker" written on the principal's door.


Let's not forget the movie!

The first part when they keep looking at where the TV used to be and the footprints leading from there to the door, it takes them 3 minutes to realize the TV is gone.

Muddy asks the boys to "do" his wife, these dumbasses think he means to have sex with her.

Cornholio. I grew tired of him by the movie.

Beavis kept calling the old lady a slut because she was trying to say slots, but it sounded like sluts.

I can't think of anymore. Who like the movie and what were your favorite parts?

Liked when Beavis tried to rationalize having sex with Butt-head as a means to score with Dallas before Butt-head smacks him. Oh and the opening theme. "If you cross Beavis and Butt-head, they will throw down and blow your ass away".

Frog Baseball!!!!!

Gross... but fun, but definitely the grossest things were when B&BH were working at that burger place... eewwww! I hated those, made me think the real people did similar things, like when they deep fried the roaches with the fries.

The movie was fun, but the TV shows were better, for such a huge impact in the media, they barely lasted 3 yrs. Liked to also watch 'Liquid television'

'Come to butthead'- this line was a classic! word.

I think one of the most disturbing but hilarious scenes I can remember is when Beavis puts a bunch of insects and a dead mouse into the deep fat fryer at Burger World and starts yelling "Cook, Cook, Cook! Cook, Cook, Cook!"

My favorite Anderson quote is probably "All the old boys are going to be here this year. Dick, Peter, Rod Johnson. I even heard a rumor that old John Thomas might even show up this time."

Gawd, you guys already posted a ton of great quotes. I remember the episode where they went to Victoria's Secret and came to the conclusion that the more merchandise they touched, the more they were scoring. My boyfriend still repeats that whenever we get near VS!

Other classic B&B quotes:

We're in burrito.
We need the leading conscription cold remedy.
KICK ME IN THE JIMMY!
Uhh, that was other kids...or something.
Shut up or I will kill you. Do you understand? Shut up or I will physically kill you!
Like, he keeps saying he can dance, but he can't.

And finally the infamous "Fire, fire!"

Hey appleeyes, I was just joking around, I do realize that his real name is McVicker.

Another classic is the one where they go to the plastic surgeon to get their "thingies" enlarged, and they end up getting nose jobs. Especially since I think Butt-Head checks into the hospital under the name Rod Munch.

The gym coach "KICK ME IN THE JIMMY" quote was great, especially when they do and his face goes totally red and then he is fine.

I love this thread. I can't believe I forgot so many of these quotes. I also can't believe I remember so many of these quotes. We would always go, "Settle down, Beavis" when one of us was getting too hyper about something.

Now that's gonna be in my head all day long. Not that that's a bad thing. Remember the little fist pumping dance that went with the chant?

OMG, that's the first thing I thought of when I heard of Pikachu. Great minds think alike.

Hee. With the green mucous hanging out of their noses. Ewwww.

The movie was actually pretty funny for its time. I think one of my favorite little parts was when they go to the Hoover dam, and of course Butt-head asks:

"Is this a God Damn?", I love that, every time I see a tv show with a hydro damm think of that question.

It’s also pretty funny when they meet the guys who were probably their dads (who I think I read somewhere were voiced by Letterman, can anyone confirm?) and one of the dads asks “do you have a match?”. Buttheads answer being

"uhh my butt and uhh your... butt"

At the end when they become honorary ATF agents and they realize that it makes them agents of smokes, beer, and fire!

And of course when Butthead meets Chelsea Clinton: "You have braces, I have braces also" and the next scene is of him crashing out the white house window.

Yep. It was David Letterman. He was credited under the name Earl Bufort, IIRC. I also think that was the name he used for his cameo in Cabin Boy.

I can't watch B&B now without thinking of Jon Stewart every time I see Butthead.

That’s what I thought; it totally sounds like one of the voices Dave uses on the show.

I just remembered another awesome video. I think it was when they were watching the video for Gin 'n Juice by Snoop Doggy Dog. Beavis starts talking about how he has been to Compton and how he hung out with Snoop and how he is a "Straight G". Plus he says all of this in a very gangsta voice. Butt-head has the funniest reply:

Beavis you've never been to Compton. You've never hung with Snoop. You go grocery shopping with your mom. You're a sorry wuss, and you're never gonna score.

And on a sort of on topic note I found this headline which totally reminds me of a B&B episode:

Counterfeiters use copier to make fake bills.

Breakin' the law, breakin' the law!
Breakin' the law, breakin' the law!

Does anyone remember the Japanese exchange student that hung with B&B? I can't get that loogie he made out of my head. And then at the end when he's back in Japan, he has a picture of the three of them. Awww...:)

Count me in: Beavis & Butthead without the video vo's is like ice cream without a waffle cone.

Elton John and RuPaul "Don't Go Breaking My Heart"
Beavis: Is that the guy who wants to be a woman?
Butt-head: Yeah, but what's he doing with that chick?

Johnny Cash "Delia's Gone"
Beavis: This is kinda violent.
Butt-head: Yeah - Enough is Enough! (MTV anti-violence slogan)
Beavis: He shouldn't have killed that chick. She was pretty hot.
Butt-head: I would've taken her off his hands.

The Cramps "Bikini Girls With Machine Guns"
Beavis: Hey Butt-head! This video's got bikini girls! And machine guns!
Butt-head: If only all videos were this cool.

And I had a giggle for every time they called U2's singer "Boner".

Hey, Kel Varnsen, for a minute there you had me convinced that I could've been wrong. But McDicker fits him much better, he was a dick.



Don't you mean Washing the dog! Washing the dog!

That makes me think about the time when Mr. Anderson had B&B watch his dog and they got him dirty so they took him to the freakin' laundromat and and put the poor dog in the washing machine, during the wash cycle they say Washing the dog! Washing the dog! Afterwards they put it in the dryer and when they him out the dog's all dizzy. Of course these fools think the dog had a cool buzz, so they put themselves in the spinning dryer (I always wondered how they turned it on with both of them in it :-))



This had me on the floor because you know Butthead was gonna crack on him for that. This reminds me of another video (although not as funny) where everyone was drinking beer.

Butthead: Hey Beavis, have you ever drank a beer,

Beavis: Yeah.

Butthead: When?

Beavis: This guy gave it to me.

Butthead: You never drank a beer in your life, lying wuss!