Here's some more excerpts from Entertainment Weekly that had me cracking up...
Raise your hand if you thought the men's plan to sell the ice cream for charity was a ''New York's Own Kwame Jackson'' sort of move. Right? I'm thinking, these dudes are so busted -- and then I'll be damned if they don't go right ahead and do it . . . and then throw their nuts on the boardroom table and ask Donald Trump if they could donate all the cash to leukemia research! I just about dropped my marzcapone at that one!
"throw their nuts on the boardroom table" -- kinda ewww
While I am aware that the show was taped last spring, and that my yelling at the screen cannot change the events unfolding before me, if for some reason there is like a rip in the time-space continuum sometime soon I want to be on record as saying that these women are the doofiest bunch of individuals I have ever seen in my entire life.
We aren't the only ones calling these women idiots.
Yes: I feel sorry for Stacie-with-an-i-e (and I didn't even have any wine). While the others debate the relative merits of strappy black sandals versus pink kitten-heeled flip-flops and then complain about being asked to use sex to sell, I can feel Stacie's inner pain, and frankly, I, too, am concerned that the Cold Cut Combos have been left unattended.
Another one identifying with Stacie. Girl, you better not turn out to be a psycho afterall. I've gone to bat for you from almost the very beginning.
Despite all of Ivana's ''unorganization,'' that one martyr-licious move managed to get him tossed out of Trump Tower with nothing but the clothes on his back, because the dude didn't even bother to pack a bag. Sigh. Let this be a lesson to you, kids: It's called hubris. And it's a bitch. And so, when she chooses to be, is Caroline. Er. I mean Carolyn. Crap.
What did you think? Was Bradford's firing fair? Do you pity the fool?
I almost feel like this woman should snarking over here!
One of the people who commented on this recap over there said that the only reason why stupid Ivana was let on the show was because she had that name and the producers thought it would be interesting to see how Trump would react to it.
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Okay, I went back to her first recap of the toy episode to see if there were some juicy excerpts there too. Here's what I found.
Andy After stating he wanted to hit someone in the back of the head with a shovel, he confessed to being a nationally ranked debater. I can't help thinking this undermines any threat of physical violence on his part.
Hee!
Stacie J. She's a former model, and now she owns a Subway sandwich shop in the Bronx. This is very admirable. But tragically, our friends in NBC casting have made sure that the token black woman also happens to be nuts. Sure, maniacally shaking a Magic 8 Ball isn't the same as pulling an Omarosa, but it's close, and if the scenes from next week are any indication, she'll be on Oprah in no time.
But by her next recap, she's not buying the crazy Stacie characterization.
Jennifer C. I am going to resist the temptation to point out the fact that there are so many Jennifers and Stacies on the show that they require initials and instead mention that this Jennifer is a dead ringer for last season's Jessie. Judgment will be withheld until we see her reaction to pigeons.
Must be the Shrimp segment.
That One 12-Year-Old-Looking Girl I didn't know NBC had picked up American Juniors. I dunno. I kept waiting for her to, like, tap-dance or something.
Okay, I choked on my drink over this one.
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In another general article on Entertainment Weekly, I found this interesting quote:
Some of the episodes have so much drama that extra footage may be added to NBC's Saturday-night ''Apprentice'' repeats. And with just two African-American cast members again, are there any Omarosa-level racial clashes? ''I think there's more racial tension than in season 1,'' Trump says. But Burnett demurs, ''How could it be more than last year?''
Sooo, does that mean that Trump thinks the Stacie thing is racially motivated? Cuz, I don't see anything negative going on regarding Kevin.