It's the first day back to school after Christmas break, and I realize I have a math test. I go to my locker to grab my books, and end up in the school parking lot. I see Michael Vartan walking in the parking lot, so I start walking closer to him. Then I see a girl trapped in a snow trench, and I try to pull her out, but I can't, so I start yelling for help, and Michael comes rushing over. He pulls her out, and I thank him, and then we start walking together. He start talking about his relationship with Jennifer, and then talks about his relationship with me. We walk in silence for a while, and then he says something like, "We'll be together forever." I assume he's talking about me and him, but then I ask him and he explains that he meant him and Jennifer. I'm happy for them, and then I realize I'm late for my math test. (The next part isn't Alias related, but I'm typing it out anyway) I walk inside the school, but I'm not at my high school, I'm at my old junior high. I'm on stage in the middle of a play with the guy I like and the other girl who likes him (he likes both of us - - it's a very OC predicament). We finish the play and he kisses us on the top of our heads. Then I go to math.

I had a dream last night that I was watching 3.11, and that nothing we had really been told would happen actually happened. What's weird was that it was an ALIAS/The OC crossover (which I know should make a few people jealous. No, stealing my brain will not give you access to my dreams, I'm afraid. What's also weird is that I've only seen 3 eps of The OC). For some reason, although I was naturally pissed and impatient that Sydney wasn't yet finding out much about what happened to her, it didn't seem weird or aggravating that Ryan, Seth and Marissa were in it.

For some reason, in the dream, I was almost certain that Sark had some major character development coming up, even though the ep kept on trudging along without much happening. I remember that at 37 minutes into the ep, I urgently had to go run an errand that (for some reason) couldn't wait... and hoped that I would be back in time to catch Sark's scene. Suddenly, I was downtown... I don't remember actually doing anything down there, just walking home to find that I had missed Sark's scene, and only caught the last 5 minutes of the show. Bummer. So I hightailed it over to the Harem thread, where I saw everyone raving about what happened, and how it was a shock but it was a good thing, and how they were surprised that they didn't mind it being a crossover ep despite tht boringness of the first 2/3rds or so. I did my best to glaze over it so I wouldn't know exactly what happened...

After that, I caught the second airing of the show (the ABC one, the 'first' being CTV), and the big shocker was, strangely enough, that Sark's last name wasn't Sark, but something else. I didn't see a scene to indicate this, all I saw was Sark in a charcoal grey suit, on the opposite side of a big iron gate... it didn't matter, when I saw it I was extremely shocked but also ecstatic. I don't even know what the last name was (wasn't anything we already have heard of, though, so don't start;P It wasn't 'Bristow').

Why in hell would I be happy about Sark's last name not being Sark??? Stupid, evil brain of mine...

Edit: corrected some spelling.

I had a very short Alias dream last night, which involved me being Syd and wearing a kickass black suit-y type...thing and awesome heels and great hair, blowing something up and then running away and talking to SpyDaddy. I dunno.

Lina, that's hilarious!

I had a dream a couple nights ago that involved Syd, Weiss, and me raiding a warehouse-like facility where Sloane (who, I suppose, was evil again) was hiding and conducting his business. We were trying to get his granddaughter (um, ok) out of his possession. Syd and Weiss both had tranquilizer guns but I had lost mine at some point, so every time we shot someone who worked at the facility, I kept taking their guns, and at one point I had somewhere around 5 guns. We got in an elevator, but some police officers were there (who weren't really police officers because they worked for Sloane, they were just in disguise), so I had to hide my guns by sticking them in my shirt and pretending I was pregant. (Because, you know, that makes perfect sense...)

Somehow we got Sloane's granddaughter and we climbed in the exit elevator, and when we got out, we were running away from the building in this town that had alot of run-down townhouses with no front yards and really long, narrow backyards. We were looking for a safehouse, but we couldn't find one - and then I remembered that there was one from a long time ago not too far from where we were (turns out, it was from an earlier dream of mine where I was hiding from people who were trying to kidnap me and one of my friends...but the strange thing was that I had that dream months ago). So we got to the safehouse, climbed through a panel in the floor, and all of a sudden we ended up in a restaurant that looked suspiciously like Francie's from Season 2...and that's all I remember.

Eh?

Crazy, crazy dream last night. I woke up going "What. The. HELL?!"

So it's the season finale and I'm sitting there watching, and all of a sudden it's revealed that EVERYTHING from Phase One onward has been a dream of Syd's. I remember sitting there shaking and muttering "No way, no way, NO WAY!" Following the finale, people started rioting (like after a Laker's game!) and vandalizing J.J's house and all that other stuff. Seriously, people were going NUTS. I think there might've been a lynch mob, too. Then I was reading Regina's recap and she's like "J.J Abrams is the biggest fuckstain in the entire universe. Die!"

Shudder.

The scary thing is that the lynching would actually happen.

Its my fault for watching Season One and Two DVDs in three days, cuz I now have Alias on the brain, and have had two days of Alias dreams.
In the first one, I was visiting my friend who goes to USC, and we were on the street and all the sudden I got knocked down by some guy. I wasnt paying attention to who he was and he was apologizing and everything. I was saying something like its cool, no worries, and suddenly I look up and its David Anders! So in the dream I'm like Holy crap, and then he takes me to dinner to apologize again, and somehow (not really sure how it happened) we started dating and all the sudden I was living in California. And he introduced me to Jen and Michael and I think they were married (and I was very happy for them, cuz I mean, if I cant have Michael Vartan, at least he is with Jennifer Garner, and hey I got David!).
My other dream has me in Cali again, and I see him at a restaraunt, and I freak out, and my friends have no idea who he is. I make my friends stand up and I pretend to take their picture while actually zooming in on David Anders in the background. Personally I prefer the first dream, but hey, any dream with him in it works!

Those dreams sound awesome, katiegrl!

I had a weird one last night that deal mainly with my main man Agent Sean and his alter-ego Greg Grunberg. I'm forgetting the exact details, but I remember somehow guest starring (yeah, ANOTHER one of those... I've had like six of them) and staying with JG. But then all of a sudden I was at GG's house (which was very nice, by the way), and he wasn't married or anything. He was super nice and everything, and then we shot this scene (yeah, at his house... more dream logic for ya!) in the living room where he was being all Clousseau and solving a murder case or something. And then there were all these kids around and this big black lab and we all went to the pool to shoot this other scene, where I got stuck inside eight inner tubes and had to be rescued. And beyond that, all I can remember is saying to myself, "I love this guy! And I really have to remember this dream!"

I have those (where I'm guest starring) a lot, too phoenixwolph. And during the dream I always think "Gee, I'm so glad this isn't a dream". Every time. Wishful thinking, I guess.

I giggled like an idiot when I read this for some reason.

Hee!!!!

Frickin hilarious. City riots over an "Alias" episode!!

Man, I love this thread. Haven't had an "Alias" dream of my own in a while, but I plan to watch most of season 1 this weekend, so there's hope.

I woke up at four this morning (or wow, yesterday morning) and vividly remembered a dream about the new episode on Sunday. It invovled Sark, Sark's mom, Syd having a sister, Francie and Weiss...lots of other stuff I now can't rememeber of course. It got me excited though!

My first real ALIAS dream:
I was Syd and talking to Spydaddy and Will when all the sudden the door opens and Sark is there and he shoots Will and Jack. Next thing I know I/Syd is in an elevator in a hotel like building. Sark's goonies are taking me up elevators and then down other ones so I can't be tracked. It's just random floor changes(1, 5, 3 ...) until I see different ones for floor 2. Theres a 2 -6 and a 2-7 so It starts to go to 2-7 which somehow transports you to a different elevator. Anyway, just before I wake up I realize that I'm alone in the elevator and no one is after me. I don't know if I'm trying to escape from Sark or working with him and trying to get to him.

I had this really odd dream last night, where I was an ice-skating ten-pin bowler, who was taking lessons from Irina and was worried that his girlfriend was going out with a hot french dancer. Then Jack told me that if he even suspected I was putting the moves on Irina, there would be much pain in my future. Then Kendall gave me the sage advice "Be careful when you choose your CIA email, otherwise they will give you the nameski of two racehorses. Nameski..hmmm. Iwonder if anyone's chosen that yet."

I scare me sometimes.

I had a dream that Sark was dressed up in one of Justin from the Darkness' catsuits. And was singing I Believe In A Thing Called Love in a falsetto.

It was scary. And yet strangely erotic...

I had a dream that Lauren got pregnant and Vaughn never got beck together with Sydney. It was horrible.

Hee, Frogboy. That's an interesting one..

And pray god that you're not precognative (hoping this is the correct word), chocolatefreek

I had 2 Alias-related dreams last night and 1 that should have been Alias-related.

In one, I got back my Chem final and I got 99% (yeah, right). The only reason I didn't get 100% is because there were a couple questions I skipped and was going to do once I finished the rest of the test, but I forgot to do them. The questions I forgot about were questions in which I had to draw sketches, and one in particular was, "What was the monster that Vaughn faced in the last episode?" And the correct answer was: a drawing of Lauren.

In the second one, it was Sunday and I was watching the new Alias, but Nothing. Happened. There wasn't even exposition. No Isabella Rosselini, no S/V kiss, no firing squad. It was so very disappointing.

In the third one, I was driving around with my brother and setting up cars so that it looked like people had done drugs and had sex in the cars. I have no idea why we were doing that, but we kept setting up the cars like that all over town. When I woke up I thought, "Damn, if only it had been Sark and we really had had sex in cars all over town."

I had an Alias dream last night..not one where I was on Alias or where I was Sydney or anything like that. Just one where I was watching Alias. Only in my dream my mother kept calling me to come eat dinner. Which is really strange cause I would never eat dinner at 9pm on a Sunday and my mom knows better than to talk to me during Alias.

But anyway in the dream, I was watching an episode where Ethan Hawke came back because someone had rebuilt the Prject Helix lab and they could put doubles back to their original faces. I know it doesn't make sense that Ethan Hawke's character would care about that, cause Agent Lennox was not a double....and the guy who was a double died. And then they kept talking about how Allison Doren and all the other people who were doubled will come back to get their faces back. Which also makes no sense cause there was no one else who was doubled.

And what is even weirder is in the dream I am sitting their watching it saying "Why did they bring Ethan Hawke back to continue the Project Helix storyline, why couldn't I have dreamt about Syd and Vaughn getting back together." (I tend to know when I am dreaming).

Well if you couldn't have a dream about S/V getting back together, KaveDweller, I gotta say that dreaming about Ethan Hawke doesn't suck!

I had another Sark related dream the other day. Actually, it was a Sark, Irina and SpyDaddy/Sloane/Some guy I don't recognize dream. The slashes are there because all three of those people were interchangeable.

Most of the dream is absolutely impossible to describe. It was cool, it was frightening, but the important (and explainable) part was that it involved Sark taking over flying a plane (yeah, what was that influenced by, I wonder...), which was just insanely hot, btw. Sark didn't quite know how to fly a plane, but he figured it out. Irina was being majorly cool and supportive and keeping the faith and talking him through it (aw... she believed in our Sarky, in my dream), and the 3 way father figure character who looked like some 50ish guy half the time, but 'was' Jack and Sloane too all at once, was standing (for some reason) between and two the side of them and being informational... I don't know how to describe it, he wasn't doing much. I was paying attention to what SpyMommy (who was crouching) was saying and what Sark was doing... and looking at the pretty scenery below the plane.

I had a sort of Alias/Smallville crossover dream last night. Mmmm....Lionel....

Anyway, I think I was Sydney and I had just found some bones that were supposed to be Rambaldi's. I have them upstairs at my grandmother's house and some lady is examining them until Vaughn points out that she's supposed to be wearing latex gloves. She gets all shifty and literally says "Hey! Look over there!" and she and the bones disappear. I start running down the stairs, waving my gun around (but not yelling "I'm CIA! I'm CIA!") until I get a sort of vision. I can see Lionel Luthor walking up my grandmother's street to a Towncar and drive off, which leaves me to stomp, pout, and generally seethe that "Damn! He is a magnificent bastard!"

Hee!

Last night, I had a dream where I was searching for Sydney, since she had gone missing. Again. So I enlisted the help of the cast of Days of Our Lives. Me and Lexie were flying this fighter jet but there was no glass, so the pressure got messed up, and then the steernig thingy (it wasn't a steering wheel) got messed up, so when we wanted to turn the jet we had to shift our bodies. Anyways, we eventually crashed it near my house, and we walked to the park to see if Lucas and Sami were there, so they could help us find Syd. Lucas was, so it was me, Lexie, and Lucas walking around my neighbourhood looking for Syd. Then, I saw Orlando Bloom walking towards us (a result of watching Pirates of the Carribbean last night) and I asked him for an autograph, but neither of us had a pen. I asked him if he would be around town for a while, but he wasn't going to be. So, like any good citizen would do, I started chasing him. Eventually he disappeared, and we never did find Sydney...

I had a dream that everyone involved with the show decided that it would end after 4 seasons. And, they were already done filming the end of this season and all of next season. I was really confused how they could film all of that so quickly, but they did.

I found this out because in my dream, I was watching a talk show (it was like Letterman or something, but it was being filmed in the street), and Clint Eastwood was on. He was saying how he directed the final episode of the show and that he kept teasing Melissa George because her last name was also a first name.

So, I was freaking out, and saying "I'm not ready for the show to be over yet!" Needless to say, I was relieved when I woke up.

SecretAgentFan: *HUGS* I'm so sorry you had such a bad dream! I feel very bad, now, for having that dream I had a few days ago where Sark had a lovely romp on a bed with Orli, Tom Welling, some guys from the O.C. who my dream kept interchanging, and Lauren. Unfortunately, I'd give it an R-rating. It'd be much higher if my subconscious could muster some visual details (BOOOO!)

Oh, don't worry... Lauren was totally left out in the cold (a la Ross on friends *coughs*). She just happened to be... there. Somehow I managed not to mind.

I had some sort of weird Alias/Harry Potter crossover, which makes no sense since I haven't thought about HP in forever. Anyways, I was Sydney (well, part of the time), and I was walking around in a city that sort of resembled where I live, except with a lot more dark alleys. I was walking around with Vaughn, Weiss, Jack, and a few other agents. Jack and this one agent kept darting in this one specific dark alley, which got annoying, so I went off with Vaughn and Weiss. We decided that wouldn't it be cool if we became the Harry Potter characters? So we did. Syd (me) became Hermione, and Vaughn was Harry, and Weiss was Ron. And we could turn into animals (HP fans - - Animagi) and I was a bat. I had to use my new power to become a bat when I couldn't find Vaughn/Harry and Weiss/Ron so I had to fly around the city to find them. Jack was maaaaad.

The majority of my Alias dreams (and yes, there are a lot of them) involve me being in the show (except, of course, it's all real), but my most recent one was by far my awesomest ever. I was watching the much-demanded and prayed-for musical episode!! I know there was an entire show, but the only parts I really remember are:

1) A Vaughn solo about Sydney and how he lurves her the most and can't be with her. It's all wistful and HOT. It was like Giles's solo in the Buffy musical, where he sings his heart out to her, but she doesn't hear him.

2) Sloane had an incredible solo that included tapdancing around his Zurich office. Something in the Rambaldi Life Juice, I guess. It was reminiscent of the Sweet's song in Buffy and Richard Gere's court scene in Chicago.

3) All the males* in the cast sing about - no joke - Sydney tearing up all the time. It was like, "Her li-i-i-i-i-i-ife is just so try-y-y-y-y-y-ying, but why can't she just stop cry-y-y-y-y-y-y-ying?" Seriously. Brains are freaky things, yo.

*The only bad part of the dream was that Victor Garber was nowhere to be found. Of all the people in the cast, he is obviously the one I would most like to see singing. Instead, it was another Jack-free episode. ARGH!! If I'm going to have a fabulously campy Alias dream, at least I could get a little Singing!Dancing!SpyDaddy!

I had the weirdest Alias dream recently....I dreamed I was watching the Season 4 preimere, and was all excited cause I thought it was the best episode ever. Then I went and rewatched it and decided it made no sense. They were still talking about Lazaray, and in the dream-episode Sydney had killed him. But she kept saying how she had only been 17 years old at the time. I have no idea what the hell that was supposed to mean, but I think we were finding out that Syd had done a lot of things she doesn't remember (outside the Lost Years), and that she was a spy before she remembers joining SD-6. Maybe that comes from all those promos I keep seeing for "catch that kid," with all the juinor spies. I don't know.

The really weird part, is that Syd was not really Syd. She looked completely different but everyone kept seeing her as if she was normal. It was very strange. But on the plus side, Syd and Vaughn were back together.

And Elekra43 it is interesting that you had a Harry Potter/Alias dream cause this past week I have been thinking about Alias/Harry parallels.

Is it wrong that I've posted in this thread way more than anyone else?

I had a dream a couple nights ago that Marshall was being a total asshole to everyone. Just being mean all the time, especially to Sydney. Jack was not happy with him. Anyways, within the dream, I woke up, and posted on these forums about the dream. And then everyone was like, "Oh no, Elektra001! That's horrible that you had a bad dream like that!"

I think I know where the 001 thing came in, instead of the 43 that I have, but I won't get into that now, unless y'all want me to shamelessly self-promote. N'est pa? (I have no idea what that means, je parle un petit Francais (see? That's the best I can do), but it sounded cool)

And KaveDweller, you've got me thinking about the parallels between Harry Potter and Alias now.

Elektra43 I started thinking about the Harry Potter parallels while reading the spoiler free spec thread. Because we were talking about Irina signaling other Rambaldites when she faked her death, and that made me think of Voldermort signaling the death eaters with his lazer-thing in the sky.

And I think the only reason I have not posted more than anyone else in this thread is because I don't want you all to think I am insane, so I only mention half the Alias dreams I have.

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I had two Alias dreams lately.

In the first one I dreamt that it was a sunday and I was driving around my home town running errands and stressing out about getting home in time to watch Alias at nine, all of sudden it gets dark out, I look at the clock in my car and it's 11:23 at night. I completely freak out and start screaming about missing time, X-files , and how it's going to take me days to download the epi off of Kazaa. I was very relieved when I woke up and it like 4:00 in the afternoon and then very disapointed when I realized that there would be no new Alias because of the boring old Grammys.

Second dream, which was much more exciting, I'm sitting on a couch next to Spydaddy (whom I completely lust after) on the set of Alias. The whole cast is sitting around listening to JJ and the writers expound on how "We're gonna liven' this show up". I start flirting with Victor like a 14 year old (I'm not, I'm old) and scooting closer to him. We can't really talk because that would be rude and JJ would yell at us, so I'm sort of poking Victor in side trying to get him to laugh, and leaning my head on his shoulder. He is clearly into it but also trying to get me to behave like an adult so he doesn't have to deal with the cast making fun of him. Eventually my hand starts to go naughty places and he's like "Dude, we're gonna get busted if we do this in front of everybody." I'm all like I don't care, you're hot. You must kiss me. All of a sudden the rest of the cast disappears and he smiles at me in this amazingly wicked way and pushes me up against the arm of the couch and smut ensues. It was HAWT.

Wow, dude. That dream rocks.

Worst. Alias. Dream. Ever. (Of mine. Y'all might have had worse ones.) I drempt I was in this hotel room with Sark which could have been good but WASN'T. My mother was there and we heard something in the closet so she went to open it and Sark was in there and he shot her! Then she was gone and Sark was chasing me around the room (the gun [in a nonguttery way] had disappered). I kept locking him back in the closet but stupid people kept coming in and opening it and then he'd chase me some more. I locked him in a room that I some how thought would be more secure but it locked from the inside not the outside, so he got out. He had his AK-47 again and was just about to kill me when I woke up. It was one of those dreams that just has this awful sense of panic in it. I was scared to death when I woke up, and couldn't fall asleep for like two hours, and then I had to get up. So. Freaking. Scary.

Extremely odd Alias dream last night, I was back in High School and for some reason the principal was taking my computer class, anyway she was taking about the internet and how it "enabled us to discuss important topics, like why the incredible Victor Garber is the best person to play Jack" to which I reacted with a yell of "Hell yeah! WHOO!” causing everybody to look at me strangely, except the principal who smiled at me in a very unnerving way, before asking my classmates to compile a list of Victor's talents. In compiling said list I wasn't actually allowed to talk, so I was franticly trying to mime out various roles he'd been in to my clueless classmates.

This one was rather obviously sparked by last night's episode.

I was on some sort of away team with Jack, Weiss, and my youngest sister (who so far as I know doesn't watch Alias). Lauren and Sark were teamed up and trying to get us, and the only way we could distract them is by playing roles. I was basically being a drooling idiot/three-year-old child, and the others had to watch out for me. I think Irina was in there somewhere too, but I don't quite remember how.

Odd, and not particularly satisfying--at least they hadn't caught on when the dream ended though.

Then again, there was the dream a while ago that was a commercial for Alias set up like a circus--here's Jack doing amazing things, here's Sydney, here's Katya (who was juggling with a big cheesy smile), and now for the main event: Irina!

I remember thinking "Everyone on TWoP will be so happy that Lena's back!"

I had a dream last night that was kinda a comination Alias-Survivor thing. Only everyone had babies, it was very biazarre. I don't remember all the details, but Syd and Vaughn did end up deciding to have an affair. But it wasn't cause they confessed their love or anything it was cause they realized that their child would be this great force and would defeat the Covenant (and that was why the Cov did not want S/V together). So Syd and Vaughn decided they had to have sex so they could have a kid so they could save the world or something. Come to think of it....that sounds a lot like what I picked up on from the ten minutes of Charmed I watched last night. So maybe that is where I got the idea. I just hope that if the writers read this board, they skip this post, cause it is one idea I would not want them to use.

Damnit, I woke up in the middle of the night last night. I was sooo happy, because I had just had an Alias dream, and in it, both Vaughn and Sark were redeemed from their sucky behavior of this season, and I was all, I need to post this at TWoP! But then when I got up this morning, I couldn't remember it! All I remember is that I loved Vaughn and Sark again, and Lauren was gone. I'm not sure if she was dead or what, but she just was...gone. Don't I wish that were true on the show.

I had a dream where Ron Rifkin came to my house. He was a lovely man.

At first I was quite embarrassed, because my dad was there being incredibly rude to Ron and he just wouldn't shut up. After he left, things got a lot better. We talked a lot, and watched some tv where we talked about how it was so crappy now. I also remembering asking him a question and feeling really awkward about it because it mentioned his wife/girlfriend and he said he didn't have one so I felt really dumb.

Then later he wrote in my Livejournal using a laptop, leaving a nice message for me to read later. But when he left I realized he's managed to post it on public status, and he'd written his address in bold. By the time I'd got to it, there were about eight pages of comments of people asking him questions and stuff, and I felt incredibly bad because all those people could have his address. So I changed the entry to private and was a little disappointed to see that all the comments disappeared, because I wanted to read them. Yeah, I don't get it either.

On Friday afternoon after work I went home and there was nothing on TV so I watched Almost 30 Years on DVD with the commentary on. I fell asleep after watching and took a little nap.

My dream involved me Sydney (or possibly Jen herself) and me being roommates (I am a guy). The funny thing was her boyfriend was still Vaughn (or perhaps Vartan which is why I am not sure it was Jen or Syd) and he was over there all the time. The thing is he kept trying to sabotage my apartment. One thing I remember is she suggested we should redecorate. As soon as she did he yelled out something like how the place would look great with lots of pink. Then when I would look at him he would make faces at me behind her back. I think the same thing happened when she suggested we go on a road trip, he suggested somewhere totally girly and then would laugh at me.

Of course I also had a dream a few months ago where Victor Garber's decapitated head rolled into the restaurant I was eating in and started talking to me.

Angel DVDs, eh?

Well, just to prove that Ford is really the front company of Satan, I had a product placement in a dream the other night. I was in the F150 *shudder* that Vaughn and Sydney were driving while chasing Lulu and Sark (I think I'd won it off of Roll Up the Rim or something) and I was parking it when suddenly, my crush appears in his usual red rust bucket. He waves at me and drives off, so I decide to go all Action!DreamSequence! and peal out into heavy traffic after him. We chase, I lose sight of him and end up totalling the my product placement. Har har take that Ford!

Then, I'm standing in an alley way and this homeless woman is holding me at knife-point, ranting about how I'd killed her brother. I'm about to kick the knife out of her hand (but feel real bad about it) when another homeless guy comes up and stops her. Apparently, I killed his brother, so he should get to kill me; he has a brittle spatchela, so naturally I'm doomed. My crush eventually comes up and stops their arguing but he can't convince them not to kill me, so he leaves.

Conclusion: I have guilt issues and Alias continues to be the filtre through which I see life. I'm cool with that.

Right. Punctuation. Gotcha.

Actually it wasn't although I did watch a bunch of episodes of season 2 all in a row before that dream happened. That was a night dream too not an afternoon nap dream. Also I have no idea what the decapitated head of Victor Garber told me, I really wish I knew.

Kel Varnsen: So, what's the meaning of life.
VG's head: You'll find out when you die. Or kiss Lena Olin.
Kel Varnsen: Aww! But I wanna know now!
VG's head: You can't wait 6 months?
Kel Varnsen: I'm going to kiss Lena Olin in 6 months? Sweet!
VG's head: *sigh*

Or not. Whatever...

Last night I dreamed that Irina and I where having a conversation about the Beatles. By conversation I mean much fan-girly giggling on both side and a raging argument over whether Paul or John was more talented. However we both agreed that Paul was the cutest.

Weirdest dream ever. Even weirder than AFI hopping around in pink bunny suits, but that's another story.

I'm standing in the middle of the Oops Center, with a bunch of files for Jack. A neon sign is floating next to them, pointing at the files and displaying the words "FOR JACK". Sydney, Vaughn, Sark and Lauren (the love square of the moment) are sitting around at Sydney's desk, having a nice, civil chat over tea and cookies. They're all wearing typical office attire. Suddenly, the lights dim and the four of them swallow their cookies and burst into song, a medley of Japanese songs. Their attire changes into outfits that would look very out of place anywhere except in Japan. I drop all the files, and Jack flies in from the ceiling, tossing Tupperware containers at me for dropping the files, bellowing "The files are dead!". My friends come in and defend me by throwing erasers at him yelling "You were supposed to eat kimchi!" Meanwhile, the song goes faster and faster until the four of them collapse from lack of breath.

I want that dream. Hell, I want that dream on the show. Right now.

I had this horrible dream that it was somehow gauranteed that Lena Olin would never come back in any way to the show. The producers somehow knew that even in ten years she would never change her mind, and there was nothing they could do. I am not sure why, this dream convinced me that she would never come back (cause normally if I heard that I would think, well for now, but maybe they can convince her in a few months). But anyway, I think I confused myself because this morning I spent about a half hour all depressed before I remembered that it was a dream.

I had another Alias dream. Help me. I must be suffering from something horrible. It's also a continuation of the last one.

Since Sydney, Vaughn, Lauren and Sark are on the floor, passed out from lack of breath, Dixon comes waltzing in and splashes a bucket of water on them. They wake up, and lo and behold, they're all wearing white shirts. Sydney and Lauren rush off to change, while Vaughn and Sark take their sweet time. (Hee hee.) Anyways. Sydney and Lauren return, their shirts still wet, and then their wardrobe changes again into casual clothes. Dixon, meanwhile, has guided Jack away and my friends have disappared. Suddenly, Sydney's desk has morphed into an indoor tennis court, and her pens on her desk have morphed into tennis rackets, with a pad of Post-Its turning into the tennis ball. Lauren and Sark play doubles against Sydney and Vaughn in jeans and shirts. Lauren and Sark win, only because Sark's serve hit Vaughn square in his wrinkly forehead. Sydney scoops Vaughn up in her arms and starts to drag him off, not noticing Lauren and Sark are suddenly in their black leather of evil.

And that's where it ends off. Hopefully I won't have another Alias crossover dream. They're always crossed over with Japanese things...

Last night my friends and I were watching MTV. The Toxic video came on, so me and my cousin started talking about how excited we were for the new Alias. Then later, a Diary thing on Julia Stiles came on and we were discussing if I would look good with a haircut like hers. My friend told me "Meesh, you need something with bangs because you have a big forehead".

So last night I had this whacked up dream that I was getting my hair cut by JG, and she was giving me bangs like hers. Then I turn around and it's actually Lauren, and when I turn back towards the mirror I see Jack pointing a gun at her. I don't remember what happened after that (why can't I ever have a complete dream?) but I'm pretty sure it morphed away from Alias related things.

I had a odd Alias dream last night (maybe too much vodka) that somehow involved Irina's parents entering the Alias world and getting in on the action. I don't remember much else except that Syd did a lot of yelling. Hmm SpyGranddaddy & Grandmommy?

That sounds like an ok dream. All this other dream talk has reminded me of another one I had. I guess I was doing business with some shady characters like mobsters or something and at one point they decided to kidnap my sister. I knew who did it but I was afraid to go to the police since telling them what I knew would totally implicate me so I called up my friend Marshall who some how managed to use an email I had gotten to trace them down then I think a CIA team stormed (just generic CIA dudes no one important) the building to rescue my sister.