Fabrisse
Jul 15, 2004 @ 3:53 pm
I go away for a day and a half and y'all have discussed frotteurs and taken out a hit on the Snuggle Bear.
Will someone please tell me that the Huggies thong mentioned above is merely the product of a depraved imagination? Because if thong diapers really exist, the end times must be near.
only1kcm
Jul 15, 2004 @ 4:11 pm
"Market fresh hate," hee!
one of my favorite ads, The Monkey Clean
Monkey Fresh, anyone?
I gotta confess, I do love the Chips Ahoy ad where they cookie is singing "I'm a monkey Chips Ahoy.." with the chorus line o' monkeys. It always makes me giggle.
'Cause monkeys are always funny!
ardona
Jul 15, 2004 @ 4:12 pm
The diaper thong was a fake commercial on SNL, rest assured. A very, very funny fake commercial.
Sleestak Hunter
Jul 15, 2004 @ 4:41 pm
with the chorus line o' monkeys.
And each one's wearing a fez! It's perfect.
jazmyne
Jul 15, 2004 @ 5:06 pm
The monkey Chips Ahoy commercial reminder just made me laugh so hard that I was almost completely distracted from the Smilin' Bob Enzyte commercial that was on my screen. Except, I noticed that Smilin' Bob was dancing around celebratorily with the neighbors. The neighbors!?!? What kind of neighborhood do these people live in? Is it one of those neighborhoods? I thought those only existed in porn. Maybe that's where they barbecue girthy franks, too.
I'm also a babe currently doing laundry. And I have power tools. Those can be used as weapons, right?
Sleestak Hunter
Jul 15, 2004 @ 5:10 pm
Yep. Just keep your eyes open & beware of perverted little bears!
I do like the little finger-twirl dance Smilin' Bob's neighbor (Tom? I think) does after 'dosing' on weenie-medicine.
thinkcwik
Jul 15, 2004 @ 5:11 pm
Schmidt's Gay Beer was a great SNL parody, as was Compulsion by Calvin Clean.
I just saw Whoopi pitching Slimfast. I guess someone at my local NBC affiliate didn't get the memo about her and bush. Her comments about bush. Er, her comments about Bush.
ETA I'm glad that some babes aren't too scared to take care of the furry little Snuggle Bear menace. I've got a nice shiny nickel for the person who gets the deed done.
Dilandau
Jul 15, 2004 @ 5:12 pm
No, she's busy 'keeping an eye on the sun - and [her] family'.
I hope she keeps her eyes on the sun so long she goes blind.
glstx
Jul 15, 2004 @ 5:27 pm
The latest Prilosec commerical is freaking me out. It's the one where someone is pouring mom a glass of orange juice and it looks cold and yummy, but when it hits her glass it turns into green churning acid. Every time I see that it grosses me out because I get sucked in by the yummy looking juice.
Also:
plug your name into an advertising slogan
Sleestak Hunter
Jul 15, 2004 @ 5:31 pm
That link kicks ass, glstx. Check out what I got:
If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Sleestak Hunter.
Amen to that.
SnowDog
Jul 15, 2004 @ 5:42 pm
My doctor says, "SnowDog"
Eh.
Eww, eww, I just saw the "come hither" Snuggle Bear commercial! What kind of test group did they brainstorm with, furries?
divasahm
Jul 15, 2004 @ 5:49 pm
That's Handy, Harry! Stick It In The Divasahm.
This is what I got from the slogan generator. It's only a matter of time until Viagra uses this for an ad.
On the subject of boner pills, as my husband so amusingly refers to them--Smilin' Bob's wife could have been in the "Black Hole Sun" video by the Counting Crows.
Sleestak Hunter
Jul 15, 2004 @ 5:51 pm
I just saw the "come hither" Snuggle Bear commercial! What kind of test group did they brainstorm with, furries?
LOL! Yeah,
there's a demographic advertisers haven't fully exploited yet.
ChinkyGirl
Jul 15, 2004 @ 5:51 pm
Another SNL commerical I'm thinking about now: Corn Chip Nail Tips!
What were the flavors again? Original and curry?
jazmyne
Jul 15, 2004 @ 6:13 pm
I had to stop, because they were just getting worse:
"What can jazmyne do for you?"
"At 29p a jazmyne, it's not a strain on your pocket."
"Jazmyne-licking good"
"Cream of jazmyne."
See? There was just nowhere to go from there, or if there is, I don't want to know about it.
screamapiller
Jul 15, 2004 @ 6:22 pm
Fresh from the Captain's Screamapiller.
I just don't think I can write anything else after that.
ETA, no I think I can:
Shake the Bottle, Wake the Screamapiller.
LinaBo
Jul 15, 2004 @ 6:24 pm
the "Black Hole Sun" video by the Counting Crows.
[small voice]That was actualy Soundgarden[/sm] *and Lina's age finally catches up to her and wallops her over the head* I'm not going to hold onto this fresh and youthful feeling for much longer...
I just saw the "come hither" Snuggle Bear commercial! What kind of test group did they brainstorm with, furries?
Effing Jeebus, son of Bob!!!! Don't make me picture a person dressed in a Snuggle Suit! Bleach... someone get me some friggin'
bleach.
phxchic
Jul 15, 2004 @ 6:29 pm
Things go better with phxchic.
'Nuff said! : )
Actually, I stand corrected:
How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Phxchic?
I ain't touching that one.
Fomank
Jul 15, 2004 @ 6:30 pm
Fomank saves your soul
--Hee.
Go to work on a Fomank
--AAh
--I also tried these though lol
Clex Appeal-The Freshmaker
It's not tv. It's Tubey.
Moving at the speed of Lil Zuni.
I feel like Lil Zuni tonight.
--!!
cal331
Jul 15, 2004 @ 6:32 pm
I love that link! Check out what I got:
Don't Live a Little, Live a Glittery Hoo Hoo.
and
It's Shake 'n' Girthy, and I Helped.
and
It Does Exactly What It Says On The Twop.
and the best yet:
Do The Glittery Hemi-Powered Hoo Hoo.
I couldn't make this stuff up. And you can see all the other Twoppers that are doing this as you are! Great link.
phxchic
Jul 15, 2004 @ 6:35 pm
And you can see all the other Twoppers that are doing this as you are! Great link.
I know! I saw my name along with "girthy", "Snuggle Bear", "screamapiller", and "Pearl Girl". No wonder the server is having heavy traffic!
LeafyGreen
Jul 15, 2004 @ 6:38 pm
I still like that SNL commercial for the medication (can't remember the name of it) for parents of gay children. Will Ferrell and Tracy Morgan are hilarious in it.
Slogan me!
Is It Live, Or Is It Leafygreen?
Heh, the list of recent entries showed "HoYay" which gave me this:
The Good Hoyay Kids Go For.
screamapiller
Jul 15, 2004 @ 6:39 pm
It's Shake 'n' Girthy, and I Helped.
now THAT? I'd like to see on a t-shirt!
phxchic, I was cracking up when I saw your name on the screen too!
killershrew
Jul 15, 2004 @ 6:49 pm
The slogan generator gave me:
How Do You Eat Your Killershrew?
which makes me a little uncomfortable.
May I express my hate for the Pringles ad where that smug little girl with the can of Pringles taunts the guy with the greasy bag of chips? She reminds me of Rhoda from
The Bad Seed -- I have a feeling that when she leaves, she's going to go set the janitor on fire or something.
ETA: two of the Emmy nominated commercials--the Citicard Identity theft (The Outfit is the name, gotta be "leather bustier") and OfficeMax Rubberband Man. Can't disagree with those.
Wait, commercials win Emmys now?
divasahm
Jul 15, 2004 @ 6:51 pm
[small voice]That was actualy Soundgarden[/sm]
Thank you,
LinaBo--please don't tell my husband I got that wrong or I'll never hear the end of it!
Just saw the Bud Light paint ball ad and was reminded of John Cleese in
Life of Brian explaining the rules of stoning. First time Bud Light's made me laugh in a long time.
rincie
Jul 15, 2004 @ 6:57 pm
Things happen after a Rincie.
Hee.
Just saw an OutBack ad that made me snicker a little. This elderly woman is sitting in front of a big pile of...it's either chicken wings or shrimp (I wasn't paying that much attention...fried something). SHe takes a fork out and gets ready to dig in...and stabs the sleeve of her husband, who is trying to sneak a piece. He's pinned to the table and she begins eating.
Okay, sounds lame. But I thought it was funny.
cal331
Jul 15, 2004 @ 6:59 pm
Things happen after a Rincie.
Douche ad?
redfres
Jul 15, 2004 @ 7:00 pm
Go on, get your refres out!
That was my slogan. Maybe b/c I am a lurker.
Has anyone else seen the new Tommy Hilfiger ad with the girl singing and grinding around on a table? I just had to mention it because there seems to be a dead Cousin It on Tommy's head. And it scared me.
Fabrisse
Jul 15, 2004 @ 7:01 pm
Can't Do It In Real Life? Do It On Fabrisse.
Yes. Well. *vbg*
The more I think about it, the less I like all these odor-fighter air things. What are they covering up? And they never smell good or natural. Frankly, the weird chemically smell of Glade or Renuzit turns my stomach.
thinkcwik
Jul 15, 2004 @ 7:11 pm
Sweet as the moment the Ken Jennings went pop. He didn't go pop today, baby!
I didn't see the Snuggles Bear/furries theme in the commercial before, but I'll be a monkey's (seriously) uncle if it's not there. I thought it was merely an attempt to lure me into watching the commercial.
The world is thinkcwik marketplace I like Fabrisse's better. *pouts*
LinaBo
Jul 15, 2004 @ 7:12 pm
Yup. Special Hell:
There's More Than One Way To Eat A Linabo.
Happiness is Linabo-Shaped.
The Linabo Goes Straight to your Head.
Once You Pop, You Can't Stop Linabo.
Designed for Linabo, Engineered to Last.
Can't Do It In Real Life? Do It On Linabo.
Don't Leave Home Without Linabo.
Linabo Really Satisfies.
Gonna Be a While? Grab a Linabo.
So Easy, No Wonder Linabo is #1.
Wow, that thing makes me sound
all kinds of slutty... not that the world needs the generator for that... haha... I kid! Seriously, though, the Pervy-Potential of that thing is through the roof.
ETA: This one's my favourite! It's so... TWoP and Haremitey:
Naughty, but Linabo.
Tornado25
Jul 15, 2004 @ 7:14 pm
This is awesome!
"The better way to Start the Tornado".
Heh. There's the better way and the only way.
"Solutions for a Small Tornado."
Man, not another one of those. I've got enough spam already.
"My Goodness, My Tornado!"
That's more like it!
thinkcwik
Jul 15, 2004 @ 7:18 pm
Out of the strong come forth glittery hemi powered hoo hoosI'm dying over here!
Things happen after a Rincie.
Wasn't that ad for Reese's?
TudorQueen
Jul 15, 2004 @ 7:24 pm
Mine is perfect!
"Just what the TudorQueen ordered"
only1kcm
Jul 15, 2004 @ 7:36 pm
Splash only1kcm all over!
So many x-rated comments...so little time...
cal331
Jul 15, 2004 @ 7:38 pm
Oh, god. Check out this one:
That's Handy, Harry! Stick It In The Hoo Hoo.
What's that from?
Sideshow Al
Jul 15, 2004 @ 7:43 pm
Fresh from the Advertising Slogan Generator:
Girthy Wiener - Australian for Beer
Now, if Australia were a person, and if it were dead, and if it were buried in the cold, cold ground --- well, it would be rolling over in its grave.
Edited to add more slogans, seeing as how it's all addictive and stuff:--Be like Dad, Keep Erectile Dysfunction.
--You've Got Questions. We've Got John Wilkes Booth.
--They're Yummy for Your Hairy Back.
--Thank Edward G. Robinson It's Friday.
--Give That Man a Dermatitis.
--Make Someone Happy with a Booger.
--And All Because The Lady Loves Bedwetting.
--Snap! Crackle! Fascism!
And I'm particularly excited about this one:Super Sideshow Al Is Almost Here.
I've always wanted to meet that guy.
Sleestak Hunter
Jul 15, 2004 @ 7:49 pm
cal331, I think what we've got here is a British site. So, some of these ad slogans are heard in Britain, but not in the U.S.A.
KimberleeJean
Jul 15, 2004 @ 7:59 pm
Come see the softer side of KimberleeJean
I dare ya! I'd like to see you try to come over here and see my softer side, huh, punk?!?
Softer side, bah!
And this one os just bad:
Because so much is riding on your KimberleeJean
Ahem.
Sincerity
Jul 15, 2004 @ 8:13 pm
I saw some TWoP-related things while coming up with my slogans. Hee. Like "Girthy Weiner".
Race for the Sincerity.
The Curiously Strong Sincerity.
Tense, Nervous, Sincerity?
Don't be an Amber Sincerity.
Vorsprung Durch Sincerity.
Get In My Sincerity.
I had to stop with that last one. Because, really, I couldn't top that.
The Olive Garden commercial with the "usual" order is starting to grate on my nerves. "I think I have a new usual!" Shove it, assface. Also, "When you're here, you're family"? I really doubt that, bub.
...That shrimp and crab ravioli looks mighty good, though.
Pittipat
Jul 15, 2004 @ 8:14 pm
It's Slightly Rippled with a Flat Pittipat.
For That Deep Down Body Pittipat.
Leaves Your Pittipat Minty not Mediciney.
That's me, minty not mediciney :)
And my fav,
Nothing Comes Between Me And My Pittipat.
Topic? Hold on, I'll go watch some t.v. and get back to you on that.
Jamoche
Jul 15, 2004 @ 8:17 pm
Arby's new Market Fresh Chicken Salad? Have you seen this sheep dip?
I go to Arby's for roast beef sandwiches. Period. That's where their name came from, that's all they're good at (Roast Beef - R B - Arby's). All this other crap had better not distract them from making RB. Have they even shown roast beef in any adds lately?
OK, who just entered Snuggle Bear in the sloganizer?
I got "An Army of Jamoche" - yeah, and all of us ready to take on Snuggle Bear.
glstx
Jul 15, 2004 @ 8:18 pm
I'm so glad you guys liked the link. One of my friends passed it me last night in a chat room and the whole chat room sat around and did this very thing.
topic? uhhh... Snuggle is evil
Jazzmyn1372
Jul 15, 2004 @ 8:21 pm
It's Different in a Jazzmyn.
Don't Leave Home Without Jazzmyn.
Four out of Five Dentists Recommend Jazzmyn.
Sweet as the Moment When the Jazzmyn Went "Pop"
We Don't Make Jazzmyn. We Make Jazzmyn Better.
Sometimes You Feel Like a Jazzmyn, Sometimes You Don't.
Topic? Sorry, there's a huge fire in Carson City. It's all fire, all the time on the TV here. I've got to amuse myself somehow.
Tanathir
Jul 15, 2004 @ 8:31 pm
Things Happen After a Tanathir.
Gonna Be a While? Grab a Tanathir.
Naughty, but Tanathir.
Schtop! This Tanathir is not Ready Yet!
See the Tanathir, Feel the Shine.
Topic: Snuggle Bear is evil, and I hate Arby's ads.
Isaboe
Jul 15, 2004 @ 8:37 pm
Unzip an Isaboe
*snort*
They wish.
arksawyer
Jul 15, 2004 @ 8:58 pm
Oh Lord, what fun!!! GLSTX, thank you, thank you, thank you. We're in good hands with Glstx. ROFLMAO.
DramaPrincess
Jul 15, 2004 @ 9:01 pm
I've been trying not to post for a while, but I have to return from lurkdom for this:
It's Slightly Rippled with a Flat Dramaprincess.
Turn Loose The Dramaprincess.
Ribbed For Her Dramaprincess.
Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Dramaprincess from the Oven.
Wait Till We Get Our Dramaprincess On You.
But I'd Rather Have a Bowl of Dramaprincess.
Break Me Off a Piece of That Dramaprincess
Marvin the Mountie Always Gets His Dramaprincess
What's In Your Dramaprincess?
Topic: I used to love Snuggle in the 80s, and the bastardization of my childhood is disturbing. I'm also glad so many hate the Coppertone commercials! I feel guilty that I hate them, but it just bugs me that people think that the best way to get attention (be it for their product, film, whatever) is to use cancer. It always feels like exploitation to me. Especially with the disclaimer, and the "Am I an expert? Well, I became one when my husband got cancer." No, dear, you didn't. Several of my relatives have had cancer. Does that make me an expert? No! It means I know how much it sucks, yes, but I'm still not qualified to tell you about the statistics.
Also, the Catwoman ads? Back with a vengeance, and as bad as ever. Now with even less dialogue! They really should just give up.
LinaBo
Jul 15, 2004 @ 9:03 pm
Also, "When you're here, you're family"? I really doubt that, bub.
Get them to prove it: go to an Olive Garden, refuse everything on the menu, barge into the kitchen and raid their fridge and come up with something yourself, ask if it's alright if you can borrow a 20 and pay them back 'later', and as you leave, shout after the manager that you're borrowing his/her car... and not to trouble themselve, you already rifled through their stuff and grabbed the keys while you were back there in the kitchen.
Like family, my ass.
ChinkyGirl
Jul 15, 2004 @ 9:07 pm
It Does Exactly What It Says On The Twop.
Whoa, this totally sounds like Buffalo Bill!
"It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again!"Check out my favorite slogan that was generated:
Little. Yellow. Different. ChinkyGirl. (Yes, yes, I do believe I am all of these...gosh, that's racist!)
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