caltrask55
Feb 1, 2004 @ 6:51 pm
The McDonald's commercial with the hamburger wrapper used as a dryer sheet was a little disturbing.
*shudder* That was way more than disturbing. Yuck.
I loved the bears buying beer. It was so cute.
MissTheLove
Feb 1, 2004 @ 6:53 pm
Jessica Simpson and the Muppets? Hilarity!
Word! That was the best commercial so far! This is probably the only way I can handle Jessica Simpson.
The commercial for Van Helsing is...odd...
Zumanity
Feb 1, 2004 @ 6:55 pm
mmm...Troy
Willie Nelson advice? Okay... But Don Zimmer! Yay!
Chevy Aveo is 0 for 2. Seriously? Midget basketball players? A Really Fake looking elephant. mmmkay...
Jael
Feb 1, 2004 @ 6:57 pm
Hugh Jackman better re-sign for the next X-Men movie.
Actually, he's getting
his own.[OT]
Zumanity . . . are you in the show based on your name?[/OT]
Zumanity
Feb 1, 2004 @ 7:03 pm
The 50 First Dates commercial where Drew Barrymore beats on the guy with a baseball bat never fails to make me laugh
Budweiser is funny, as usual.
But Everybody Loves Raymond? Just quit while you are ahead!
Jael I'm not even old enough to see the show based on my name. I couldn't come up with a username and I had just seen Mystere. But that name was take so Zumanity it was.
MountainGirl
Feb 1, 2004 @ 7:07 pm
Thanks, Bach-us!
Zumanity
Feb 1, 2004 @ 7:11 pm
Sierra Mist was good "That's just wrong, Dad." Hee!
Miracle...uhh..no.
Nice to know that CBS will take any opportunity to pimp CSI and/or Without a Trace.
Clydesdale Donkey. Aww...
I still can't get the "It's the feel-good massacre event of the year" out of my mind about The Alamo.
brand x
Feb 1, 2004 @ 7:12 pm
So...football is to hard-on as baseball is to a flaccid penis?
Ewwwww, Coach Ditka. Ewwwwww.
Jael
Feb 1, 2004 @ 7:15 pm
Awwwww . . . Hee-yaw the Red-Nosed Clydesdale! Love it!!!
TheCustomOfLife
Feb 1, 2004 @ 7:18 pm
Is it horrible that I want that illegal downloader girl to be locked up just for that shitty commercial?
MissTheLove
Feb 1, 2004 @ 7:18 pm
Aww! I love the Budweiser donkey. Go, donkey! Go!
The Alimo looks pretty standard. Guess I won't be seeing that in theaters.
I'm officially a Channel Surfer! Hooray!
Zumanity
Feb 1, 2004 @ 7:18 pm
Pepsi, I want some music, baby!
We don't want to know about your sex drive, Ditka!
Mitsubishi...ehhh...
phxchic
Feb 1, 2004 @ 7:19 pm
I think the Levitra ads are a slap against Rafael Palmiero, and baseball player who did ads for Viagra.
Loved the Patton Oswalt Sierra Mist ad. Was the kid's dad Agent Harris from Sopranos?
Jeebus Shuttlesworth
Feb 1, 2004 @ 7:21 pm
Clydesdale donkey was cute, as was the Pepsi bears.
Eww to Cedric's bikini wax and the Scottish bagpipe player, and Levitra. I do not want to think about men's crotches during a sporting event.
RIAA-defying girl sucks. Total sellout. Joe Strummer must be rolling in his grave (yes, I know he didn't write the song, but you know).
cocokitty
Feb 1, 2004 @ 7:22 pm
Am I a complete sap for tearing up over the donkey-Clydesdale commercial? Yes? Oh....well...I can deal with that!
TheCustomOfLife
Feb 1, 2004 @ 7:22 pm
RIAA-defying girl sucks. Total sellout.
Eh, she's only 14. Being sent to the gulag as punishment for the commercial for
only 15 years will suffice.
phxchic
Feb 1, 2004 @ 7:23 pm
I do not want to think about men's crotches during a sporting event.
But with the tight pants and the cups, what else am I supposed to think about?
Zumanity
Feb 1, 2004 @ 7:24 pm
I seriously want to just download like an entire album off Kazaa, just to annoy the RIAA
Coca-Cola Forever!
Jael
Feb 1, 2004 @ 7:24 pm
I still can't get the "It's the feel-good massacre event of the year" out of my mind about The Alamo.
Next thing you know, they'll have a feel-good musical called "Holiday Holocaust"
The Levitra Challenge sounds like a f***ing contest. Literally.
Zumanity
Feb 1, 2004 @ 7:27 pm
And the early front-runner for the favorite commericial is the Clydesdale Donkey! Just hope he doesn't pull a Dean if the commercial gets upstaged by someone else.
Zumanity
Feb 1, 2004 @ 7:31 pm
Bud Light? That crap nasty.
I don't like the new Charmin commercials. That potty dance is nasty and "Just right for your end zone"? EWWW!
ETA: Oh Fuck I totally didn't mean to do that...
Jael
Feb 1, 2004 @ 7:32 pm
Well, he certainly wasn't upstaged by the "Rocket Carriage" commercial. I missed the McDonald's one, but I'm definately disturbed by THAT.
Zumanity
Feb 1, 2004 @ 7:35 pm
Ass-Humor just doesn't go over well with this crowd...
Starsky and Hutch? Hee!
Was that Kel Mitchell in the Pepsi commercial?
AAAAAH! IBM Linux! No!
Jael
Feb 1, 2004 @ 7:40 pm
Mo'nique? Mo'NO!
I think the Linux kid should hook up with Samara from The Ring. Cute couple, no?
MissTheLove
Feb 1, 2004 @ 7:41 pm
How come Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller have to be in every fucking movie possible? Weren't they in other crap just a few weeks ago?
The diner Pepsi commercial? No. Get off my screen now. And yeah, I think that was Kel Mitchell.
SideshowJed
Feb 1, 2004 @ 7:42 pm
I dug the Mo'nique Pepsi ad, if only for the use of Biz Markie.
Snoop Dogg as Huggy Bear? Count me in.
Zumanity
Feb 1, 2004 @ 7:43 pm
I am firmly in the "Bring Back Beyonce" camp for Pepsi Commercials.
Owen and Ben were in seperate movies a couple weeks ago. One apparently was mediocre, whereas the other one blew.
violet1624
Feb 1, 2004 @ 7:44 pm
Why can't the Linux kid have normal colored hair? I'm sure he'd be much less scary that way.
Zumanity
Feb 1, 2004 @ 7:45 pm
The Linux kid looks like Malfoyd from the Harry Potter movies as a six year old.
Visa...kind of funny, but then again kind of not.
MissTheLove
Feb 1, 2004 @ 7:48 pm
What the hell is with the Visa commercial? Haven't these girls heard of sweats? I was getting chills just watching them! Although the look on the losing girl's face was kinda funny.
Jael
Feb 1, 2004 @ 7:51 pm
[ot] TOUCHDOWN!!!! [/ot]
I think the ability for the girls to find sweatsuits is inversely proportional to the number of men expected to be watching the superbowl. If it weren't the middle of the day, they probably would have been naked.
Zumanity
Feb 1, 2004 @ 7:54 pm
T&A, MissTheLove. T&A.
mmmm...Johnny Depp (who should get an Oscar for Pirates of the Caribbean)
The Chevy commercial with the soap in the mouth was funny.
I liked that Lay's commercial...back when it was a Butterfinger commercial two years ago.
Edited because irates of the Caribbean and Pirates of the Caribbean are two very different movies.
violet1624
Feb 1, 2004 @ 7:57 pm
The Chevy commercial was very cute.
Zumanity
Feb 1, 2004 @ 7:59 pm
Get the hell off my screen, AOL 9.0 topspeed. I don't want to see the Orange County gang or their bad facial hair for the rest of my life!
ETA: [ot] TOUCHDOWN! [/ot]
And Joan of Arcadia! Don't forget Joan of Arcadia: The BEST SHOW ON FRIDAY NIGHT!
MissTheLove
Feb 1, 2004 @ 8:00 pm
I think the ability for the girls to find sweatsuits is inversely proportional to the number of men expected to be watching the superbowl. If it weren't the middle of the day, they probably would have been naked.
Very true, very true. I forgot what I was talking about. Silly me.
mmmm...Johnny Depp
I second that! Yummy...
Zumanity
Feb 1, 2004 @ 8:04 pm
mmmm...y'all inspire us too, overpaid athletes!
Jael
Feb 1, 2004 @ 8:09 pm
They are a bit overpaid, but it was still a great [ot] T-O-U-C-H-D-O-W-N!!!!! [/OT]
Zumanity
Feb 1, 2004 @ 8:16 pm
Mad Props to CBS for using "Nara" during the Cold Case commercial.
Zumanity
Feb 1, 2004 @ 8:17 pm
Mad Props to CBS for using "Nara" during the Cold Case commercial.
Jael
Feb 1, 2004 @ 8:36 pm
okay . . . what happened at the end of the JJ/JT song? It looked like he took part of her top off - but that's not like her to do the topless thing. At least, not intentionally.
I know that's waaaay off-topic, I'm just a little shocked.
SeaBreeze341
Feb 1, 2004 @ 8:41 pm
Thank goodness for these football commercials. The sun will come out tomorrow, and as of tomorrow, we'll be undefeated again. Although they'll also be winless, seeing Strahan, R. Lewis, and Warren sing is just priceless.
hagreene80
Feb 1, 2004 @ 8:48 pm
HAHA! The Sierra Mist commercial reminds me of the old Pepsi one where the kid sucks himself into a bottle, great!
Jael
Feb 1, 2004 @ 8:50 pm
A Cirque du Soleil parody! LOVE IT!!!!
Zumanity
Feb 1, 2004 @ 8:51 pm
Sorry about the double post, I've been having computer problems.
Okay
Justin was scruffy tonight!
And the Expedia "Magique" commercial is one of my worst nightmares.
Talking Monkey, not so much...
The Godfather Staples commercial was hilarious!
Jael
Feb 1, 2004 @ 8:55 pm
Aww, Zumanity . . . were you in the "audience participation" portion at Mystere?
Actually, the humiliation that guy has to go through is a lot like what they do to the guy in Dralion. I had flashbacks. Thought it was hilarious.
cocomovan
Feb 1, 2004 @ 8:55 pm
I don't think thsi one had been mentioned, but I liked the Lays Potato Chip commerical. The two old people made me laugh.
This is my first SuperBowl commerical expierence, we just got a dish Wed, and before that all the American stations that would air the football, would switch over to Global, and we would be stuck with Canadian commericals. No offence, I love Canada, but seeign Perma-Crete ads don't cut it.
cocokitty
Feb 1, 2004 @ 8:59 pm
Jael, I was wondering about Janet's ummm...boobage...as well. Did anyone else catch that? I thought she looked suprised so I thought her top wasn't supposed to rip off.
On-topic: Other than the donkey as Clydesdale commercial, I've been underwhelmed by the commercials shown so far. Maybe next year...
Jael
Feb 1, 2004 @ 8:59 pm
Welcome to the "between the show" show, cocomovan!
SeaBreeze341
Feb 1, 2004 @ 9:00 pm
The Godfather Staples commercial was hilarious!
ITA. I now have to take back the love of the "Football players off on Super Sunday" to match it up with the Staples one. Now I've got, "I'll give you a doughnut you can't refuse" circling in my head.
Zumanity
Feb 1, 2004 @ 9:01 pm
The local commercial blocks make me sad... Indianapolis news. Yeah, it's as bad as you think it is.
And Jael, I wasn't in the audience participation, but one of the clowns licked my ticket at Varekai.
Sorry. Topic...Woo! Super Bowl Commercials.
What's with all the penis commercial this year?
Monster.com is starting to annoy me. Although the toe tapping Monster logo is really cute!
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