I'm just parapharasing here, but I always loved the "I can only have 12 blueberries for breakfast" exchange between Sookie and Michel... It was in S2, but I can't remember which episode.

Sookie: Swear. Say "May Destiny's Child break up if I count this blueberries"

Michel: (pause). Pick another group.

Sookie: Nope!

Michel: Damn it! I hate you! *storms off*

As I said, much paraphrasing going on, but you get the jist.

I tend to use "did you know you're considered a hot dad?"
Except i sub in the words brother, or friend, cousin.

This line is a close second to my favourite TV line ever [off topic]which, by the way, because I take any chance I get to say it, is "And you're calling me a loser?! Well, I wonder what it's like to be 23 and practising self-love in your parents' shower." from Our Hero [/off topic] Anyhow, From Rory's Dance, where Rory and Tristan are waiting in line to buy tickets.

RORY: Well, what can I say? I like 'em cheap. Sloppy too -- bald spot, beer gut, you know, and the pants that kind of slip down in the back, giving you that good plumber shot. That sends me through the roof.

More than half of that is Alexis's delivery.

DEAN: I’m fine with the whole hating (Jess) thing, thank you.
RORY: I just think it’s a waste of energy.
DEAN: You know, I’ll have a PowerBar.

I love it whenever Lorelai does a Dean impression.

God . . . I have tons. I am even ashamed to say that I keep track in a little notebook.

RORY: Come on, Michel. I'll tell all the ladies what a stud you are.
MICHEL: Hm. I believe that memo has already been sent.

MICHEL: To me you are the teacher in the Charlie Brown cartoon.

MICHEL: You’re stupid, blind and clumsy.
DRELLA: Well at least I’m not French.

MRS. KIM: She came in here and told Lane she kissed a boy in the grocery store. The grocery store! Where we buy our food

MICHEL: Not everone finds the idea of being pelted with frozen water appealing.
LORELAI: I know, and how sad for them.
MICHEL: The thrilling sensation of getting lost in a blizzard, of freezing to death in the woods and having to eat your friend's buttocks to stay alive. That is lost on many people.

EMILY (on frozen pizza): That's food you eat at a carnival. Or in a Turkish prison.

LANE: Gift giving is serious business. If you don’t believe me try spending a month at Korean Bible camp.

MICHEL: I push nothing "funky."

EMILY: What about that other group? The Backside Boys?
MICHEL: Look, I've had my peace with the fact that everyone who calls here is a notch above brain dead, and that the pennies I am thrown each week are in exchange for me dealing with these people in a nonviolent manner. And usually that is fine, but today, sorry lady, I have ennui.
MICHEL: Am I or am I not the head man in charge of floral deliveries?
LORELAI: Yes, and one of the few men I know who would proudly declare that fact.
LUKE: So I hear you're having a party Saturday.
RORY: Yeah. Mom's famous for her blowouts.
LORELAI: The best one was her eighth birthday.
RORY: Oh, yeah, that was good.
LORELAI: The cops shut us down.
LUKE: The cops shut down an eight year old's birthday party?
RORY: And arrested the clown.
LUKE: I don't want to hear any more of this.

LORELAI: Put Carol on the desk and come pick me up.
MICHEL: I am not speaking to Carol. She ate my low-fat cheese.

PARIS: I get no pleasure out of the prospect or the preparation. I’m covered in hives, I’ve showered four times, and for what? Some guy who doesn’t even have the brains to buy a Zagat so we don’t wind up in a restaurant that’s really just a front for a cocaine laundering ring?

DAVE: There’s no way you’re gonna become our Pete Best. There’s no way.

LORELAI: Oh, is this everyone from the Edgar Allen Poe Society?
MICHEL: If you mean the I-should-be-sterilized-so-that-my-disturbing-idiosyncrasies-aren't-passed-onto-the-next-generation society, then yes, that's them.

clean and dearandgp, thanks so much for the Uday info.

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actually he says that about Tristan, not Jess.

GG lines are so memorable. Too bad I'm pretty much the only one I know who watches it religiously and am therefore unable to banter w/friends like we do w/Seinfeld quotes. But here's an exchange that cracked me up:

MADELINE: This was bad. For the last five minutes, every single thing she said sounded dirty.
LOUISE: Yeah, same here.
PARIS: Good God.
MADELINE: I mean, reticulum? Come on.
LOUISE: Plus, the golgi body. I mean, is it me or is that majorly pornographic?
PARIS: My life with the Banger sisters.

Another good line from that exchange is:
Rory: (when she hears that Tristan doesn't have a date) Well, I hear Squeaky Fromme is up for parole soon, so I'll keep a good thought.

This is one of my all-time favourites (from "Secrets and Loans):
Rory: I think that there's an option (for getting money to fix the "Crap Shack") you are not considering.
Lorelai: Yes, but frankly, I think that if I sold you into white slavery, I'd miss you.


shaotime, which episode did this come from? I am a total science geek, so biology humour is definately not lost on me, yet I cannot for the life of me remember this quote. Please help.

aidanspencer, it was from a Deep Fried Korean Thanksgiving

I just swoon anyways, but that's just me, jewelchick :)

And finally...Kirk amuses me to no end, but the whole Hay There scenario literally had me falling off my couch... This is particularly amusing to me today because I spent 3 beautiful hours wrestling with the wretched beasts.
KIRK: One day it occurred to me, cows never wrinkle. Think about it – have you ever seen a wrinkled cow? No, not once. So I thought to myself, "That is weird."
MICHEL: Yes, that and other things.
KIRK: So I decided to do a little research. I studied cows, I studied humans, and finally I discovered the secret – the secret of the cows.
MICHEL: Oh, good, just in time. Kirk here is about to tell us the difference between cows and humans.
LORELAI: You mean, other than one’s a cow?
MICHEL: Shh. Go ahead, Kirk.
KIRK: Hay, it’s hay – cows eat hay. And after some experimentation and a great deal of research, I developed what I believe to be the next great skin care product to sweep the nation. [shows them a bottle]
LORELAI: [reads the label] Hay There.
KIRK: A complete line of creams, balms, toning lotions, and cleansing liquids. <snip>
LORELAI: Well, uh, thank you very much,Kirk. . . but, I’m sorry – don’t cows eat grass?
KIRK: Sometimes, but "Grass There" is a bad name. [leaves]
then later:
Nothing of major concern. It just seems that with continual use, the cream develops some weird reactions to light. . .and air. . .and movement.
Uh, but don’t throw it in the trash. Apparently, that would be an EPA violation.

OK, there was a Paris quote in this episode that I absolutely loved. I only watched once but it was something like this:



Paris made it much longer and better (if someone has it memorized or wants to rewatch, please feel free to correct me, because I definitely want to know the actual quote)

"We're both skint. Broke. It's British." -Rory
"You learned to speak British and you didn't even tell me?" -Lorelai

and of course the Luke/Loralei dialogue is fantastic

Currently I have a bunch of GG pictures and quotes on my desktop. These are the quotes:

"Taylor, no, no, no, no, and every day from now on 'til the end of my life, I am gonna come in here and say, 'Taylor, no.' And when I die, I'm gonna have them freeze me next to Ted Williams, and when they find the cure to what I died of and they unfreeze me, my first words are gonna be, 'How's Ted?' followed closely by, 'Taylor, no.'"
-Luke in Application Anxiety, I use this as an away message all the time!

"Oy with the poodles already!"
-Another good away message

"Red meat can kill you. Enjoy."
-Luke in the pilot. And Scott Patterson says this is his favorite line!

"This is not May-December! This is May...Ming Dynasty!"
-Rory to Paris in "A Family Affair." This line cracks me up.

"You can't control who you're attracted to...I think the whole Angelina Jolie-Billy Bob Thornton thing really proves that."
-Lorelai, I forget the episode

"The world was flat until someone took a boat ride."
-Jackson, I forget the episode, after he told Sookie to make blueberry shortcake

"It's important that I know where you are at all times. Especially if you're wearing my shoes."

Some other favorites:

"Let's hold hands and skip."
-Jess said this and then Luke did

Lorelai: It's redundant.
Rory: And repetitive.
L: And redundant
R: And repetitive.
-At the town meeting in Dead Uncles and Vegetables

Lorelai: Stop saying mother like that
Rory: Like what?
L: Like there's supposed to be another word after it.

I love in the pilot how the first thing Richard says to Rory is "You're tall!" and then he keeps saying it.

Hey, I say that ALL the time. But no one ever gets it...

Last night, I was finally able to watch last week's rerun of "Keg! Max!" And here are some of my favorites from it:

RORY: No, it just drives me crazy. It's like if you do "shave and a haircut" without the last part, you know?
LORELAI: Come on, do it.
RORY: Will you stop giving me half-finished thoughts?
LORELAI: I promise. Come on, do it.
RORY: Two bits.
LORELAI: Thank you.
---
LORELAI: And keep in mind that getting up on a table and performing a song of any kind will haunt you for the rest of your life. Trust me. Been there, done that.
RORY: I wasn't planning on doing that.
LORELAI: Hm, those things are never planned.
---
ZACH: You need to move back more.
BRIAN: Why?
ZACH: Because when I do my double jump kick off the amp with slashing windmills, I'm gonna need more room.
---
I love this one just because of the delivery:

DAVE: Uh, Young Chui, you should probably stay away from the band area. We got a lot of cords and stuff, and I don't want you to get electrocuted and die.
---
ZACH: "Follow Them to the Edge of the Dessert" is memorable and classy.
BRIAN: I run out of breath every time I say it.
ZACH: You've got asthma, dude. You run out of breath saying your name.
DAVE: Yeah, Brian, we can't work our name around your respiratory illnesses.
BRIAN: Even without an inhaler, "Follow Them to the Edge of the Desert" is too long.
ZACH: Yeah, but when we get famous, our fans will shorten it to FTTTEOTD.
---
DEAN: She's not a music freak like you.
RORY: Well, we all can't be freaks.

Ooh! Another one I forgot about.

"Go ahead. Date her. Marry her. Make her Mrs. Backwards Baseball Hat."
-Lorelai in Like Mother, Like Daughter

And yet another one, from Red Light on the Wedding Night

LUKE: Okay, you needed something. Here it is. I'll mow it if you want.
LORELAI: We got a guy who does that. One of the Pete's from the nursery.
LUKE: Big Pete?
LORELAI: Little Pete.
LUKE: He's the better of the Pete's.
LORELAI: We've always thought so.

I think it's the delivery, because reading it, it doesn't look funny, but it cracked up both me and my dad.

I don't recall the precise wording of Lorelai's line, but when Rory tells her mom about running into Dean and learning that his wedding is the next day:

L: How did he look?
R: Tall.

RORY: My town's having this event...
PARIS: Pig race?
RORY: Dance marathon.
PARIS: I was close.

MISS PATTY(to group of small children): Now, who wants to hear about the time I danced in a cage for Tito Puente?

R: Where's my tie?

L: In your drawer.

R: I'm looking in the drawer.

L: Hmm. Check the living room

R: Why would my tie be in the living room?

L: Because it's been seeing the doily on the coffee table. I'm sorry, I did not want you to find out this way.

R: Don't take this personally, but get out.

New to the thread. Howdy y'all.

My favorite line that I can think of right now (and just because it's on my mind, having watched 'The Reigning Lorelai' recently) has got to be "Today, I learned how to make mojitos!" Kelly Bishop kicks bumcakes.

Also, "Gotta hand fulla Barbie" because Luke is a god.

Luke: What about that one?
Lorelai: Hmmmm...No.
Luke: Why not?
Lorelai: Too pale.
Luke: So what
Lorelai: Pale means sickly.
Luke: Or sun screen
Lorelai: Or Mad Cow Disease
Luke: Pale does not mean Mad Cow Disease.
Lorelai: Have you ever had mad cow disease?
Luke: Twice last week and my colouring was wonderful.

Jackson: My child bearing arrangements are between me and Sookie!
Luke: And the Lord.........Still not helping?

Jackson: To hell with the contest! I'm quitting the contest! That is if it's okay with Lorelai, or Luke, or the strange men in the corner who I've never met. Excuse me strange man in the corner, is it okay if I ...quit this contest!

Paris: Why are we working Saturday Paris? What's so special about the seventy-fifth issue Paris? Why does my head feel so light and yet not float away Paris?

Jamie: Yes, talking to you would have been a distraction.
Paris: I know. I heard you already. My God, find a pirate to sit on already.

Lorelai: I need you Dean. The team needs you.
Rory: What team?
Lorelai: Pick a team, it needs you. I'll be right back.

MRS. KIM: ...American boys have different values, they don’t understand respect, you get hurt. I do all of this so you don’t get hurt and now here you are hurt. I don’t like this, I don’t like this at all. Who is he, this boy who hurt you?
LANE: Henry Cho.
MRS. KIM: Cho?
LANE: Yes.
MRS. KIM: Cho sounds Korean.
LANE: It is Korean.
MRS. KIM: He was Korean?
LANE: Yes, and he was smart and wonderful and cute.
MRS. KIM: And – and you’re sure he was Korean?
LANE: He’s gonna be a doctor, he goes to church, he’s a counselor at Bible camp, and he liked me.
MRS. KIM: A doctor.
LANE: I’m so stupid. I should’ve just told you and I didn’t and now he’s gone and I’m just stupid.
MRS. KIM: Maybe I can call his mother.
LANE: I don’t want to talk about this anymore.
MRS. KIM: You’re sure he was Korean?

I dont have the exact quote, but I cracked up at the end of "Keg! Max!" when Lorelai sang "The Wing Beneath My Wings" after she found out Jess and Dean got into a fight over Rory.

Pretty much all my favourite quotes have been used up already. Me laugh hard. But there are a few weird obscure quotes I use all the time

Paris singing that song from 'Into the Woods' whenever I'm psyching someone out, or trying to fill a silence

Lorelai's "Cos you're a girl!" from when she and Sookie were playing with origami fortune tellers. So often I'll point out something I like that's incredibly girly with the pink and the flowers and the etcetera and go "Oh, I like this, <high pitched Lorelai voice> 'cos I'm a girl!!</hpLv>"

One of my most frequently used lines is from Rory's birthday in the first season when Rory mentions she's going to get Harvard brochures and Lorelai remarks she has plenty already and Rory states she wants to see if there are new pictures or... mmm okay i'm totally paraphrasing, but then Lorelai does this sort of head and eye roll thing and breathily draws out a "weeeirdooo" which never fails to crack my shit up. It's totally my stock standard reply to any bizarro idea someone comes up with

And from that same episode (i think??) when Lorelai comes home and sees Rory gossiping on the phone and she says "<hpLv> That Justin is so dreamy, he just CAN'T marry Britney, or I'll just cry and cry and cry! </hpLv>" That one gets broken out pretty much whenever I see Justin Timberlake... so, y'know... often.

Most of my favorite lines are great not so much for the words they contain, but rather the way they were delivered. Interestingly, the two that immediately popped into my head were both from "Deer Hunters".

RORY: Huh?! What’s ?! What’s up quippy?! Why so silent?

MAX: Outside - now

[walks by Tristin who’s smiling]

RORY: And for the last time - the name’s RORY!

And, also from "Deer Hunters":

PARIS: ‘Let me not to the marriage of true minds admit impediments, love is not love which alters when it alterations finds or bends with the remover to remove - oh no! It is an ever-fixed mark that looks on tempests and is never shaken. It is the star to every wandering bark who worth’s unknown although his height be taken’ You’re going down.

Man, I just love the way Paris delivered that. I don't know if such innocent words have ever before carried so much malice. The first time I saw that scene with Paris reciting over Rory's shoulder, it sent shivers running along my spine. The effect was a bit similar to feeling one gets whenever Hannibal talked to Clarice in "The Silence of the Lambs".

And, here is my favorite exchange ever. Just reading the lines has me up in stiches.

RORY: What?

LORELAI: Well, OK, you're 16. You have a whole house to yourself for the evening. I expect that you're going to have your boyfriend over. But what is with the apron?

RORY: It's a long story.

LORELAI: Did it involve a sharp blow to the head?

RORY: I gotta go check on Apricot.

LORELAI: Oh my God! I just saw the pearls.

RORY: I'm going in now.

LORELAI: You know what? I'm going inside too. 'Cause I have to write down all the ways I'm gonna torture you about that outfit.

RORY: Good night!

(Rory goes inside.)

LORELAI: Could I just get a picture though? 'Cause visual aids would really help. Oh, oh! Oh the shoes! I am dying. Oh.

From A Deep-Fried Korean Thanksgiving
LORELAI: No, I mean, the cat’s name is Kirk?
KIRK: Yup.
LORELAI: Weird coincidence or. . .
KIRK: I named him Kirk.
LORELAI: Isn’t that confusing?
KIRK: Not when you think about it.
[Lorelai thinks about it]
LORELAI: No, it’s still confusing.
KIRK: I like the name, and whenever I call Kirk’s name, I obviously won’t be calling myself.
LORELAI: True.
KIRK: Although when my mom calls for Kirk, that may be confusing. Maybe I can get her to say CatKirk when she’s calling Kirk, and HumanKirk when she’s calling me.

From Richard in Stars Hollow
PARIS: Hey, where’d he come from? What’s up there? Is that where you keep the girls? You got yourself a little cathouse up there?
JESS: Wow, I think she got you Uncle Luke. You better give up now.
LUKE: Do not add to this insanity.
JESS: An innocent boy like me should not be raised in an atmosphere like this.
LUKE: Jess!
JESS: I wanna be good, life’s just not letting me.

I know some of these may already be mentioned, but I enjoyed them so much, I have to mention them again.

Luke: It's the kind of lock burglars look for.
Lorelai: Why do burglars look for that lock?
Luke: Because it's easy to break into. I proved that.
Lorelai: You proved that by . . .?
Luke: Breaking in through the back door.

Paris: Maybe I shouldn't go. I mean, what if I fall for him and he doesn't like me?
Rory: Then you'll find someone else.
Paris: But what if there is no one else?
Rory: Then you'll buy some cats.


and of course, my favorite (althougth I don't know why, it makes me "heh" everytime I see this scene.)

Rory: One of the girls already hates me. The guys are weird.
Lorelai: Weirder than other guys?
Rory: Yeah, they kept calling me Mary.
Lorelai: You're kidding me. Wow, I can't believe they still say that.
Rory: Why? What does it mean?
Lorelai: It means like, Virgin Mary. It means they think you look like a goody-goody.
Rory: You're kidding.
Lorelai: No.
Rory: Well what would they have called me if they thought I looked like a slut?
Lorelai: Well, they might have added a Magdalene to it.
Rory: Wow. Biblical insults. This is an advanced school.

From In the Clamor and the Clangor

LORELAI: Yes, but I thought we were 'friend' friends, and apparently we're just coffee friends. I buy the coffee and he's my friend. It's like a dog and a liver treat. If you have a liver treat, the dog will like you and, that's us.
SOOKIE: Which one are you, the dog or the liver treat?
LORELAI: Well, I was the liver treat, and I thought I was a collar or at least a really cute leash and I'm not.
SOOKIE: I wanna chime in and be supportive, but I don't know what you're talking about.

LORELAI: What, they lock the door to a church, are they serious? What if I need to do something holy?
LUKE: Like commit vandalism?

From: Richard in Stars Hollow



PARIS: So, you run the diner, huh?

RORY: Oh boy.

PARIS: You get a lot of truckers through here?

LUKE: Truckers?

PARIS: Yeah. You know, guys on the road for weeks, lonely, looking for company, a little pick me up. Things like that.

LUKE: What’s she talking about?

RORY: Your guess is as good as mine.

PARIS: It’s pretty common knowledge that diners are breeding grounds for prostitution and drug dealers.

LUKE: What?

PARIS: Have you ever seen anything like that going down here?

LUKE: Have I ever. . .

PARIS: What about that guy over there? What’s his story?

LUKE: Reverend Nichols?

PARIS: Reverend Nichols, huh? What is that, like Dr. Feelgood?

LUKE: Rory, how much do you like this person?

RORY: Do what you gotta do, Luke.

From Nag Hammadi blah blah...

LIZ: Hey, listen, I'm sorry about Jess.

LUKE: Boy, that statement could encompass a whole myriad of things.

Not sure what ep, as I'm at work and Being Watched, but after "...May-Ming Dynasty," I nearly daily quote Michel:

"To me, you are the teacher in the Charlie Brown cartoon."

MoosieMc, first of all, I hate that you were being watched at work! Don't we have a right to privacy (and to visit TWoP)? Sheesh.

Second, I love that you risked it all to post such a funny Michel quote.

Definitely the highlight from the most recent episode was Paris' "No, it's national baptism day. Tie your tubes!"

Lorelai [to Digger after he mentions he has a huge bottle of vodka at home]: What'll you drink?

Benji, remember that, and completely agree. Great line.

Another one, from Kirk: "He [Taylor] won't like me any more!" Says more about Kirk's aching needs than any other single line in the series.

Jason: [paraphrasing] "His trying to destroy me is the only time I've felt that I've had his respect." [speaking of Floyd]

I loved when Paris told Rory not to harbor any Pinteresque fantasies about her WPM.

The full quote:

"At my place, I have a gigantic bottle of vodka, the largest bottle of vodka known to man."
"But what will you drink?"
"Gin."
"Let's go."

Perhaps I've just been spending too much time the Alias forum, but that one had me rolling.

I've always loved the line from Sookie to Lorelai re: Luke's butt:

"It's got a nice shape to it"

From Keg! Max!

From Afterboom:

LORELAI: ...you know, maybe constant mental flogging right from ding-dong through till the 'drive safe.'
RORY: Well, at least he said, 'drive safe.'
LORELAI: Oh no, it wasn't him, it was the maid.
RORY: Riiight.

I love it that there is a forum especially devoted to lines from Gilmore Girls, I loved them!!! Some of them just plainly crack me up. I think that the best ones are always said by Lorelai, Luke and Emily especially. Here are some of my favorites:

From Nag Hammadi, when Lorelai is at the charity event and Emily, RIchard and Jason are discussing Floyd's appearance:

Lorelai: How dare he talk to his son!
Lorelai: So he wanted to know nothing on purpose? The fiend!

hehehehee

From The Festival of Living Art, an exchange between Luke and Sookie:

Luke: Are you having twins?
Sookie: No!
Luke: Are you sure?
Sookie: Let me double check for another millisecond, NO!

hehehehe

and my favorites from Emily:

From Secrets and Loans (loooong time ago):

Lorelai: You are not seriously sitting here.
Emily: No, it's a hologram. Life like, isn't it?

And from The fundamental things apply, when telling Lorelai that she wouldn't talk to Natalie Zimmermann ever again:

Emily: If she's bleeding in the side of the road, I'll drive by and pretend I didn't see.

and also "What about Richard? Am I still allowed to talk to my husband?"

Those little lines now and then make me love the character Emily so much!!!!
Continue posting your favorite lines, they crack me up, I find some that I didn't even remember!!

I absolutely loved the vodka, but what will you drink comment. It reminded me of the Johnny Depp, "But the rum is gone!" Hee!

a lot of my favorite quotes have already been mentioned, but here are two of my favorite scenes... they both had me laughing out loud:

1) I absolutely loved this whole scene from Dear Emily and Richard:



Sookie just cracks me up when she does that... it's a very quick scene, but hilarious nonetheless...

also, from Say Goodnight, Gracie:



LOVE it! not only is Lorelai hilarious with her singing it's so in character for her being a little proud that Rory was the cause of the fight and then Rory's embarrassed respose was also very much in character...

Emily has had some of the best lines though... pretty much her entire scene with Sookie and Lorelai when she gave the maid the day off and then last week's barbie comment cracked me up! her delivery is so spot on!

I just remembered one from the Reigning Lorelai that cracked me up, when Lorelai was telling Rory that Emily should write the obituary for Gran:

Lorelai: I believe it would go "Yay!"

I don't know, it's just the way Lorelai said that I can't stop laughing every time I remember it.

-Kirk with his "Howard Dean" speech. HIYAHHH!

-The entire coversation between Lorelai and the store clerk at Victoria's Secret when she was shopping for Trix's underwear. "I better your family seems much better right now, doesn't it?" *lady gives scared whimper and nods*


Just a question: does 'favorite lines' mean favorite funny lines, or does that include lines that were simply wonderful because they were acted well or really heartbreaking or something? Just asking in case I get a non-funny favorite line.

Hiya! First time posting in this thread.

A couple recent lines have popped into my favourites list.

From Girls in Bikinis (closely paraphrased anyway):

L: Just so long as I feel that I have veto power.
R: You have veto power?
L: No, I said I feel as if I have veto power. There's a difference.

And from Tick, Tick, Tick, Boom

Gypsy and Jackson: "Hair! Jinx! You owe me a coke! Jinx again! Jinx! Jinx! Jinx! Jinx! Jinx!" etc

It's already been mentioned but it's a classic, Luke's handful of barbie. And then Emily's "her car looks just like barbie's". Hee.

im giggling over Luke's:

"the guys next door just ran out of crack to sell, so they sent me over to borrow a cup."

from tonights Luke Can See Her Face.

*snerk*

Also from LCSHF:

TJ: The fact is, there is no such thing as a lap...a lap is just an illusion.

I'm sorry these are all old (i think they might actually all be from the first season, but i guess with the first season out on DVD it's kind appropriate), but anyway

Rory: Dean, wait!
Dean: Why?
Rory: Because i love you, you idiot!

O.K, so it's not exactly a funny line, but it still makes me smile (read: Sob) everytime.

Kirk: Hey Luke, does your husband play softball too?

(Kirk running away right after makes it even funnier)

This next one is from the episode where Rory brings home the baby chick, "Case Study N.5" and Lorelai loses it, and then Luke comes over and breaks the lamp trying to catch it).

Lorelai: He said the strangest thing...
Sookie: May i break your lamp?

And just as a bonus my favourite wordless moment from GG (Because the actors are so great sometimes they don't need a witty script) is from the first season episode where Richard ends up in hospital and Lorelai is too frightened to go in the room and she finally does and they just look at each other and it's like their eyes tell each other (and the viewer) everything that didn't need to be said. And then Lorelai (who looks like she is about to cry) goes to say something, but then the doctors come and begin fussy over him, but the whole time he's still looking at Lorelai....great moment.