Approximately 10:20 PM...

Hartmano to Kiefer: "You're not going anywhere alone. I'm not letting you out of my sight."

Shortly thereafter, Hartmano to Kiefer: "You're driving."

The dialogue in that scene with Ramon and Kiefer in the truck just killed me:

"Ramon, I am trained to do this. If I go in myself, I might succeed."

and

"How long?"
"As long as it takes."

(Tony to Kim) Kim, I know it's hard.
(Ironbribes to Palmer) You know I'd bend over backwards to accomodate you.

3-14: "2:00 AM - 3:00 AM," after first commercial break.

Kiefer to Spawn: "Look, I have to debrief Chappelle."

I'm telling ya, that never gets old.

Last night:


Jack: "I'm fine."

Chappelle: "I've gotta cover my ass."

Brother Palmer: "I just got off with CTU."

Yep, I'm 12. And the "debrief" lines? Never get old.

"I don't want the S.W.A.T. guys interrupting us. We've got some work to do."

Haha.

"When he wakes up....do it again!"

bump

"'24' won't be on this week"

Hahaha! Get it? "On"? As in "Get it On". God, I'm hilarious.

A couple quotes from episode 308--

Tony: "Jack's transponder pinpoints his location somewhere east of Las Nieves and just south of the border."

"South of the border?" Ok, kinda hot...coz he's talking about Kiefer. God, I love these writers.

Tony, after being put back in charge of CTU: "No one makes a move unless it goes through me first."

Damn I miss this show...only 3 more days...

Jack: "Knees!"

Velvet and handcuffs and knees. Oh my!

"Knees!" was an instant Hall of Fame inductee.

Knees was quite good. As I watched it, every kieferette around the country could be heard saying "Okay". :-P

Oh my! *fans self* When Kiefer said "Knees" I think my ovaries exploded.

You guys are priceless!

This? Is my new mantra!

That's my new mantra. Oh wait, I don't have ovaries.

David: "Now that I've asked you back, I need you to be a shark."
Sherry: "I can still be, whatever you need me to be."

Chase: "Do what you gotta do, man. Get your head straight, so we can do our work." Hee!

My first attempt at this thread:

Jack: (in regards to Chase and strike team)
"Tell him not to go in hard, Saunders can't see us coming."

That is Golden!

I know this is horrible and I'm a horrible person and I'm going to burn for this one, but I couldn't help but suppress a dirty giggle when I heard this:

Jack: Ryan, get on your knees.

I know that within context, it's tragic, but...

Don't feel bad. When Jack said, "Ryan, come...." I nearly peed my pants. That was before they actually went through with the death though.

Chloe: I like your energy, Kim. Use it.

If you burn in hell then I'll be right with you; when I heard it I thought, 'this sounds like dialog from Oz.'

You know, while I was watching that scene for the first time a little voice in my head said "That is so going to be in the non-sexy sexy thread."

That and Kiefer's breathy sigh of "Oh, Ryan..."



This is funny because Paul Schulze was actually in Oz.

As long as we're speaking of OZ, how about tonight's:

"I have a man at my 6 o'clock."

Hee. Finding out Tony's "long, and somewhat distinguished".

President Palmer to Wayne re: Sherry "you know how much she'd love to have me over a barrel..."

And you could see the glimmer of a faint memory in his eye....

A few non-sexy sexy snippets tonight:

CHLOE to Kim: "Kim, I need you!"
KIM to Chloe: "Well, I'm with Mrs Ortega."

And shortly after:
CHLOE to Kim: "I want you, so please don't make me ask again."

JACK: "I repeat -- Rabens is out!"

BRAD to Tony: "We need you on the floor."

DAVID to Jack: "I put you in an unimaginable position earlier today."

DAVID to Aaron: "Come!"

Might only be Non Sexy Sexy to me, but...

Kiefer: "Tony, he's heading south on Manning"

Just for the record, Kiefer can head south on THIS Manning anytime he wants. Any. Time.

The final exhibit proving my theory of Chloe's secret Kim Crush.

(clamps hands over ears in anticipation of deafening EWWWWW!)

Any chance of anyone saving the options for the poll on these every week? I'm stupid enough to have only found TWoP 8 weeks into season 3 while searching for a Prezzy/Packard scene recap to be severely turned on by, and I missed so many polls...heh. Come on. Please? Someone must have saved them.

eta: Woohoo, I'm a channel surfer! Snaps for me...oh god, I just had to mention something from a movie with Chloe. Okay, I'm gonna go borrow someone's copy.

"Take off your clothes" is too obvious, so I'll go with the following

Kiefer on the phone: "Andrew, what are you wearing?"

Dammit! I forgot to pay extra special attention for dirty lines. I'll have to do that tomorrow.

Driscoll to Jack, "Chloe's opened up a socket for you".

Good one. That line really did smack of phone-sex hoyay.

It's only the first episode, and already Airhead Ditzcoll wants to whip out the Johnson? My, isn't she's the eager one.

This show's gonna have to work a little harder if Alias can have an exchange for Agent Forehead and Agent Seanwise like

"Thanks for coming."
"Thanks for sweating."

Fortunately, the Kiefer has the AllYay! in his favour. We know he can bring it.

"Just take her to the basement and do it"

- MamaTerror to Behru, ordering him to attend to Li'l Debbie.

Nice catch, JoePez. Not sure if this is one, but what the hell.

Maryanne: "I didn't mean to go over your head, Curtis."

and of course, at the end of the episode:

Jack: On your knees!

or how about jack talking to the police officer: "they are yours now control them!"

Sure it is. I immediately thought "non sexy sexy dialogue" when she said it.

CTU agent talking about Chloe: "… she's been in touch with Jack Bauer."

"Jack, don't go in by yourself!"[QUOTE]

This might qualify if it wasn't said by Edgar:

"Just because you overheard my conversation, it doesn't make me your bitch."

Erin: He's doing it.
Audrey: They've okayed me for debriefing.
Heller: I'm incredibly priviledged to have the finest people in the world behind me."
Curtis: There's a technique that's non-invasive.

Ok- this is my first try at this:

Edgar: I may be a little nervous, but if I say I can do it, I can do it!

Jack to DoDer: "We'll cover each other."

hott!

oh, and...

TerrorGringo (to Marianne): "You'll have to set things up on your end."

Jack to SoulPatch: "Why haven't you called me?"

Ah ha! I knew it all along!

SunniLee, that's the EXACT same thing I thought!!

Audrey to Jack and Tony: "How are you two making out?"