Yeah, they pretty much did ALL MICHAEL! ALL THE TIME!! Jeez. And WTF is up with Mary Hart? Why are they shipping her off to all these places? Is that in their budget? Why is she even still there? The rest of them got the hint and left. Isn't she like 60 now? I don't even watch anymore.

I'm tired of them featuring Michael Jackson. All. The. Time. Interviews with mum. Brothers. Dad. Oh wait, let's dig the archives now.. We got *long-lost* interview with mum. Then there are these 'experts' to have their take on the case. Practically take up half the show.

And they don't do it for like for a straight 15 minutes. They spread those 15 minutes throughout the show, beginning, middle, at the wee end, so I can't be naughty to channel-surf in case I miss a little goodie.

Aggh! I was watching ET on VH1 today, and Maria Menounos made me want to barf, with her "we're so sick of 'Jen and Ben'" and "The OC! Hot new cast! Woo!" bullshit. Jumping on the bandwagon of the other entertainment shows (*cough*E! News Live*cough*), are you now? You make me sick. Bastards.

I find those Queen Mary 2 previews frickin' hilarious, especially when Mary's wearing the Kate Winslet hat and says, "my trunks are packed!" complete with faux-Titanic music in the background. This shit cracks me up!

I have no idea what the Queen Mary 2 is (movie? I no longer watch ET) but if there's any chance for it to sink with Mary Hart aboard...I'm all for it. ;)

Exactly whose definition of Entertainment incudes the christening of a ship. Unless Mary falls off and we never hear from her again, I have no idea why ET is covering this.

With all of those stories about cast members of "The Love Boat" on the weekend show, how can they not spend a week promoting their tour of the world's newest cruise ship? Today had a story about the QM2 this morning so I'm not sure how ET has an "exclusive"...maybe at the infotainment show level, since none of the other ones give a crap?

What makes me laugh though is the cheesy Titanic music and theme they have going for this QM2 "exclusive". They do remember what happened at the end of the movie? Hope she brought a life jacket!

Ew... now I just remembered that scene with the hand on the steamy window. Wonder what John Tesh is up to?

BWAH! After I got the image out of my mind I found that to be the funniest thing I read all day.

Forget that do they remember what happened in real life. Why would you mock that. Morons.

I love that because they have that whole Titanic theme, yet they have NOT ONCE compared it to the Titanic.

And now we have to deal with day to day coverage of and about Britney's ex-husband. I hated the first night that they covered it because when they had those anonymous people that were witnesses to the whole affair, the Britney music they were playing was so loud that you couldn't even hear what they were saying!

He is probably still the holier than thou person he has always been.

I was watching Royal Canadian Air Farce last night and they did a spoof on all of the entertainment shows especially ET. They were dressed up as Bob and Mary; I know Luba Goy was playing Mary but I don't know who was playing Bob. They kept informing people what was coming up on the show but never gave any information. "We'll learn what Mr. Spears has to say about the marriage but first Paul Hogan sits down to talk to us about crocodile farms."

They kept going back and forth between "Bob" and "Mary" talking about the same subjects over and over: Britney Spears, MJ, and Steve Irwin. Eventually, as they kept switching subjects and going back and forth from "Mary" to "Bob", less and less "information" was shared. Then "Mary" finally said, "We'll be back with the celebrity birthdays."

Haven't seen "The Amazing 68-Pound Anorexic!" in quite a long time. She didn't die, did she? (Honestly, I'm amazed that one's body wouldn't shut down at 80, 85 pounds.)

People keep saying that ET is the People of entertainment shows, but that isn't necessarily true. It's not called Entertainment People, it's just People, so they can do all the human interest stories they want. ET, however, is called Entertainment Tonight, making it a strictly entertainment show, so in conclusion, ET is lame.

potato ,that Royal Canadian Air Farce skit sound hilarious !I wish i had caught it.

Note to Mary Hart, seen last night in a fashion "reporting" segment with Cojo: girl, you've had one eye lift too many. I was afraid her brow would freeze in permanent surprise mode after one comment.

ET is never more annoying than with their coverage of award shows. The one-on-one rooms are a bit much, but what really gets my goat is the photo-mat thingy. What the fuck is up with that? Who wants to see Charlize Theron make faces with Mary Hart? And seriously, someone has to shoot Cojo. Now. Making not-very-funny catty comments about who dressed best and worst while wearing a hairstyle like that, fuck you. And if I ever have a nightmare about his teeth...

Fess up. Who here had a good laugh when Mary Hart tripped over something while going over to interview Tim Robbins?

I wonder if some of the celebs try to avoid the ET cameras at all costs.

Oh, this is so what I was thinking. Where does he get off being a judge of style and fashion? Get him a mirror and then get him off my television.

Perfectly stated.

*Raises hand* Yes, I'm 12, why do you ask?

Cojo was making fun of Sharon Stone's hair and comparing it to Billy Idol's. I was thinking who the fuck he thinks he is to make fun of anybody's hair when he has that flat-ironed dead animal on top of his head.

What on earth is that animation crap they're doing on ET now? Turning the celebrities' likenesses into cartoon drawings?! I felt like I was watching A-Ha's "Take on Me" video! Except much much worse, with less accurate drawings.

Word. And I saw Cojo on The Today Show Monday morning, and he gave Sarah Jessica Parker the "Audrey Hepburn award" -- WTF? I like SJP, but please she ain't Audrey, no one ever will be IMO. SJP's dress was fugly IMO, and Kristin Davis looked 100 times better than she did.

Cojo honey, please you look like Steven Tyler in drag on crack -- take some style advice from Carson Kressley, even though his picks were similar with Cojo's, Carson still can dress and look better than you can anyday.

One of my VCR tapes broke a few weeks ago, thus making everything on the tape go at a much higher speed. I fast forwarded the broken tape a little bit, and then saw that I had an episode of ET on it. This is exactly what Cojo sounded like: "Grrrrrrrrr GRRR YARRRAAAA! Hibba hibba GRRRRRRUUUUUYEW!"

Is he supposed to be "fun"? I could always tolerate him on Access Hollywood because he was on in minimal doses. Now he simply looks like he's going to eat Mary Hart.

While I wasn't too fond of this, myself, take a look at the AMPAS site; maybe ET is picking up on AMPAS' Oscar® theme:
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Gwahahaha! "'I could have sworn I saw someone jump from the rooftops with TWOP ET Thread written across their shirt,' Sharon Osbourne claims."

I just wish it would have been someone's fist instead of a drink.

BWAH!

I'm sure Matt Lauer agrees with you ~

Did anyone see the interview with Monica Bellucci last night?

My opinion is: if you can't pronounce Anti-Semitism, you should not be discussing it.

A lot of people say that Monica Bellucci is gorgeous, etc., but I didn't think she was that pretty. She has sea lamprey mouth.

ST in drag on crack would look better than BloJo, IMO.

Hee! I missed it--what did she say, basically?



God, word. I can only tolerate that thing (I refuse to believe he is human) for less than three minutes before I begin to twitch. If Cojo and Mary Hart had anymore collective collagen and botox, their faces would begin to melt.

ETA: Wait, I think they already are melting.

That the movie did not promote "anti-semiticism", I forget exactly what else she said, I think it was that many people know that only a few people killed Jesus or something like that.

And word to everyone who is ragging on Cojo, he is sooooo annoying. What are his credentials anyway? I can't believe he is even qualified to criticize anyone.

After three months, they are FINALLY having a "58 Pound Anorexic" update. It's going to be on this Wednesday.

Oh, yeah. I saw that obnoxious preview. Paraphrasing: "Hey, whatever happened to the 58-pound anorexic? Watch how she helps another anorexic." I'm sorry, but how can she possibly help another anorexic?

Cojo is a fucking moron--not like we didn't know that already. I hope everyone witnessed the glittery silver piece of crap (complete with a scarf) that he was wearing when he was doing his Oscar Fashion thing. I want to pull his fiercely highlighted hair. He makes Ryan Seacrest look butch.

How crass can they be to still call her "the 58 pound anorexic"?

I saw Cojo at the Oscars, he looked like utter crap. He and Joan Rivers ought to team up, it would condense their insulting. Cojo needs to find a better look than the "gay Steven Tyler on crack" look.

Oh my GOD yes. Cojo is the male (is he even male?) Joan Rivers, hands down. They're both in love with themselves, both wear hideous things and make fun of others clothes to make what they're wearing look good, and they've both had 30 pounds of plastic implanted into their ugly, stretched-out faces. *Breathe, breathe*

What is with Mary Hart's outfits these past few days? She looks like she's dressing in the dark. Is Cojo not doing his job?

And speaking of Cojo, we haven't seen him lately. But he's going to be on the Queen Mary with Nicole Kidman. Boo-urns.

Did you see the one the other night?
Cow print skirt, pink jacket, black necklace and horn rimmed glasses.
I think Paula Abdul is giving her fashion advice!

God, yes! What a travesty!

Wonder why she's trying to look younger all of a sudden. She comes back from a three-week vacation and BOOM! She suddenly dressing all "trendy".

Maybe it's time to let her retire. She's been there for 22 years. Let Jann Carl take over. She's 1000x less annoying than Mary.

Paula's got to be sharing her "manicure incident" meds with whoever is dressing Mary. They have been extremely fugly all week. And the glasses have got to go... she just looks weird. I hope Cojo comes out of nowhere and slams her with a "worst dressed" award.

Maybe Mary had an eye infection? I also wondered about the glasses.

Wait -- did I just hear that Jermaine Jackson has a son named Jer-majesty?

Do these people realize that their kids will be going to school someday???

Aww I kinda like them. It was a sorta anti glam look. I'd rather see than than for her to try and dress like she was 20. And she reminded me of Bonnie Hunt.

I'm starting to hate ET's habit of ruining shows by basically showing everything that's going to happen.

For instance, they showed clips of this show that's going to be on Lifetime about a guy proposing to his girlfriend and then it gets revealed that they are going to get married that very night. Well, ET ended up showing the parts that basically give away everything that's going to happen! I wasn't planning on watching this show anyway, but I think it's so stupid that they ruined the chance for Lifetime to get good ratings for the show by showing parts that were intended to be suspensful.

Is Maria still dating Vin Diesel? They seemed really chummy in their interviews......
Also, where's Chris Booker? Dude annoyed me to no end but I'm just curious.

Probably recovering from the shock that J. Lo got married. (Booker is dating J.Lo's sister).

Good Lord. Mary Hart is all about the Reagans. Gee, you're close personal friends with Nancy, aren't you? Ugh. I hate MournWhores like Mary & Katie Couric. Just let someone have a tragedy and quit forcing yourself into the situation.

Haven't I read that cOJO has left ET.?