Man... I used to LOVE that outfit. It makes me sad when I think of how jealous I was of their clothes.



I know I did. Because my mum stole them and still wears them to this day.

I saw the ridonkulous Jesse/Becky wedding episodes last night. Ugh. I think my leasdt favorite thing about those episodes was that Jesse told Joey to marry Becky, in case anything went wrong with the skydiving. I mean, really? Who would ever say something like that?

Did he mean for Joey to marry her before or after he met his untimely demise in the skydiving?

I'm embarrassed to admit this but I really wanted DJ's phone that looked like a pair of lips.

kariyaki, I too harbored that secret shame. Didn't they also have one of those phones that were clear plastic so you could see all of the internal wires and such? I deeply coveted one of those.

And IIRC, those phones were like the number one top prizes in elementary school fund raisers, lol.

Wow. Flashback to the magazine campaigns of public school. *shudder*

The Jesse/Becky wedding eps are so cheese filled. Becky had the worst hair ever in those eps. (before she married Jesse, go figure). Although, I always get misty when Jesse starts singing "Forever." I may or may not have the mp3. (Okay, I do!)

After, I imagine. Ugh. Can you imagine not only not getting to marry Jesse, but having to marry Joey on top of that? Wouldn't that be adding massive insult to injury?

It's two mullets for the price of one!

You have the Olsen Twins! Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

They did have one of the see through wire-y phones, because [small voice]I got one to be like them.[/sv] I was about the same age as Stephanie when the show was airing originally and I thought she was the coolest thing ever.

The real Olsen Twins dolls are cree-pay...

Yep, that's why I had two. I bought the first one myself and then my best friend gave me one for my birthday so I'd have "twins." (Oh, the shame...)

They are going up on a Large, Nationally-Known Auction Site as soon as I get them cleaned up a bit. Those things sell for like 30 bucks!

When I accidentally clicked a banner ad on this very site, where would I end up but here.
A site filled with pictures of people looking altogether too shiny and happy.
Including her.
I think she looks no different than when she was on FH, which is good for her, but a little scary for me.

"Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad..!!"

Cannot. Get. This. Outta. My. Head! That ep. was on yesterday and it gives birth to the biggest earworm, lol. I gotta wonder, though...where did the girls get the matching outfits, and who the heck dressed Michelle up like a whore? lol..

Wow, Lori looks great! But I tend to stay far, far away from WB shows ;)

Double Wow! at Lori -- and I had no idea she is from Queens. Cool.

I noticed that Queens thing too, but in her bio, they say she was born and raised in Hauppauge. The hell? Not even close to Queens!

On the Jesse/Becky wedding episode, they showed baby & childhood pictures of John Stamos and Lori Loughlin. She was a cute baby and a beautiful girl. I'm not surprised she still looks fantastic. She's probably never had an ugly day in her life.

It almost makes me hate her. So who else is going to watch Summerland just to see Lori? Don't make me be the only one.

Not only is Lori's "Summerland" show starting today, but the dvd of her "Back to the Beach" comes out today too (one of my favorite 80's movies evah.)

I'll watch a few minutes of Summerland. I know I'm going to be disappointed when nobody says "have mercy!" each and every episode.

While watching the "Ranger Roy hyperventilates" episode today, I noticed "Ranger Roy" is none other than MORTY SEINFELD! I just don't know what to think about that.

Ranger Roy also happens to be "Cheese Man" Moran from the Golden Girls episodes when Rose was dating an Organized Crime Lord while Miles was in Amishland.

I am ashamed to admit that I positively laughed my ass off when Danny did the emergency substitution in the opening song for Ranger Roy. His facial expressions were hilarious.

Has anyone ever given any thought to how weird it would be to be a viewer of Wake Up San Francisco? I mean, seriously, how normal is it for the two hosts of the talk show to be living together, not married, but in fact cohabitating with both of their respective families, as well as with a weird guy with a mullet that lives in one of the host's daughter's old bedrooms? And when Danny lands all these random gigs, like today's episode when he hosted the "My Favorite Twin" show, and Becky's kids just happened to win? Am I the only one that smells something fishy? Or am I the only one that has absolutely no life?

As for the clothing issue, I was just thinking the other day that it was two days in a row that I saw Michelle in the same outfit, a red tshirt and denim pants with red trimming of some sort. And she always used to wear those stupid jumpsuits that button up the front that were about three feet wide between the knees and the chest. Every time she ran in or out of the room she looked like she was about to take flight. Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen in fact are only 9 days away from officially (read: legally) becoming millionaires. They take control of their company/corporation/conglomerate, Dualstar, on June 13. The perverts must be coming out of the woodworks.

And imagine how some of the segments must have looked to the 'viewers' at home? Odd family members running in and out, people singing songs and then making up words to fit the family crisis that had to happen RIGHT THEN!? (Because no one could wait till Daddy was off the air....)

I was thinking the same thing when I was watching that twin episode today. Wouldn't relatives of the hosts be excluded from participating in the competition? It seems a bit suspicious when Becky's kids win and Danny's nieces come in second (and how annoying were those girls?). So yeah, I also have no life.

If I were Stephanie or Michelle I would be pissed that I had to share a room so freakin' Joey could have his own room. I know this has been said many a time on this thread, but: Joey get your disgusting, mulleted, woodchuck ass out of the Tanner house!

Yes, I know the show ended 9 years ago and is, in fact, fictional, but I can't help but feel strongly about this issue.

John and Lori haven't age at all.

*cough* Botox! *cough*

Actually, I saw Lori on TV a while ago with a lot of wrinkles around her eyes. Maybe it was pre-Botox?

After Jesse and Becky moved up to the attic, why was it so damn important that Joey move out of the basement, anyway? I know Jesse set up his studio down there, but gimme a break...nobody wants Joey living in plain view upstairs!

I've always wondered about that, too, ChinkyGirl. Why did they all of a sudden need the whole basement for the studio? It's not like Jesse and Becky were displacing the studio by moving into the attic - there was nothing up there to begin with anyway.

And even before Becky got pregnant, I think Jesse should have definitely rented out a place outside of the Tanner house for his studio. Staying at one place too much can really kill someone.

And it's not as if he'll get any work done with a bunch of bratty trolls hanging around the house.

I recently saw MK&A on Oprah. They seemed very nervous. I felt kind of sorry for them. It was pretty lame, though.

From what I've seen, MK&A don't really interview well. Even back when they were very small I saw them on a few things and they were nothing like one would expect "child stars" to be -- precocious to the point of being irritating, having an arsenal of rehearsed "cute" lines to dish out at appropriate times. They always seemed like two regular little kids who were only doing the interview because they had to. They seemed to behave like a non-acting, average child would behave if put in the same situation. Maybe this speaks well of their parents' job of sheltering them from "the business" and keeping them semi-normal? I don't know....but I saw them recently on Regis and Kelly and they still seemed rather shy and reserved.

Ok, maybe I'm naive, but dude... where did they STORE stuff? I know they sold some stuff in the attic that was Danny's.. but.. Christmas decorations? winter clothes? baby albums? anyone? Every nook and cranny in that place was stuffed with people.

Oh Joey.. how I loathe thee. Oh and Steve's hair. Love Steve. Hate the hair. Oh and the wholesomeness that is Steve.. I wanted him to be more like a teenage boy.

YourDensity, just like how on "Full House", the only one that ever used the toilet was Michelle, you're not supposed to question things like that! Hell, maybe they didn't need photo albums and the like, since they had such vivid flashbacks every other season. ;)

Saw one of my favorite episodes today -- the one with Stephanie's dance troupe and the godawful "Motownphilly" dance. I love, love, LOVE this episode! It may be the only episode from one of the later seasons that I laughed through. Not because of any of the scripted jokes -- but the Motownphilly dance, the outfits, and of course, the "She's daaaaaancin!" routine tickle me to death. Maybe I'm easily amused. Or maybe it was just so horrible it's hilarious. Why the hell did they keep trying to make those people sing? If I wasn't so busy laughing, I'd probably take a moment to pity Candace Cameron, for that number and the "Lollipops and Gummy Bears" number from the We Love Our Children Telethon '90 episode. Oh well.

As for MK & A, I used to feel awful for them when I'd see them in interviews, especially when their parents were in the midst of that divorce. It wasn't that they seemed reserved to me...it was deeper than that. Almost withdrawn. When they were on Arsenio(I think), they looked positively miserable to be there. I'm not saying they should have been plastic and pageant-ish like a lot of other stage kids -- or even like stage kids at all, but the ability to carry on a conversation doesn't make you a stage kid. They used to sit through a lot of interviews in almost completely dead silence. Hell for the interviewer and the audience, and probably the girls as well. They're a little more relaxed now, but I get the feeling they don't quite know how to be themselves on camera -- though, granted, those are probably the only parts they've never really HAD to play on camera.

And the twins used the bathroom too! IIRC, when they were potty training, both Michelle and the boys (or one of them) would carry a newspaper into the bathroom...that just sort of squicked me out for some reason, lol.

Oh Gawd...Dave Cool-Not in that white tux last night...with his mullet...I puked in my mouth and not just a little!

Boy, she thought she was rockin' that song, didn't she?



I'd rather see an interview with them than with that Derek kid.

Speaking of Derek, I just have to report that I spent a good portion of last night imitating him singing "Yankee Doodle" in the car yesterday, both cracking up and annoying my boyfriend ;D

I absolutely loathed that kid. He over enunciated eh-ver-rey sing-gal word-uh. Drove me nuts. And he always acted as though there was a shotgun trained on him: "It acts and it OVERacts or it gets the hose again!" Sigh.

He never seemed like a normal kid. And don't get me started about his "Don't Go Breakin' My Heart" duet with the girl with the abnormally red (coughDYEJOBcough) hair.

Wow, I never realized how much that character drove me crazy. Hope the actor actually had a normal childhood.

Goddamn, now that song is going to be stuck in my head all day.

Maybe that's because he was so flamingly GAY!

Has anyone seen this interview with Lori "Aunt Becky" Loughlin?

Some interesting tidbits:They laughed. Laughed! Did they not listen very closely to the lyrics?

Excellent point, though I'd rather get punched in the face than deal with Derek. Good lord...everything about that child annoyed me. Everything, mind you, from the actual scenes he was in, to while I was watching, having to deal with my mother turning around EVERY time he came on screen and asking "Hey, is that one of those Culkins?"

And can I just say, for the record, that neither he nor Michelle should have been Yankee Doodle in that stupid-ass play? He had more vibrato than Carmen Rasmusen on American Idol. But they swore to whatever evil minion they worshipped on that show that the boy was talented. They SHOULD have let Denise have the part, dammit. She wouldn't have done anything but stand there and cheez at the audience, which would have been just fine with me. Anything to keep the tone-deaf Olsens and Derek the rainbow M&M away from the song-and-dance numbers.

If y'all think the Lollipops and Gummy Bears song is bad to have stuck in your head, I am currently jamming to "I Am The Cute One". People saaaaaay we're two peas in a pod...and that we look like each otherrrrrr...there's something that they forgottttttt...

Hey, I'm trying to eat, here!

[small voice]I think, if I were so inclined as to go digging through my storage boxes in the attic, I might still be able to find the MK&A cassette tape with that song on it.[/small voice]

Don't forget when Joey locked himself in the bathroom for quite a while. Joey by himself is squicky, but NakedJoey? PeeingJoey? JerkingItJoey? Wrong in so many ways. He should have NEVER been shown near the bathroom.

It's taken me this long to figure out how OFTEN they use the following (unfunny) scenario in each episode.

Character overhears a conversation.
Character agrees with the last thing said.
Hysterical soundtrack laughter.
Character "What did I just agree to/say/etc.?"
More hysterical laughter.

'Cause, you know, this is just too funny for words.

Thanks for loading me up with those images. *shudder*

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Aw, I worked with Kathryn Zaremba about eight years ago after her stint on GH and she was one of the coolest kids I've ever met. And this is coming from someone who really doesn't like children. Anyway, before FH she did about a million different productions of, you guessed it, Annie including the off Broadway production of Annie Warbucks. I thought she had a great voice.

Yeah, seriously..those Joey images are too much for the morning. Back to the basement with you, Joey, so we don't have to imagine what you're up to!

I hate Joey as much as the next guy, but I did find myself laughing last night at the "They're doing their taxes" scene. I think that's the only Joey moment that I have ever liked.