Holy poopoly....I'M LOVING THIS! charred stumps - hee!

Michelle's such a good girl. She cauterized those wounds.

"You ALWAYS stand up for Michelle, DAD!"

Wow. I'm watching a Full House rerun and I feel kind of dirty. Because my first thoughts were Joey/Danny slash and Michelle killing everyone. Ew.

Regis and Kelly announced today that the Stamos's are seperating. Color me not surprised. I wonder who wanted to walk around the table backwards first.

Now this is where Dave Coulier's website could potentially come in handy. Too bad he doesn't list cast members' home addresses.

Damn you Joey!

What's the site?

News on the BreakUp (John S and Rebecca)

Ew. That's not HoYay! that's HoNo!

Yeah, Joey,having your date cancelled sure is right up there on the list of things that suck, just below getting your face sliced off. Sheesh, Michelle, have a heart here! Not that!

That's sad that John and Rebecca broke up.

I saw the episode where Joey takes Michelle and friends to a bar for their science field trip. He wanted to see the Super Bowl, so he let them wander around the bar, which led to their destroying of an entire entertainment system, which led to the people in the bar to not be able to watch the game.

That's kind of rude. And irresponsible. In real life, I don't think the bar patrons would be all politely bemused and that they'd amicably agree to go watch the game at some random house. They'd probably kick you the hell out, after charging you a hefty fine for breaking the whole freaking TV system.

Also, how inconsiderate can you get, not letting your niece hold a proper meeting with the woman deciding whether or not she's getting a scholarship to college because you have to watch the Super Bowl, which is being taped anyway? Of course, everything worked out peachy in the end and DJ got the scholarship, but still.

In conclusion, I hate Joey.

Is it normal to have a scholarship interview in the applicants house? Don't the scholarship people have offices or something?

I've never heard of a REAL scholarship interview (or college interview, as often happens in other shows) being conducted at the home of the applicant. They usually take place at the school or the sponsoring organization's office.

Yes, but then you would have a plot that actually makes logistical sense. And for Full House, that just won't do.

I remember a Sweet Valley High book that dealt with having a scholarship interview at home. But then, they were illogical too, so what am I saying?

Topic: Full House really forced you to stretch your disbelief, eh?

D.J. and Steve making out in the front seat of a cement mixer, then kicking it into gear, not even realizing it, and having wet cement pour its way into your house via the smashed window? Yep, belief hath been stretchèd.

ETA: It would have been funny, though, if D.J. and Steve were making out IN the cement mixer, like it said before the edit.

And would they really meet on a Sunday?

You know, I've been watching the earlier episodes lately and I noticed that DJ was well on her way to becoming a spectacular bitch. I wonder what made them decide she should be so goody-goody. She would have been a lot cooler the other way.

I may be able to answer that. They talk about Kirk Cameron in Growing Pains thread. In 1989, the whole Cameron family became religious Christians. In one ep, DJ gets in trouble because she takes a beer from a guy calling it stupid and Uncle Jesse thinks it's hers. (She is cleared by the end.) At 1st, the script said DJ should drink some, but CC said no way. On Gp, Kirk changed his character, became holier than thou, some writers quit, and he made people mad. This is just speculation, but maybe Candace made DJ a goody goody since she was so religious. Of course, later she played a bad witch on Boy Meets world, and cussed in a movie, so I don't know.

Tonight Uncle Jessee didn't know anything about basketball, or who Kareem Abdul-Jammar was. But in season 1, when Kirk C came, he watched the Lakers game with everyone and knew the players (and Kareem was playing.) Joey had taped game, and knew what was going to happen, and made predictions and bets with Jess. So he knew about bball then.
At 9, Becky could not sing at all. But in earlier seasons, she could. Continuity, whats's that ?

Edited cause Cameron doesn't have a M at the end.

"Funny" would have been woefully inadequate to describe that. That would have set a new standard for sitcom humor.

The episode with the cement mixer required the suspension of so many beliefs. Come on... DJ and Steve didn't hear the cement mixer turning, crashing into the house, or pouring cement into the house? And Jesse's (?) first reaction to cleaning up the mess was trying to fill drawers full of cement? Who wrote this episode, a monkey?

Whoa, I think that Super Bowl ep. was the only one I don't remember..or don't recall watching 3 times, like another poster mentioned, lol. There are always episodes like that!

I don't know about those Scholarship interviews. A friend of mine had a college interview for Brown at the home of the interviewer, who then proceded to breast-feed her child throughout the conversation. Hey, she got in.

That poor kitchen window never had a chance. First Stephanie drove the car through it and then it got the cement mixer.

I think the wheels came off the bus on realism with the 9 people living in the house with space for a basement, 2 floors, an attic apartment (with 4 rooms!) and a huge backyard with enough space for an elephant, a boat and a car.

Thanks, sallyiscool. That makes perfect sense. I knew KC became very religious, but I didn't know CC did as well.


And a cement mixer!

Yea, she did. That's all speculation, but it seems to be a good guess.

I have never seen the whole Super Bowl Ep. I have seen after they are all at the den, DJ is getting ready, and Uncle Jessee is boring kids with hair stuff. I have to see the bar part to see how cheesy it is.
It starts all over next week with 1st ep.

There was a Super Bowl episode of Full House? I totally don't remember that one.

Yeah, there was. Joey was supposed to take Michelle's class on a science field trip. Instead, he took them to the bar to watch the Super Bowl. It was discussed a few pages back.

Stupid Indiana. I hate living here. They don't change for daylight savings, so FH is on at 5 and 8. I can't get used to it, and I keep missing it. I saw the finale last week at noon (11 here), but it was just the first half. Anyone know when the second half will be?

A Valentine's Day episode was on tonight. On it, Michelle was in third grade and had a dance at school within her class and during school hours. WTF? Is this bizarre to anyone else?

Anyone remember Mrs. Carruthers, the woman who had a massive crush on Joey? She was always trying to stick her tongue down his throat. Ew, why would anyone want to do that?

I remember the episode where Joey substitute taught Michelle's class and she and her friends were horrible to him, demanding that he be funny instead of teaching the lessons that the teacher left to cover. I wanted to smack Michelle in that one. I remember Joey did the trick where he sucked the egg into the bottle at the end. I should try that when I sub sometime.

I was listening a little closer to the theme song. Some of the lyrics are just bizarre. "Everywhere you look... there's a heart, a hand to hold on to." Severed body parts lying around? Gross!

Why do I not remember either this episode or this discussion? Temporary brain fart, I guess.

Ahh, Mrs. Carruthers. I kept forgetting to bring her up! I liked her sometimes...at times she could be funny. I never got her intense desire to grab or look at Joey's butt though. Yuck. As a side note, has anyone seen her on Match Game? Pretty funny!



Hey, there were severed body parts lying around in "The Wrath of Michelle"...maybe the song was the inspiration? ;)

Oh dear lord. It's the "Ace of Base" episode. Why do I always laugh hysterically when Steph and her little band totally blow it on stage? Why am I finding such glee in their failure? Is that a bad thing?

The Ace of Base episode is easily the best Full House ever. I wish I taped it for posterity. Rewind! Blown it! Rewind! Blown it again! Rewind until the tape wears thin and ratty!

Why is Kimmy in Stephanie's band? I thought Stephanie couldn't stand her.

Heh, when they screw up, it is pretty funny. Like you can screw up "The Sign."

http://www.jodiesweetin.net/info/wedding.php

Have yall ever seen pictures from Jodie Sweetin's wedding ?? Check out this page. The cast was there, Candace was matron of honor, and her daughter was the flower girl.

Yay! I get to catch the Ace of Base episode on the west coast Nick! Thanks for the heads up ;)

I vaguely remember this episode, but it wasn't so bizarre. I had these little crappy "dances" during class in elementary school - it's just that we didn't call them "dances". Someone put on music, people were expected to dance, yet nobody ever did.

Hee! "The Wrath of Michelle" really messes with your head!

I hadn't seen the wedding pictures...wow! She looks so much older! Love the bridesmaid gown (esp. on Candace!)

I did see the shower pix from Candace's site. Why were she and Lori wearing jeans at Jodie's shower? Just me?

Jodie's husband is hot! Oh and she's pretty too, so grown up the both of them.

I can't put up with the Mrs. Caruther's character because all I hear is Mrs. Krabapple when she speaks! I just wait to hear the "Ha!" thing she does on Simpsons. That and the fact that I had a teacher in elementary school whose name was Mrs. Caruthers and she was older with red hair. It's scary yall.

That would be because the woman who played Mrs. Caruthers is the same person who did/does the voice of Mrs. Krapabel--Marcia Wallace (who was also on Bob Newhart's first sitcom)!

No. No, it isn't.

Aww, to Jodie getting married. Aww, to Uncle Jesse and Mystique divorcing. I thought they would be together "Forever, forever, I would be happy loving you." (bitchin' shred guitar solo, dancing through candles with his baby boys)

I think she knew that, lannie. Anyway, Marcia Wallace was quite the comedic actress in her time, and, yes, it's really funny to see her on the Match Game, yet weird when you see how much weight she's gained!

Gosh, I hope not because I really enjoy watching the little bitches bomb after being so nasty to Uncle Jesse and thinking "We don't need practice -- we're perfect." OK, I guess I hate Stephanie a little bit more than one should hate a character, but she was such a bitch in that episode.

RE: Fan fic stuff -- Someone sent me a link to a site because of my love of "Full House", "Saved by the Bell" and other cheese and it turned out to be really nasty stuff -- Joey comes home and rapes all three girls -- at different times -- don't know why they couldn't all just gang up on him and beat him to death. Another one involved poor Kelly Kapowski from SBTB and I just stopped reading when I figured it out.

This was not what I had in mind when I told the friend I enjoyed fan fic and slash stories and I let her know this was just disturbing.

Spoilered above for filthy offensive crap.

What? No link?

I think that's so sweet that CCB was JS maid of honour. I loved the show as a kid, so its good to see that they all still appear to be close. Nicky and Alex weren't there though!

They needed a keyboard player and Kimmy was the only one Uncle Jesse knew (and by that I mean she's probably the only one he knew willing to play in Girl Talk).

I also saw grown-up Jodie Sweetin on Scott Weinger's "Switched Up" episode. Time has been kind to her - she looks good.

Oh, I know. Why was she so awful and mean? Was it because Jesse made them practice instead of "taking five" to go to the mall and work on their "look?" He would probably know a little more about that stuff than her since he is in a band. And when she got all mouthy, the audience did the patented "Oooooooh."

The nose job and boob job helped.

Saying that, I think she has grown up to be a stunning woman. She was an OK looking young kid, but when she hit about 10 she started to get a lot prettier, and thankfully for her, puberty treated her kindly.

Did she really??

How do I not figure these things out!?

What happened to Jodie Sweetin's plans for acting on that web soap? I remember reading some interview with John Loprieno (who played Cord on One Life To Live), and he had her lined up for his internet soap opera.

On CC's site someone asks her if she knows what the twins are up to b/c she says she stays in touch with all the cast, and she says that she has no contact with them.

Awww that's sad. It must suck to be the only cast members that are excluded. Then again, they were only three or four when the show ended so it would be hard to bond with them.

How goregous are CC kids though?

I have to respectfully disagree with that. I actually think she suffered seriously from what I like to politely call an ''awkward stage." Hey, it happens to the best of us. I remember looking at her when she was about 12 or so and saying, "Damn, she used to be such a cute little girl. Ouch." But I think she successfully grew out of it, which is great, some kids don't.

I find it funny that Steph's band shares the name of a cheesy board game that I knew all too well and played throughout elementary school, lol.

That said, their version of "The Sign" was way too cheesy - I haven't seen this ep. in awhile, and to me it just sounded like folk music, lol. Kimmy's keyboard rhythms and their awful chicken voices cracked me up!