ChinkyGirl
Apr 10, 2004 @ 11:57 pm
Come on now...there are seriously people out there that are obsessed with Full House? Other than that creepy site (Pam's Corner, anyone?), I thought we were pretty bad, lol.
Even though it's not a catchphrase, I still shudder at Stephanie's use of the term "eye crispies".
healing fish
Apr 11, 2004 @ 12:01 am
Oh, fuck. Just what I needed to be reminded of.
I wouldn't be surprised if there were Full House groupies. There are probably people who throw their panties at Dave Coulier when he walks by.
I'll be right back. I need to go throw up.
Mangetical Anji
Apr 11, 2004 @ 12:29 am
ChinkyGirl, anywhere on the internet, you can find just about any fandom for any random thing, with at least 100 members. Or haven't you found the furry community yet? :)
On topic: I sort of adore Stephanie, for her snark. I always thought she brought the best snark.
Screamie
Apr 11, 2004 @ 2:11 am
Along with nerdbomber was the equal Geek Burger.
Don't forget cheesehead!
healing fish
Apr 11, 2004 @ 5:49 am
Or haven't you found the furry community yet?
Isn't that people who get off on dressing up as animals?
ChinkyGirl
Apr 11, 2004 @ 12:52 pm
ChinkyGirl, anywhere on the internet, you can find just about any fandom for any random thing, with at least 100 members. Or haven't you found the furry community yet? :)
I'm aware of that...guess I'm just in denial to think that something that plagued my childhood is now the subject of fantasy for many. ;)
Hell, I don't even want to
look for the furry community online. I've had enough exposure from that episode of CSI ;)
jw7579
Apr 11, 2004 @ 2:53 pm
I went to that Full House Forever site (God help me!) and came across this Full House Memory:
(Jesse tucked Stephanie in....)
Stephanie: Uncle Jesse,tell us a bedtime story.
Jesse: Uncle Jesse doesn't not know any bedtime stories
Stephanie: Yes he does.
Jesse: No he doesn't
Stephanie: Yes he does.
Jesse: No he doesn't
Stephanie: (pretending to cry. Rubbing her eyes) Yes he doesssssss
Jesse: I'll make one up!
Wasn't it Michelle that did this?
And speaking of fan fiction, on
Fan Fiction Dot Net, there are some "interesting" stories (four pages worth!), such as:
- What if Michelle dies in "Michelle Rides Again"? How will the family deal?
- Many blanks filled from series finale, like why Michelle's in own bed when she recovers memory - earlier time home, gradual recovery, one person recalled for a time, will struggle some with it
- jesse becomes a bunjee jumper to get his mind of becky and the twins after they divorce and becky gets custody of the twins and jesse moves away
- D.J. resorts to harsh measures when nearly 5YO Michelel's language gets really rude again;
- Steph, 15, goes wild over meeting Johnathan Taylor Thomas, is ashamed to tell Caleb. I tie up loose ends on Gia, Kimmy, RKORadio's Sam in the TVU timeline after discussing whim how it would go
There was also one that I read on the same site that was Danny/Joey slash. Read at your own risk.
TheCustomOfLife
Apr 11, 2004 @ 3:11 pm
Danny/Joey slash? That's worse than the time I found a poster of David Hasselhoff naked with some dogs. Ew ew and more ew.
healing fish
Apr 11, 2004 @ 3:18 pm
Wasn't it Michelle that did this?
Sadly enough, it was Stephanie. I only remember that because that annoying-ass voice is whining away in my head right now.
TheCustomOfLife
Apr 11, 2004 @ 3:33 pm
God, don't forget the "Joey is a pedophile" fan-fiction. It ends with Michelle shooting herself. What the hell kind of people write these things?
This other one was funny, and very tongue-in-cheek. Here's the description:
Michelle pulls a massacre on her family, and learns a valuable lesson about why killing people isn't nice
healing fish
Apr 11, 2004 @ 3:47 pm
God, don't forget the "Joey is a pedophile" fan-fiction. It ends with Michelle shooting herself. What the hell kind of people write these things?
This is starting to get interesting.
Aranna
Apr 11, 2004 @ 4:15 pm
I can't believe that from the time I was four until I was nine (which, by the way, was AFTER THE SHOW ENDED) I would not miss this show. Ever. I think back on it now and wonder why someone didn't shoot me for throwing hissy fits when I missed The Cheesiest Show Ever To Hit Airwaves...
and Dave Coulier needs to just...quietly...die
ChinkyGirl
Apr 11, 2004 @ 4:23 pm
There was also one that I read on the same site that was Danny/Joey slash. Read at your own risk.
Did it involve them in drag and in a jail cell?
Michelle pulls a massacre on her family, and learns a valuable lesson about why killing people isn't nice
HOW RUUUUDE!
TheCustomOfLife
Apr 11, 2004 @ 4:26 pm
This is starting to get interesting.
Michelle was drunk when she did it. Yeah, it wasn't just "Good riddance! Michelle's gone!" I mean, it was twisted stuff.
Did it involve them in drag and in a jail cell?
Heh. Oh, Mylanta!
Do you seriously, really really want to know?
It involved the girls going away on a camping trip or something, and then it laid in with the meaningless, gratuitous slash. After a bit I felt ashamed to have read it and I closed it out.
ChinkyGirl
Apr 11, 2004 @ 4:30 pm
Ahhhhhhh!! I didn't want to know! ;)
That fanfic site is too hilarious! I never had a greater urge to check out a site like this until now. Check out what Michelle writes to Pam before Danny gets married to Vicky:
Dear Mommy,
Daddy loves someone new and he says that you're not coming home. Daddy told me that someday I'll understand and that you wouldn't want him to be alone. I hope you're not mad at him, Mommy. He just needs someone to love like he loved you. She's a real nice lady, but she's not you, Mommy. And no matter what she will never take your place. She'll just be filling in for you. And I'll never love anybody as much as I love you, Mommy, no matter how many mommie's I have. Mommy, please come home soon. I miss you.
Love,
Michelle
WTF?!
healing fish
Apr 11, 2004 @ 4:31 pm
Holy fucking shit. That's just wrong.
meaningless, gratuitous slash
You mean there's another kind?
Reny Sue
Apr 11, 2004 @ 4:34 pm
Someone wrote a fic with DJ and Joey being involved! That's just gross on so many levels. Yet belivable for Joey.
sunny605
Apr 11, 2004 @ 4:35 pm
A possible FH movie? Oh Mylanta, I can finally sleep at night!!!
healing fish
Apr 11, 2004 @ 4:36 pm
Wow. All they need now is slash with Comet.
TheCustomOfLife
Apr 11, 2004 @ 4:40 pm
God, I thought all the other slash combinations were enough for my imagination. I wouldn't put it past the "Joey is a pedophile" fanfic, though.
ChinkyGirl
Apr 11, 2004 @ 4:50 pm
What's next? Kiddie porn with baby Michelle and Howie?
healing fish
Apr 11, 2004 @ 5:01 pm
Oh, sweet Jesus.
ultimategirl
Apr 11, 2004 @ 5:35 pm
Michelle pulls a massacre on her family, and learns a valuable lesson about why killing people isn't nice
This would have been the best episode ever.
As for the Danny/Joey slashfic, that's clearly impossible. In order for them to hook up one of them would have to have some balls.
Silversword
Apr 11, 2004 @ 5:37 pm
wow, you guys. I am seriously disturbed knowing that that kind of fanfic exixts. Ok, that Full House fanfic exists at all. Gross! Anyway, I am confused about something. Which episode was it that they walked around the table? And why? For a wedding? For some reason, I thought DJ and her boyfriend, Steve, got married. But I am obviously wrong. Or am i? hmm.
TheCustomOfLife
Apr 11, 2004 @ 6:11 pm
I distinctly remember Comet getting married to another dog. I'm not sure if that's the wedding, though.
Mangetical Anji
Apr 11, 2004 @ 6:36 pm
I remember that, too,
TheCustomofLife.
Yay to me, for opening a can of worms that should have been left unopened.
As for the Danny/Joey slashfic, that's clearly impossible. In order for them to hook up one of them would have to have some balls.
I could see Uncle Jesse pinning Danny against the wall and making him his bitch, though.
TheCustomOfLife
Apr 11, 2004 @ 6:48 pm
Stop making me want to go and actually read the thing to see how it turns out. It'll be detrimental to my health and well-being. :(
Mine All Mine
Apr 11, 2004 @ 6:52 pm
I can't bring myself to read the fanfic. I'll have nightmares.
healing fish
Apr 11, 2004 @ 7:01 pm
This thread has suddenly become a dark, scary place. :)
vagirl2468
Apr 11, 2004 @ 7:38 pm
I could see Uncle Jesse pinning Danny against the wall and making him his bitch, though.
I would love to see that happen!
OMG, I'm reading Full House fanfics and replying to the Full House thread at the same time! What the hell is happening to me?
I NEED MAJOR HELP!
Mangetical Anji
Apr 11, 2004 @ 8:47 pm
This thread has suddenly become a dark, scary place. :)
Haven't you learned by now that TWOP is just a dark, scary place, full of people like us?
Best story description at fanfiction.net: "jesse becomes a bunjee jumper to get his mind of becky and the twins after they divorce and becky gets custody of the twins and jesse moves away"
My journalist's mind has thusly exploded.
kakistos
Apr 11, 2004 @ 8:52 pm
The only acceptable fanfics are one where Joey dies. And possibly any that involve Jesse and myself.
Is that wrong?
OMG, I'm reading Full House fanfics and replying to the Full House thread at the same time! What the hell is happening to me? I NEED MAJOR HELP!
I'd only start to worry if you were watching Full House at the same time.
healing fish
Apr 11, 2004 @ 8:55 pm
In that case you're beyond help.
HappilyEvrAftr
Apr 11, 2004 @ 8:57 pm
From FallonFey.com -
CUT JOKE - "This week is Popeye's 75th birthday, so whatever you do, stay away from Dave Coulier."
Personally, I'm staying away from the fanfics. I have enough nightmares as it is.
TheCustomOfLife
Apr 11, 2004 @ 9:07 pm
"The Wrath of Michelle Tanner" isn't bad. In fact, I wrote it a very nice review.
Mangetical Anji
Apr 11, 2004 @ 9:22 pm
My personal favorite:
"If you wanted to know".
I'm dying here. DYING, people.
vagirl2468
Apr 11, 2004 @ 9:23 pm
Where's the Danny / Joey fanfic?
TheCustomOfLife
Apr 11, 2004 @ 9:31 pm
I'm dying here. DYING, people.
I clicked on it.
...is that IT?
kakistos
Apr 11, 2004 @ 9:34 pm
I just read Wrath of Michelle. I gotta agree that it was hilarious.
vagirl2468
Apr 11, 2004 @ 9:47 pm
Danny dating a man? That's just gross!
healing fish
Apr 11, 2004 @ 9:48 pm
Danny dating a sentient being is gross.
vagirl2468
Apr 11, 2004 @ 9:54 pm
Danny is so fucking UGLY!
ChinkyGirl
Apr 11, 2004 @ 10:38 pm
People, I'm beyond dying right about now.
And this:
Danny is so fucking UGLY!
Just made me crack up even more!
Here's the prelude to that twisted ass letter that Michelle wrote to her mommy:
Where's My Mommy?BTW, where's the Wrath of Michelle? Couldn't find it anywhere on that fanfic site...
kakistos
Apr 11, 2004 @ 10:49 pm
ChinkyGirl
Apr 11, 2004 @ 10:55 pm
Fucking brilliant. I love the attention to detail these fanfic writers give to their stories:
Danny’s eyes widened slightly. “I see. So Michelle has gone crazy and gone on a murderous rampage in our home?”
Joey yelled. “She’s gone crazy!! She sliced the skin off my face with a razor, and she said she was going to call up my girlfriend and break off our date tonight! You’ve gotta get me to the hospital so I can get my skin grafted on in time!”
LOL! But don't these people believe in grammar...or paragraphs?!
Mangetical Anji
Apr 11, 2004 @ 10:59 pm
...is that IT?
I was dying at just the whole general idea and the way it was written.
Here we go.
Danny/Joey and Joey/Jesse. Thankfully, it's not terribly graphic.
kakistos
Apr 11, 2004 @ 11:03 pm
Here we go. Danny/Joey and Joey/Jesse. Thankfully, it's not terribly graphic.
I'll definitley read that one tomrrow... I will definitely have nightmares if I read it now.
vagirl2468
Apr 11, 2004 @ 11:05 pm
"The Wrath of Michelle" was great! Everyone got chewed up to pieces!
healing fish
Apr 11, 2004 @ 11:12 pm
My God, I just gave in and read that damn "Wrath of Michelle." I've been wounded to my very soul, people. That shit is just wrong.
Heh.
vagirl2468
Apr 11, 2004 @ 11:28 pm
Here we go. Danny/Joey and Joey/Jesse. Thankfully, it's not terribly graphic.
I just read that story, and I think it's just sick! Now, I have gross images in my head!
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