Okaaay, ewwwwwwww! DJ and that disgusting Viper dude with the curly haired mullet!
Puh. Leeeze. Like she'd EVEN go there!

And DEAR GAWD! Uncle Joey in those baggy, high waisted jeans. SQUICK!!! 5am feeding with LindseyWalker Jr. was quite scarring this morning.

Remember in the ep where DJ and Steve break up and DJ gets this big epiphany after Kimmy and her bf make her climb up some mountain? Whatever happened to Kimmy's bf, Keanu? Was it just me, or was he only in that one episode? I remember her dating this other guy for quite some time - the guy that only said "whatever", but one time he shocked everyone with something intelligent.

Not that this is even the point of your post...


I think he recited Shakespeare.

I remember that guy, I liked him, he was funny. I think his name was Dwayne.

I thought Dwayne was Kimmy's brother. Or was that Wayne?

Dwayne was Kimmy's boyfriend and always said whatever. One time Kimmy and he almost eloped. At 1st on finale, his cousin or brother Wayne was going to take DJ to prom, but Steve came back to take her.

See, I'd love that. Then we could quiz him about AM. I'm weird...enquiring minds and all that.

I'm a sap. I like the finale since Steve came to take DJ to the prom.

I loved that part too. But Michelle can go away. Don't ride again, Michelle...ride away. FAR away.

Chinkygirl, I remember the ep where DJ and Steve break up. That was kind of sad. But yeah, I think it was that Steve was out of town somewhere and so she went on this hike with Kimmy and Kimmy's guy and she kind of had this subtle epiphany. Steve comes back from wherever he was and she takes him up that mountain to that same spot and they break up there. That's how I remember it anyway.

And yeah, Dwayne recited Shakespeare in one episode. DJ made some comment like, "wow, Dwayne," and he went back to "whatever." I'm thinking that was the finale because I know in the finale Stephanie was practicing Romeo and Juliet with that Andrew kid.

Let us know if he does read them so we can insult him more viciously.

Just kidding. Of course.

There is no way that I can ever ever ever hear the "Three's Company" theme song without wanting to say:

Come and knock on our door (x2)
We'll be waiting for you(x2)
with the thing and the stuff and the thing
Three's Company, too!

Yeah, but that prom dress? Should NOT have been worn. You'd think Becky would have said something...

...Oh, wait. Becky didn't know how to dress either.

At least Becky didn't lend her the hoodie dress contraption thing.

But remember when Becky taught DJ how to be subtle with makeup? Where did her sense of beauty go?!

Hee, VoraciousEli, me too! I actually laughed the first couple of times Uncle Jesse did it because I didn't bother to watch the show enough to learn the words either. Then he did it about 20 times and I just wanted him to stop! But still, hee.

ABC Family has started playing the old episodes again. I was watching the pilot and noticed the theme song was different: extended version of the early song (which was longer than the later version, when they added everyone and their brother (literally) to the cast), additional lyrics, footage I've never seen...

There was a shot of the girls riding in the back seat of the car with some oh-so-fake "scenery" rolling on by behind them. You could even see the outline of their heads against the background. I laughed till it hurt, then laughed some more.

They play back to back episodes where I am and it wasn't on the second one, so I'm guessing it was just for the pilot. I recommend you catch it if you can.

1. Becky is the one who took her last minute dress shopping so I'm sure it had her seal of approval.
2. I didn't think it was that bad. It wasn't great but not horrible. The problem was that DJ needed to wear a freakin' bra.

God, I fucking wanted to bitchslap Stephanie when she let loose with an "How rude!" In the later seasons, that was like almost every episode. Then, my image of her was tainted by her singing "I Saw The Sign" at her talent show. Meh.

Why must you do that to me this early. I'm eating for cry eye.

I just read on E! online that John Stamos and the model wife Rebecca have split up. It said that he wanted kids and she didn't. I'll have your babies, Uncle Jessie!

I never did like her, really. It won't be hard for him to find someone else, because he's still very good looking, even at 40 or so or whatever age he is now.

I believe it does indeed symbolize the bride and groom taking their first steps as man and wife. See, that is where FH was just crazy: there is to be an actual ceremony for the couple to be able to take their first steps as man and wife. By just walking round the table, they're just weirdos walking round a damn table. Heh.

swtrgrl said:
IMO, this is the problem with that dress -- DJ (or rather, Candace) wasn't exceptionally well-endowed, but the dress did nothing to hide/accentuate that fact. The fabric was awful, and the color didn't go with her skin tone.

And also? She needed to wear a bra.

And what about DJ's catchphrase, "Oh, Mylanta!" That's often forgotten, but she said it quite a few times.

Hee! What I wanna know is, when exactly did Rebecca howeveryouspellherlastname get considered as a "serious actress"? I saw her as a main role in some trailer for a Dinero movie...the hell?

Man, I'd forgotten how fucking stupid their catchphrases were.

Don't forget "Well pin a rose on your nose." and "You’re in big trouble mister." They really abused the catchphrase idea.

"You got it, dude!" was the one that particularly had to go, for me. The thumbs up and over-enthusiasm that accompanied it only added salt to my open wounds.

I would have thought John Stamos would have said something to the writers or the producers about how stupid that was.

Does anyone remember "Geekburger with cheese"? I think it was said one time or so, but I remember and use it today with various other condiments depending on the geekburger in question.

Heh. Me too. Geekburger with guacamole and such, or the Six-Dollar Geekburger from Carl's Jr.

Man, I suck.

I think about the time that X-Men and X2 became blockbusters.

I agree that DJ needed a bra and/or a different dress. To me it looked like a floor-length chemise that is not meant to leave the bedroom.

I'd forgotten about "Oh Mylanta", I cringe just typing it.

Michelle usually got the worst of the worst when it came to catchphrases, while DJ's weren't that far behind. I sneered at Michelle every time she'd put her tiny hands in the air and go, "I don't know!"

What was DJ's catchphrase? I don't remember any.

Wasn't "Cut. It. Out." her catchphrase? I mean, other than "Oh, Mylanta?"

Nope, "Cut. It. Out." was dear old Joey's catchphrase. Along with the sicssors motion. Gag.

"Cut. It. Out." was Joey's (Dave Cool-layme) catchphrase. I swear I don't remember "Oh, Mylanta". That's so lame, though.

Don't forget Nerdbomber...

I always remembered that because I totally never heard anyone in real life actually say that. Now that I think about it...duh. Like anyone would.

Hee. I love that you both posted about "Cut. It. Out." at the same time. I HATED when Dave Coulier did that. Of course, now, when my friend and I are being really silly, she'll trump all the silliness by saying "Cut. It. Out." with the appropriate hand motions. I swear, I never see it coming. It gets me hysterical every time.

Didn't she stop saying "nerdbomber" after the age of, like, ten? I certainly hope so.

Not sure, I think a little older. She said it off and on for a good season, though.

The only things I remember Joey saying involve that stupid woodchuck puppet and that godawful voice.

Goodie. I found a whole page devoted to .wavs of the catchphrases. And by goodie, I mean horrible. Although I do have "How! Ruuuuude!" on loop...I'm imagining me slapping Steph as she says it.

TheCustomofLife, you are an evil, evil man. (Assuming that you're a man, that is. If you're a woman, then you're still evil.)

TheRealJanBrady, I think it just means that atrophy28 and I are soul mates! Heehee.

I am an evil, evil, male, male, man.

God, looking at the screencaps of DJ makes me think the hairdresser totally channeled Lisa fucking Whelchel.

Or one of the hookers from Risky Business.

You're an awesome evil, evil, male, male, man. And I don't even date men!

Along with nerdbomber was the equal Geek Burger.

I think the funniest thing about that site is the fan fiction. It's so, so awful.

"Danny: Everybody, let's clean, clean, clean! DJ's coming tomorrow, and I want everything to be perfect for her!
Jesse: Chill out, Dan-o! The house is spotless! It's spick and span! There's not a speck of dust anywhere!
Danny: Yes, to the naked eye, may'be!(he takes out a magnifying glass and searches the coffee table) Aha! Look, Jess! That, my friend, is a speck of dust! (wipes it away)"

What is that? I mean, seriously. "Dan-o?"

It disturbs me that people would actually write Full House fan fiction.

Then I guess I shouldn't tell you about the 7th Heaven fanfiction...or the one charmingly written piece I once found about Bono and the Edge, having sex with each other and a Mary Sue, simultaneously.

7th Heaven fan fiction I can get behind. I've read some good stuff there. But Full House is just so...eh. It's not great or supremely evil like 7th Heaven, so I don't understand caring enough to write fan fiction about it. But that, of course, is just me.

You'd be surprised at the number of people who care about Full House with an intensity that can only match Beatles fans of the 60s.

I do have to say...that Bono/Edge fic? SCARRING. Thanks a lot, smartania.com. -grumbles-