I know we've talked before about Danny having some really funny lines. The other day, I saw the episode when Jessie's big fat Greek family comes to visit, and the teenage boy falls in love with DJ. Danny is horrified about this. Dj and the boy come back from a date, and Danny is waiting with disapproval.

Boy: Mr. Tanner, your daughter is the most beautiful woman in the world.
Danny: (looks disgusted) Eh, she's alright.

I laughed out loud. The look on his face and the way he said it was hilarious. Then DJ looked mortified and irritated. It was great.

And yeah, they needed a half bath.

I'm so jealous! When I had health class, we had to watch this movie where Ted Danson played a man who molested his daughter. I would have much preferred the Fred Savage, Candace Cameron movie.

Oh, you guys got good health class movies. I had to watch Return to Me, which had no Lifetime-like qualities. Actually, I don't even remember it but I know I didn't like it.

Right, Full House. Danny was pretty funny sometimes, usually when Kimmy was in the room. Even though it's been mentioned that some think there was a weird inappropriate relationship with the guys and Kimmy, I think it was one of the best parts of the show. Kimmy brought out the funny in people, even though the humor was usually directed at her.

I rarely post, but after hearing the bathroom discussion, I felt the need to chime in. Danny has a bathroom in his room. In the episode where Danny, Jesse and Joey go on a triple date, DJ and Stephanie accidently dropped Danny's wedding ring down the sink. Of course, wacky hijinks ensue. The bathroom featured in that episode was different than the bathroom featured in the episode where nobody wanted to be Stephanie's roommate, so instead, she decides to live in the bathroom in the hallway.
Why do I know such trivial Full House info? I think I just proved how much of a loser I am!

It was the hall bathroom that they dropped the ring in the sink in. It doesn't look any different than the other episodes we saw the bathroom in, including the Stephanie moving into the tub episode in season 5. It was the hallway bathroom, and then when Danny takes D.J. to his room to talk, you see his own bathroom off to the left side of the room. It's not the same bathroom they just came out of.

Something About Amelia! Now I'm jealous; I've been wanting to see that for ages, but alas, Lifetime Movie Network won't put it into the rotation.

We had to watch 'Mask' (with Cher) and 'Rudy'. Cry for me.



God, I love this forum.

It's so bad that it's, well, good. Ted Danson drives this really old station wagon and there's a part where he goes over railroad tracks, and the car bounces up and down like he put hydraulics in it. My health teacher rewound the tape three times so we could watch it again and again, because it was so unintentionally funny.



She did. What I always liked was that there was no focus on how skinny Andrea Barber was. I know it was just a natural skinny, but it was nice that it wasn't ever pushed that Kimmy was super skinny. Of course, who knows what was said behind the scenes, but at least it was never brought out on the show as it being a good thing that she was so skinny.

DJ did mention in the "anorexia" episode that Kimmy had a perfect body, didn't she?

I like how you put "anorexia" in quotation marks. I know Full House is hardly known for its realism, but seriously? Ha! If only everything were really that simple.

Even as a kid, I never looked at Kimmy as having a "perfect" body. I don't know, they all just seemed kind of normal to me. (I always thought Kimmy was just plain scrawny)

Quick edit. I found this on Youtube - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwP3hRC_cjE...ch=Full%20House

It's what the opening credits look like in Japan. Very neat.

And is.. there a reason the Olsen spawn got last billing on the credits, even in the later seasons? I found it unbelievably amusing that the Bruddah's got higher billing over the spawn, who got an "and Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen..."

Are you kidding? Being the person at the end of the credits with "and" before your name is a coveted honor! (Yeah, I'm totally blowing smoke, but it's true.) Having it become "and Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen as Michelle" --using the "and" plus including the character name--makes them more important. 'Cause that's what the Olsen twins needed. More exposure. Yeah, they never had enough of that.

It's funny, nowadays I probably wouldn't think of Andrea Barber as "skinny," but I did when I was a kid. I wonder if the "ideal" body image could have changed that much in such a short time...but it seems more likely that I was never really pressured to think about people my age (well, DJ was older, but same age range, I guess) as being "fat."

Haha, why does "D.J" appear like twice throughout the Japanese credits? At the very start, it doesn't even make sense; is that what the show is billed as over there? "D.J's Full House"? If so, veeery interesting!

Likewise. I always thought DJ was so pretty and Kimmy always reminded me of Olive Oil. Although looking at photos of them now they've both grown up pretty gorgeous.

Yeah, I think that being billed last in the credits with the "and" before your name is supposed to be, like, the second-highest slot after being billed first. Or something.

I always thought that Kimmy was kinda scrawny as a kid.

Is it? eh.

On a related note, did Urkel get the 'and' in the Family Matters credits? Because I don't remember seeing that lately in many shows.

Actually, in Family Matters, Telma Hopkins (Aunt Rachel) got the coveted 'and' spot for her entire run on the show.

After she left, I honestly couldn't begin to guess at it.

Full House Topic? Yeah, I got nothing.

'Tis true about the "and" thing in the credits. It really applies if the change is made later in the show; in other words, the actor wasn't credited with the "and" from the very beginning of the show. It's something that was changed in a later season. Like on ER, when they gave it to Paul McCrane and now to Laura Innes. Or Melrose Place, they kept Heather Locklear at the end of the credits as the "special guest star" "as Amanda." I guess the Full House guys wanted to tell us that the character of Michelle was very central to the show. Good thing they did that, then, or we never would have noticed!

Oh. Well, there goes my theory about the 'and' . Because I know in Buffy, Tony Head got it for most of the series, and Alyson Hannigan got it for the rest.



*snort*

I was looking for clips on YouTube, and came across the one where Steph starts dressing sexy (GASP! Baring your midriff! ) and Gia shows up and babytalks Michelle and Michelle snots back "Are you enjoying your third year of seventh grade?" I was like "Damn, Gia! Slap her!"

Ahh, yes. How convenient it would be if no weight was lost during a short bout of anorexia, whose duration lasts a deadly three days.

But still. Stephanie rocked that episode. She was adorable--all concerned for her big 'sis! I love the DJ/Stephanie dynamic. They're so believable as sisters. They fight, sure, but they're always there for each other.

And sometimes, when they work together, they gang up against ME-chelle!

Edited because I didn't know how to say what I wanted to say

Oh, well, I didn't mean that Kimmy's skinniness was unrealistic, just that she was scrawny in a way that a lot of little kids are. My body type was a lot like hers when I was 12.

Heh, I'm a victim of said scrawniness. I phrased that post badly...I meant in comparison to kids you see on TV now.

The "anorexia" episode was on today where I am. I'd forgotten how hilarious it is. And you know, I still laughed out loud when Kimmy was complaining about eating DJ's ham sandwich for the third day in a row. "Did your dad hit a pig with his car?"

I find it amazing that with 3 adults in the house the youngest child always found a way to open the front door or fill the bathtub with water. This is how children get lost, kidnapped and drown!

Come to think of it, an episode where Michelle drowned wouldn't be such a horrible thing after all.

True, true. And in addition to the body type issue, DJ wasn't half as coyingly precocious as a lot of other children on TV. The precociousness bit probably annoys me more than the skinniness, actually.

I saw the anorexia ep today, too. Once again my slapping hand started tingling when Michelle got up and just lunged into the cake. But I think I was even more annoyed with the adults for just standing around and laughing.

Ooh, hilarious! Michelle will bring out the "slapping hand" in just about anyone with a lick of sense!

Has anyone bought Season 3 yet? I haven't had time yet to see if it's available in the stores near me. Season 3 is when Becky and Jesse tie the knot, right?

Season 4.

Heh. I'm watching the "anorexia" episode right now.

Michelle, oh my lord. Diving face first into a pile of wedding cake samples, and being rewarded for it by all of the adults chuckling. No wonder Michelle (and the Olsens) were so messed up.

This might be the best episode of all time: the sad, sad music as DJ gives Comet her ham sandwich, Stephanie's flutophone playing, the 80s workout "fashions", and of course, gum being spit onto Michelle's forehead. Ha!
Is DJ stupid or something? How does she think that biking for ten minutes will magically make her lose five pounds.
Danny has obviously NOT taught his daughters about exercise and nutrition. Gah.

"Bastard Woodchuck" "slapping hand"-you guys are hilarious!

I am so lame that the square dancing scene in last nite's ep cracked me up, especially Danny's little jingle about "don't scuff the floors." I'm also lame enough to think that Bob Saget doesn't really have too bad of a singing voice. I'll go and hide now.

As well you should, candynecklace. As well you should! :)

I'm watching the episode where Danny's girlfriend's son, Rusty, plays all the pranks on the family right now, and I have just one question...how did Rusty possibly tuck a tablecloth into Danny's pants without him noticing? Are people's hands regularly in there during lunch?



Okay, now I'm nauseous.

I found this on a different thread about the cover of Full House's 25th season. I am not sure if yall saw it, but it looks funny.

The episode I always want to see but never check for it the one Steve Urkel comes on.
And I see I barely missed it, it was on the other night. Damn.

Danny having the tablecloth in his pants is quite interesting. You would think Joey would be the one to go for a young man in his pants. But Tanner types are odd.

The one before that was the episode where Jesse goes to his reunion. One of my all time favorite episodes, actually. I hate the dog subplot, but I felt the main plot was pretty fun, especially Danny singing, "Muskrat Love." One of my favorite moments ever.

Amusingly enough, I finally saw the Aristocrats.. and holy god. Bob Saget is filthy.

I remember the Urkel episode... sadly.

And come on. In the early 90's? Who didn't have their hands down Bob Saget's pants?

Ahaha! I love you people.

Saget's Aristocrats spiel is up on Youtube. It's pretty disgusting, as mentioned, but I didn't find it funny. It seems he's trying too hard to prove he's not the lovable Danny Tanner everyone takes him to be.
Actually, I loved him the most in his America's Funniest Home Videos days. He had that self-deprecating humour that cracked me up each episode.

What Would Uncle Jesse Do was apparently updated a little while ago. I can't believe someone sits there and continues to write fake diary entries as Jesse. I LOVE IT.

while i laughed at Daisy's "Me-chelle" - as was pointed out earlier both the show and the Olsens were really popular in the ratings about 1991-93

I was wondering about that myself when I saw that episode on ABC Family a few days ago. I could understand how he could mess with the salt shaker and the carton of milk or whatever that was, but not that prank. I think the tablecloth was really tucked in his pants, not sure. But surely he had to notice it or feel it. Come on now!

Just a quick Bob Saget sighting. I work as a dancer in a "gentlemen's club" (ahem) in Vegas. Last weekend, Saget was in. It was really bizarre to see Danny Tanner getting a lap dance. Incredibly cool at the same time...

Eeshk. For someone who didn't already know of Bob Saget's "real life" un-Danny Tanner-like persona, seeing something like that would be on par with that moment in your childhood when your dad rips off the white beard and you realize it was him pretending to be Santa all along.

Oh, let me tell you, it is hard to disturb a stripper, but even some of the most jaded girls had to take a moment and process just who they were grinding on...

That is just so many different kinds of hilarious. Good god. I can't decide if I would've been horrified or really amused had I been among the staff.

That just made me laugh way too hard for this early in the morn--..what? You say it's two in the afternoon ? Well, then. That would be so bizarre.

I worked at Hallmark and sold a birthday card to Bif Naked, but that's not quite the same thing. (Sadly, no grinding.)

I think I'm a little curious as to what Bob Saget's stand-up is like. If he's that filthy on the Aristocrats....

Does anyone else think the delivery boy in the new commercials for XLP (extra large pizza, I presume - I can't remember which chain it is) looks like, or possibly is, Whitby Hereford a/k/a Duckface Walter?

There are some cool things on youtube to look for including a short Behind the Scenes feature from Disney, the original tag scene to the series finale with the curtain call, Bob Saget's "Danny Tanner is Not Gay" song, and a few other gems. Search, search, search people. I entertained myself for a long time today.

I watched Fuller House yesterday. That's really a good episode, I think, aside from Jesse's willingness to move back in and give Michelle what she wants. I think that the Olsens were very tolerable at this point, and Michelle reacted in accordance with a four year old. And the Jesse/Michelle scene is always fun, and they always had a great chemistry. They may even be my favorite pairing on the show.

Also, today was the episode where Stephanie shrinks DJ's sweater and Vicky decides to take a job in Chicago and Jesse works at the airport. Definitely one of my favorites for Michelle's reaction when she realizes she can wear the shirt (yeah, Michelle love...sue me), Jesse trying to rock out with the band, and the goofy Casablanca spoof. And the scene where Jesse says his pride is hurt by not being able to make money is REALLY well done. That particular story wraps up at the airport too quickly, but it's okay.

Fun Full House days for me.

What did you search under, Drew T? I got pages upon pages of a Korean show with the same title. Drove me nuts.

That happened to me, too.

Search for actors by name. Bob Saget, Jodie Sweetin, and John Stamos seemed to return the interesting stuff for me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tTlHyjpnuo...House%20curtain

There's the curtain call. Short but nice.

idk about about that one, but there is another commercial (i forget what for) where this guy comes in & asks his roomate what he's eating & he says "cottage cheese" & the guy is like "cottage cheese does'nt come in a milk carton"...well the guy eating it (w/ the facial hair) to me HE resembles Duckface Walter

Nevermind!

Dude, Adult Duckface is short! I just read his bio, and he's only 5'2". I'd also be willing to bet he's Mormon -- he was born in Provo, UT, graduated from the University of Utah, got married at 24, and was in The Work and The Glory, a movie made by members of the LDS church about early times in modern-day LDS church history. Innnnteresting...

ETA: Although, he was in Poltergeist II, and observant Mormons usually avoid R-rated movies. I can't imagine if they were active in the church that his parents would let him be in a horror movie.