They had a little clip of Jodie Sweetin's TV interview, and... damn. She sure turned out pretty. (Unlike the twins)

Oh! And I forgot to post the link to the Full House blooper reel.

It's about four or five minutes long. Worth watching. I think the worst swear they use is "dipshit'. .. And there is discussion of Bob Saget's penis. Shudder.

http://www.smithappens.com/video_fullhouseuncensored.php




Funny. That's how I'd arrange my bedroom too.

Noo! I missed the Stamos on ET Canada. I tuned in about halfway through. Was he on at the beginning?

Those bloopers are hilarious. I especially dig Saget's delivery of "what were you guys doing up there?" Eheheh. THIS should've been the damn show.

Oh, thank God! Finally, a place where I am not alone in hating Michelle. Everywhere I go, everyone I ask, it's always "But Michelle was so cute!" Blech. I couldn't stand the brat, and I am so very glad that I have finally found company on the hate train. The Olsen twins were extremely overrated then. Still are now, I guess.

Does she look much different now? Whenever I see pictures of her I always find her jaw or teeth or something to be very distracting. Not that she was ugly, but I just wonder if it has settled itself as a grown up. I think I just like Candace's look better somehow. The Olsens? Not so much.

Hee. I wish more of that kind of humor had come out in the show, but then, it wouldn't be Full House.

I think it was near the end of the show, but it may have been a Monday-Thursday thing. I don't watch ET Canada that often.

I didn't find JS's jaw/teeth distracting. I just thought she was really pretty. The picture of Candace I saw, she had way too much makeup on, and her smile kind of frightened me.

You're definately not alone in hating Michelle here, spentcigarette. I didn't mind her when I was little, but watching them now, I spend half the episode muttering "Shut up, Michelle."

You bet she did; Candace Cameron didn't turn out bad either. And, o Holy of Holies, how could the Olsens have gotten even uglier over time than what they already were? Usually, when people get older, they tend to fill-out whatever irregularities youth had bestowed upon them, and turn out at least half-decent looking (well, except for that girl from Blossom...nature has not been kind to her :::hates self for watching too much VH1 "Where are They Now"'s:::).

I never thought that Jodie Sweetin looked odd. She was adorable as a child and cute in the last season. She's actually pretty hot now (the meth really hasn't had any aesthetically detrimental effects from what I can see, lol).

How's the video quality on that version of the blooper's clip? I downloaded mine from collegehumor.com, but it's grainy and only like a couple minutes in length, so I don't know if it was some bootleg, crap-ass version. If this one that you guys have is of good quality, I'll download that one too (although I don't know if I can stomach Coulier talking about Saget's dick again....I really didn't see that one coming).

E! today had the top 50 child stars. It was hosted by Candace Cameron and Keisha Knight-Pulliam and Candace looked gorgeous. The Olsen Twins were #6 on the list, Candace was #21, never saw Jodie.

That booper reel was disturbing. The thing with Lori and the hair in her mouth? Ew. Unfortunately similar to some fanfic I read once...

..... the thought of Full House fanfic terrifies me.

The video quality isn't bad, but it's not great. The sound's fine, though.

Bah. i wish I had E!. I would've watched that.

Yah, so who's a nerdbomber? Geekburger? Tonight I threw a Full House cheesefest party. A bunch of my pals came over and we cheesed out to seasons 1 and 2, and may I just say that it was awesome? I mean, sure, after about four episodes my friends were almost barfing each time Joey and Jesse did something cute with Michelle. Me, I was having the time of my life. I tried to convince them to stay for another couple episodes, but they claimed to be "tired". Wimps!

I was actually calling my family members nerdbombers tonight, and they didn't get it. I had to explain that D.J. called people nerdbombers back in like 1989, and then they just made fun of me. I probably would have been disappointed in them if they hadn't.

Oh wow, consterno, that sounds like an absolute blast. Although it is season one, so Michelle's not as irritating as she is in later seasons.

You should've had a platter of different cheeses as well.

.. and I am using the term "Nerdbomber" now.

... or at least served cheese doughnuts.

Are you really? Well, all I can say is "Oh, Mylanta!"

Haha, oh God... the sayings on this show always baffled me. I had to wonder in what box without windows the writers lived, because I've never heard any of these phrases in real life. Nerdbomber, geekburger, geekburger with cheese, Oh Mylanta!, and children joking about Connie Chung. What? The more I heard them the more I got irritated by them. They weren't even catchphrases like "have mercy" and "how rude!" They were just things sprinkled throughout regular dialogue.

I think I read that one. Did it involve Comet?


...win.

Thank God no. It was just the Olsen twins, Lori, Candace and Jodie. Still pretty gross though.

... why can't I stop shuddering? The thoughts, they burn...


Edit: Brainfart. Cheese doughnuts?

Good lord. Still, better than the one that I was talking about, I'm sure. And then there was "Full Whore House," by PRED, who's notorious for his apparent hatred of and contempt towards the females of our species, and, well, I'm just going to stop right now, or take it to the Scarred for Life thread.

In one of the early episodes, Stephanie tells Harry that cheese doughnuts are her specialty. They ARE easy: all you do is take a slice of processed cheese, fold it in half, and bite a hole in it. Unfold and voila! Cheese doughnuts! And Harry is all, "Wow, you're such a good cook!" and then I think Jesse comes by and says, "Hey! Cheese doughnuts! I love these things!" or something to that effect. Full House classic!

This afternoon, ABC Family showed the episode where Gia threw the make-out party and instead of making out, like a good 7th grader, Steph calls home. My first reaction was, "Duh, you said you liked him...why not give him a little smooch?" But when I was 13 or so, I probably would have done the same thing (especially if I didn't really know the guy).

And "Barry [Williams] and the Rippers"? Hilarious!

Okay, I remember that now. Snort.

It's really, really scary how much of that show I remember.

We're all right there with you. FH is a show that I absolutely adored when I was a kid, but if it was new now, I would totally ignore it. I'm glad I did watch it though, because even though it didn't totally change my life (like the guy from the link a couple pages back), it is fun to randomly say, "This is no fun, no fun, looking at the wall," and have someone understand it.

Maybe I'm too old, but that looked like one boring party...do people really throw make-out parties? And wasn't the guy Steph liked kind of a dork?

And does anybody else think that Gia's mom looked so much prettier in this episode than later on? I almost didn't recognized her in the later episodes.

Wasn't the make-out party episode the one in which we saw that Gia's apartment is totally also Steve's apartment? There is even the same island in the kitchen (behind which Kimmie and Steph hide when spying on Steve's . . . cousin?).

It's because they have to get a "Michelle can do no wrong" moment in every show.

Saw the 2nd half only of "Counting Crows" for the 1st time evah. Pretty funny about Michelle believing she had "Schenkelberger's Disease" or whatever the heck it was, but DJ & Steph shouldn't have caved in-it wouldn't kill Michelle to be left out once in her little princess life.

I hated that episode! Michelle didn't even know who the Counting Crows were so she wouldn't really have missed out on anything, and really? Who would want to bring their bratty little sister to a concert? Sometimes I could feel so sorry for DJ and Stephanie.

Only -sometimes-, blobbygirl?

.. wait. They get to live in a huge house in a nice area of San Fran... and surprisingly, no gay people . (.. Joey, maybe? Steve?)

But.. they have to live with Joey -and- Michelle. Poor things.


I remember that Counting Crows episode pissing me off even when I was younger. Stupid Michelle.

I just fail to see why in the hell one of the adults didn't say, "Sorry, Michelle, we didn't think you'd want to go because you don't like Counting Crows. Next time there's a concert, we'll ask if everyone wants to go." But no, god forbid Michelle learn any kind of lesson ever.

Schmedrick's Disease. And yes, I am so embarrassed for myself for knowing that.

Yes, and the spots were all over her pillow as well! LOL.

I'm sure Michelle learned some lessons. And any of them were most likely before/after a hug while twinkly music played in the background.

Slightly-off-topic: One of the nerds in The Amazing Race last night said "Oh, Mylanta!" and I almost busted a gut, thinking back to this thread.

*sob* What have you guys done to me?

I was in TARChat and actually typed "Oh Mylanta? I haven't heard that since Full House!"

No swimming in the kitchen.

In yesterday's episode, Jesse actually disciplined the twins. They were pitching a fit in a restaurant because they wanted dessert without finishing their dinner, so he hauled them both outside and told them that if they wanted to throw a tantrum, they could do it out there, and if/when they decided to behave, they could go back in, finish their meal and have dessert.
This was, of course, after he bought them each a box of cookies they were screaming for in the grocery store, but hey, at least a lesson was learned.
And then Joey ruined the whole thing by causing a huge embarrassing scene. I swear, I don't know why they take him out in public.

I think it's for the entertainment factor. I know that Joey's pretty lame, as are his jokes, but can you imagine how horrible it would be if the only person cracking jokes at the table was Danny? At least Joey makes a complete ass out of himself, which the Tanners can laugh at (although not in the way Coulier would want them to).



Anyway, I was (for some reason, don't ask) thinking about the episode where Michelle brings the soccer ball all the way to her own team's goal, and kicks it right past Derick. And she's quite proud of herself, and getting congratuations and thanks from the other team, and she hasn't a clue (all the while her team is glaring at her and that Aaron kid makes some smart-ass comment, which was probably funny but I can't remember what it was exactly). I actually did something similar when I was playing an eighth grade soccer game. I was playing fullback, and as I was trying to deflect the ball from away from the net, I hit it at a bad angle, and it went right past my team's goalie. Understandably, my team was not that pleased with me. However, it was only a scrimmage game, and, more importantly, I wasn't anywhere near as stupid as Michelle lol, because at least I knew what I was doing (I sadly just am not that coordinated).

Hee! I actually did the same thing, kinda. It was just a game in gym class, and I wasn't even attempted to kick the ball, it just ricocheted off my foot and into our goal. D'oh!

I watched Kindergarten Cop last weekend, (don't ask why) and couldn't stop cracking up at Aaron. That kid was seriously homely, in an endearing way. Gotta love the scrappy hair too, with it sticking out past his ears at all angles. And I love the way he was half the size of most of the other "kindergarten" kids in that movie. What an odd little pipsqueek he was. In a perfect world, the Tanner kids would be D.J., Methanie, and Aaron. I wouldn't have minded that at ALL.

LMAO!!!

I didn't even catch onto the Methanie thing.. hee.


I'm from Canada, and they think I'm sloooow, eh?

Yes, but did you see the look on Danny's face during this? As if his bratty kid is such an angel. Who's he to judge anybody's children? He with the devil kid?

Oh, Danny was ALWAYS complaining about how awful the twins were, if I recall. Which is so grossly ironic, considering.
The Michelle-has-big-feet episode was on today, so I pretty much ignored it, but it had the Rebecca-sings-badly-and-Jesse-is-a-dickwad subplot. Which was equally stupid, but I'm fond of it just because it's so sweet how the twins really seemed to love Lori and John. I wonder if they spent a lot of time with them so they could bond.

The thing that always irks me about that episode is that Becky sang during the telethon in -- what was it -- season 3? She sang a duet with Danny and she didn't sounded like SHE was the one that needed the telethon the way she did in this ep. I don't know if I'm more offended by the glaring lack of continuity with this show or by the fact that I even thought hard enough to be offended in the first place!

...Methanie. BWAH! That's even better than Step-On-Me.

I know!

Soo, being the loser I am, I cruised through Youtube and found a bunch of awesome stuff. Behold:


Becky has no problem duet-ing with Jesse at the Forever Wedding!

Bloopers, extended version.

Illegal activity in the name of Michelle. Ugh.

Double Ugh. "Thothe awe my pwetend thithtews". Gargh, never had the urge to slap two children that much! Notice how scripted this is too. They probably had their baby trainer mouth the answers for a freaking INTERVIEW. What little monkeys they were. I mean, are.

The title of this is "Steph Birthday Crushed". I think we all know where this is going.

and last, but not least,

Methanie, in all her glory. She has a big jaw.

In response to the Michelle has big feet episode, I remember my local paper listing the description as "Jesse coaches Rebecca in singing". They wrote it as though they were so ashamed of the A-plot that the B-plot was the main focus. Even with the continuity gap, I'd rather have seen Becky's off-key musical stylings over Michelle's feet any day.

Aww, I actually thought they were kind of cute there. That was before (well, right around the time, I guess) Michelle was the center of the show, and they were just two little kids on a TV show. "I've been on Full House.....forever!" I didn't hate them offscreen at that point. They hadn't yet made the decision to market themselves to old men (you just know they loved all the attention when they had that "Days till 18" count going on).

Yeah, I think the ET thing is cute. I was a Michelle fan until around the fourth season. Actually, the beginning of the fifth season, with the stupid episode where she talks with her hands on her head, was when she really went downhill. Until then, she was pretty cool to me.

I don't seem to remember this. Could somebody please briefly recap this, because I'm self-destructive like that?

For some reason, I was thinking the other day (that sounds weird) that Jesse was a much better character in the beginning of the show. He got some, he was rock and roll, he had good lines (much better then the ones he had later on) and he offered up some good advice...sometimes. They ruined his character by making him "all-American", i.e. all-abstinence, no drugs, no drinking. I think this was about the same time they changed his last name, for some bizarre reason. Ugh. That was so stupid. Or was it just awful continuity? Hmm. Something to ponder.

It was the fifth season premiere, Michelle's first day of kindergarten. Joey suggested that she break the ice, so to speak, with her new classmates by introducing herself with her hands on her head like antlers and talking in a Bullwinkle voice.

This is the man Danny entrusts with his children.

I caught part of episode that I don't remember at all (from the original run). Joey had won two tickets to see Counting Crows and D.J. and Stephanie are psyched because they love them. Then Michelle whines how it's not fair that she can't go. Then Danny says it should be fair that 6-year-old Michelle should go to a concert and a way to pick "fairly" is devised. Michelle gets to go and so does D.J. (but she has to babysit). How is this fair. If I was D.J. I simply would have refused to go because why should I have to watch a small child at a rock concert. Maybe that's immature, but whatever. I missed the last half, so I don't know what happened.

Why in the world would Danny allow his teenaged daughter to take his six year old to a friggin' rock concert? All in the concern of being "fair?" Besides how unfair it was to the older girls, it couldn't have been safe to take a kid that young into a crazily loud, jam-packed space, especially if she's being watched by someone who's young enough to just kind of forget about her.

Just when I think I'm done talking about Danny's shitty parenting, I find another layer to hate on.