And she's actually pretty.

Two awful episodes today. The one where Michelle thinks Steve is going to marry her (what a stupid kid. I'm sorry, but why is she so mentally deficient? A six-year-old should know that their sister's boyfriend isn't going to marry her.) and the one where they find the parrot and Michelle is given the final choice in choosing their reward. I'm sorry, but you have to be a special breed of shitty parent to allow your (stupid) eight-year-old make a major household decision, and not even exercise your power of veto when she fucks it up. GOD. I think I hate Danny more than Michelle - it's not Michelle's fault she's a spoiled brat; she was never parented.

Oh god. That stupid fucking Valentine's episode where Steve lets Michelle have a cookie and naturally, Michelle thinks Steve's in love with her. I hate, hate, hate, the way Michelle says "married." It came out "maaaaaweeeeed." But Steve, I thought we were getting maaaaaweeeeed! Please die, Michelle. Also, the adults, as per usual, had to tiptoe around Michelle's feelings and kowtow to her, instead of just letting it go with a firm and simple "It was a game, it's not for real."

"That was mean. Really mean." (complete with throwing down the flowers and running upstairs) I always crack up at that scene and that line is one of my cheesetacular favorites from the show.

I just found out the other day that Vicki was one of the waitresses on the show "It's a Living." Always wondered why she looked familiar.......

Hee! Glad to see the Michelle hate is still going strong.

Last night's NaN episode featured an awesome line from Michelle during Jesse's nightmare:

Ha!

Well, if the shoe fits...

Michelle has a really good line in the "Little Sid" episode, actually, one of the few moments I like her. Stephanie and DJ are pestering her over which appliance to choose, so she puts her hads over her ears and yells for Danny. The girls have quieted by the time he gets there, so when he shows up, it's just Michelle covering her ears in silence, and she hollers, "Daddy, make the voices stop!" One of the only (intentionally) funny moments I can recall from the show.


Oh, burn. Hee.

Dudes...dont insult the munchkins!

And besides the fact that they'd already done this much better- well, better on the Full House scale of good, of course- when Stephanie 'married' her little friend (OMG I am blanking on his name- Henry? Harry?), because she wanted someone to pay attention to her, and then he left and went home for dinner.

Harry. Harry Takanawa, I want to say, but I'm not entirely sure.
"I can see up your nose, darling." That kid was awesome. Way cuter than Teddy.

I'm always shocked by the Harry love around here. While he had some funny lines, he was a terrible actor, always breaking face during scenes and not having any comedic timing whatsoever.

I never cared for much of the kids' friends, though, aside from Aaron (Kimmy not included because she's a main character).

Then again, I'd take little Harry over Michelle any freaking day.

There are no limits for my love of Harry Takiyama! That kid was priceless. His breaking face just made it more hilarious to me. It wasn't the kind of bad acting that made me cringe - it just seemed like that's the kind of kid he was, always cracking up.

When I was younger and the show was still on, I hated Aaron. I thought he was the most horrific of all the children in all the land. And now whenever I see him, I truly appeciate the pure greatness that is (was) Aaron. He had no fear when it came to standing up to the Tanners (and associated others) and he did it with glee. Gotta love him.

Has anyone seen the movie "One Magic Christmas"? I always thought Aaron was a miniature version of Wayne Robson, who played the bad guy in that movie.

Also? Snicker!

You think she's trying to say "fat-ass"? At first, I had no idea who she was talking about, I was like who the heck is Joy? Darn kids, with their spelling and grammar mistakes...learn to write, kiddies.



Becky misses you too, sweetie.

I don't get what she's trying to say in the next part of the sentence. Does she mean she knows what gender each person is? And she saw Full House tomorrow? WTF?



Trying is what counts, maybe?

Hysterical page, consterno.

My favourites:

Well, it could be worse. Could be Michelle Tanner she's talking about. Shudder.

Is she actually trying to reach the Tanners? I'm so confused. Also, I find it amusing that she can't spell Jesse, Joey, DANNY, D.J., or Becky right, but somehow manages to pull off a perfect "Stephanie".

and

Ahahaha. I can't stop giggling, all alone in my room like the huge dork I am.

Oh God, I can't stop laughing either! That is the funniest thing I've seen in a very long time. Thank you, consterno!

I like how Brigitte's message to D.J. is

Ooh, burn!

Also:

It's really not fair of her to keep us hanging on like that. At what other times does she watch Full House? And when does she watch these other shows that she tries to watch? An infinite line of questions arise!

ETA: ...And now I'm a Loyal Viewer! Yay!

Miko Hughes is always playing some "demon spawn" or bully kid (on FH, "Pet Cemetary," "Roswell"), but IRL he seems like a genuinely nice guy. Sucks what his father did to him (took all his earnings).

Thanks, consterno -- I needed a laugh this morning!

Always. ;)

Wow- I hadn't heard that before now, but sure enough, Google being my friend and all, I got to read all about it. It's sad that in the year 2006 (well, the years before, but you know what I mean) that it's still possible for the parent to take all of a child actor's money. Miko Hughes, Angela Watson from "Step By Step"- what's going on with all of the laws and such that were put in place since Coogan?

Back to FH: deity help me, but I liked Michelle's older years friends- Jurnee, the blond boy (Derek?), and the obviously theatre trained little girl whose name I forgot. It was always interesting to watch the Olsens not-act on screen with kids who could actually act.

I think her name was Lisa...Fag Hag for short.

Yeah, Lisa. She was played by Kathryn Zaremba, who played Annie in Annie Warbucks, so, yes, theatre trained. Quite talented, too.

Another one of Michelle's friends that I always wanted to punch in the face. Mostly because by being on the screen, it also meant Michelle was on too, but most real kids don't act like that. I mean, picture Derek singing in the Yankee Doodle/America play, and tell me you don't want to hit him, just so he'll shut up.

LMAO! I wonder if Derek is a hottie these days....

I saw an episode I like over the weekend, and it's one of the few I can't find anything to nitpick about. It was the "Michelle playing a video game until all the adults came in & took over" one. Hee! Actually thought it was pretty funny stuff, with all 4 adults getting crazy & obsessed with the game and wolfing their dinner to run back to play more. Really funny-Comet wolfing his dinner also. Love those TV dogs.

For another laugh, check out this part of the website listed a page or 2 back:
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Movie/6847/adam.html

It would be kind of nice, I guess, but it gets kind of scary toward the end. He gave up piano lessons to watch FH?! And years later, he's still happy he did that?!

It's like, I'm delusional and need to spend a good ten minutes on TWoP to realize it.

Eh...what? Somehow "realistic", "smart" and "intelligence" aren't the first words that pop into my mind when I think of Full House.

I enjoy it for what it is...cheesy fun and that's it.

Anyone but me think the older Miko looks like a thinned down version of Joe Pesci?


IIRC, he played Georgie Jones' gay friend on General Hospital. It was small, two day part though. Typecast much?

Look! Someone who actually thinks Joey was funny! Never thought I'd see the day..

I'll admit to thinking the wood jokes were funny the first time, maybe even the second. But then again I was like 9 years old, I thought Pauly Shore was funny too.

I have to admit it, but I catch myself laughing at the Joey woodchuck jokes. But usually it's only one: The one where he states that he's going to go upstairs and "play with Mr. Woodchuck". You can only imagine what that means, eh? ::::Is unable to stop evil, impure, blasphemous, DISGUSTING, hint of that image come into head::::

In that geocities site that you posted, Btal, I honestly didn't know if that dude was being serious or satirical. However, having encountered the final two sentences, I became convinced:



Verdict: Satire. And pretty good, too, lol.


I know that this is completely off-topic, but I need to express this. You guys here on TWoP are the greatest posters on any forum on the internet; anywhere. I just had a very harrowing, very taxing, extremely horrible experience at collegeconfidential.com on a thread there (I was trolled [something which I just learned of today for the first time], and I took the bait), the result of which was a wasted day and a half of defending myself against a few unsavory characters' posts, and my stomach was literally in cramps because of the ordeal (I am much too thin-skinned I think). Anyway, my main point is that you guys are courteous, respectful, and conscience of others' feelings. I think it's because we all have the same interests, lol. Thank you all so much!

Stavros episode = worst episode of anything ever. It's not even so bad it's entertaining like many of the famous episodes of this wonderful series. This is just terrible.

And it really gives us another reason to hate Michelle, as her line about the dance contest -- "I'll dance too, even if I have to stay up way past my bed time" -- received a thunderous laugh. It. Wasn't. Fucking. Funny. At. All.

Seriously, what a bad, bad, bad episode.

I found a couple episodes online the other day. The teen drinking one, and I think the one someone mentioned a few pages back with the goat cheese pizza.

Whiny brats.

I've forgotten how utterly cheesy this show is... I think I groaned more than I laughed. And I used to watch it obsessively when I was six. Still. It brings back a lot of memories.

But then I found Full House uncensored bloopers. And I think I laughed more at those than I did at the show itself. Man. Why couldn't the show be more like that?

Wow. I remember when FH was brand new. I was freshly married Yuppie. I saw the first or second episode, and dismissed it as something so silly, that it would never last. The LAST thing on my mind is that years later my own sweet children would see it in reruns and it would haunt me to this day. They love it. I learned to appreciate it as a mom who needed some TV shows that didn't push their little envelope flaps too far. Now I can appreciate it in a whole new way in the forum. Who knew? I said it wouldn't last . . .

Auuugh, when will it be April 4 so I can rush to the store to buy season 3? My 1 and 2 DVDs are being overplayed, to a sick degree. Why such a long wait?
I have to add, in my defense, that my channels don't carry FH so I have been waiting years to rewatch some of the episodes.

Does anyone know the point of spacing out the releases? I mean, I'm sure it doesn't take them that long to press the DVDs for release. Anyone, anyone?

That and the mods would kick our asses off the forums, or at least lock the thread, if we were total assholes. But yeah, I love that the TWoP are, as a whole, respectful and intelligent.

I wish they'd put cast commentaries on some of the DVDs. That might convince me to buy a set.

I think the Joey montage that's on the latest season put me off buying them. That, and I have so many other TV shows to buy first.

I've noticed that too. That's one of the great things about TWoP. (One of the many)

On topic? ... When I was eight, I wanted to marry John Stamos. The age totally wouldn't have been a problem.

Cast commentaries might be fun as hell. Might be funny to hear what everyone thinks 10+ years later.

Thanks McKay. And yes, I really do wish that Warner Brothers (I don't know how they got the rights to release it, but they did) would at least TRY to assemble the main cast for interviews/episode commentaries. But then again, they know that I would buy the season compilations anyway, like a moth to the flame.

Speaking of poor episode choices by the networks, the channel guide for ABC Family, I see that they've decided to play the "Michelle rides her bootleg racing cart that she had only a nominal part in constructing and wins when she ought not to have" and "Michelle pisses off her two best friends and has to resort to drawing Comet as her best friend for a school project" episodes. I think that some deviously evil pranksters have long since gotten a hold of the programming of ABC Family and are playing a horrible joke on all of us.

Not only that, but she spent the entire evening on poor Stephanie's feet. That's gotta hurt! And Michelle certainly wasn't a big child, but still. If my sister tried to pull that crap on me, it would so not go down. Thank goodness my little sister is nothing like Michelle (although she can be heard saying "you got it, dude." But that's it.)

No shit! She won because that stupid rose stuck out, like, a foot in front of her cart! Hell, I think the boy's card actually crossed the line first, but I could be wrong. Either way, it's fucked-up.

That rose shit shouldn't even be allowed. It's not a part of the car, therefore Michelle loses. According to that, I could put a stick the length of the entire raceway on my car and say I won without even moving.

You know, that race episode is a horrible one, but there are a few scenes that upset me for a different reason. When the adults were all together, they had a pretty fun chemistry. Watching Danny, Jesse, and Becky actually joke around a bit (aside from Michelle's "I just peed my pants" face as she can't figure out a joke) and then Danny and Jesse picking on Joey, it makes me really sad that the adults were put aside in the final few seasons.

Oh, and that racing episode really irritates me at the beginning when Michelle and Denise are jumping over a hose with no water coming from it and wondering why it's not freaking fun. Who does that, seriously? And then Becky tells them that lunch is ready and Denise acts like she's just won the fucking lottery.

Bleh.

They showed one ep today, not sure which one 'cause I only caught the last minute (I think it was the Mother's Day one), and Becky's hair looked dark brown. That's a hair color I don't remember her having at all. Huh.

A heads-up to any Canadian FH 'fans' - ET Canada is doing a kind of "Where Are They Now?" with Full House actors.. I guess they've been doing it all week, I only caught today's. It's Jodie Sweetin, Dave Coulier, and John Stamos.

And Dave Coulier talks about the song Alanis wrote about him. Hee hee.

Ah, so it WAS about him!

I'm so going to watch John Stamos tomorrow. Thanks for the tip!

Why can't our ET be that cool? That's the best news to come out of Canada since Rush and Neil Young! ::::Hates American television with a visceral loathing:::: That is, unless, ET shows it here, too.

I'm watching the episode where some business tycoon (Bonds...Lou Bonds) wants to buy the house. Michelle is especially annoying in this episode because she shows the family that they were being Selfish and Materialistic. Good thing they have Good Citizen Michelle to point out all their errrors. But Stephanie got in a good line: "(In my new bedroom, I'm going to put the bed over here, the dresser over there,) and Michelle down the hall." BWAH! That Stephanie Tanner was ten kinds of awesome, even though it seems that the actress has had some problems as of late.

I enjoyed this episode--someone mentioned earlier that when the adults interact without the kids, the scenes can be pretty decent. I could not hate Michelle more though then when she pulled the plug on the game. Even if the adults were unnaturally obsessed, she was out of line. It was even more ridiculous when they all thanked her for doing it.