Yeah. Sluts are constantly wearing sports bras to school. It's a real problem in the school system.

Ugh, I saw the episode when Michelle gets Danny this incredibly obnoxious and ugly tie and then makes Jesse take her to the joke store where she got it at the 23rd hour on Christmas Eve. Then she spends the whole time making fun of Jesse and don't get me wrong here, it was funny, but I was like "ungrateful little snob!" Seriously, it was so generous of him to take her and all she does is snark at him. But it was ok because in the end MEchelle helped Jesse get his Christmas Spirit back and the reasonably cranky store owner reconciled with his family even though they weren't even fighting.

In general, I hate how sitcom writers think all kids are snarky mini-adults. Michelle was one of the worst in her last couple of seasons, and now it's rare to find a kid on TV who is NOT a sarcastic little [bleep].

One thing I love about the show Medium - the kids behave like actual children. It's a rare thing to see on television.

I watched their first Christmas episode - the one where their flight gets grounded and they're stuck at an airport on Christmas - and it never fails to crack my shit up for the pure cheese factor. Jesse's speech was just so...sad. "Christmas is not about presents! It's about what's in our hearts!" I die laughing every time. Oh, and "D.J., what do you see over there? <a coat rack> No, I see a Christmas tree! Joey, what do you see over there? <a vending machine> No, I see a Christmas dinner with all the trimmings!" Lame.

As some of us have already mentioned, I can't figure out why Joey was attending a Tanner family Christmas reunion. His own mother lived either in or near San Francisco, right? He couldn't spend Christmas with her? I can sort of understand why Jesse and his parents attended - it was the first Christmas after Pam died, and the Tanners probably wanted the Katsopolous side to be there. (yes, I'm bored enough to fanwank these things)

And of course, there's the ending scene after Santa Claus shows up and the presents mysteriously resurface. The Tanners are ripping open their presents and everyone in the aiport - including the strangers, naturally - are singing happily. If I'm stuck in an airport on Christmas and I see a family opening their gifts, sorry, I would not sing along with them and clap my hands like a nutcase. I would watch them from a distance much like Jane Goodall observing the chimps, then I'd curse them.

Because Joey is a big leech.



LMAO!

Pure cheese, as previously stated.

Saw DJ's f'irst date with Steve" ep yesterday for the 1st time. Kind of different in that the adults were relegated to very little screen time, with the focus on the kids, and surprisingly no Danny/Daughter talk/hug at the end. It was a sister/sister/sister talk/hug fest instead.

Not a bad ep, considering. Considering what, I don't know. Just "considering"! Hee.

I like the sister/sister/sister episodes much better than any of the adult episodes. Mostly because the former usually has a great deal of Stephanie, who is awesome. She was the one redeeming factor on the show. Besides for, you know, DJ and Kimmy snarking at That Slut Kathi Santoni.

Seriously, no one wears a sports bra to school. No one.

Yeah, the episodes where the sisters were conspiring together were the best ones, the most normal ones. The lying to Dad/going to the movies with Steve/I had a bologna sandwich and the hole in the wall/"Dad song" episodes come to mind.

Even Michelle was tolerable when sneaking around with her sisters.

According to tvshowsondvd.com,Season 3 will be out on April 4th :-)

On the DJ's 1st date with Steve, I started saying fiblet after that episode.

Also, on the 1st Christmas episode, that was Boss Hogg as the grumpy man. I also believe he played the Santa.

Here's what I learn after reading 214 pages.

1. Watching Full House makes me sick. But for some reason, I cannot turn away from it.

2. I feel so bad for Stephanie Tanner. Stephanie was the only one that was cute & funny.

3. And most importantly, I hate Michelle Tanner.

Allow me to humbly add to that list:

4. Joseph Alvin Gladstone (yes, it IS horrifying that i know his middle name) is either a mentally-underdeveloped man-child with occasional moments of adult reasoning, or he is an adult with occasional moments of regression into child-like behavioral patterns.

5. Daniel Ernest Tanner (again, scary!) is utterly whipped by his youngest daughter, all at the detriment of his other two [sane] sisters.

6. Jessie, a.k.a. "Hermes", Katsopolis (sorry, don't remember his middle name)....well, I really can't say anything bad about him (well, other than a few isolated incidents such as his not trusting D.J. when he thought she was drinking and when he got overly pissed off at Stephanie from cutting his hair by accident, the latter for which he ought to have bestowed unending thanks upon Stephanie) other than his horrible hair in the first season. And the name "Cochran"; but he had nothing to do with that.

7. Aunt Becky is hot.


Come on people, let's keep the list going!


O, and MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!

8. Candace Cameron was never "fat". I hate TPTB for making her feel bad about being a normal size when she was a pre-teen.

9. The people who call Joey by the name "Uncle Joey" drive me nuts. HE ISN'T AN UNCLE. HE NEVER WAS.

10. Hosts of a daily morning coffee talk show don't have to be at work very early in the morning, as they always have time to sit down and have a traditional breakfast with the family before the kids go to school.

Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah, and Happy Whatever Else You Celebrate!

11) It is in fact possible to be in a rock band, be an exterminator, own a club, work in an advertising agency, and be a radio DJ within eight years, all while simultaneously rocking a mullet, being a man-whore, getting arrested on the day of your wedding, giving up your adult life in your own house to appease your four year old neice, having the ugliest-headed kids on the planet, becoming best friends with a retarded manchild, and coining your very own catch phrase.

Haaaaaaaave mercy!

12. As long as Full House is shown on reruns (which will probably be forever, like the Brady Bunch), there will always be a soft spot for Stephanie Tanner.

13. I can't stand it when people say, Awwwwww...

14. I could never get enough of, "How rude!"

15. Steve is a namby-pamby.

16. Danny Tanner is a clean-freak and a complete loser.

17. If your name is Stephanie Tanner, and you back Joey Gladstone's car into the kitchen because Joey is a dumbass and likes to leave the keys in the car while keeping a 8 year old in charge of it, you will be punished big time. Yet if your name is Michelle Tanner you can break a priceless dinosaur skeleton in a museum and blame it on your Uncle Jesse and you get off scott free with no punishment.

18. Problem-solving must be accompanied by hugging and sad elevator music.

19. I always hear Alanis Morrisette's lyrics in my head when Uncle Joey is onscreen and the horrifying mental images associated with it never go away.

20. Comet the dog was only underused, he had better acting abilities than either Olsen twin.

21. Bizzare neighbors (Kimmy Gibler) will always come into your home without knocking, eat the pancakes you made, and semi-insult adults while wearing biking shorts.

22. It's perfectly all right to put your children and their friends on an all-night telethon and expect working adults to pay hard earned money to charity in exchange.

23. You can be the stupidest stupid that ever stupided and decide that your wedding day is the perfect day to go parachuting get away with it by having a decent singing voice and using it to enhance the cheesy-ness of said wedding.

24. In accordance with the wedding mentioned above (see Rule 24 for further reference) a flower girl may decide to retrace her steps in the middle of the wedding because aw, shucks! she's got blue eyes! And a bun! And a big dress!

25. Despite your backyard being the size of a basement, you'll have no problem harboring a boat, a hot air balloon, or an elephant, etc. It's also a great place for cars and random vehicles, even though there's no way to get them back there.

26. You can have two staircases in separate rooms of the house--one in the living room, one in the kitchen on the opposite end of the house--that both mysteriously lead to the same place on the second floor.

27. If you are a struggling music artist shooting a music video of your first big single (which is actually just a cover of a Beach Boys song), you can tell the bigwigs to shut it and do the video your way and still have it be a smashing success--even if the video is little more than baby porn.

28. Despite the fact that Becky should have been making roughly the same income as Danny she is living for free in his attic and we always get the impression that she and Jessie are struggling to make ends meet while Danny has no trouble supporting a household of up to 10 people at any one time.

29. Whenever someone needs a job they find a job. Almost immediately. Wish i lived in this world!

30. Expanding on #23, you can be a macho idiot (I have to make money because I'm the man! Even if I have to sing in an airport lounge!); have the emotional maturity of an artichoke (You disciplined my niece, I'm pulling her out of preschool! and I'm going bungee jumping since my life will be over now that I'm getting married!); and be co-dependent on your spoiled brat of a niece, but still find a great wife. As long as you have a great singing voice and great hair (most of the time).

31. The best way to become a famous band is to sing covers of other songs.

Ha! That never occurred to me.


I've noticed this is actually true. Off the top of my head, Marilyn Manson and Limp Bizkit got on the map by doing covers.

32. If you're a teenageboy dating DJ you never really get horny and is satisfied being in the most boring relationship ever, even if you're supposedly the most popular guy in school.

33. Also, if said teenage boy decides to humor Michelle by pretending to be her Valentine, boy will be complete bastard for leading her on. Michelle's disappointment will not be a result of her stupidity, because she is flawless and all things revolve around her.

34. If you are a member of a "cool" cover band, you will not spend your time playing at clubs or distributing your demo album. No, you will spend your time playing at dances and parties for the lead singer's nieces.

From Page 68, but I want to comment:



WORD to that! I always thought that had to be the lamest radio station ever. I remember being severely irked by that episode. Wasn't Jesse trying to be macho man by showing Becky he could work and take care of the kids too? He kept running up and down the stairs to check on them. Lame radio station and lame rock club-would call the "Smash Club" a rock club? I'm getting this vague idea that Joey sprawled on the floor had something to do with him being sick and taking nose drops or eye drops? Something weird like that.

35. The hottest club in San Fransisco consists of mostly middle schoolers and younger.

36. Children are welcome to bust in on adults during private conversations, parties, and assorted "gigs". Said adults drop whatever they are doing at the expense of the people they are with, their bosses, and world leaders to listen to their mindless jabber.

I just saw the E:THS on Full House for the first time. Dang, even the E! special turns into the Michelle Show. Why did they have to spend all that time on the frickin' Olsen twins? Even today, now that they're all grown up, they still talk in the same monotone. Jodie and Candace turned out so much better. And where was Gibbler?

I felt kinda sorry for John Posey, who was cast as the original Danny Tanner until Bob Saget suddenly became available. The years have not been kind to Mr. Posey.

37. You can suck at playing soccer by scoring the winning goal for the other team & be called "Wrong Way Tanner", but everything will be all right in the end because you're Michelle Tanner.

OMG - I saw that too and the Olsens had to be the trolliest looking little kids ever. And, frankly, I don't see that they're any better than average looking today-their heads are way too big for those scrawny little bodies and their eyes are creepy, like evil Keane kids. Not to mention the lack o' talent - I was waaayyy too old to see their movies/hear their "music" when it came out and that was painful, even for children's material. I'm just not seeing any talent or appeal to those two.

Jodie and Candace both grew up so pretty and come off intelligent in interviews (even thought Candace has that scary fundie thing going on she manages to appear reasonable in her interviews). It's a real shame what they put Candace through about her weight - she was probably all of a size 8 and most real girls could probably identify with her more because of it. I'd like to see a grown-up Gibbler, too.

38. You get off for everything if you're "Daddy's little princess."
39. Apparently it really sucks being the middle child.

40. Apparently it really sucks being the oldest child, too. That is, as long as Michelle is your sibling.

41. If your name is DJ Tanner or Candace Cameron, then you can be the average weight for someone your age, which a totally healthy weight, but as a consequence, you will be made to feel like you are an elephant.

42. In the course of a week and a half, it is possible to screw up your wedding (but still get married), move out, move back in, renovate an attic, get pregnant, AND have twins.

Can someone recap exactly what happened to CC re: her weight?

Was this on the True Hollywood Story?

Someone sent this to me; quite a coincidence considering I just rediscovered this thread.

Full House Bloopers

They told her she was getting too heavy and needed to lose weight - but supposedly TIIC at FH did it carefully and caringly given the problems Tracy Gold was having (yeah, right, whatever). Evidently it's still upsetting enough to CC that she felt the need to mention it in the THS.

43. If you are [uncle] Joey, you won't have a date in years (or a serious relationship during the entire show).

Well, would you want to date a creepy manchild who lives in his friend's basement?

44. You seemingly have the money to renovate the dank basement to a carpeted basement and then into a recording studio at the whim of the men who live with you. This isn't including the two times you had to repair the kitchen, the time you renovated the attic into a fully-furnished apartment, and the time you replaced the wall-sized window in your daughters' bedroom with a regular wall between the pilot and the second episode.

45. Your oldest daughter has the ability to make a black friend that will be forgotten about the week after we meet her cousin Steve Urkel from Chicago.

46. Time and space frequently flummox with nobody being the wiser. Steve Urkel can meet the Tanners, then meet the family from Step by Step in Wisconsin, neverminding that Full House is a television program in the Step by Step world and John Stamos even appeared as himself there, mentioning his role as Uncle Jesse on Full House.

47. Babies can grow from infants to toddlers with full heads of hair in the span of one summer.

48. Even if Stephanie Tanner is constantly embarassed on Full House, she still has her diginity. Which I cannot say the same for Michelle Tanner.

49. If your name is Barry Williams, you can front a rock band, put out a forgettable pop song, and you'll be America's newest singing sensation. Never mind that you're pushing 40 and until recently, your greatest claim to fame was that you were Greg Brady. Americans won't even care that you replaced the younger, much hotter Jesse as lead singer.

50. If you are a member of the Tanner family, you are never allowed to be upset by yourself for more than 30 seconds. No, the whole family has to come rushing into whatever room you stormed into, in order to fix the problem by the end of 22 minutes. Just having a few minutes to be angry or sad about something or for quiet reflection is forbidden!

A few minutes? Heavens no! That would give you just enough time to become Depressed.

Is it wrong that over the holiday break, I read over this entire thread? Yeah... sad. Well, in my defense, you guys rock at bringing the snark, plus now I know why I sucked at math throughout school: the extra space in my brain was taken up with useless Full House knowledge. Also, I don't think you guys can picture how much I laughed when reminded of the SMUSH CLUB napkins, Gibbler's apathetic, yet Shakespeare-quoting boyfriend, Duane, or this gem of a line: "We're human! We're pudding! HUMAN PUDDING!" Ahahah!

This show brings back so many memories of childhood. I, too, coveted DJ's lip phone. And for some reason, I was always amazed at that living room / kitchen door that swung both ways. Plus, I think Becky was my idol.

Anyways, this whole thing tempted me to go out and buy the DVDs, (of which only Season 2 was available today, sniff), and I hold you people to blame.

So far, Season 2 has solidified my Stephanie love. I laughed and laughed at her delivery when she decided to change her name to Connie Chung.

I didn't realize before, though, how much they relied on baby Michelle (ugh) lines to bring up the "Awww" factor of the show. I mean, every second scene is of the camera zooming in on Michelle's troll face as she pumps out something stupid like "cookie". Gag! I mean, I remember hating older Michelle but it didn't hit me how annoying baby Michelle was.

Also, how could I have forgotten about good ole "I can see up your nose, darling" Harry? Man, I love that little guy. The episode where he "marries" Stephanie used to be my favourite. I remember putting on my First Communion dress and copying the idea of using a roll of wax paper as my train. Sadly, I had no little Harry to recite wedding "bows" to.

Hmmm. Joey isn't as bad as I remember, though the jokes definately irritate now. BUT! The "Fogged In" episode, where Joey climbs into his bed late at night to find Jesse's mom sleeping there, is beyond disgusting. When Danny and the others get downstairs after hearing all the racket, they make Joey get out of the bed and he's wearing long johns. And um, you can clearly see... his... long john. Or short john, or whatever it is you want to call it. It's unecessary, and gross to the max! (Heh, these episodes are bringing out my 90s vocabulary!) The worst part is, Danny hands him a robe and says, "no one needs to see this", but he throws the robe over his shoulders, and it hides NOTHING. Gaaagh. Just very wrong.

Also, I really like how they wrote in Jesse's parents. They make a number of appearances in this season, and I can't get enough of their banter. It seems very natural, and they do a pretty decent job as actors. Almost as good as Sweetin!

Indeed, there were quite a few sexual references. My favourite was when Danny met a woman named Denise at the supermarket and invited her to dinner, along with two of her friends as dates for Jesse and Joey. Of course, because Jesse is such a big ole slutbag, it turns out he once dated Denise. Denise, being a slutbag herself, tries to rekindle their romance or something, and basically comes onto Jesse while on a date with Danny... wrong, much? Anyway, they're standing in Jesse's bunny room and she asks why there are bunnies on his wall. And he answers, "Well, you see... I started off with just two...." And then makes this little face and raises his eyebrows a bit. Heh. Jesse was always fun.
Just want to throw in here that Zoe, one of Denise's girl friends who's supposed to be hanging with Joey over dinner in this episode, totally pissed me off. So much attitude! I mean, I'm not one to be sticking up for ole Joseph here, but every time he tried to break the awkward silence with a joke, she'd shoot him down with a sneer on her face. Of course, in the end, she ends up being a clean freak and makes out with Danny. Sigh.

Another episode riddled with sex references is the bachelor auction one, where Becky ends up buying a date with Jesse for $1700. The thought of Danny "going all night" made me cringe beyond belief.

Anyhoo, I can't believe no one's mentioned one of my all-time favourite episodes. Can't remember when it aired first, and I haven't seen it in years, but it's the one where DJ is supposed to be babysitting Steph and Michelle and sneaks them into the movies where Kimmy is working as a ticket-ripper. She leaves the young'uns at a kiddie movie and heads out to make time with a cute boy. Of course, Steph and Michelle get discovered by an usher and are sent to the manager's office. I think DJ and Kimmy discover the "brats" are gone and one of them surmises that if caught, at least they should be smart enough to keep their mouths shut about how they got into the movie. Next scene is Stephanie sitting in front of the manager, clearly spelling out "G-I-B-B-L-E-R. Gibbler." HA! In your face, Gibblah. Though you guys are right, Gibbler is hilarious. "T-bone" and "Tannerinos" also sent me into fits of giggles.

Okay, time for me to go put in disc 3. Later, NERDBOMBERS!

Great post, consterno, you're making me want to watch my Season 2 DVD's now! I bought them 3 days ago, but have only managed to pull off the cellophane and admire how the discs are packaged - pretty cool layout. I really want to see Steph's wedding with Harry, and the one where DJ and Steph lose Danny's wedding ring in the bathroom sink. Do you or anyone else know if the earthquake episode is in Season 2? I loved that one and I haven't seen it in over 10 years. Something tells me it's from Season 3, though.

I have two episode questions for you guys, these have been bugging me off and on for years. I'm trying to figure out which episodes these two B-stories were in:

- Michelle needs new clothes, so Jesse takes her shopping and she comes home looking like a mini version of himself, complete with a leather jacket and pants.

- Danny's having a yard sale and at one point in the episode teaches Michelle disco moves to "Shake Your Booty". There was something with platform shoes, too.

Actually, these might both be from the same episode, Michelle looked about 4 in them. Thanks for any help you can give me!

Yeah, those were from the same episode. It's from season 4, though, "Slumber Party." The A-story is Stephanie taking Joey to the Honeybee mother-daughter sleepover. And the earthquake one is from season 3.

That cute boy was Steve with a different last name...later he was Steven Hale.