OMG, that's too funny. I'm glad to see they had such a spectacular post- FH career.

The second one looks like he's on his way to lead the after-hours step aerobics class at Crunch.

Wow. The bruddas certainly look interesting and different -- not only different from back in the days of the brudda-hood, but different from each other, IMO. I looked up that cousin of theirs, Lisa, also, since I had no idea who she was. The work I recognized of hers was as Baby Tinkerbell in "Hook" and voice work on "Family Guy."

Stephanie Judith Tanner's influence on America: Back in 1990 or so, I was engaged to the jackass who became boomersstepdaddy #1. He had a bull moose of an ex-wife who was a little slow -- OK, downright stupid. Anyhoo, she calls my office one day and I'm being polite and she asks if I'm the "girl who's dating Mr. Jackass" -- I said "No, I'm his fiancee." She pauses for a minute, yells "How rude!" and slams down the phone. Steph couldn't have said it better herself. Well, yeah, she could have. Steph was the champ and "How rude!" and my personal favorite "Well, pin a rose on your nose."

Lol, I doubt that they even were cognizant of being on the set of Full House until they were told so by their parents. I mean, they were so young during the show's run (I'm between their age (14? 15?) and the Olsens' age (19), 17)., so they wouldn't even likely remember most or any of it.
What truly grates at me is that for the fact that they, for merely being existent on the set of FH and uttering a few semi-memorized lines here and there, they now have hundreds of thousands of dollars (if not more) in the bank, and college is going to be no problem to fund for them. I wonder if Georgetown will give me college money for merely being existent, lol.

Woah, Alex looks gaaaaaaaaay.

Kinda sad that their careers ran so short, though. Maybe their stage mom got sick of it all.

Hahaha, looks like Thing 2 has yet to get a haircut.

Those pics are freakin' hilarious!

Hilarious.

Yeah, I can't get over that the horrible episode where they fantasized about their teenage years has actually come to pass. Well, besides John Stamos needing hair plugs.

I've always wondered [ok, not too much, but the thought did cross my mind a few times] if they were related to Lisa Wilhoit. I remember her from playing Danielle on "My So-Called Life".

Interesting to see the 'bruddahs" never acted again. Proves their talentlessness.

Well, the shows creators were taking a shot in the dark casting babies to act for the duration of the show. They got "lucky" with the Olsen twins but the kids might not have wanted to ever have acted again. Especially since their only experience was repeating what the other said.

You know, I think the real reason they called each other "bruddah" was because the creators forgot which one was which. At least this show took the time (unlike on 7th Heaven) to show that they did have seperate personalities in one episode when they only made friends with eachother and so Jesse and Becky went to a Twins Support Group and Jesse got all freaked out by lobsters. Errrrr, yeah. Anyway, then they each took one kid to seperate places and they each made seperate friends. Then the "bruddahs" were reunited and the Guitars Of Doing The Right Thing For You Kids Even Though It's Kind Of Scary played in the backround.

The "Mr. Egghead" episode shown last nite was one I hadn't seen before and I was so wishing it had been Michelle who'd been punched by the big boxing glove. I am evil! Actually, I thought Michelle was kind of cute in that one. As in non-annoying.

Ugh. The freaking finale is on, and it never fails to piss me off.

Stupid Michelle and her stupid friend Elizabeth, stupidly riding by themselves on a trail, which more experienced riders probably would never do, but novice riders should never do.

God, Michelle sucks.

But I do enjoy her amnesia-induced snark.
"So, do you all live in the neighborhood?"
Heh.

Great screen name, Crazy Cat Lady.

It's hard for me to hate on a baby character, but I think it goes without saying that the characters of most kids on sitcoms kind of grate. Michelle was doomed her character was written.

Thats true Make Its So. Michelle's actually less annoying than some other sitcom little kids. They have to be all smart alec and say things no 5 year old would ever understand. At least Michelle didn't make fun of and belittle the characters who were older than her, as little kids do on other shows. Like for example, anyone remember Lilly on Step by Step.....I HATED her. And the little boy that was on Fresh Prince for a bit.........


Its odd that Stephanie escaped that fate.

Thanks, Make It So; same to you but more of it. :)

I love the Mr. Egghead episode.

Hey there, Mr. Egghead, you scientific dude,
Whenever you're around, I'm in a scientific mood

Also, when Uncle Jesse suggests that Derek (I think, it's been a while) takes a trip through the "eggxit." One of the few truly funny lines ever delivered on this stupid show.

Thank you all for this thread! It has been a wonderful and absolutely hilarious trip down memory lane. I so loved this show growing up, and I still love it as camp/nostalgia. Totally on board with the Michelle hate.

Does anyone remember the ep when DJ wanted her own room, in part because she goes to high school--"Land of Maturity" as she calls it--while Steph and Michelle are still younguns. But of course Michelle doesn't want to share a room (the horror!) so Steph feels rejected and she moves into the bathroom. They come in to find her reading in a book in....WAIT FOR IT...the bathtub! So many great moments like that. Moments that were supposed to be funny, but were actually made all that much more funny by the underlying layer of unintentional hilarity.

As far as catchphrases, my sisters and I still sometimes quote "I...I am stunned," which Danny uttered upon seeing how Vicky's mom redecorated the girls' room (after Vicky says, "Danny! Isn't it stunning?"). Speaking of Vicky, what a bitch. I was glad they broke up, even though it was for a lame reason. So the old lady knew his recurring nightmare was being naked on a stairmaster...and now they have to break up?

Good times.

Yes! And I must disagree with DJ here because I'm in High School, and while it is many, many, things, "maturity" is most certainly not one of its attributes.


I saw the episode of DJ's 13th birthday the other day. She invited a boy she likes (and who also likes her) but they were both too shy to talk to each other so Kimmy and (Slutty!)Kathy Santoni set up a Spin-The-Bottle-Game-That-No-One-Ever-Joins and when DJ's love interest spun, everyone scootched back except for DJ, so Kevin had to kiss her. At the very last minute, DJ backs out because this is so not how she wanted her first kiss to go. Meanwhile, the Three Stooges are eavesdropping upstairs through an airvent and get all freaked out because they are worried about all the dirty things that will ensue in a living room full of 13 year olds that akwardly kiss each other on the cheek. They rush down and just miss DJ rejecting The Boy That We Will Never See Again. DJ, all annoyed like (though I can't fathom why) runs upstairs and talks to Aunt Becky, who starts talking about herself. Of course. But DJ feels all better and if memory serves correctly, after the party (everyone just left) The Boy That We Will Never See Again comes back and they kiss akwardly. But I'm not sure, so don't hold me to it.

Ah, but we did see that boy again. The very special PSA episode about drinking.

I still don't see how that worked. 'Cause if the bottle wasn't pointing at her, did he still have to kiss her, just because she was the only one there? That's not how I figured the game works...


And what a coincidence - Bob Saget naked on a stairmaster is one of MY recurring nightmares!

I loved that one, Miss Daisy. And hee at Slutty Kathy Santoni. Didn't she get pregnant later on in the series? Because only girls with big boobs and short skirts have sex, yall.

So funny--I always wondered the same thing myself.

Yes she did. DJ and Kimmy went to her baby shower in the same episode that DJ violates curfew. But that storyline worked OK; In the Opening Credits Sequence, DJ and Kimmy ask Danny to borrow his credit card to buy Kathy Santoni a gift for her baby shower. Then DJ accidently falls asleep with Steve in his new apartment (how did he pay for it? He doesn't have a job!) and Danny gets all freaked out because he is terrified that DJ will get herself into the same situation that that slut Kathy Santoni did.

I remember the episdoe from the first day of middle school for DJ and her and Kimmy saw Kathy Santoni with bigger boobs than she had in 6th grade and they made her out to be such a slut. Poor Kathy.

I always imagined how it would have been like if DJ and Steve really did sleep together that night, and Danny peeped through the door...I mean, ew...why would he do that?

Didn't Kathy Santoni stuff her bra? I remember them talking about how someone spilled OJ on her top (who drinks orange juice at lunch?) and "it absorbed like *that*!"

...why do I remember these things? Just think what all that brain space could be used for!

FWIW, Kathy Santoni was married before she got pregnant. Remember how Danny was freaking out that a high schooler was married and having a baby?

O, you'd be amazed at how much you can fit inside your memory when you're young (i.e., not passed early-mid twenties). As long as you cram in all the information when you're brain is still growing, you can get it all in quite nicely, lol.

I thought she was married because she was having a baby?

And Vespasian88, looks like I have over 10 years worth of garbage to cram into my head. Great...

Edited because "a" does not mean "I" or "me."

As do I. I'm trying to memorize all 192 episodes before such a stunt becomes detrimental. O.k., maybe not memorize ALL of them, but a lot of them lol. My parents are in amazement that I can actually enjoy Full House. It's actually quite funny, they're like, "For a smart kid, you do watch some stupid things." They can't reconcile my H.S. GPA with a person who watches Full House, lol (and quite frankly I'm insulted because they insulted my second favourite show of all time!).

O, and does anyone know if the Ebenezer Scrooge makers of the FH season 2 dvd set put anything special into this set, like cast interviews/commentary, or a behind-the-scenes, or ANYTHING more than the first season set? I know that it's set to come out December 2, but at the time the December 2 date was announced, it was too premature to find out what exactly would be on the set, extras-wise.

Was that when she had a poster board of notes and did a whole presentation? "Together, we can make it happen." Hee!

Yup. Joey was such a jerk in that episode. They had reached a decision and Joey was like "can I see card 2" and I was all "Shut. Up."

HIGHlarius Joey was soooo not funny.

That episode just burns me up. Why was Joey even IN on this decision. And why was Danny letting the girls dictate to him how the room arrangements should be? Michelle and Stephanie balk at the idea and he's all, "I think I might need to rethink this room-swapping thing." What?! It's YOUR friggin' house, dude, Grow a pair and stick to the original decision of letting DJ have her own room. Michelle getting to have it was just ridiculous.

Sorry. Apparently, I have issues with this episode.

Speaking of Joey nonsense, I typically hate the later episodes, but my husband and I always quote Little Richard in the episode where Joey ran for PTA president. The "Shut up, Joey!" line has proven useful in more situations than anyone might have guessed.

Aaaand, speaking of later episodes, since Saget and Stamos make no bones about wanting to leave Full House as time went on, does anyone notice that there was a noticeable decline in the effort Bob Saget put into making Danny Tanner seem less like an actor reading lines in the last two seasons? I'm thinking specifically about the episode where Michelle brings home that stupid donkey and he keeps everyone up at night. I don't think Bob Saget managed to mask his discontent very well in that particular episode, but that was a pretty common thing later in the series.

I'll have to look for that next time it's run. That was one of the stupidest episodes I've ever seen on any TV series-actually, it probably was the stupidest, so I can't blame Saget for going through the motions.

Last nite I saw the "DJ accused of drinking beer" ep for the first time. Steph was so cute in that one-"I believe you, DJ." Geeze, how'd they'd let the focus shift to the Olsens instead of keeping it on Jodie? Oh, and I was kind of, but not really watching the next one where a baby boy suddenly appeared (because of course there's never enough people living in that house at any one time!) and Michelle was bumming out because Jesse was playing with the baby & giving him her toys, etc.

So, my questions are: Who was the baby & where did he come from & why was he there? Thanks!

That was my all time biggest Uncle Jesse Hate episode. According to his logic, since he himself was a juvenile delinquent, then it naturally follows that his niece - who had never ever displayed that kind of behavior - was guilty. And, IIRC, his big proof was that those little shit head boys said she did it. So yeah, of course he would believe those little punks (whom he didn't even know) over his own niece. HATE.

You know if it was Michelle in DJ's position, Jesse would have kicked those guys asses for slandering his Golden Niece's name.

Hee, hee! So true.

His name was Tony, and he was the Tanner's yuppie neighbors' baby. They needed Danny and his family to babysit him (I suppose high-end middle class folks can't afford or don't like to pay for a babysitter, so they bother neighbors they hardly know to watch their kid OVERNIGHT). And sadly, I think he was a better actor (at approximately 1 years old) than the Olsens were in that episode, lol.

BWAHAHAHAHA! Thank you!

Not only that, but Michelle would be totally mortified and wouldn't have to go to school for a week. And then the boys would come over and apologize, because they only did it because they like-her-like-her and the guitars of Michelle Is The Best Kid And Does No Wrong And Everyone Else Is Meaningless And Worthless would play in the backround, a constant reminder of who is boss.

"O, look Michelle. It's a car. And what does the car say? Nothing. That's right. Because he's dead." If you remember the way Saget said that line, you'd know what I'm talking about when I say that it was one of the best lines ever on that show. [This episode was on today, jogging my memory.]

Saw the one last nite where Michelle went around pinching everyone due to Uncle Jesse's great advice-then he pulled her out of pre-school because he didn't like how the teacher was handling the situation. It's not going to kill a kid to have to sit in a corner for 5 minutes. Who pulls a kid out of pre-school anyhow? Hee!

You know, I have to admit to secretly liking Uncle Jesse's advice to pinch the other kid right back, but it was ill-advised. Didn't he realize that a three-year-old can't really covertly exact revenge on a bully and she'd just get herself in trouble? Pulling her out of preschool was such a stupid move. Just because YOU let the little monster run wild doesn't mean that teachers are willing to coddle and spoil the brat. Nor should they.

I suspect that Jesse DID know that. [Now it ought to become obvious lol.]

I saw an episode today in which the girls' cousin, Steve (otherwise known as Kirk Cameron), comes to Tannertown because his father has moved out and he wants some time with the "guys." Of course, I have a few observations:

1. Kirk, or Steve, tried to act cool when he was babbling in an awkward kind of baby-talk to Michelle, but she completely dissed him with this snarky you're-a-tool facial expression. It's good to see she was as put off by Steve's "manliness" as I was. Too bad that was the best acting one of the Olsens ever did.

2. He wanted to spend "guy time" with Jesse, Joey, and Danny? He should've come back six years down the road and hung out with Gia instead.

3. He confused Jesse and Joey, and he was serious--although I would like to see Stamos' Bullwinkle impression.

4. DJ was infatuated with "Steve." Foreshadowing? And does anybody remember when Future Boyfriend Steve had his hot cousin walking around his apartment in nothing but a bathrobe? This near-invisible cloud of incest pollutes the Tanner household. After all, Sagat in his stand-up does claim that all the girls performed sex acts on him. Especially Gibbler. Disgusting.

Ewww, Tanner-cest.

My 3 year old LOVES Full House. She calls it "The Michelle Show".. (pretty accurate, dontcha think?)

We saw the swimming pool episode the other day and I didn't remember having seen it before, but my GOD! I'd smack that obnoxious kid.

Anyway, for the last week now we've been saying to each other, "Daddy, am I thtill yo little pwintheth?" Hee! My kid brings the snark.

*sheepish* My mom pulled me out. I kicked the teacher after she tried to make me go swimming (hey, I maintain that one should not force four-year-olds to get into the water if they don't feel ready!) and the last straw was when my mom caught the teacher dumping me outside the building and making me stay there with no supervision at all.

Quite different than being made to stand in the corner, but in any case I am one of the few and proud (*snerk*) pre-school dropouts. Sort of.

Haha, I never even went to preschool so that whole thing was lost on me.

I was homeschooled through preschool, so I didn't have to go through that either.

Ha ha, pre-school. I remember not liking it at all. I would stand by the door of my Catholic pre-school building and just "guard" it as my uncle used to say, lol. And I recollect being extremely disinterested (because it was all stupid shit all the other kids were doing!). I'm sure it was just on the right level for Michelle, though (if not slightly too hard for her).

Did I even go to preschool? I know I did something one year where I went for half a day. Hmmm...well, whatever I did, I'm sure I was smarter than Michelle!

I also found that pinching thing funny. It wasn't good advice, but it's old-school and realistic.