I also saw the THS this week - some good stuff, even though there were way too much on the Olsen brats. I've always found Dave Olsen to be almost as creepy as Pa Simpson.

I thought Jodie looked definitely augmented in her honeymoon pictures.

and really, hasn't there already been 500 biographies on these two? Is there anything left we don't already know? Michael Jackson has had less exposure than these two kids. I would much rather hear about the other cast members who we haven't seen for years.

Must be because I'm struggling at working the night shift [so tired from Easter activities which led to lack of sleep!] and I've had a bit too much Red Bull but I just laughed out loud for like 5 minutes straight. Hah.

The Full House thread on the third page! InconCEIVable!

I am watching the episodes where Stephanie is turning man-ish. It could be the flannel, but to me, it looks like it's because of her posture. Something weird about it....

Especially when she stands next to Gia.

I think it's a combination of the flannel shirts, the way she talks, and her mannerisms in general.

Yeah, but we're winning the auction so far.

When I was younger, I actually attempted to write a fanfic that explored Stephanie coming out. After reading the lastpage or so, I guess I wasn't the only one picked up on a certain vibe from her. I eventually abandoned the project when it was clear it would become a strong contender for "Suckiest Thing I've Ever Written".

Nope. I totally got ho-yay between her and Gia before they tried to make them stepsisters. That first episode when she came to apologize, they seemed almost Jo/Blair-y but still in terms of the slashability.

Really? What's your ebay name so I can keep track? And if it takes another $10 or so to get us up there, you can count me in.

OMG OMG OMG *hops around like a demented rabbit* y'all HAVE TO WIN THAT AUCTION. What's the eBay name of the bidder? I'll try and scrape up a few bucks if it's a close race...
Have people decided on which episode yet? My vote still goes for the Disney/MichelleFUCKINGSUCKS/Joey's made of shark food/Aladdin is Steve! episode.

My ebay name is ekarras. And thanks! Email me with that so I can keep track of who is donating? So far as I can tell, we seem to be going with the Disney episode.

Michelle has size 13 feet? They have size 13 children's shoes?

Don't childrens' shoes go up to 14 before 'adult' sizes come in?

They do indeed. I wore them when I was in...second grade?
I have deformed flipper feet, what can I say?

I don't know why I'm surprised. When I was a kid, I had to wear men's shoes because my feet were too wide.

Let me tell you, you can NOT find adult women size 11 wide width wedges /anywhere/.

You gotta love Michelle's little pedicurist friend. How did she know how to wrap a foot?

I have huge feet, too -- it's one of the side-effects of being tall, and really not as big of a deal as Michelle and family made it out to be. Yes, Michelle was, like, nine and understandably immature, but still. DJ and Steph make a few harmless jokes and Danny made them apologize for hurting fragile Michelle's feelings. Someone should have told her to suck it up and quit whining already, 'cause really, there are more important things to worry about. Like why that creepy man-child lives in your basement, for instance.

I just dissolved into that mouth-wide-open-no-sound-escaping-shit-can't-breathe laughter.
You have a point. And seriously, what kid can't take teasing at all, especially growing up with two older sisters?

Two older sisters, a Joey AND Kimmy Gibbler. You'd think she'd be a rock.

Did I ever Menchen that I hate all the chare cHARECTORSs esppesially the youngest amazly spoiled 1 Michelle , uncle bad hair Jesse and a clean peice of dog shit Danny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow. I enjoyed that post only because I imagined it was performance art.

Bob Saget was on Conan last night, and boy, I almost forgot how so un-Danny Tanner like he is. Dirty, dirty, dirty old man! I loved every minute of it. The audience seemed to go nuts from the moment Conan announced that Bob was on the show, so kudos to the Full House love.

Argh! I so wanted to see Saget, but my mother wanted to watch Nancy Grace natter about the Pope all night and morning long.

Glark - hee!

I caught the last three or so minutes of his interview, just in time to hear him pull out the "Riverdance girl stomped on my heart" attempt-at-a-joke. I know he said it wasn't meant to be funny, but I secretly think he was hoping for some laughs.

We are winning again.

Depending on your budget, a friend of mine (who wears an 11.5 herself) says they have larger sizes in wide width at Payless Shoe Source and Nordstrom. I wear a 9, and sometimes even that is hard to find. Weird.

Topic! I am loving my S1 DVDs...they used to say 'the d-word' and 'the h-word'! :o

The d-word is seriously scandalous for this show.

I just saw the episode where Joey and Jesse spend $20,000 dollars to buy Danny's old car as a gift for his birthday. Beyond stupid -- how the hell did those two get so much money? Did Joey do a little drug-dealing on the side, or something? (Now that would be a VSE for the ages.)

ABCFam also ran the episode where DJ messed up Jesse's car after he let her drive it after just getting her license (smart move, that) and the one where Steph hits Joey's car into the house. I guess it was a car marathon, or something.

I have to admit, I watched the car marathon today. It's just too bad they didn't include the Bullet episode.

I also noticed something really weird between yesterday's and today's episode --- Michelle and Joey both reference the McRib.

To quote Stephanie from one of the afternoon episodes today:

"I don't want to make out with Bobby. It feels awkward."

And to think Ellen DeGeneres got all the press about coming out in a sitcom....

I thought I was going nuts after reading the episode descriptions on my DirecTV guide. It finally dawned on my dumb ass "ohhh, it's a car theme marathon." Hee.

The episode where Stephanie drives Joey's car into the kitchen contained the line that's been quoted recently on this thread. The one were Danny tells her "there's nothing you can do that'll make me stop hugging and kissing you." That is some skeevy stuff, yo.

When my sister and I saw that that episode was on, we ran into the room just in time to hear the hugging and kissing line creepily delivered and to shout "Ew, ew, ew! Perviest line ever! Inappropriate, inappropriate!" We're gluttons for punishment, apparently.

Actually, my watching a show in which my feelings towards the characters range from mild dislike (DJ, Stephanie, Becky) to strong dislike/discomfort (Joey, Danny) definitively proves I'm a masochist. Every time I catch the beginning of a rerun, I must stay tuned for the rest of the show, no matter how mind-numbingly stupid it is or how often I've seen it. It's quite sad, really.

I notice that the writers try to parallel the relationship Stephanie and Kimmy had (Stephanie always being sarcastic towards her and trying to one-up her) to the one Michelle and Gia now have. Kind of annoying.

I too find it annoying, mainly because I can't stand the Olsens and Marla Sucksalot. I actually enjoyed Kimmy and Stephanie's back-and-forth.

"kind of?" Try EXTREMELY. Both Jodie Sweetin and Andrea Barber could pull off the snarky, sarcastic lines while still being very funny. Both Olsens and Marla whatsherface just sounded snooty when saying their lines

I think most of the storylines, relationships and even jokes were recycled a couple of times throughout the run of the series.

They did include the Bullet episode ("The Big Three-O," I assume, is what we're talking about?). It was the first one in the marathon.

Worse than when Danny delivered the "hugging and kissing" line to Stephanie after she drove Joey's car through the kitchen was yesterday when I was watching the very last episode where Michelle loses her memory. DJ is going to the prom and is coming down the steps all dressed up in her prom dress and Danny is in front of her with the video camera, acting all excited about how good DJ looks, saying, "Come to Papa!" GROSS! That is still giving me the creeps this morning when I think about it.

Oy! That's just nasty.

And all this time I thought that Joey was the most likely pedophile in that household. Creepy.

LMAO! Hubby and I do this when watching The Cosby Show. We pick out all of the pervy, CreePa type things Bill Cosby says (and there were plenty). I'll have to start doing this with Full House.

Come to think of it, one epi did make me very uncomfortable. The one where DJ and Danny go on a double date. Who the hell would do that with their Dad?



I've come to the conclusion that Joey was heavily into porn.

Lorelai and Rory have double dated before on Gilmore Girls. Sure the quality of the programming and relationship is quite different, but just saying is all. Personally I thought it was great of DJ to do that, she knows her dad is lonley and was trying to help him out somewhat, never thought of it pervy before.

Is that the episode where they go to that 80s cafe? If so, they didn't go on a double date on purpose, you know. They didn't know where the other was going on their date and they accidentally ran into each other. And I don't think either of them wanted to end up sharing a table, either, but awkward situations and hilarity always ensue.

Danny probably planned it that way. He's JUST THAT CREEPY.

I know I've brought this up before, but I just have to vent again, after watching the episode last night where Becky was made producer of Wake Up San Francisco. I like how everywhere they go, people recognize them as the hosts, as if that's the biggest show in a city that big. It always struck me as such a dinky little talk show. And it's so ridiculous, throughout the series, that every time there's an event that needs an announcer, Danny and Becky always have the job. And on various episodes, Danny and Becky will be doing work for the show at home, like planning the schedule and deciding who the guests will be. That's just ridiculous. If it's supposed to be as big of a show as they make it, then other people who work behind the scenes would be taking care of that stuff. And I know, it's even more ridiculous that this gets to me as much as it does.

I thought I'd seen every Full House ep there was, but I just saw one that I've never seen before. It was something about Michelle having big feet and thinking she's a freak (because you are, freak) and Jesse making Becky mad by telling her she can't sing. The episode totally sucked, but there was one funny moment (to me, anyway.) Michelle wraps her feet in plastic wrap and is soaking them in a bucket of ice water, when DJ and Stephanie come in and make her take her feet out. Then Danny and Joey come in. Joey, who's conveniently holding a glass of soda says he was looking for the ice, then reaches in the bucket, puts the ice in his glass, and drinks. Stephanie then says, "Dad, Michelle was soaking her feet in a bucket of ice" and Joey spits the drink out. I cracked up.

Also, those twin boys are the worst. After Jesse apologizes to Becky for saying her singing sucks, and the audience has their "Awww..." moment, one of the twin nitwits calls out "Just kiss her already!" I mean, how would a toddler know to say something like that in real life?

One more thing: at the beginning of this ep, Stephanie is wearing a huge, boxy brown jacket and a long brown and white plaid skirt that starts just under her chest. Someone in the wardrobe department seriously hated Stephanie in those later seasons.

Tee! For some reason, this just cracked me up! As Stephanie got older, her waist got higher and higher. I think that's why her clothes started looking so dorky. She definitely went through a gangly, teenager phase. But man, was she an adorable child!

So lame. Whomever wrote those kids' lines ought to be smacked.

You got it dude!

*Sticks thumb up!*

That made me laugh out loud, MaggieMooster.

*shakes finger*
You're in big trouble, misters!

Tonight the very first episode was on. The one thing that's always bothered me about this episode is how clueless Jesse and Joey are about what to do with Michelle, specifically changing her diaper. I know it was supposed to be part of the comedy and cuteness, but please...If you have two people coming to live with you to help you raise your children and they are watching the children on a regular basis while you're at work, don't you think you'd go over some basics, like changing table, disposing of diapers, etc. It's just so ridiculous, now that I'm an adult watching it, that it's hard to see the humor in it.