Ten Reasons to Hate Joey Gladstone. I think it makes some good points, actually.

I never thought of that, but it's so true.

When you put it that way, it really is a legitimate point.

Hee!

While the last one is (I'm assuming) a joke, it's kind of hard to take other arguments seriously when:The grammar teacher inside of me dies a little.

While dead on in reference to Joey, I kind of took this one personally because I'm actually living a basement right now.

At least Joey could probably spell Santa Claus.

Pushing poor grammar and spelling aside momentarily, I appreciated this:

Loved that one.

I saw an episode the other night that I hadn't seen in a really long time; it was the Christmas one when Steve got accepted into "Daytona Beach University." And the most annoying thing to me wasn't Joey in a Santa costume, nor was it Joey pulling the twins in boxes for all of 2 feet then taking a break, nor was it Stephanie and Michelle's insane bitching about presents. No, it was Jesse managing to cover the entire backyard in "snow." Because first of all, it was clearly fake snow. Secondly, they had a snowball fight with no gloves. Being from Central NY, I can tell you that you do NOT participate in a prolonged snow activity of any kind without the proper hand protection. And finally, what was perhaps the most annoying -- how the hell did he get snow waaay up at the top of those trees that were in the neighbors' yards??

Today they aired the one where Gia tells the school that Stephanie paid some guy to go out with her and Stephanie retaliates by blowing up Gia's report card and sticking it on her locker. It kinda bugged me that the moral of that ep seemed to be, "Don't get mad, don't get even, and don't demand an apology, just let people be assholes to you." Frankly I thought Stephanie's actions were justified. Though I'd like to know HOW she got ahold of Gia's report card.
But the episode's saving grace, of course: WE'RE HUMAN! WE'RE PUDDING! HUMAN PUDDING!

They also aired the stupid camp one, but that's such shit I can't stand to watch it.

Doesn't her new friend (I'm blanking on her name right now) help her by stealing Gia's file from the office? I think that's how she gets the report card, IIRC.

It's sad how much this made me laugh.

No clue; I was kind of fading in and out, and I wouldn't be surprised if the eps have been chopped a bit over time.


It's possibly the one genuinely funny (intentionally funny, that is) moment in the show's entire run, IMO.

Yup, Mickey steals it.

Since you guys are talking about her, Marla Sokoloff, who played Gia was on DH tonight as Lynette's new nanny.

Grr. I missed it. Thanks, cable, for spazzing.
I can't stand Marla Sokoloff, though. I've seen her in interviews, and she is such a friggin' bubbleheaded idiot. She makes Tara Reid appear intelligent and well-spoken.

I'm watching FH right now, the episode where Stephanie first meets Mickey and Gia and they PSA all over the place about smoking. Has anyone noticed the scene in the school bathroom when the girls are lighting up how crappily edited ABCFam made it, apparently cutting out every shot of the other girls with cigarettes in their mouths? It goes straight from Stephanie being handed a cig to the middle of her sentence about a chest X-ray. It's so blatant and ridiculous.

ABCFamily is shitty. nuff said




I love this episode actually. Hell, I would of probably done to the same thing

I remember after the first time I saw this episode, I annoyed the shit out of my mom singing that very song around the house for days. I think I might start again.

Heh, "Human Pudding" reminded me of the Nick show, "Welcome Freshmen"- there was a scene w/a teen band in it, and I think they were called "Killer Tofu."



So let's see, Full House has covered underage drinking (DJ @ her junior high dance, gets caught w/a can of beer in her hand), smoking (Steph & the cigs), sex (DJ goes on a date to a drive in movie w/that dude from Jesse's band), eating disorders (DJ starves herself for Gibbler's birthday pool party)... have we missed any?

I can't remember the "human pudding" line. I can't believe I forget what has to be the only intentionally funny Full House moment ever!



Isn't that the one where Stephanie, DJ, and Michelle come back from camp and they're all, "You're boring, Dad and assorted hangers-on" so they go back and spooky yet wacky hijinks ensue? That was a gem.



Under the category of "why the hell do I know this?": They totally stole that from Doug! It was one of the timeless Beets songs.

The worst part of that camp episode is where Joey, in his baggy, high waisted, acid wash jeans, sits in a plate of...I'm blanking but I think it was s'mores, and we're subjected to scenes of Comet chasing him around trying to lick it off. Oh gawd. The horror of anything having to do with Joey's ass.

Weren't they called mystery meat, or something like that, or was that their song? hmmm...anyway, OT, today's eppy with the snow and the Steve as Santa was kind of dumb..."I know a guy who makes snowcone so I bought 17,000...the hell??!!

I know! But I think Welcome Freshmen may have come first...not sure though. But both are/were Nick shows, so I guess it's not really stealing.

AH-EE-OO! KILLER TOFU! OO-EE-OO! KILLER TOFUUUUU!

I immediately thought of you guys when I read this.
Caption: "How to win a Presidential Election..."



It gets better. Uncle Jesse sprays whipped cream all over...the area.

If a candidate worked "eat man ziti" in there, s/he'd have my vote.

Sick man! Oh, and I bet you guys agree with me when I say Michelle is a dispecable, most incredible spoiled little brat in the world. (I'm still a newbie, so please, bear with me). She could get away with murder!

He puts a cherry on top of Joey's ass too!

GarfieldTheCat, welcome to TWoP. The better of this thread is dedicated to that very subject. If you want some good laughs, read back into the thread. I do, even now. It's hilarious!

Random: I met a guy last night named Jay Gladstone. Is it horrible that he was cute and fun...but I just couldn't get past his name? It's waaaaaaay too close to Cool-yay.

Well, if you said he was cute and fun, then apparently he didn't put his thumbs to his head and pretend to be bullwinkle.....

Poor Comet. And I have been reading back. I never realized how much you guys hated Michelle. It's fucking hillarious! Watching thr reruns on ABCFamily and Nick and Nite, I never realised how much shit she got away with! The Disney World eppy-Deer Hatred.

Today I was watching the eppie where uncle( blanking on the name)....Jesse got the smash club. I am kinda afaid of the clothes jesse is wearing in the begining. And what the hell when trying to get a loan the banker asks why he really wants the smash club? what banker asks that

I crack up at his overacting during the big scene where he finally speaks to his granddaughter. It was something like, "HEL-LO SWEET-HEART! [big scary smile] MERRY... CHRIST-MAS... TO YOU TOO! [big scary smile]" I have to love it just because it's like anyone who gets sucked into the Manzitiverse of Full House has to automatically become a crappy actor. Thankfully the cagey producers never tried to get anyone that good for the show so only Little Richard, Tommy Paige, Frankie Avalon, Annette Funny Jello, The Del Rubio Triplets, Scott Baio, The Beach Boys, Doris Roberts, Barry Williams, Martha Quinn, and our savior Kirk Cameron actually got snowed into doing the show.

What an A-List of guest stars. Notice how many actually had the chops to NOT play themselves in some form or another.

I hate every episode where they get locked in something. It's stupid and they all turn out the same

How many episodes were there when they got locked in something? And, after naming all those, how many of those had Michelle and/or Jesse as the ones locked in? Off the top of my head, I remember the gas station (though I'm blanking as to who that was), Michelle and Jesse in the toy store, and Jesse and Joey down in the basement when it was a recording studio.

This never stops being funny.

They were also "locked in" the airport in a matter of speaking.

Gas station-Michelle's birthday party (the one where she rides an elephant in her back yard)
Toy store
Subway (Jesses's graduation)
Recording studio
Airport
Smash club storage room (Kimmy and Jesse)

I think Thats all of them. The one where they get locked in a gas staion is my least favorite eppy

Another least fave eppy-Where Michelle brings home that damn donkey

OMG, I hate that episode, too. Look, Michelle has a big huge party going on at home! Watch Jesse screw up with the kids and end up getting locked in the garage! And what will Uncle Jesse do to save the day? Why, use some garage items to concoct a circus within the garage to make Michelle happy happy happy! Barf.

That donkey episode is the worst. Episode. Ever. You can tell that they ran out of ideas at that point. What I hate most about it is that Michelle is never punished for purchasing the donkey and waking the entire family up in the middle of the night due to its braying.

I would of shot that damn thing. But all I want to know is, how do you make $221 from a lemonade stand? Go fig. And how do you get an elephant in the backyard that tiny?

I have lots of least faves, but this one burns me. Tanner family wants to move. Spolied Michelle doesnt want to move, so she gets her friends to flunk the inspection. Danny agrees and decides not to sell the house-Shut up, brat, you aint the adult!




You know, I don't remember anybody apearing as themselfs except the Beach Boys

Frankie and Annette did. Joey was going to be on a show with them. It was horrible.

Either that or "Joey's about fed up!"

Didn't Joey tell her to tell everyone that she didn't have change so as to rip them off?

Heh-heh...little monster


But I was on TV Tome recently. I think this was already discussed, but I did not know Michelle's little crush, Howie was a girl. Quite freaky

Toddler HoYay!

Ah yes, the great lemonade stand heist of FH. What always bugged me about it is, why didn't one guy use is $20 to buy one for everyone (and they could have paid him back)? Who FORKS OVER 20 bucks for a cup of watered down, probably-stirred-with-Michelle's-own-grubby-paws lemonade?



Let's not forget the one where DJ comes back from Spain w/Steve-arino, and Steph & Michelle sneak on to a plane that's going to New Zealand and get stuck on the plane (I think this counts as a "getting locked in something" episode).

And this is a tad OT, but how many of you also watch the Olsen twins' tween show, "Two of a Kind"? Repeats are on ABC Family.

[nerd] I LOVE 'Two of a Kind'!!! [/nerd]

Yes, I've seen every episode several times. No, I'm not ashamed of that. I hated MicHELLe on FH, but ToaK and 'So Little Time' weren't horrible shows. I'm not anti-Olsen...just anti-MicHELLe.

I agree. In ToaK they at least sort of had personalities and souls.

Michelle was such a manipulative little brat. In the episode I watched today Jesse had a sausage almost all the way up to his mouth (that was so not supposed to be dirty) and Michelle asks if he's gonna eat it. He of course says no and gives it to her.

And I love how Stephanie asked Danny if she should go prep or grunge and then ends up in her normal Stephanie clothes anyway.

Steve Urkel playing "Cousin Steve", I think, was another guest star. I was thinking how he was a decent catch, until I realized both shows were produced by the same company, so whatever. Along the same lines, Mark Linn Baker appeared as Becky's cousin(?) in that horrible twins contest episode. Might have been another Miller-Boyett connection.

I never liked "So LIttle Time"

And I also hated that twin contest eppy. Another eppy that burns me is where DJ and Stephanie gets the Blame for what Michelle does

Those were two entirely different episodes. The one where she made over 200 bucks was from season 8's "You Pet It, You Bought It", when she ended up spending the money on the donkey. The incident where she claimed to have no change was from season 5's "Captain Video" when she was raising money for her stupid little ant farm.

Like it or not, this does happen. My older sister always got in trouble for things I did.

The only notable stars that didn't play themselves basically were Doris Roberts (Danny's mom) and Scott Baio (Jesse's old friend). All the others either played themselves or something very similar:

- Little Richard (Denise's "Uncle Richard" who helped Joey become co-PTA president)
- Tommy Paige (played himself for Stephanie's birthday and got in a love triange with DJ)
- Frankie & Annette (Joey's co-stars)
- Barry Williams (took Jesse's place in The Rippers and promptly recorded a hit single)
- Kirk Cameron (DJ's older cousin who acted just like Mike Seaver)

I'm sure there were more but those are the ones I can remember.

Oh word. I remember the scene where the entire family attended the shooting of their new show (I think it was called "Surf's up"?) and it was so horribly bad. Frankie shouted: "Cowabunga!" for some reason, and then Annette said: "You are a grown man; please don't say 'Cowabunga'!". And then everybody laughed. This is a sick, sick world.