THANK YOU! That was really bothering me...


Kind of ironic, because Molly Morgan also appeared on BMW at one point.

Word to everyone who finds Candace's webpage kinda scary. Kirk's is even worse, www.thewayofthemaster.com

The princess for a day wasn't that out there because my sister got princess for an hour when she was there

Wow pretzels thats so crazy. I remember watching that episode thinking how unrealistic it was. What did being princess for an hour entail?

You know what I love about the Disney World episode? It is "To Be Continued", which means that I can watch the first half and see Michelle get lost. And if I don't watch the second half, I can pretend that she was never found, the rest of the family went home without her, they moved into a bigger house (and Jesse, Becky and the twins moved to their own house) and no one ever thought about her again.

Did anyone *really* think Michelle would be lost in Disney World forever? What the hell kind of cliffhanger was that?



For real. Danny is so insecure; it drives me nuts. I actually find it kind of creepy, though not nearly as creepy as Joey's own insecurity issues.

And yet, I keep watching...

I wonder if Candace has ever told a lie in her life. Personally, I don't know a single person who hasn't. Heaven's not going to be empty, people!

this what I remember Laura. I remember us all standing around and then there was a wizard from one of those Disney character movies. There was a wand. Then, my sister got to be called princess. I think she may have gotten a plastic crown.

No magic lamp to rub? No enormous genie to appear hovering over Main Street? No three wishes? No tea party with the Disney characters (as they vomit inside their poorly-ventilated costumes)? No posters with her face plastered all over with park?

Am I the only one that thought it was ridiculously unsafe to put up posters with a child's face and name on it all over the park in DisneyWorld?

No, you are definitely not the only one. Seriously, it could've been an ad for Kidnappers R' Us.

She's an actress -- she gets paid to lie. So basically she's paid to sin -- and if all sins are equal then she's a prostitute of the mind or a hit man...your pick.

We have, what, about a season and change left before we get back to the first season in rotation on Nick at Nite and ABCFamily? I don't understand why they are so close together seasons-wise. It's annoying. I wish someone would have thought a little harder about that beforehand because it would be interesting to have, say, ABCFamily running seasons 1 and 2 while Nick at Nite is running the last season...some kind of compare and contrast instead of them playing the same 8 episodes on every channel each week.

Something that isn't brought up enough when it comes to the Disneyland episodes and their hate factor is that not one character had a decent storyline. Of course, Michelle's took the cake -- as it always seems to do -- but DJ's storyline was borderline insane. Was she on hallucinogenics or something? Waaaaait...that's a sin. Never mind. She just went batshit crazy. Why is it that when they did this same plotline on Saved By The Bell(when Slater and Zack breakup with Jessie and Kelly respectively and then see their faces everywhere) I thought it was cute, but when DJ did it I was truly squicked out? I've met some delusional teenagers in my time, hell, I used to be one. But never delusional enough to scream out STEEEEVE, NO!!! during a freakin' stage show where homeboy is nowhere in sight.

Also, the scenes with Vicky were stupid as hell. Especially the one where the stupid bird flew and sat on her finger or whatever. Bitch, if you were Snow White, they wouldn't have bothered animating your crow's feet.

If I were Becky, and my husband pissed me off and proceeded to serenade me on the hotel piano in front of everybody, I would have leaned over the balcony and dropped an anvil on his head. Also, who was supposed to believe Jesse was singing live? I swear, FH has the WORST audio segues into prerecorded material. It's like all the sound tech ops on this show graduated to working Britney Spears stage shows after FH was canceled.

edited to add my on-topic rant

OK, so I took Candace's "good person" test and when I told it that I've never broken a commandment, it accused me of lying!!!! So, in other words, there's no way to truly be a "good person," according to this thing. Great, I think I'll go cheat on my husband now and steal from my parents and get drunk and lie and belch loudly just to make it true....

Topic: You know those triplets that sang in the episode where Jesse opens his club? Where have they appeared before? Were they on The Golden Girls?

I also took the good person test, and halfway into it, wondered why they didn't put little graphics in it, or text bubbles, or animated monkeys... something to make it less boring. Regardless, I'm sure I failed, because I am indeed a liar, a fornicator and a bad speller.
The Disney ep bothered me for many of the reasons above. Seriously, if they wanted to put pictures of my kid up around the park with her name on them, I would put my foot down. Talk about a kidnappers haven.
I was wondering the other day how Danny and Vickie broke up. I remember them having the argument over Vickie's mom redoing the girls room, but that's about it.

One of the things that continues to REALLY bug me about Full House is Jesse and Joey's whole radio gig. Lots of little things bother me in the Disney World episode alone -- like, would their radio station really devote an entire day to live Disney World remotes from the stupid Rush Hour Renegades? Okay, maybe I've heard some radio stations do similar things... but it usually seems like it's the morning-drive hosts who get to go to fun places, and it's usually a local place that they keep broadcasting from...and they do keep their remotes to one shift's worth of updates, don't they? At any rate, it seems all-wrong that Joey and Jesse would be broadcasting live, then going about their fun Disney activities, then back to broadcasting live again, like the radio station is at THEIR whim. It seems like it should be more organized, less sporadic. I don't buy it. And I don't buy that they would broadcast their own deejay's lame Disney World concert either! Maybe they'd record it and play back a song later, but not the whole concert.

Plus, Jesse and Joey weren't even good deejays to begin with. Granted, the three radio stations I've worked at have all been fairly small, but ALL of them told me not to refer to listeners as "folks." (Stupid Joey.) You're supposed to refer to listeners as 'you', like you're speaking to each person intimately. Joey and Jesse sounded like bad college deejays most of the time. With all of the mistakes they made (pig episode, anyone?) they should have been fired! Like any real radio station would keep them in a prime time slot AND pay to send them to Disney World!
It would have been more believable to me if the 'Wake Up San Francisco' hosts had sent Danny and Becky to Disney World, and followed them around throughout the day.

Another gripe about that episode: how long does it take to fly from San Francisco to Florida? At least a few hours, right? Steve got to Florida on the same day that DJ did (and it wasn't even dark there yet, and it's three hours later!). Did he even have time to miss DJ that much and see her in his breakfast sandwich or whatever? He must have caught the very next flight after hers! Did he even leave the airport? Where did he get the money to so spontaneously hop on a plane?

Maybe the Tanners got there at night the day before. That made me think though, how come it seems like they are only going to be in Disney World for one day? If I was flying across the country to go to Disney World, I would want to spend several days in the parks just to get my money's worth out of the trip. I got the impression from the episode that they were only going to the park that one day.

I took the Good Person Test just now, but I'm more pissed off than enlightened. Yeah, I stole a pin and coveted my friend's Cabbage Patch when I was an ignorant 5-year old, so I guess that makes me total scum. The last thing I want to do is take religious advice from a has-been actress who has mingled with some of the slimiest folks on Earth (yes, I think Hollywood is evil and corrupt - no offense to anyone here who's part of it). Thanks Miss Aquarius for this:



I couldn't have said it better myself! End of rant. Time for me lighten up, lol.

I think the point was she's a sinner, but she admits it and has found the L-rd.

But me, I'm hellbound.

She's much prettier now than she was as a kid, even if she is a thundering loony.

I think you're right. They were the triplets whom Sophia entered into a talent show.

Topic: Good Person Test? Wow. Just...wow.

Well, they probably fly on Jet Blue airlines out of Glenoak, California, and not San Francisco, a la Seventh Heaven. Ditto with the paying for a last-minute ticket spontaneously and lack of continuity with time. What does that have to do with Full House? Well...Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen once guest starred on SH...

On topic: I hated this episode for all reasons already mentioned, and because in the end, everyone made Stephanie feel like a heaping pile of shit because GOD FORBID she want to be made princess when it was rightfully her turn. I'm looking in your dirty direction, Gladstone. And I'm sorry, but I actually think that Joey and Jesse actually do work for a college radio station. Either that or their jobs are complete BS. I really think they're making it up. I don't know who the hell would listen to them during rush hour. Anyone remember "Teen Talk/Yacking With Youth"?

I don't think I'd ever seen the end of the Disney episode prior to yesterday (I guess I was too disgusted to watch), because I don't remember ever seeing the Indiana Jones thing, or the talk with Stephanie. But that little chat was SO wrong on every level possible. So what if the girl got pissed at Michelle -- she stole her crown! I think Joey gave out the worst "advice" ever - she missed out on all the fun she could have had while she was mad. How the hell is that going to make anyone feel better about her horrid sister screwing her over? Stupid Joey, stupid Michelle, stupid stupid FH.

I really don't know why I care so deeply.

Part A, totally agree. Part B, I think it's her brother that's the thundering loony -- she's seems slightly less so.

HATE the DW episode.

How did this idiot episode end again?


Off-topic: Would you want Michelle on your soccer team after she scored a winning goal in the others team net?

The episode ended with everyone watching the fireworks by the castles. Danny had some fireworks spell out, "Vicky, will you marry me?" and she accepted; DJ and Steve macked; Joey hit on Snow White; Becky and the twins stared "lovingly" as Jesse played up on stage; Michelle and Steph hugged and Kimmy tried to grope the Prince, only to have Cinderella give her a nasty look.

*Hangs head in shame for having this memorized*

kickedinthehead


Most remotes are 2 hours long typically. It all depends on whether it's a remote or roadshow. In this ep, it'd seem likely that they're doing a roadshow (taking their show on the road) with the amount of breaks they did. But really, a roadshow from the drive time guys? Yeah right.



I manage a college station, and work at a 'real' station in town, too. So whenever this plotline comes up, it irks me beyond belief. At least Danny's TV gig seemed more realistic than the "Rush Hour Renegades." From the way they got to pick their tunes to the way they intro'd into commercials, and made it seem like they picked the ads, were beyond ridiculous to me. I'm baffled watching it. And honestly, these shows aren't that old, so it seems odd that they were still using carts.

They'd be horrible at drive time (prime radio listening), and it would be very unlikely that the station would care that much about Disney, given their target audience, to have that much time devoted to them.

So yes. I agree wholeheartedly on the hate towards their DJ gig.

Candace's good person test was way creepy. She's worse than the people on reality shows that think God cares about the game they're playing. I loved the fact that she told me I'm going to hell.

It does look like her....

Hell no! That episode made me mad!

Goth Dell Girl really does look and sound like Mickey. Are we positive it isn't her?

One thing about 'Wake Up San Francisco' -- did FH ever say if Danny/Becky taped that show in advance? Or was it supposed to be live? If it was in advance, fine. But if they were airing the shows on the day that they taped them, well, something tells me that they would NOT be eating breakfast with the family, seeing the kids off to school, etc...then heading over to the studio (where I assume they'd have to go through hair and makeup, among other things) to film a live show with THAT title!

Well, nobody on the commercial thread answered, so yeah, I'm gonna go with that. DellGothGirl = SmokerMickey.

Kickedinthehead, that always bothered me too. How could the show be called Wake up San Fransisco if it did not air til 8 or 9 ?

Off-Topic:I'm still new here, how come if someone askes a question or makes a statement, nobody ever replies to them? I dont think I ever caught that reading the FAQ's


On-Topic: But I believe Goth Girl is Mickey

I don't know about everyone else, but my reason for not answering questions is because I don't know the answer. As for replying to a statement, I think we get some good discussions going here about pervy Joey, hot Uncle Jesse, and most recently Smoker Mickey.

It depends. Sometimes people ask stupid questions, and we don't feel like arguing with them. Sometimes people make remarks that no one feels the need to reply to. If everyone replied to every post by every other poster in every thread, this wouldn't be a very fun site.

I can only speak for myself on this, but I tend to reply to insightful posts or answer questions that I can answer intelligently. If I don't have anything to say on the subject or cannot answer the question, I usually ignore the post. YMMV.

Topic! I just caught a few minutes of Dave Cool-yay on The Surreal Life, and I have to say...he seems like the most normal one on there. Before y'all freak out and say Cool-yay is evil (which I won't deny), he seems quite normal when you put him up against Nude Brigitte Nielsen, Showing-6-inches-of-skin-below-her-navel Ryan Starr (formerly Tiffany Montgomery), Prissy Jordan Knight, Funky Charo, and Psychotic Flava Flav.

Never thought I'd be pro-Cool-yay, but Jordan's a total princess. I can't be a fan anymore.

The episode where DJ freaks out about the SAT was on last night (this was also the episode where Michelle was writing people up for safety violations). I'm not normally a big Michelle fan, but this line (from DJ's nightmare) cracked me up:

"You forgot your own name? *whistle blows* Stupid violation! DUH."

The Stephaine smoking episode was on today on Fox Family.

See, I was getting Mickey and Gia confused...Mickey is definitely the goth girl in the Dell commercials. Sorry about that!

Yeah, I saw the Dell commercial this morning, and the Goth girl really does look like her. I think it is.

I saw the episode where Jesse reopens the Smash Club. I have just one thing to say, Ben Stein in a pony tail. Ew.

Is that the one where Jesse has to be examined by some woman and has to remember all kinds of codes. So the girls keep coming in trying to help him remember the codes by having them hidden in a sandwich or under Michelle's shirt? Because I remember thinking that that was kinda dumb.

In addition to that nonsense, what I thought was really cheesy was the end when the lady asked Jesse flat out why he wants to open the club and he said because he grew up with it, it's a part of him, blah blah blah sentimental cakes, and the lady - who up until then was a hard ass - says "okay, I'll approve the loan...because your answer came from your heart."
Cheesy.

I totally love how the Smash Club admits eight year olds. What a wild and crazy club you have there, Jesse!

No alcohol was served there, right? I remember some fuss over the coffee/cappuccino machine -- was it a coffee club? (Do those exist?)

I don't think there was any alcohol. Yeah, the cappuccino machine debacle was during the club's opening night when Jesse and Kimmie got locked in the storage closet thing. Danny started cooing to the machine in Italian. Blech.

Yeah, pretty cool club Jesse had there. Parents, little kids...fun times. Except not.

I miss this show....I still remember the first time I ever watched it. I was 7, it was 1988, and my mom asked if I wanted to watch it. I said yes, and never missed an episode after that. Didn't even stop watching when the kids grew up and it stopped being fun to watch.

I always thought the Smash Club was supposed to be a "teen club", so yeah, no alcohol.

Slightly o/t: I agree, Dave Cool-yay is the most normal person on The Surreal Life this year. I even laughed out loud at a few things he said. Don't worry, I'm hanging my head in shame.

I don't think you should. If he was parading around nude like Brigitte and you were still enjoying the Cool-yay, then it would be time to hang your head in shame. :)

OK, Candace's website is just plain offensive. I'm of a different religious group, and I believe in a different God than her, and because of that I'm going to hell?! Gross.

I will say that she has a hot husband.

Besides the "you forgot your own name" bit, has Michelle ever been likeable?

Yeah, I remember in one episode, Steve and Kimmy and D.J. are looking for a cool "teen hangout" place, because there's nothing at all in San Francisco for a bunch of teenagers, or something.

So what Jesse gave them was a club where they can be stalked by Danny and annoyed by Michelle and bombarded by lame jokes from Joey and his pitiful stand-up routine. Fun times for all!

On a random note, Steve is probably the most one-dimensional character, like, ever. Seriously, all I can remember about him was that he was DJ's non-threatening and completely bland boyfriend who liked to eat a lot. Anything else, anyone?

He wore a letterman jacket. Ooh, there's depth for ya!

And he was HOT! ;)