I'm embarrassed to admit that I yelled at the tv for that one too. What's so talented about a couple of nose-pickers standing on stage with tacky Elvis jumpsuits doing nothing? I think the only people who thought it was cute live in the attic.

Ugh, I hated the episode last night where Jesse flipped out over getting the boys their haircuts. Get over it, you yutz. Their hair looked atrocious. Oh, and what the hell was Becky wearing in that scene where Steph's friends mistook the twins for girls? It was this awful long-sleeved collared denim shirt with no shoulders. Whichever wardrobe person put her in that ought to have been fired.

MUNI has trains that go underground from time-to-time. Now I am curious about Jesse's supposed route. From where I am guessing they live (based on the look of their house), I don't think they'd be near any underground transportation options at all.

Mine too, but I hate it for different reasons:

1) It's painful for me to watch the entire subway train convince that kid to go back to school. Please, even in San Fran I doubt a whole train full of strangers would bond like that to help out someone they don't even know. And then the fact that he's actually like "Yeah, I think I will go back to school" just bugs the hell out of me. So fake.

2) Jesse and his hatred of the Bonanza song. When they're on the train, he says "Could this get any worse?", and WAIT FOR IT, the conductor says "Well since we're here I have this song..." Boy I would've never guessed he'd play the Bonanza song. Nope, didn't see that coming from a mile away.

My favorite part about Jesse's Bonanza song angst had to do with the fact that at least once before, he had no problem humming it (for the twins, I think). I even think there might have been two times when they used the Bonanza song with no problems from Jesse, but I don't remember.

When did he reference Bonanza in another ep? I think Danny might have in the ep where Stephanie changes her name to Dawn, but I don't remember Jesse doing it. Probably just a brainfart on my part. I do, however, remember the episode where Jesse keeps singing the "Three's Company" theme song, badly, for the entertainment of the Tweedles. And he doesn't learn the right words to the theme until(I think) the final scene of the ep...sigh.

It was stupid Michelle's fault they were on subway in 1st place. And everyone else on subway went from grumpy and not wanting a ceremony to helping and telling guy to go back ?? Please, that was stupid.

Edited to add: Here is Tvtome's note on the subway episode.

NOTE: Candace Cameron does not appear in this episode. She is visiting her brother for a week at a camp.

Kirk Cameron runs a Christian camp, so that is where she was.

Thanks for the subway clarification (or rather pointing out how stupid FH people are.) I thought the subway they showed looked a little too much like NYC's system to be a coincidence. Couldn't they get footage of some actual SanFran public transportation?

Here's another loophole I find in this storyline. Now, I will mention it again, I know NOTHING about San Francisco and its geography. But don't the Tanners live in a fairly affluent neighborhood? One that doesn't have a subway stop anywhere near it? Thats just a guess on my part, plus you never hear them talk about taking it before. Wouldn't that mean they either had to drive to get to the nearest subway stop (defeating the purpose of taking the subway) or they had to walk way the fuck out of the way to get there. I mean, c'mon, people. I'm all for saving the environment but COME ON!



Can people on sitcoms do that? I figured she must have been really sick or something. I didn't think actors could just take a week off for something like visiting their brother at camp.

I'm not a big fan of that eppie, either. What irks me about the episode (along with things other posters have mentioned) was when that man started playing the Grad song on his sax-a-mo-phone and Jesse was looking like it was romantic and shit. Look at his expression next time you catch this ep. Ugh.

Heh. Little things like that annoy me from time to time. Don't mind me.

I love Kimmy's sixteen birthday that aired today.

You really have to wonder where the costume people found that dress that Kimmy wore to her sixteenth birthday party. Shudder. I can't decide which is worse, the fluffy neckline or the lime-green short-legging things underneath the dress.

Ok, what was Stephanie's friend's name, the one who smoked? Mickey? Because I swear that she's in the new Dell college commercial, playing the goth girl.

BART only stops at the Embarcadero, Powell St., and one other street, then you're stuck till Daly City, IIRC. But Muni serves several neighborhoods, even in the hilly areas like Twin Peaks, so it's possible that Jesse wouldn't have to walk that far. But really, Full House is hardly a realistic depiction of SF life. They live in a magical expanding house that looks small on the outside, but has 4 stories, a huge-ass living room, and a backyard. No wonder Michelle didn't want to leave.

Did they ever have a Very Special Episode with an earthquake? I seem to remember one, with Stephanie freaking out.

Yeah, there was an earthquake episode -- I think it was during Season 2. Here's the premise:

Earthquake happens. Suddenly, Stephanie is being super-clingy with Danny. Hanging onto his leg when he tries to leave for work, begging to sleep in his bed with him, etc. She becomes so freakish and NOBODY CAN FIGURE OUT WHY because they're all stupid. Danny takes her to a therapist because, well, idiot. The therapist asks Steph to draw a picture of her family. She draws everyone in the house except Danny. When asked why, she replies because when the earthquake happened, Danny wasn't home and she was worried. Suddenly it all makes sense to Danny because, well, idiot. Cue sugar-coated Music of the Heart as Danny explains to Stephanie that she shouldn't worry even though he is so inept wiping his ass probably boggles his mind. Of course, because this is FH, Steph feels better after this talk and a couple of suggestions like Danny calling if he's going to be late, blah, blah, good parents already do this crap. Crisis averted! No mental illness here, homies! Roll the damn credits.

There's something that always bugs me about that episode. There's a guy (possibly in a jean jacket) that talks to Jesse on the subway.

Now remember the episode where Joey (with a messed-up neck) was in an airport lounge with everybody? There's a guy in the airport lounge that bitches at Joey for constantly looking at him. It's the exact same actor as the guy in the subway! I hate that!

HA! Sure is, Screamie. I hate when sitcoms do that crap. Out of the billions of people in the world, that was the only "tough-looking" actor they could find? Hate!

Oh, the airport one is right up there with a terrible episode with the subway one. I mean, no one even Jesse would put themselves through that because: "he's a man" to play into a band where most of the members will probably be dead in a couple of years. Plus, Joey's neck problems was absolutely terrible. And don't get me started on Danny and Vickey in that one.

Ew I never liked Vickey. She was just so bland and uninteresting. Which reminds me of that stupid episode with the Newlywed Game ripoff. That was the one where Danny and Vickey broke up. Now that I think about it, I kinda liked that episode:)

Miss Aquarius, a huge "Bwahahaha!" to your rundown of the Stephanie/earthquake episode. A person with half a brain cell in his/her head would have figured out right away that it was the earthquake that had Stephanie so freaked out. Alas, Danny isn't that bright.

I didn't like Vicky either because that whole storyline really screwed with the audience. After watching the show and investing a fairly good amount of attention in the Danny-Vicky romance, it was just dropped within one episode that next season. We saw Danny deal with all sorts of issues re: Vicky ("replacing" his dead wife, meeting her mom, finding out she's older than he is, her lack of homemaking skills, the whole trip to Disney World to propose) yet the show backed out and sent Danny back to square one. I guess the grown-up storyline of Danny finding someone to love took too much attention away from pwecious Michelle and her owce cream.

The Disney World episode was yet another log to throw on the fires of hatred for Michelle. Anyone remember "Uh... maybe you didn't see this CROWN on my head?!"

I always feel obliged to lighten up on the Disney World episode because it offers the pure comedic brilliance of Joey Gladstone wearing a sport coat and bermuda shorts.

Let's not forget Joey's paper animated character. That was pure gold.

Not to mention the fact that the crown should have gone to Stephanie had Michelle not cut in line.

Not sure of her character name, but I think you mean Mena Suvari, who went on to play the slutty friend in "American Beauty," also a cheerleader in "Sugar and Spice."

Not to mention the fact that the crown should have been shoved up her fugly little...

Holy cow. I'm harboring far too much rage over a fictional child. I need to go outside and play with the three-dimensional people now. [/Phoebe]

While both those are true of Mena Suvari, she didn't play Mickey nor is she the goth girl in the new Dell commercial.

And the girl in the Dell commercial isn't the same as Mickey, as far as I can tell.

Mickey was played by Molly Morgan. I don't think Mena Suvari was ever on Full House ... she was on Boy Meets World, though, according to IMDB.

Man, you guys are fast. I still think that the goth girl is Molly Morgan, though. The structure of her face and the way she says "Of course" (in response to the "pink" girl) convinced me.

Topic? Cool-yay looks like deep-fried ass on the Surreal Life. HATE!

I almost died when he wondered aloud if Jordan Knight is afraid to "mix it up" with the other housemates. He sounded like an idiot using that phrase.

Back on topic: (because Surreal Life stuff should go on the SL thread) That Disney World episode and Michelle being princess for a day? HATE.

Episode when Michelle goes to the museum and breaks a 4 million dollar dinosaur? HATE!

I can't stand how Danny and Jesse are fighting because Danny is blaming the accident on Jesse for letting the kids run wild. Maybe he shouldn't have let the kids run wild in a museum, but I still blame Michelle's dumb ass for breaking that dinosaur. Did she not understand that you aren't supposed to touch those things? Just imagine what would have happened if DJ or Stephanie did that. They wouldn't have seen the outside of their house for months. Michelle just gets a talk to make her feel better. HATE!

See, I remember Molly Morgan having a more pronounced chin...almost as if she had an underbite. Am I making that up?

Marla Sokoloff played Gia on Full House and she smoked. She was also on Sugar and Spice. And I can see her as a goth girl.

Edited to add: I looked up Molly Morgan and Marla and others and can't see Dell listed on other works. Maybe it just hasn't been updated yet.

Has anyone asked on the commercial thread? The people there know their shizzle!

Good idea, Rain. I'll do that now.

Has anyone been to Candance Cameron's personal webpage? Apparently her brother wasn't the only one who got religious.

Is it possible that she influenced storylines like Kirk did with Growing Pains (of course, not to the degree that he did). I don't remember DJ ever considering sex, which might have been a decent episode. I mean, Full House would probably manage to screw it up, but it's something that could have been brought up. (I do however remember some episode where Danny thought she was having sex).

Candace Cameron's page

I just got a cold, slimy feeling from reading the text at her "Good Person Contest". I know I'm a good person, and beyond that, I'm a good Christian...but something about the way that "contest" is worded gave me chills. Not in a good way.

Did you read the whole thing? It freaked me out a little bit. I think it's great that she's found religion and she's so connected to her faith. But I am strongly against anyone that tries to use fear as a means of converting other people -- threatening people with Hell is not cool to me.

That said, her kids are adorable.

They're running the Mickey episodes on Nick at Nite currently -- last night was the first one, so if anyone wants to compare and contrast Molly Morgan with the Dell goth girl, you have your opportunity.

Did you check out her biography section? The raves about her television and film career are heeeelarious.It's hard to believe with such a stellar resume in tv such as on "Full House" or the classic Lifetime Television movie "She Cried No", she'd at least have one an emmy? If not an emmy, come on, no Oscar for 38 second appearance in "Some Kind of Wonderful"?
Oy vay. Find oneself a ladder and climb the hell (ooops, i mean heck) over thyself.


My favorite part! tee hee! What town? Because you can't possibly mean Hollywood.

Really? I must have missed those 5 minutes.

Self-imposed, my ass. Just like no one wanted to see Zach raping D.J. Tanner, no one wants to see D.J. Tanner do much of anything.

Whoa, look at the formal family portrait. She is/was identical to one of her sisters.

Her Christian beliefs influenced one episode. The episode when she took a beer from her friend and got in trouble, she was originally supposed to drink some, but Candace said no.

It was Blair from Facts of Life who refused to have sex, or appear in the episode, so Natalie did it instead.

Because I know everyone's dying to see this episode again, I figured I'd let everyone know that the Disney World episode is being shown today on ABC Family at 12:30. I know they show them later on at 6 and 6:30 so it might show again there later in the week, I'm not sure how their scheduling works out.

Dish Network, the satillite we use, shows the info for this episode as "Michelle is picked for Princess for a Day at Walt Disney World". As if we need to be reminded of that plotline.

Was DJ originally supposed to get drunk? I don't know if that would have been better or not. Danny reminding DJ that drinking and driving was how her mother died might have been a more powerful scene. Or horrible.

Whoa! How did I not know that? I always thought she died of cancer. What episode did they talk about that in? Now I'm dying to know!

They mentioned it in the ep in which Kimmy gets drunk at a frat party and gets mad at D.J. for taking her keys away. D.J. reminded her that her (D.J.'s) mother was killed by a drunk driver and she doesn't want to see Kimmy go down that path.

Okay, an I Hate Danny moment occurred a couple of nights ago. It was when he discovered that Vicky was *gasp* seven months older than him and he was freaking out. "I was raised to believe that the man should be older...and taller!" Dude? It's seven damn months. Shut the hell up.

Let the Michelle hate begin! Well, not begin, but reach its pinnacle!

Dang, everyone is entitled to their beliefs...but reading that "Good Person" thing brought two words to mind -- Lighten. Up.

I'm a good person, but according to that test, I'm definitely going to Hell. If I am, so be it... I'm not going to spend every second of every day worrying about whether I've followed these rules. Good LORD ;)

OH. MY. GOD. Hey, look at that, I just sinned.

After I took the quiz, I was expecting a neon "You are going to HELL!" to start flashing on the screen while fire shot out of my speakers.



Well, I must've missed the fan fiction part of the site.

From Mrs. Bure's Good Person Quiz:







Holy crapola, calm down DJ! I always considerd myself a decent person, but now DJ has made me feel like I'm going to burn in hell for all eternity!

The text of the Good Person test is taken straight from her brother's website (where it has the added weirdness of him reading everything to you), so I can't blame her for the creepiness of it. But this is the first time (and the fact that I've just admited to having taken it muliple times is very sad) I've noticed that it's not even really a test; all combinations of answers, even all innocents, leads to the we are sinners all/you're going to Hell/accept Jesus as your lord and saviour screens.

I guess they must assume that if you claim to be completely innocent then you must be a liar.