Now, now. Joey wasn't living in the house just yet!!!

Thats right. In the episode where Kimmy gets drunk at the frat party, DJ tells her that her mom died from a drunk driver and she didn't want her best friend to die that way too. Maybe I'm just overemotional, but that was one of the few times this show actually moved me.

Can't...breathe...too...funny...

Did anyone see the episode that was on a few nights ago where Danny dates Steph's dance teacher? When Steph does this dance for everyone to show off her moves, what song was it? I couldn't quite grasp it, but it sounded a lot like Bobby Brown's "Ain't Nobody Humping Around" (which, incidentally, I almost did with a bunch of girls for an elementary school talent show...amazing what they'd accept at a Catholic school!).

Sad realization: Most of the time, when Michelle says "You got it dude!", it often makes absolutely no sense when you consider the context of the situation or phrase that came before it. I had a few examples the other night, but I seem to have forgotten them. But anyway, pay attention! You'll see what I mean!

Did anyone else think it was weird that this exact same woman also appeared in the episode "Spoiled-Ass Michelle's Dumbass Circus Party", under the same name, Karen, but didn't give any sign she knew Danny and Joey, and had her "nephew" with her?


BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

daws, if someone who works there gives you a dirty look, tell them it's none of their business. I am so sick of people who think they can be nasty to customers and get a way with it.

Pam's death was an accident. They mentioned once at the end of season 1 when Danny was getting back into dating. Then off and on during the 4th and 5th season.

I noticed this on the Greeksploitation ep that has aired approximately 327 times over the past two days between ABC and Nick -- Danny simply tells Michelle to take HerGreekTwin to her room, and we're blasted with an incessantly adorable, "You got it, Dude.!"

Why? There was need for it. It is simply superfluous precociousness which this show began to fuel on about the time Michelle learned to mispronounce words. It was that same inaneness with twins shaking their asses during everyone's BigFatGreekDivorce.

Yet, I can't stop watching it. I mean, I really can't. Sigh.

But there are also times when it works. For example, Danny told Jesse to talk to Michelle like a big girl and to use words that she'd understand. Jesse immediately responded with a big thumbs up saying "You got it dude". I know it's not the same thing exactly but I just liked that moment.

Mary-Kate was the cousin in the brunette wig - forgive me for knowing this! IIRC, they didn't switch places in this episode, so it's always M-K playing Melina.

It's cool to know that I'm not the only one who was very curious about Jodie's dancing, because I also danced quite a bit growing up. I do think she took dance at an early age, hence all the ballet accessories in the girls' room. And I remember an early episode in which she had performed in Swan Lake and one of the 3 guys couldn't make it, something like that. I seem to think that the Motownphilly episode featured the girls from her real-life dance class. The exact same girls also filled in as party guests in the Tommy Page episode. And I remember they started a "spontaneous" dance sequence at her party. Stephanie also taught Joey ballet in that later episode that I'd rather not speak of....the horrific imagery is coming back!

What bugs me most about the Motownphilly episode is how Steph's class is referred to as "Advanced Modern", when their routine was pure hip-hop. I took a modern dance class in college and it was totally unlike anything I was used to - we had to "be a tree" and "flow like a gentle wind". I can't imagine a modern class ever branching into hip-hop; it's almost shameful, for lack of a better word.

I know how you feel. I'm looking into twelve-step programs right now.



I took this class in college. I figured it would be an easy PE credit. We had to be all kinds of flora & fauna. Luckily we were in a windowless room.

Hee!

Even though I'm not sure my new and improved sarcastic side could handle it, I'm kind of hoping for FH reruns in my little world. Just in case I actually get what I want (it does seem to happen a lot lately), how would one (temporarily) exorcise sarcasm?

A few people upthread have talked about Bob Saget's stand-up comedy vs. Full House comedy. The only comedy I've ever seen from him is FH and Funniest Home Videos, so I have no basis for comparison. However, the only FH moment that's ever made me genuinely laugh was the Greek episode that's been on a lot lately. When that Greek kid tells Danny that DJ is the 'most beautiful blah blah blah blah' and Danny deadpans: 'She's OK.' It's such a nice change from the usual sugar and it just seemed sounded so natural coming from him. Is this sort of what people are referring too?

Unfortunately, a lot of people misuse the term "modern dance" and take it to mean "contemporary dancing" or "the latest dance". FH wasn't the first/last to do this in tv-land...it sucks but it's a fairly common mistake.

Jebus, I have never seen Bob Saget do his stand-up routine, but I did hear a recent radio interview with him and he was cracking me up. He was very laid back and quite funny. He pays more attention to rap music than I would have thought. He's damn near the anti-Tanner(the phrase 'your raaaad daaaaad' comes to mind when thinking of Danny Tanner).

tijmetje, don't suppress your snarky side! You might gain an entirely new appreciation for FH since you have matured. You'll be laughing at the show in an entirely new way.

Oh, I remember when Bob Saget was on the Daily Show. He was just cracking me up with his comments and the 5 questioins bit.

I guess it's not weird that I prefered Melina to Michelle.

Is there a transcript available anywhere for Bob Saget's Daily Show appearance? I always got the impression that he was mocking some of the more chessy lines in his delivery.

I couldn't find a transcript for you, but while I was searching, I came upon this. Just...wow.

I love how "When you're lost out there and you're all alone somebody's waiting to carry you home!" is illustrated on the bottom.

Has anyone else noticed the number of times a cast member has referred Connie Chung? Stephanie did it at least 3 or 4 times in previous episodes when she was younger, the exact number I can't recall. Now DJ says her friend "Jimmy Chung" can get his "Aunt Connie" to come to Career Day. Can someone tell me the reason behind this Connie Chung obsession?

ChinkyGirl, that website has to be a gag. From the awful neon colours, the "quiz", to the midi music, that site screams high school project by a facetious teen. (A fellow TWoPer, perhaps?)

Sane people do not write stuff like this:

"It was Danny Tanner who inspired me to purchase my supermarket’s entire stock of Gain laundry detergent and Mr. Clean floor soap. I became a clean-a-holic because of Danny Tanner. He was one of the funniest and most inspiring sitcom characters in all of television history. Only Bob Saget could pull that off."

Another excellent FH related website is here.

Is that a nude picture of Uncle Jesse on the site Laura linked? Have mercy!

Gag, or not, how anyone can make a site about Bob Saget is beyond me! I don't quite understand the turtle pic, but that's alright.

BWAH! I love Uncle Jesse's family tree!

Isn't that family tree the greatest? I bet you didn't know there was a Smash Club in the old west. Or that Uncle Jesse is the child of Walter Matthau and 80s mall queen Tiffany. According to the website Tiffany's biggest hit "I Think We're Alone Now" is about the night Jesse was concieved.

I also love "Uncle Jesse Doing Stuff." I think whenever we are in a tough spot in life we should all sit back and think, What Would Uncle Jesse Do?

Oh, sweet Jesus. That's what kept flashing through my mind when I looked at those websites: "Oh, sweet Jesus".

Good God! That is nude! At least it aint Joey

WTF? pants-pooping-inducing updates? Methinks someone is a little bit too into Uncle Jesse and not in a healthy way.

Connie Chung was big in the 80s. It was her heyday. The big hoopla came when she publicly announced that she was going to take some to off and try to have a baby - she was 44 at the time. The uproar that created!! Seems silly now. Anyway, she tried & tried, but alas, was too late.

Does anyone else think the little boy who plays "Aaron" is the best actor this show ever saw?

Or maybe I'm just biased because he pinches Michelle, and NOT in that "I secretly like you" way. He pinches her because she fucking deserves it. Go Aaron.

I always thought Michelle's friends were much cooler than she. I thought that redheaded girl Lisa was awesome and Gay Yankee Doodle Derek was amusing. I loved in an otherwise sucky episode when Lisa and Derek sang in a youth talent show against Stephanie's godawful girl band and totally kicked their asses. Oh, and lets not also forget Michelle's friend Denise because that girl was cool as hell.

Can't...stop....laughing.....

Little Richard's niece has matured. How is that only one year older than me?

Wow, I remember her. Wasn't she the voice of Nala in The Lion King too? How old is she now?

Holy crap! "Denise" sure has grown up.

The Uncle Jesse site is the best thing I have ever seen. I bow down to you, Laura.

LOOOVE that Uncle Jesse site. I nearly peed my pants reading Uncle Jesse's Diary...Too funny!

Hey I can't take credit for the wonderment that is What Would Uncle Jesse Do, its just the result of some hilarious Googling during a very drunken night in college. Still, it has brought much happiness to my life and I'm glad other people can enjoy it as well!

Don't worry, she's legal. She's either already 18 or will be turning very soon.

Way more ogle-ble than the Olsen twins, any way you cut it.

And people wonder why I come to this board every friggin day.

Whoa, I haven't seen Ms. Smollet in a while. She looks great. I've always loved her hair and wanted it badly. She was way way cooler than Michelle, IMHO.

Oh wait, that's not a humble opinion...I'm proud I said that ("_")

I'm watching a movie on Court TV starring the wonderful Uncle Jesse. He's a lawyer or some type of evil guy. I wish he would've talked to Michelle like that.

Just a question for anyone who's perused the What Would Uncle Jesse Do site, or anyone else who knows. What is lego hair?

It's that glued on looking mop top that the little lego children (both sexes) have.
http://www.londonphotos.org/archives/gay_lego-thumb.jpg
Does that help?

Oh, I will find a way to incorporate the phrase "Uncle Jesse is indeed sweeter than you!" into normal conversations. That site's awesome.

Are you sure she was the voice of Nala? I don't remember Nala sounding like her. Oh well. Anyway, I agree w/everyone who said Michelle's friends were cooler than her. Denise was hilarious. the best line she ever said was (after the dinosaur bones fell over in the museum) "Man! There's nothing left but his BUTT!" that was HILARIOUS. Derrek was definitely the coolest though and I didn't think he was gay. He was really funny and a good singer. Aaron was funny too. Like when they were talking about telescopes or something and he said "all you can see out of my Dad's telescope is a bunch of stewardesses sitting around in a pool".

Love Denise. I also liked that episode when Michelle had to draw a picture of her best friend and she couldn't pick between Denise and Teddy, so she made them give her presents to help her decide. The best part was that Denise and Teddy basically told Michelle to fuck off and decided to be each others' best friends.

And who was Michelle stuck drawing? The dog.

Ha ha, that was so funny. Michelle finally got what she deserved. It was also funny when Teddy yelled "Dog Tracer!" at Michelle.

I. fucking. loved. Aaron.

My favorite Aaron moment was when they were at school and they had a pet bird. Anyway, it was Michelle's turn to watch him and she thought he'd want to fly around so she opened the cage (what a stupid bitch) and he flew out the window. When the teacher asked what happened to the bird, Aaron points his finger and goes, "MICHELLE let him out."

Oh the look on her face was priceless. I wanted to kiss that boy then.

Ugh. The Polite Police episode was on yesterday. HATE.

I thought Derrek was the least cool and easily the most annoying. He was such a flamer, even as a little kid, even worse than Jonathan on Who's the Boss?. He seemed to think that that '80s "wave" that girls wore in their bangs was suitable for his entire head. Shudder...He should take some hair tips from Donald Trump.


And, to follow that:

Michelle: I'm a bad gull.
Aaron: A VERY bad girl.
Michelle: I'm a very bad gull...

BWAHAHAHAHA...I loved Aaron, even at age three. SO many times he nailed Danny's ass to a tree...He even had the balls to take on Uncle Jesse: "You STILL don't have a job. Hahahaha..."

She wasn't, unless she also goes by Niketa Calame. I can hear the resemblance, though, when young Nala was getting all indignant.

Does anyone else ever get the feeling that Aaron was the writers attempt to atone for their crimes against humanity (i.e. Michelle)?