Jillyree
Jan 2, 2004 @ 10:00 am
5) Congratulate him on his Golden Globe nomination in the usual fashion- A little massage oil, a little wine, and a whole helluva lot of time.
4) Since you are about 2 weeks late in said congratulations, repeat step 5 once for every day late...that should do it....
NAH...do it again once more, just to make sure....
(PS...why didn't one of the Kieferettes over in the Kiefer thread tell me about this one earlier? I've klunked almost 82 times just reading the last 14 pages!!)
amelia41
Jan 2, 2004 @ 10:51 am
3) Pop his cork.
Cattycorner
Jan 2, 2004 @ 11:49 pm
Share in his bubbly?
faninohio
Jan 3, 2004 @ 11:35 pm
2) Ease his cork back in. Ever so gently.
Or not.
Jillyree
Jan 4, 2004 @ 3:08 pm
1) Wait for aforementioned cork to *pop* under the internal pressure... <very evil grin>
where's my ticket to WFH? I need that train right now!!
raramama
Jan 7, 2004 @ 12:59 pm
24. Keep ourselves busy during the commercial breaks. Sooth his fears about hurting me.
Alana
Jan 8, 2004 @ 1:53 am
23. Make him beg.
Jillyree
Jan 8, 2004 @ 6:57 am
22. Suck on *his* bottom lip (among other things)
jenvalley
Jan 11, 2004 @ 3:53 pm
21. Fix him a drink, choosing from list below:
Jack the Bedbanger
Screaming Orgasm
Golden Glow
Jillyree
Jan 11, 2004 @ 5:34 pm
20. Convince him. Ask him to convince you, as well.
g-girl
Jan 13, 2004 @ 1:22 am
19. Accept his
gracious invitation. Enthusiastically.
marchgirl
Jan 13, 2004 @ 8:59 am
Miss Chanandeler Bong
Jan 15, 2004 @ 4:55 pm
micke said:
goldberry did you mean chandler bing the guy on friends or chandler bong the poster? either way i'm sure both approve of cupping
Hey, I heard that! And I approve. And on that note...
17. Invite him to the office. In one grand sweeping motion, brush all the papers off the top of the desk, and have your way, or several ways, or several times with him.
What can I say? I've been living at the office for weeks!
g-girl
Jan 18, 2004 @ 2:36 pm
reesenm
Jan 18, 2004 @ 9:49 pm
15. Whisper in his
good ear.
Jillyree
Jan 18, 2004 @ 10:34 pm
14. Keep the
Naughty Schoolboy after school for some "detention".
reesenm
Jan 26, 2004 @ 1:28 pm
13. Wish him better luck at next year's Golden Globes.
pseudostudent
Jan 26, 2004 @ 9:16 pm
12. Offer him your own golden globes as a consolation prize.
g-girl
Jan 28, 2004 @ 10:37 am
11. Let him go the whole 9 inches to convince me.
Inches. Yards. Whatever.
Jillyree
Jan 28, 2004 @ 6:18 pm
10. Don't let
these go to waste....
g-girl
Jan 30, 2004 @ 10:33 am
amelia41
Feb 24, 2004 @ 12:18 pm
8) Celebrate his SAG win with him- privately, nakedly, and repeatedly.
g-girl
Feb 24, 2004 @ 1:27 pm
7) Mmm, #8.
akia
Mar 20, 2004 @ 12:41 am
Play the good catholic school girl that turns wild and satisfied all his needs, it works really well
amelia41
Mar 31, 2004 @ 8:24 am
5) Show him how fun handcuffs can be.
alamogal
Mar 31, 2004 @ 9:52 am
4) One word:
Knees.
akia
Mar 31, 2004 @ 9:03 pm
Agent Kiefer, just one question, your handcuffs or mine?
shootingstar
May 12, 2004 @ 3:25 pm
Wow, Kiefer's been alone for awhile.
2). Let him capture me.
JalapeñoSpiceBoy
May 14, 2004 @ 12:06 pm
1) Me directing my first, uh, feature: "Kiefer, meet Carlos. Carlos, meet Kiefer. Guys, meet the bed. And...scene!"
amelia41
May 20, 2004 @ 11:14 am
2) Taste his stuffing.
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