Just when I thought that VH1 & those leeches from 51 Minds can't stoop any lower than they already have, they decided to give Daisy De La Hoya (Rock of Love 2) her chance at love. Her new show (Daisy of Love) will air on VH1 sometime in the Spring of 2009.

Here is some information about her show & the losers who are trying to get on the show.


VH1 - Daisy of Love

VH1 -Daisy of Love Casting

All I keep thinking is that "Daisy Chain" would have been a fare more appropriate title.

No word about if Chuck is still in the picture? Or is he the Big John of this show?

Why does that promo picture make me think of Tila Tequila? With about as much stability.

I'd have much rather preferred Heather get her own spin off, not Daisy. I can't even focus when she talks because her mouth doesn't move and she never forms coherent sentences!

Were any of you guys rooting for Daisy to win ROL? Because I wasn't.

Curse you, VH1. I won't let you drag me in again!

Okay, I probably will.

Chuck has to show up at some point.

I think I'll vote for the Staten Island guido, because the combination of his plaid shorts and yellow car amuse me greatly.

Really VH1? Really?
It's so obvious they just don't even care anymore. The name of the show is Daisy of Love? I'm going to go have an aneurysm.

By the end of ROL2, I was rooting for Daisy (though not necessarily for the "win") because she seemed so lost. She's clearly not happy with her appearance, her family isn't a part of her life, she's apparently a victim of abuse, and everything about her seems so sad.

Even her confrontations with people were pathetic, as 87% of them ended with her teary-eyed and shaking uncontrollably. Something is seriously not right with her. She needs psychiatric care, not a stupid TV show.

Me! I still think she should have won! Unlike Ambre, who was clearly just there for exposure, Daisy was actually into Bret, not to mention that the two of them were perfect for each other, what with their collagen-filled lips, ratty weaves, and questionable wardrobe choices.



HA! Seriously though, there are so many better title choices than the tired "______ Of Love" formula. "Daisy Of Love" doesn't even make sense! "Crazy About Daisy" or "Blossoming Love"? (Hey, 51Minds, call me.)

Anyway, I will totally watch this. As much as I truly love Daisy and think she does have a heart of gold underneath those ridiculous implants, I'm pretty sure she's retarded, so the men who are interested in vying for her affection on national television are sure to be golden.

This is the person from RoL they choose to give the New York treatment? Talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel.

I'd be more inclined to watch this if they came up with a better title. Seriously Vh1? If you don't care enough to come up with a decent title, I don't care enough to watch it. Daisy of Love doesn't even make sense. I mean, Rock of Love doesn't make that much sense when you think about it, but Daisy of Love REALLY doesn't make sense.

And I'm annoyed Daisy has a spin-off and not Heather. Did Daisy really have that big of a "fan base"?

Not to mention that this slavish following of the "____ of Love" formula is hardly set in stone - it wasn't called "Bret of Love" after all, because that's very stupid. The people (like me) who are going to watch this will watch no matter what it's called. How about "He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not" with the logo being Daisy yanking the petals off a ... daisy. Anything but Daisy of Love.

This should be golden. She's very dumb, heart of gold or not, and the flailing is going to be wildly entertaining. I hope she invests in some waterproof mascara for when she finds out that all of the suitors are there to possibly bang a porn-cartoon character and be on tv, not necessarily in that order. And wasn't she dating Dave Navarro?

Thank you, thank you, thank you! I am SO GLAD I'm not the only one looking forward to the flailing.

Daisy the Love Muppet?

I watched her first recap of RoLG: Charm School and boy does she need speech therapy. Another season of her would be insufferable.

I think I prefer Whoopsie Daisy.


Flavor of Love made sense. Rock of love did not. Daisy of love is the dumbest yet. Now we know that people both in front of and behind the camera do not have many working brain cells.

I also fear for Daisy going through this kinda show, she just seemed so mentally/psychologically fragile. Perhaps she got some psychiatric help. Then again, if she had she would not being actually doing the show so...

I can't figure out how she does it. It's like her shoulder, elbow, wrist, and each individual finger is being controlled by a different drunken puppeteer, and they're not communicating with each other very well. Once, after a few glasses of wine, I tried to duplicate it and failed miserably. It's like she leads her arm motions with her wrist, if that makes sense, but her elbows have minds of their own and periodically go flying out to the sides. It's kind of awesome, actually. They should motion-capture and digitize it.

Oh my goodness I was so confused as to what would make this show watchable.

Oh! Men who would want to date Daisy, of course!! Have you SEEN some of the 18 y.o. Marilyn Manson wannabees?

<Squeel!!>

I simply cannot believe there is a market for this show. Some of these people, even though I hate most all of them, I can see why they'd get their own show. New York, for example. She's nails on a chalkboard for me, but I get the "appeal" of the show.

Daisy is not attractive. In fact, she looks like plastic surgery gone awry and she's a little too young for that. She's inarticulate and a proven liar and has emotional and relational baggage to spare. And dumb. Dumber than a box of rocks. No one I know (granted, I haven't made a comprehensive, demographically balanced survey) found her the least bit entertaining.

If there's any justice in the world, the number of viewers of this show will be measured in single digits, and the entire network will go under as a result of the fallout. To quote my brother, the mere existence of this show makes me seriously consider whether or not I should blow my brains out.

Dear Lord,

This is WhineandCheez. Pleaseohpleaseohplease let that bastion of utter and complete toolishness, "Charles," be in this show, and please let his guyliner be from Lancome.

Thanks

That's actually a really good idea. "Daisy of Love"...wtf?

Really this is just explotation of the mentally challenged right here. I totally mean it. This girl is mentally ill, completely unstable, ugly, dumb and irritating to boot. Whose dick is she sucking because that is the only viable explanation for agreenig to broadcast this crap fest.

Mark Cronin must be getting more sexual favors from this giant pile of skanks than Hefner and Flynt combined ever got.

And any sighted person can see that she is HORRENDOUS, emphasis on (W)HORE, in the VH1 extras where she interviews the cast.

I'd rather watch a dating show featuring Charles as the love interest. Hell, I'd rather watch a dating show featuring my cat as the love interest.

I'm rooting for Maybelline.

Oh the flailing we shall see!!

I think you're going to 'spensive for Charles - I vote for Wet'n'Wild.

I can't believe Daisy of all people is getting her own dating show. I too would rather see Charles, radicalmoderate's cat or one of my own as the love interest.

Why would anybody think that Daisy is such a rock goddess? There is nothing pretty or even remotely sexy about her.

Does VH1 thinks that Daisy is somebody that we should feel sorry for?

I would rather watch a show where Charles has to choose between dating radicalmoderate's cat or Siamesecatlady's cats.

Put me down for a vote for the Wet-n-wild for the guyliner of choice.

While commenting on her VH1.com interview today, I realized I might actually watch the aftershow commentary if it was given by Angelique. Who better than someone with who out-silicones Daisy?

Complete with authentic subtitles. "Stop wiz ze flappeeng, you are nut goon to fly. Juz get nekked an haf zex wiz heem!"

HEE!! Depends on which pussy can pay his rent and keep him in RIMMEL.

Is it just me or for anyone else does "Daisy of Love" invoke any obtuse references to, perhaps, a woman's "feminine flower?" You know, I didn't spend years looking at Georgia O'Keefe flower paintings for nothing.

What about "Flailure at Love"?

(hides face in shame at stupid pun)

It would have been better if they got Destiney because then it could have been Destiney of Love~ which makes sense? Either way, guys competing for a girl is always hilarious and I want to see what kind of dbags wind up staying. And hey! the next I love Money can be the Real Chance girls and the DOL boys, talk about the hot messes we'd see there.

Do a Dollop of Daisy? (My apologies to the sour cream commercial.)

I thought Daisy was very entertaining to watch. The same way NY was entertaining. Just stupid ass bitches with implants who have deluded themselves into thinking they're sexy.

Maybe a Daisy of Love reject will become engaged to Kimberly Caldwell.

Unfortunately my cats use me for rent money the same way Chuckles used Daisy. Maybe radicalmoderate's cat can support him in the style to which he has become accustomed and keep him in guyliner, tats, 'beaters, and jaunty little hats.

Hilarious...and I threw up in my mouth a little. VD connotations.

My favorite part of this....'jaunty little hats'. Also, my cat, Hera (the Greek Godess), while beautiful is snobby and aloof, waaay too good for Charles. And she'd eat his stupid hats.

I must say I am surprised at how much I like the Chance and Real show, the contestants really make it. Knowing how men fawn over Daisy and that it will be a pile of Charles knock-offs is starting to change my mind and make me believe that there may be some great snarkability in this impending train wreck.

Oh, rainbucket! BRILLIANT! Also, you made me LOL at the office (my cover is blown!)

If they do this as an intentional tongue-in-cheek bit, I might watch. If they try to come across as a serious Searching-for-true-love-forever dating show, I might have to pass.

So disgusting.

I might watch this just so that I can enjoy it more when they make fun of it on The Soup.

Here is that loser Aubry (Rock of Love 2) interviewing Daisy about her show.

Reality Wanted - Daisy of Love

Hopefully, Charles will stay away from this trainwreck. Such a classy charming man like Charles shouldn't have to be dragged through the mud by this idiot. I don't know what he ever saw in her.

I can't imagine what her trademark line will be when she eliminates the losers on the show.

"You're next in line at the free clinic"?

OMG - Thank G*D I read this at home and not at the office --- big LOL.

And then I read this:


I don't know which is funnier... Gotta go wipe the tears......

Don't bet on it. In unexplainable crossover news, Charles is making an appearance on ROL Charm School next week.

My guess is he's about to be one of those Flavorverse side kicks that appear randomly like Sister Patterson.

This will seem like a dumb question...but who is Charles?

Daisy's "ex"/current live in that was brought onto Rock of Love.

Love the idea for the free clinic tagline!! They can give penicillin tablets to the successful candidates of the week, instead of cheap looking bling.

Oh Radicalmoderate, I love Hera the cat already. I'd pay to see her shred Charles' hats!

I'm soooo looking forward to the return of Charles on ROL Charm School this week! Lord only knows what lesson HE will help teach the girls. Maybe "Thou shalt sponge off thy ex for as long as possible."

I can't imagine what her trademark line will be when she eliminates the losers on the show.

"You're the only one I won't be sleeping with tonight"?

I happened to watch one of Daisy's episode summaries of Charm School and she seemed lots less twitch-y and flail-y and spoke much more coherently and clearly than I remember from ROL. I'm sure, however, once she finds herself back in the emotionally-charged dating world she'll be a hot mess we've come to expect in record time.

I'm just thankful it's not Lacey of Love.

I saw Charles' appearance on ROL Charm School and I'll tell you, without the jaunty hat, he doesn't look so jaunty. In fact, he is quite ferret-faced. And, of course, more toolish than an entire red cabinet of Snap-Ons. His hair is ridiculous and quite poseur-ish.

He definitely needs the hat. On ROL I thought he was hot in a poor man's Tommy Lee kind of way, but on ROLCS, no, just no. I wouldn't have known it was him if they didn't tell me it was him.

"Pussy of Love"? I'm pretty sure VH1 would greenlight that.



"You cannot have my flower"?

Does it have to be verbal? Why can't she just flair her arms and smack them in the head with such force as to eject them from the house?

Mr. Impassive and I were trying to talk about this show, and lost track of titles. We'd thought it was "A Real Chance at Daisy," but it's really "Fuck an Idiot."

Can't wait for the drinking game - shot every time she cries, three fingers (of alcohol, god, get out of the gutter!) every time she goes all T-Rex.