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I went with Cooter.....We see enough of that damn tat after all....

This poll is so wrong, and yet so right. :)

I know. It's so mean-spirited, and I love it to death.

Cock: Now and always, Phoebe's first love.

While I enjoyed the options for Clap, Chlamydia, and Crabs, I figured those were conditions brought on as a result of her all-consuming love for cock. So once again we were back at the cock.

The sentences this forum has caused me to write over the years..... hee!

I had to go for cock too... Wow, that came out the wrong way. Series Finale: Phoebe must choose! Cock or sisters? I guess Piper and Paige have a lovely afterlife ahead of them.

That's a really nasty poll. And it's absolutely fabulous.

I went with chlamydia just because I'm laughing and it's one of those things you should never laugh at.

Aw, I thought Candor would've been a choice, too.

Holy fuck, that made me laugh so hard. I can just see the trailer. [deep dramatic voice] "For 8 long years, the Charmed Ones have saved the world time and time again. And now, they face their greatest challenge. Who will finally split the sisters apart? Billie? Christy? The Bitchin' Spirit of Prue? The Tri... Quad... Multiad? It's one you won't see coming. The greatest threat since the Source... is COCK." Flash large image of Phoebe riding tri... quad... multiple cocks. [/deep dramatic voice]

Good God. I scare myself.

Oh yeah. I voted for cock, too.

Cock.....the other other white meat.......oh why does this show make me do this?! hahaha :)

Sadly, the first second I saw this poll another C-word altogether came to mind. After all, lord knows Phoebe's soulmate is herself.

Went with cock as well... anyway, at last:

CANCELLED!

I really hope I won't see Alyssa ever again, unless she magically returns to her season 3 body

Since her two favorite cu words weren't a choice, it had to be cock

Crap! I should have added "CANCELLED!" as an option.

I know! As well as cunt/clitoris, cern, and uh, yeah...

Heh. Done. Apologies to the 49 of you who have already voted.

Had to vote for cock.

It's all Phoebe's ever wanted.

Voted for cooter, God knows whenever i think of Phoebe, the first thing that comes to mind is that damn cooter tat. But her neverending crusade for cock or man cum so the cunt can give birth to her completely clueless child creature is just as big a part of this complete bitch's life, and it's creepy. Thankfully, this crap is CANCELLED, and i can't wait for Alyssa Milano to end her crummy career doing criminally underpayed crap on cable. Cripes.

EWW...that is horrible even for TWOP. Just eww.

If I hadn't contributed to the poll, I would've voted for Chlamydia.

I hope to God the writers see this poll.

I went with the majority because the very first time I saw the poll on the thread, that was obviously the one that sort of jumped at me no pun intended, I swear to God.

Crikey!

Cooter. Because it's funny, and Phoebe is such a narcissist.

Ok, hee, I went for cock as well. What a fabulously evil poll!

Who was Coop again?

Is, not was.

He's the current slampiece for the haggish scrag.

Other C's may come and go, but the Cooter, unfortunately, is always there to assault our eyes.

Ohhh. Right. Thanks. Heh. I have to confess, I've only watched about 40 seconds of this season.

Obviously CANCELLED!--

But seriously, what other letter can an apple peel possibly make? An 'L' maybe, or 'D'. Now, I would've been impressed if it turned into a 'H' or even 'X'.

J...D...U...O...P...S...G...V...N...M... The apple peal on Halloween is a time honored way to divine a virgin's future husband. So we can't count on the accuracy where Freebe is involved. But still I voted for cock.

Hee hee hoo ho ha ha ha hee hoooooo.

CANCELLED! At last, our long national nightmare is over. Oh wait, Bush is still the Pres. Nevermind...

I went with "consumption." It explains a lot.

Couldn't help but notice "condom" wasn't an option. heh

For all we know, the apple peel could've been telling her that her soulmate is in Chicago....

You're banned.

Yikes. While I don't think Phoebe would come after me since I don't have the requisite body parts she desires, I shudder to think of her looking for love in Chicago where I could possibly stumble across it. And I shudder again thinking about what specific "it" I would be stumbling across. I have to go puke now...

I knew I should've gone with "Cincinnati."

I'd say Cock, because half of her total episodes in the series included her fucking someone, be it in the Underworld while her sister died to whoring herself as the Goddess of Love, there's too many examples to cite, so fuck it.

I said Coop. But I was going to pick CANCELLED! or Cooter.

I'm just happy that two other people picked Consumption.

Heh. You know, when this section gets collapsed into a single thread, I'm probably going to miss these hysterically nasty and mean-spirited poll threads the most.

I went for consumption too. It's just such a neat and nifty way to stay slim!

Being male, and having typical male fantasies, I gave a quick thought to Chrisssty. But then I threw up a little in my mouth, so...never mind.

I voted for cooter. God knows Alyssa loves hers,she decorates it with pictures after all.