onewomanshow
Jan 14, 2004 @ 6:17 pm
No. Way out of proportion. Bad boob job. Really bad. Really really bad. So bad that they obviously can't be natural and be as perky as they are.
Truly. Eva's rack isn't nearly as droolworthy as I once believed, but, I'll admit that her overall shape does drive me wild. Everytime she's on screen, I'm humming "Brick House". I believe that she has the second best hip/ass ensemble on daytime television (the #1 spot belongs to the drooltastic Crystal Chappell of GL--yum, yum gimmie some!).
Dude, I was so glad when she changed clothes. That outfit was so inappropriate, in that time frame, I don't even know where to start. Just, ugh...
Exactly, that's what made the outfit so "whuh fuh", because she was still in her post-Volde, don't!touch!me, don't!look!atme, Crazianca phase. And it wasn't flattering at all, so I had a hard time believing that it was simply for the oink! factor. I mean, give me Eden in a pair of too!tight!to!breathe jeans and a low cut shirt and I'm happy as a lark. And while I'm on the subject, I ranted and raved to my bestfriend for two days over the Bianca Breaks a Nail scenes and The Canonization of Saint Bianca/Clinic scenes, because that fugly, big black T-shirt was obscruing her booty in those tight jeans. I felt like I was being teased. I had it in my mind that The Punisher was having some fun with us during that whole thing. And for
that, Punisher, I will never forgive you.
That Kinks vibe is being done on purpose on every level.
It sure is! Bless their perverted little hearts. Oh, we love you guys too.
By the by, does anyone know of a template or program of some kind that I can use to turn one of those Kinks promos into an Absolut bottle? I'd love to have a T-shirt that says "Absolut Kinks". Hee.
Solvay
Jan 14, 2004 @ 6:19 pm
The sandypants noise is from wearing full panty hose inside that leather. That is also responsible for the assflatening and monocheek look.
Isn't rubbing pantyhose against leather Method #45 in the Girl Scout handbook under how to start a fire without matches? Right below pocket lint and batteries? Still the orange pants from yesterday? (SoapNet awaits.) What makes those pants worse is the color. I remember a leather chair in the 1970s in that color.
SkiffyPup
Jan 14, 2004 @ 6:40 pm
If Absolut Kinks shirts are made, please please send me three ... or as many as you want signed. Oh and one for Eden and one for Alicia at SSW Ca at the end of March.
ETA: No t-shirts... They gotta be wifebeaters! OINK
boris
Jan 14, 2004 @ 6:47 pm
The sandypants noise is from wearing full panty hose inside that leather. That is also responsible for the assflatening and monocheek look.
I love my mom, but she she does the same thing, sans leather, and it drives me nuts. There is a such thing as the "I must wear hose all the time" generation. Thank goodness she stopped gettting her hair done each week.
Black Knight
Jan 14, 2004 @ 6:57 pm
Isn't rubbing pantyhose against leather Method #45 in the Girl Scout handbook under how to start a fire without matches?
Seriously. I own a pair of leather pants and I would never wear pantyhose under them. Aside from everything else, the lining of the pants feels just great against my skin. The only time I understand that kind of thing is when someone's wearing leather pants with one leg cut off or a slit up one leg or so on (my old roomie is into S&M big-time). But with regular leather pants? That's just bizarre.
I would
so be down for an Absolut Kinks shirt. Or wifebeater. Now there are some BAM and Lianca fans on Olga and Eden's boards who are produce all kinds of cool stuff, but somehow I don't think they'd react too kindly to us coming over and trying to enlist them for Kinks...(imagines a virtual stoning to death) We'd have to figure out this one on our own.
But do be careful,
SkiffyPup, because I'd hate for someone humorless at ABC to get wind of Kinks and start screening Pervy's scripts and forbidding Alicia/Eden to use googly eyes. We're just enjoying their partners-in-crime dynamic. They're a great sister act. Yeah. That's the ticket...
onlyinPV
Jan 14, 2004 @ 7:03 pm
Right show, wrong job: she's the medical examiner on L&O.
Thank you, thank you! It was making me nuts. Now I can get some sleep.
Am I the only one who got a laugh from JR lurking behind Jamie as Jamie was bent over lining up a pool shot? Hee. Oh well, move over and make room for me on the sled.
Line of the day was from Tad. "I don't do mother daughter action. . . anymore."
Bwah! You still got it, MEK!
onlyinPV
Jan 14, 2004 @ 7:05 pm
By the way, sign me up for some of those Kinks shirts!
Black Knight
Jan 14, 2004 @ 7:10 pm
If I dared, I'd go down to SSW with a full-on Kinks banner. But see above comment about humorless ABC execs...
Speaking of SSW, is anyone else here planning to go? I was thinking of it, seeing as how it's just a short hop by plane for me. I've never seen any of the AMC cast in person. The only thing is that I'm afraid that Eden will wear a white tank again, causing my brain to shortcircuit.
SkiffyPup
Jan 14, 2004 @ 7:33 pm
I am going for sure, because I think ABC purposely moved it to Dinah Shore wekend so they wouldn't get a huge pile of lesbians. Asshats.
Just for that, I'll go full Kinks! I have to see the rack that inspires the TWoP AMC thread and the actresses that bring the unholy sweet SisYay up close. I have been assured that Eden will, "Probably welcome me with open arms." *ahem*
Black Knight
Jan 14, 2004 @ 7:38 pm
Mystic0, I just went back re-reading posts and I realized I'd missed one of yours:
Have Kinks discussed Kendall's marriage to Mikey since then? I know Bianca obviously knows Kendall isn't pregnant (duh) but does she still believe that Kendall married Michael?
Yes, they've talked about it again. First at the police station when Kendall wouldn't back down from her Vegas story to help Lena, which got Bianca pretty upset at her (and that right there is a huge tip-off that Kendall has a really big reason to keep lying to Bianca about this, when she knows it's the one thing that still bugs her sister about her). Then later there was a conversation at Bianca's apartment where Bianca asked Kendall again if she had really married Michael in Vegas, but then was interrupted by Erica.
So, at this point, I think Bianca just doesn't quite know what to believe. On the one hand she loves and trusts her sister, and Kendall keeps assuring her that she's telling the truth, and on the other hand she's got the coroner being pretty certain about Mikey's time of death and Bianca's always had a pretty good BS detector. Now that Kendall's been arrested, Binks isn't as concerned about the whole marriage thing as she is about just keeping Kendall out of jail, and she realizes Kendall's entire defense hinges on that, which I think is why she hasn't asked Kendall again recently.
Snerk,
SkiffyPup. If I don't go, promise you'll take plenty of photos and post them for me to drool over.
Melvin_Spelvin
Jan 14, 2004 @ 8:07 pm
That little punk didn't just punch my beloved David in the face, did he? What an asshole. Go home to your cheating wife, and leave my favorite guy alone!
SkiffyPup
Jan 14, 2004 @ 9:02 pm
Yes he did Melvin. And he has the stubbleburn on his knuckles to prove it.
Vincent's open shirt- hairfans and tivo lurkers. (I'm looking at you, bluedevilblue; unless you only find him fuckable when he is grieving.) You can see he cuts his chesthair so it doesn't crawl out his collar. Man, that guy is hairer than Edmund ... but better groomed.
bluedevilblue
Jan 14, 2004 @ 9:02 pm
That little punk didn't just punch my beloved David in the face, did he? What an asshole. Go home to your cheating wife, and leave my favorite guy alone!
What? What? Nooooooo! Messing with VI's face is sacrilege. I just hope that by "little punk" you mean Jacob Young because I can't believe he could do much damage (other than to his masculinity with whatever girly swing he offered up on the punch).
And VI needs a shave and has an open shirt? Must go find screencap (which I think answers your question,
Skiffy, about VI's general fuckability. That SoapNet promo he and Finola Hughes use to do where they showed them at a photo shoot. Rowr!)
starrynight5
Jan 14, 2004 @ 10:12 pm
Does the actress playing the judge look familiar to anyone else? Like she may have already been fitted for a robe on one of the Law & Orders?
Actually, I think she played the coroner on either Homicide or Law & Order: SVU who used to always spar with Detective Munch (Richard Belzer) over a dead body. He'd always flirt with her and she'd give him The Eye. The one she used today on Kendall and the DA that just screamed DO NOT BULLSHIT ME.
Awww. Munch and Rodgers were really cute.
Found it! Her name is
Leslie Hendrix.
boris
Jan 15, 2004 @ 12:47 am
Did you guys notice that Flash, the sudden-cut director, is back at work? Whoosh! Zoom!
Word Mystic0. I was thinking "what's with the swish pans" and that Binky in the mirror but not in the wide shot effect that they were doing with Helen. That was just really weird. Somebody's gunning for an Emmy. Next thing you know, they'll be pulling that split screen crap again.
SkiffyPup
Jan 15, 2004 @ 1:11 am
Yeah bluedevilblue. Glad you are happy. VI IS hot manflesh. Just to look at for me though. I swear, stubble and hair like that chaps my flesh just looking at it. But lawd, the man is a stunning display of attractive masculinity. [rumor] I don't much care if he is a Christian a-hole IRL. [/rumor] If I never bought anything from an a-hole, my cupboard would be bare.
Oh, and he can act. I understand Michael Logan said recently that they hire women for acting ability and men for deshirtability, basically. That is why all the model boys. ( Big mistake, IMO.)
boris
Jan 15, 2004 @ 1:43 am
bluedevilblueYou missed my sister in her stalker phase, back in the day she lived in New York and followed VI for one and a half blocks. When we were watching AMC over the holidays, she shared that tidbit with me. I think that we had some Lujack thing. But hey, you can't diss a man that can groom.
kariyaki
Jan 15, 2004 @ 1:47 am
I was thinking "what's with the swish pans" and that Binky in the mirror but not in the wide shot effect that they were doing with Helen. That was just really weird. Somebody's gunning for an Emmy.
In the last set of Emmys, that '24' style won them one for directing. Doesn't surprise me that they're pulling it out at the new year so they have something in the bag for NEXT year. Never too early to start padding the Emmy reel.
onewomanshow
Jan 15, 2004 @ 2:05 am
Next thing you know, they'll be pulling that split screen crap again.
I know that I'm in the minority, but, I actually like the split screens and wish they'd pick it up again. It reminds me of 70's television shows and movies. Although, I will admit to a weird 70's fetish--the clothes, the music, the television shows--love it. And most people don't get it.
onlyinPV
Jan 15, 2004 @ 10:15 am
All the Swoosh! Zoom! Pan! swipes are done to GIVE THE ILLUSION OF MOVEMENT WHERE THERE IS NO MOVEMENT! They should spend more time trying to tell a good, coherent story than on making us seasick with cutesey camera tricks from the Look Ma, I'm Directing! school of television production. Sorry for yelling. I'm pissed that JR had the balls to punch out David and has an attitude toward the world because HE married a slut. Whose fault is that? But I must admit that I was very glad that Grabbyhands McFrankenbrow wasn't the fucus of the trial hearing yesterday. I was sure they would figure out a way to make him both the focus and shirtless. (Mr Lavery, would you please remove your shirt so that you can raise your right hand and swear to tell the truth?)
Black Knight
Jan 15, 2004 @ 12:28 pm
Yeah, I was shocked Ryan wasn't present at the hearing, either. (Though, thank God.) I loved the entire hearing. Judge Lampert rocks--first slamming the DA's sophomoric explanation, then calling Livia on her attempt to misrepresent the judge's ruling, then practically laughing in the DA's face when he tried to get her to recuse herself.
I do wonder about that last bit, though, whether it's going to become important to the plot. AMC had Kendall say earlier in the episode that this was the same judge who'd presided at her arraignment and Michael's hearing, so if this was just to acknowledge to the viewers that no, they weren't crazy, this was the same judge, that was already taken care of via Kendall's dialogue. bluedevilblue, would this be a normal request from the prosecutor, given the circumstances?
I actually thought the defense had more of a reason to want the judge to recuse herself, because Kendall lost her shit at Michael's hearing and had to be escorted out, which certainly ought to predispose the judge to think that #1, Kendall's marriage story is bogus, and #2, that Kendall was mad enough at Michael to kill him. But Livia didn't ask. I'm wondering if the DA's point that the judge might be sympathetic to Kendall because of the rape--she did all but state outright when dismissing the charges against Michael that she believed Bianca and hated letting the Assicle walk free--will turn out to be prophetic. After all, if Kendall gets acquitted, everyone's off the hook so long as no new evidence crops up.
And Bianca needs to burn that...whatever...immediately. Not only was it a lousy design, but the color wasn't flattering, either. Put her back in black, now. But Eden did a good job with the sappy "hung the moon" dialogue. Oh, and I was amused at watching Jack put the final pieces of the puzzle together--"hmmm, Bianca's helping Kendall fake her pregnancy!" By the way, Walt, please stop with the constant head-nodding while Livia's making her arguments and such.
Mystic0
Jan 15, 2004 @ 12:42 pm
And Bianca needs to burn that...whatever...immediately.
Word. I'm thinking before this pregnancy is over with, Binks will have quite a bit of fugly clothes to barbeque. (shudder)
But Eden did a good job with the sappy "hung the moon" dialogue.
Yep, I think Eden tried (and succeeded) to be extra adorable yesterday to try and deflect from what she was wearing. I actually enjoyed the Binks/Erica scenes. Erica didn't even get on my nerves. I should probably cop to the fact that I got extra gleeful because you just *know* bad things are coming down in Ericaville soon. Aww, poor Erica... (evil snicker) Damn, I wish I could figure out how Erica will (assuming she does) find out about the baby!
Thanks for catching me up on what Bianca knows about Kendall's faux marriage thing, by the way.
Black Knight
Jan 15, 2004 @ 12:54 pm
Yeah, that's been one huge advantage to Bianca hiding her pregnancy--we've been spared most of the maternity clothes. Look at what Kendall's wearing. I'm terrified that once everyone finds out Bianca is pregnant, we'll have to watch Eden wearing similar stuff for the rest of the pregnancy.
I too didn't mind Erica yesterday, in part because she was being loving without being smothering or controlling, and in part because it's so obviously a set-up for everything to go bad. Hee. Mystic0, there is a rather interesting spoiler for next week in regards to Erica finding out. It runs "Erica has a hard time accepting Bianca's decision, but did Bianca tell Erica the whole truth?" Hrrrmm.
I noticed, by the way, that while Bianca told Erica what she'd told Michael was her happiest memory, she didn't say that it is in fact her happiest. I believe it's certainly up there for her--Bianca really does love Erica very much--but I also think that Bianca lied to Michael. For one thing, that memory is from when she was very young. I know Bianca's had a lot of shitty things happen to her throughout her life, but still. I think Bianca tried to pick something safe that Michael might respond to in a positive way instead of making him angrier.
kariyaki
Jan 15, 2004 @ 1:13 pm
Look at what Kendall's wearing. I'm terrified that once everyone finds out Bianca is pregnant, we'll have to watch Eden wearing similar stuff for the rest of the pregnancy.
Especially since, once everybody finds out, all Kendall has to do is literally hand her maternity wardrobe over to Bianca. And then it'll be Bianca in florals for another few months. Too bad they're so close to the same size (except for bras, of course).
Black Knight
Jan 15, 2004 @ 1:42 pm
Yeah, I thought of that too, kariyaki. Thank god for the soap law that all births must be during sweeps. Even if Bianca starts wearing maternity clothes immediately upon Erica finding out next week, at the very most that's six weeks of floral maternity wear. It's still horrifying to think about, but certainly much better than 11-12 weeks.
kariyaki
Jan 15, 2004 @ 2:08 pm
Ah, another day, another Kinks fix. Pervy has become like a crack dealer, always giving us some.
I fear for Jerica. Jack now knows something that Erica doesn't and is willingly keeping it from her. With all the grief he gave her about doing that with the Greenlee secret, Erica is NOT going to be happy with him once she finds out.
onewomanshow
Jan 15, 2004 @ 2:10 pm
"She got the pot all ready. I was just saving your place for you."
Daaaaamn, Pervy! Come on, now. . .
Kendall, even without the Cambias estate, I know you've got enough money for lingeree, why'd you have to go and steal my mother's drapes? Huh?
Yay! A little Kinks.
boris
Jan 15, 2004 @ 2:31 pm
Memo to Pervy Writer: Kinks is fine, Reggie and Erica is just all kinds of wrong. Please, please no more "fondue" references from Reggie.
Black Knight
Jan 15, 2004 @ 2:34 pm
I actually don't think it'll cause much trouble for Jerica, as long as Jack refrains from ever criticizing Erica again for keeping Greenlee a secret--but since he's gotten over that and reunited with her, I don't see him doing that. Plus Jack's only known for, like, five seconds and Bianca told him that she would tell Erica.
I see we got Kinks but I'll have to wait for tonight for my true fix. Glad the spoiler about Bianca telling Kendall that she's staying in town for the trial finally came true--I was worried a scene had been cut out or something.
And I see it was also red herring day today. Simone/Carlos...and WTF was up with JR's accusation of Mary? Huh??
A Joni mention! Talk of Reggie/Joni mackage! *sniff* (even though he was obviously lying about it, it still makes me nostalgic) But Reggie needs to think before he talks. Dude, you just blew Bianca's alibi to Erica.
SkiffyPup
Jan 15, 2004 @ 2:45 pm
Dude, you just blew Bianca's alibi to Erica.
[annie Lennox] Would I lie to you? [/annie lennox] Good call, Black K. That is why Erica said yes, you would lie to me. Because he has told two different stories. Oh, and wtf, "real" sisters? People are going to be incensed. Greenlee is his real sister too. Erica can be such a tool.
Black Knight
Jan 15, 2004 @ 2:54 pm
That didn't actually bug me, because Reggie doesn't think of Greenlee as family--he thinks of her as an interloper who's trying to mess up his family. I doubt that's going to change anytime soon, what with Greenlee trying to take an ax to Kendall's defense. Erica should've found a better way to phrase it, I agree, but given the situation between Reggie and Greenlee I didn't find it as bothersome as I might have otherwise.
kariyaki
Jan 15, 2004 @ 3:03 pm
Man, I wish Greenlee would get up to speed re: who is carrying the Assfetus here. Because her vendetta to expose Kendall's fake pregnancy to Ryan (who already KNOWS) is tiring. It's literally leading up to a big reveal in which Greenlee is able to rip the pregnancy pad off Kendall in Ryan's presence and go, "Aha!" Only to have Ryan shrug and be all, "Meh, I knew that." It's stoopid. Have Greens focus on something else for fuck's sake.
I am in a good mood today no matter what the above rant may make you believe. We got Mike Ass on ATWT today! A week late but whoo-hoo!
Black Knight
Jan 15, 2004 @ 3:11 pm
Greenlee knows that Ryan knows Kendall's not pregnant. After all, as Ryan's pointed out to her, he and Kendall are sleeping together. Greens just thinks that Kendall's got Ryan's head completely twisted around and that he's giving up the Cambias estate just because.
I'd guess that this is leading up to Greenlee pulling the pregnancy pad off Kendall in court, at which point she'll be yelled at by everyone in sight--Kendall, Ryan, Jack, Bianca, Erica...yes, it'll bring on a bout of Self-Pitying Greenlee but I'm still looking forward to seeing her get slammed. She has no idea what a deep hole she's digging for herself. Her face when she finds out Bianca's the pregnant one, and that SHE can take Fusion away from Greenlee and hand it over to her girlf--oops, sister should be priceless.
kariyaki
Jan 15, 2004 @ 3:19 pm
Well, then I don't get Greenlee's mission at all. Admittedly, I wasn't paying THAT much attention today but from in her scenes with Mia and Smoan today, she was making it sound like Ryan didn't know the truth. Are you sure she knows Ryan knows? (And this post officially sounds like an episode of Friends.)
dirksunboy
Jan 15, 2004 @ 3:27 pm
Hee, poor dirksunboy. Stick with your no doubt cute and adorable boyfriend, okay? You'll be scarred for life if you get anywhere near a set of implants like Chesty LaRue's. Leave the boob assessment to those of us who are women and/or are into women...
You are right
Black Knight, he is cute and adorable. It's really fun to watch AMC with him and get a viewpoint of someone who
doesn't know all the inside dirt and all of our snarky comments...We have a bet going on about the murderer...I say it's
Mia and he says it's
Boyd . Of course, we're probably both wrong! I mean, he likes
Babe, what does he know!
Word to all the Livia/Judge Lambert love. I was totally digging the way the two of them were not EVEN giving Tarzan and Forehead DA the time of day...I may have missed something, but has Livia mentioned Tom? Are they still together? It'd be nice to see Livia and Brooke discuss Tom...I wish Livia would stay in PV for good. It'd be nice to see the Frye family again (even if Derek can't act)...I know they're casting a grown Danielle, but what about Livia's sons, Terrence and Jamal?? I may be as "white boy" as you can get, but I like seeing some racial diversity! Pie Balley has been too lily white for too long--and giving us interesting characters like Janelle and Livia for a day here and there don't count.
And mush mouthed Argentinians don't count, either.
kariyaki
Jan 15, 2004 @ 3:32 pm
I mean, he likes Babe, what does he know!
He should thank his lucky stars that you haven't dumped him for that.
I may have missed something, but has Livia mentioned Tom?
The last time Livia was around, she was going by Livia Frye Cudahy and in an interview, Tonya Pinkins said that the official character name now was back to Livia Frye. And that's the extent of her knowledge about whether the subject of Tom will come up. So I'm guessing the answer to that is 'no.'
onewomanshow
Jan 15, 2004 @ 3:34 pm
Are you sure she knows Ryan knows? (And this post officially sounds like an episode of Friends.)
Greenlee
has to know that Ryan already knows. He has told her that he believes Kendall is pregnant,
and that he and Kendall have resumed a sexual relationship. So, either that scene was double-talk by Greenlee to explain her ire without telling the whole truth, or it was just piss-poor writing. I'm willing to believe either.
Oh, and another T-shirt idea:
[picture of Kinks]: The Good
[picture of BAM]: The Bad
[picture of Kryan]: The Ugly
Hee.
Black Knight
Jan 15, 2004 @ 3:54 pm
Yeah, when Ryan was telling Greenlee he knows for a fact that Kendall is pregnant, he made it clear that he'd seen Kendall during sex and that she is visibly pregnant. I mean, pregnancy pouches under clothing are one thing, but no stunt belly is going to fool someone who's actually touching it and so on. So yes, Greenlee knows that Ryan knows that Kendall isn't, and while we're at it, that means Ryan knows that Greenlee knows that Ryan knows that Kendall isn't.
I think Greenlee wasn't being clear with Simone and Mia because #1, that way she sounds a little less pathetic in chasing after Ryan, and #2, it helps obscure the fact that she'd be ruining Kendall's defense by exposing her non-pregnancy, which would bother at least Simone somewhat.
dirksunboy, tell your cute and adorable boyfriend that he needs to stick with cute and adorable you, if his taste in women runs to Boobe...
Funny, onewomanshow. That reminds me, if you can get access to Photoshop, you can do the Absolut Kinks image you were thinking of.
gspiggott
Jan 15, 2004 @ 4:10 pm
Poor Lil Budig has been officially outed in the new issue of US as Bachelor Bob's girlfriend. Estella thanks her for taking him off her hands. Ouch. For this she gave up Mike's butt?
Soap rag spoilers.Kendall flashes back to her last moments with Michael. Bianca remembers something. Jack proposes to Erica while they are waiting to be called as witnesses. Liza tells Tad how she feels about him Maggie and Lena try to take Bianca's mind off the trial.
Sounds to me like BK is right and Kendall saw Binky blow Michael away.
kariyaki
Jan 15, 2004 @ 4:14 pm
Again, still not getting Greenlee's motivation. She's hellbent on exposing Kendall, ruining her defense which would in effect send her to prison for the rest of her life OR get executed (does Pennsylvania do capital punishment?) all for what? Ryan and Fusion? That's it? Kendall running over her dog would be more grounds for that kind of behavior.
Watching AMC is so much less fun when my dad isn't around.
Mystic0
Jan 15, 2004 @ 4:15 pm
Are you sure she knows Ryan knows?
I think maybe the writers
don't know that Greenlee knows. Both alone with Ryan and with Smia, Greens is singing the same song to the tune of "Kendall's NOT pregnant!" Is it possible that Greens thinks that Kendall fooled Ryan somehow during sex? Or that Ryan was just lying to take up for Kendall and that he
hasn't had sex with Kendall since she ballooned? It just seems like she'd be quizzing Ryan about why he's covering for Kendall if she knew he knew. God, that's confusing.
Oh, and wtf, "real" sisters?
Am I the only one who just heard Erica say sisters and not real sisters? Yeah? Ok, then.
EEEEEE! Kinks! Pervy's so talented! He managed to bring some quality SisYay today even with Uncle Jack in the room. Bianca even
brainstormed Kendall's hand. Awww.....
Anna Stuart is a Goddess. Her reaction when Krystal hefted that vase at her was priceless.
Black Knight
Jan 15, 2004 @ 4:29 pm
Bianca brainstormed Kendall's hand? (dies laughing) Good work, Eden!
See, this is why I rely on y'all while stuck at work. The PBP never catches this kind of stuff. Snerk.
I can believe that Greenlee cares about Fusion enough that she's willing to expose Kendall without really thinking through the ramifications. After Leo died, she made that company her reason to live. For all that Kenlee is enjoyable, I've also never felt there's any truly deep connection there, at least not on Greenlee's side. A lot of that is because I never get the impression Greens cares about anyone more than herself. Greenlee and Kendall were always fighting when they were friendly, and Greenlee in particular always seemed fine with turning on Kendall on a dime, though Kendall certainly wasn't innocent herself--tattling on Greenlee to Erica, for one thing. But even then, Greenlee was the betrayer first--yes, I know why she helped Lena out, but she was also right when she initially turned down Lena in part because Lena had screwed Kendall over bigtime. And I was kinda surprised that Kendall never brought up that point to Greenlee when Greens was yelling at her for tattling to Erica.
I'm not saying Greenlee hasn't had her moments of genuine caring and that Kenlee didn't have their moments of genuine friendship, but I also don't think it went all that far on Greens's side.
boris
Jan 15, 2004 @ 4:32 pm
My favorite exchange of the day:
Simone: Fusion is our life!
Ryan: That's kind of sad, isn't it?
Simone: Yes!
It was all in the delivery. I hate Cam Math's acting beyond anything, but that was funny stuff.
2deadcows
Jan 15, 2004 @ 4:34 pm
A big heapin’ spoonful of WORD to your post upthread,
onlyinPV. McHack certainly isn’t engendering sympathy for Junior (aka Golden Boy No. 2) from
me by having him run around town picking fights with folks [folks who could squash him like the little bug he is, btw], minding other people’s business, and throwing his supposed weight around (“Don’t you know who I
am?”). In the hands of a better actor, I might feel more sympathetic to the character and be more forgiving of his prickish behavior. But, since we don’t have that, he’s just an irritating little tool. Junior and Ryan should surrender to their (obvious) mutual lustful feelings, -- all of this hyper-sexed behopping and/or canoodling with Babe, Kendall, and Greenlee are just cries for help -- hook up, and ride off into PV sunset to the distant, remote, isolated Anywhere But My TV Screen.
I actually felt sorry for Mary today – having to put up with Krystal, Boobe, and Opal in one sitting. Thought she was going to grimace her mouth right off of her face. And the eye-rolls! Hee.
Mary: “It’s ‘
WHOM’” *crickets chirping* *faucet dripping* …”nevermind.”
And, why didn’t Adam take Junior up on his “threat” to move out? Obviously, my telepathy’s a little rusty because Adam gave no indication of hearing me mind-scream “Yes, finally! Kick the whiny, ungrateful prick to the Pine Cone!” You know, I usually think a little less of David when he runs crying to the cops because someone pummeled him -- maybe because the beating is usually deserved -– but since I'm working a full-on Junior hate, I was all about the Woot! Woot!s when Officer Sean (Sean!) showed up to arrest the pinhead. Heh. And, I know, I know, before y’all say it – David’s a luvah, not a fighter.
Boy, Erica flings those hefty anvils with the ease of an Olympic shot-putter. Not bad for such a tiny woman. I haven’t ducked so many since pre-Voldermort.
I am in a good mood today no matter what the above rant may make you believe. We got Mike Ass on ATWT today! A week late but whoo-hoo!
There better not have been a transformer blow-out or something around my house between 1 p.m. and 2 p.m…’cause I
know my VCR was set correctly and I had plenty of tape. I’m gonna see some Mike Ass tonight. YEAH, Baby!
P.S. Pervy was definitely working the Kinks today. He even worked Jackson into the verbal affirmations.
Mysticks Muse
Jan 15, 2004 @ 4:38 pm
Bianca even brainstormed Kendall's hand. Awww.....
Dude, I've got to stop reading this thread when I'm on the phone with clients.
KerleyQ
Jan 15, 2004 @ 4:40 pm
Ooops!!
allergic2love
Jan 15, 2004 @ 4:41 pm
Kendall flashes back to her last moments with Michael.
Okay totally OT, but I accidentally only highlighted the first two words of that spoiler at first and my mind was totally in the gutter and just rolling in the filth.
Continue...
KerleyQ
Jan 15, 2004 @ 4:41 pm
I laughed my butt off at Mary's reaction to Krystal swinging the vase. AS killed me with that one.
And, Palmer! It's Palmer! He's such an amusing dirty old coot, isn't he? What was with the wheelchair, though? Is it something JM needs now?
Please tell me Rebecca Budig isn't dating Bob Guiney. Please tell me Rebecca Budig isn't dating Bob Guiney. Please tell me Rebecca Budig isn't dating Bob Guiney!!
So, Krystal told Boobe yesterday not to let herself get stressed because she's pregnant, but apparently hauling Tad around is an excellent idea during pregnancy?
I want an Uncle Jack of my very own.
Oh, and PLEASE tell me Rebecca Budig is not dating Bob Fucking Guiney!!!
Grinaldi
Jan 15, 2004 @ 4:44 pm
I think James Mitchell injured his hip which is why he's in the wheelchair.
onewomanshow
Jan 15, 2004 @ 4:45 pm
Bianca brainstormed Kendall's hand? (dies laughing) Good work, Eden!
Oh,
BK, wait until you see that loving look that Kendall throws Bianca when she insists that she won't leave town with Kendall on trial. Oooooo! And the camera stayed on Alicia for quite awhile. It seems we have a Pervy Director on our hands too. Hee! Good on ya, Alicia!
Oh, and thanks for letting me know about Photoshop. I don't have it on my computer, but maybe I can get a bootleg copy off of a friend. Unless someone else wants to take the idea and run with it? I wouldn't mind, truly. I'd just want one of the shirts.
Poor Lil Budig has been officially outed in the new issue of US as Bachelor Bob's girlfriend.
On the serious tip, I think our Lil' Bud has her sights focused on a career outside of daytime and both her last and latest relationship is all about getting her name out in the press. Which is cool. Don't worry your pretty Lil' head, beloved--if I ever make it, I got two screenplays with your name on em'. And we're both still relatively young.