Me too! If I can't have Kaidan and Timone, how about some Sidan/Siman/Saidan/Aidone? All I want is one ship, please just one ship and since TIIC have cheated me out of Kaidan, Timone, Smyrtle and Roni and there's little or no Madam or Lianca, the least they can do is hook up Aidan and Simone.

Chicks dig puppets? Aidan's ain't having none of either now that he's shacked up with Tad? A writing staff that gets paid with crack?

rerun the funny.Writing staff paid in crack? Close.

Now that everyone brings it up: Since Lena is ... you know ... Jack/Erica and Kinks are the only two viable couples on the show. Sick, man. Just gawdaful bad for a cast with this much talent and pretty available.

WTF is up with no Madam? Anna S rocks w/Adam! Are they on cra... oh, wait. nevermind.

With randompersons set spoilers, we'll either get: 1) a month of Crazianca or 2) those chaotic reshoot rumors are true and we'll only get two weeks of crazianca.

I just want one of those doctors or nurses to notice that the baby isn't, you know, a preemie. You'd think they would be a LITTLE bit careful of a potential mixup, when there's a chance the pilot could've been "confused" in the "crash".

Nah. We'll take Paul's word for it.

SkiffyPup, that may be the funniest thing I've read in quite a while. Thanks for the link.

Right. A man with a reputation for not being so great (from what I've read, anyway).

Aidan and Simone would be smokin'. Although I still want Timone. *sniffle*

Don't know what to think about this spoiler:
- Krystal and Tad's romance falls apart.
since I wasn't aware they had a romance in the first place.

I wouldn't mind Aidan and Simone, but they're really each halves of other couples that I like better. I know the Kaidan ship has sailed, but I want them back together, dammit. I refuse to give up my last little smidgen of hope. And I haven't liked two characters together the way I like Timone since, well, Kaidan. I think Simone's good for Tad.

Remind me again why Frankenbrow is seen by the women of PV as God's gift to women while Aidan and Tad are essentially single? It's a mystery for the ages.

See, I refuse to give up hope. Once they'd paired Kendall up with Michael and Aidan with Mauria, I thought Kaidan was a thing of the past too but they ended up getting back together. Maybe it can be one of those once-a-year trysts. That would make me happy.

I too am holding tightly to the dream that once was Kaiden. I can't get over that the writers would have us believe that Kendall would prefer an Asshat who thinks he is superior and treats her in a condescending way than the hotness that is Aiden. It boggles my mind that not only do the writers have Kendall find Frankenbrow as God's gift, but Greenlee is also hot for him? No way.

Because maybe its true that women like being manhandled and grabbed by Grabby McGrab. Maybe they like for a man to order them a drink when they clearly stated they didn't want one. And maybe they like being told whats good for them because remember, Savior Ryan knows all. Feh!

We also have to put into account that CamMath is screwing McTrash & that he's been the one providing her with crack. Okay, I made that up but still...McTrash's characters have to be the center of each storyline...remember, even though Bianca is the one going through hell right now, her baby's 'death' is all about bringing Kendall and Savior Ryan together. Double Feh!

Okay, I just blurbed and babbled to get keep this board from being sent into page two.

SkiffyPup, that link was fucking hilarious. This show depresses me so much that I need the funny to keep me from pulling the trigger.

And yet, who was the first person Kendall called today? Ryan. Gah. I'm trying to hold on to my Kaidan hope, but it's slowly fading.

Also? Shut up, Haggie. That can't be said enough. Who the hell does she think she is? "You promised me that I could trust you to watch Bianca." What a bitch. Who made her Bianca's keeper?

Yeah, I wanted to reach through the screen and bitchslap Naggie. Hag.

I also wanted to comfort Anita. Poor thing.

And I don't think I'll ever completely let go of Kaidan, even with my dying breath.

Sigh. I love Tad. In the previews he asks the question we've all be asking for weeks, which makes me happy. But why wasn't he questioning Paul's word weeks ago?

I had a hard time taking the Babe/JR scenes seriously because all I could think was: What the hell is Babe wearing?

Shut up, Naggie. Even if Lena were awake there's no way she could've stopped Bianca.

TAD! Yay Tad! Please follow through with your hunch that "Bess" really is Miranda! Please! And don't take months to do it. Come on, Tad. You can do it. Figure it out. I may be prematurely excited, but it's a sliver of hope that these fuckers will give Miranda back to Bianca soon. Fuck May sweeps, just give that baby back to her mama.

I like how Eden was interacting with Mimo. Most actors ignore babies when they cry, and just plow ahead with their lines.

Aw, JR with his big boy picture day hair. My mom used to do that to my brother's hair when it was school picture day.

Oh, and words fail me about that Maggie person. Ugh. Lena needs to slap her across the room and scratch her stupid thickly-lined eyes out.

Go, Tad, Go! My Michael Knight/Tad love grows each day! If they don't have him follow through on this hunch, the writers are even crappier than my worst nightmare. Because the Tad we all know and love, the one who lost his wife and daughter, would never let this question hang out there.

Eden...oh yeah, there were tears today. When she was "introducing" Miranda to the family...KinksIsLove--the look on Bianca's face, the tone of her voice when talking about Kendall...yay. Then the story about Princess Miranda. Mimo is the most beautiful baby ever.

And my Babe love grew today too. Alexa had me in tears with her disbelief about Miranda (she sounded like Bianca, "You weren't there. Miranda is fine, she's perfect."). And then the way she said "I'll never speak to you again" when JR was going to call the police. Alexa has grown as an actress, big time.

WHY? Why is Ryan the savior of all? Ryan is going to be the one to call off Adam. Ew.

Sidenotes: 1) I love Anita. Poor Anita--she was trying to protect Bianca. 2) I am liking Greenlee. See, I came on the AMC wagon in August, when Greenlee was the town pariah. But she was so cute with Reggie. And she's really been sincere about wanting to help Bianca. OK, enough from me.

edited to fix tags and add:
I have chosen to block out Maggie scenes from now on.

Damn you, Jamie! Why can't you keep Naggie away from the hospital...keep her busy or something but just keep her off my screen! I was hoping Lena would palm Naggie's face and throw her down. Hard. Why is it that they work Lena up and then they don't let her follow through with an ass kicking? She got huffy with Pugly but wasn't allowed to smack him down and then she has to constantly deal with the Nagster but can't deliver a much needed six pack of whoop ass. Feh!

Binks seems to hop on the Crazy Train an awful lot. Well who can blame her, huh. Its proof that Bianca is now Crazianca because she thought Mimo looked like Erica. Poor Mimo. Oh and Bianca, Kendall is not her aunt...Kendall is Mimo's other mommy.

Babe, its official. I heart you. Way to get tough with the DILF! I'm glad they are making her Binks' best friend.

Tad, there aren't enough words to let you know how much I heart you. You're the only one who is somewhat smart enough to see the clues. Don't let that skank Krystal get in your way.

Danielle/Reggie/Livia...I don't need you hogging up screentime. I think Danielle is what's boring me.

There's a reason I love Tad so much, and there it was. About freaking time someone thought of it!

So, the delivery guy was familiar enough with the Kanes to say "Anything for Miss Kane and her girls." But he wasn't familiar enough with them to have heard the news that Bianca's baby had "died"? Yeah, I know, it's not the worst suspension of disbelief we've had to endure, but still. Little details like that bug the crap out of me.

Maggie? Shut the hell up. Ryan, that goes double for you.

I too am finding myself liking Anita, she's easily, far and away my favorite Santos ever. Not that it's a tough contest there.

Go, Tad, go! I knew you were smart enough to figure out that Paul's a lying asshat! Now, make us proud and get Babe to have a blood test done so that MiMo can get back to her real mommy ASAP. At least somebody in Pine Valley hasn't been completely lobotimized

Eden broke my heart today. Just the right mix of vulnerability, happiness and a little bit of instability. I never really cry at movies or television, but those scenes had me sniffling big time. I can't handle the separation much longer, and it's only on my television screen.

No shit. I hated the first incarnation of Anita and couldn't understand Bobby's infatuation with her. I groaned so very loudly when I heard they were bringing the character back. But I love Natalia as Anita. I never thought I could ever love a Santos. It's very disconcerting, considering I've always hated them. And Natalia makes it possible for me to understand what Bobby sees in Anita.

Sets being worked on tomorrow Wednesday the 14th include (but are not limited to): the Pine Valley airport and Jackson's loft.

I hope they really do make a comic pair out of Tad & Aiden. Michael E. Knight does seem to want to play up they HoYay elements of it.

Reggie & "what's her name" are a bore. Did notice that they got new do's, though. Reggie must be watching Chad from Passions and "what's her name" decided on the "Princess Leia in a Wind Tunnel" look.

I wouldn't say that I love NuAnita, but as kariyaki pointed out, she's loads better than OriginalRecipeAnita. Anita gets my good will simply because I like that she has a normal, everyday job -- she's no Super!Fantabulous!Neurosurgeon! like her big sis (or a World-Renowned Cardiologist like Dr. Hot Strangelove) nor is she an unbelievably rich twenty-something heir(ess) like Greenlee, Bianca, Ryan (twenty-something, yeah right), Junior, and, now, Kendall. And she isn't a flakey job-of-the-week layabout like Aidan or Tad. -- By the way, any guesses as to exactly how Mia and Smoan have been able to pay the bills since the Fusion implosion? Aside from Smoan’s ambush of Bobby in the airport on her way to woo a ‘client’ in Vegas, they’ve both just been flitting around town. And do we know how Bobby brings home the bacon (greasy hair notwithstanding)? He seems to have an itinerant, contractor-type job of some kind. -- Anyway, I don't want a long drawn-out affair, a brief aside would do, but it will be interesting to see if AMC follows through with BluecollarAnita suffering any professional repercussions for her role in BabySnatch 2004 (regardless of whether Bianca returns “Bess” of her own volition or if everyone discovers Bess’ true maternity). I only saw a few seconds of Dr. Joe chewing Anita a new one today, so I may have missed any talk about PVH’s Anti-BabySnatching Policy.

Gotta hate KneeJerk!Naggie. Funny how her assy-ness is always directed towards Lena. But, since I’m fickle, I liked her again once she backed off. And, I hate to admit this since I think Lena’s the shit, but I really wasn’t feeling her pain today. Probably because I’m tired of watching Lena play the self-blame game and because it seemed like Olga phoned it in (don’t hit me!).

Hey! It’s Olivia!! Don’t let yourself get mired in this loser of a storyline! And where's your friend, Judge Lambaste?

Let me WORD the Eden and Alicia love. They really do fine work. And I’ll also add to the Alexa Havins accolades. She's been growing on me for a while now, even without the benefit of The Eden Effect. AMC just needs to find a way to keep Babe interesting without going to the 2 Brothers, a “Whirlybird” Pilot, and a Skank/Who’s My Baby Daddy? well. Heck, even Jacob Young has been decent lately. I’d worry about my mental well-being, but I still find CamMat/Ryan absolutely annoying in every scene he swallows and Danielle still to needs go away. So all’s right with the world.

Oh, as I’m still catching up with AMC of Yore (the last few weeks), I just watched the make-up session between Greenlee and Kendall. Okay, I don’t go looking for the Yay, but when it’s all up in your face like that, you just can’t ignore it. [paraphrasing]“Do you really think we can get back to what we had?” “…working late at night when we should have been in bed,” “…Mind, body, and soul.” !!! The Kenlee is real, people. Crazianca had better jump on the Sane Train before her cousin steals her sister from her. Hee.

Edited, repeatedly, because my boss walked in when I initially posted and I'm no covert editor.

Hee. You're right: I think Olga's been faxing herself in ever since she announced she'll be across the pond for a real show with no annoying tools. *cough*Maggie*cough*

BWAH, Stinkerbella! The perfect name. Too bad we all didn't know about the chainsaw scene ahead of time, maybe we could have arranged a little "accident", if you know what I mean.

Word, yo! My friend and I were watching it together and pointing out the same lines going, "This show is SO gay."

Well, we can probably sure he won't be the straight man.

Hee. Intentional or not, his line to Babe about her being Bianca's best friend was a nice little "fuck you" to the BAMmers.


Glad to see Pervy is finally back from vacation.

BigSis!Greenlee totally rocks in her scenes with Reggie. It's amazing how good RB can be when she doesn't have to be around FrankenPuppet. This Danielle storyline must die. Yesterday's hookup made me want to puke, and not just because I still harbor some delusional hope for Roni someday.

And Mimo really is the Cutest. Baby. Ever.

KINKS FANS! Let's make Tomorrow morning our Coming Out Party!

Eden will be on the John McMullen Show on SiriusOutQ for their 1 Year Anniversary.

She'll be on at 9:30PDT/12:30EDT
You can listen here: SIRIUS OUTQ

SIRIUSOUTQ toll-free at 1-866-305-OUTQ (6887)

They'll be looking for the plate number of The Sled that hit 'em! LOL

I'm with y'all who say that Olga just wasn't giving it her all. Now, I'm the biggest Olga whore out there so I don't see this as criticism. But I don't blame Olga at all for not giving it 100%. She has so few lines to say and then when she does have some lines, they are redundant and self-loathing. If she's not saying, "forgive me Bianca...I lahv you Bianca" then she's saying shit like "we need to be strong for Bianca" to Naggie. I'm dying for Lena to get some new vocabulary.

There was a rumor started by none other than Darcy that said Lena would break up with Bianca before leaving. Now this obviously won't happen but part of me wishes it would. C'mon, God hates Bianca so having her girlfriend break up with her at such a tragic time in her life wouldn't be too far of a stretch. If Lena got some balls and did break up with Binks, at least she'd have some new vocabulary to say like, "I'm tired of all this bullshit, Bianca! I'm packing my shit and getting the hhhell out of here! Have fun in Oak Haven!" Of course she won't get to say any of this. Lena is Bianca's biggest bitch and would never end it.

Someone at the SS said that Lena has only two more air dates and thats it.

Thank you, Stinkerbella...that is all. LOL

Snerk. Krystal said it too, and the way she said it was like Babe and Bianca had been best friends all their lives, and Naggie didn't exsist.

Okay, dude I would sooo tune in to see that and...BWAH!



What?! That hussy stole my title!

On an Eden side note, just saw the pictures of her at the GLAAD Awards...gaaaaah.

Edited because I just now realized it was 'GLAAD' and not 'GLADD'...shut up, you try to type while being hypnotized by The Rack! Mmmm...racky.

yeah allergic2. The RACK is back. RACKIN' The GLAAD Awards.

mmm hmm, and how!

You know, if I was to be looking for a boyfriend in Pine Valley, I know I'd sure as hell make a beeline for the hot, dark, and sexy spy with a British accent. I don't understand how that man is single? Although single is better than Mia.

And now, even more GLAAD to see the rack: here and here too!

Woo-hoo! Racky on the radio. Hmmm, doesn't work out too well on the visual aspect though.

My friend does not see a shred of the HoYay! that runs rampant on the show. She’s a lurker on the board and doesn’t see (but is not opposed to) Kinks, Kenlee, or any other of the Super!Gay! subtext that our pervy minds can’t help but notice. Then again, when we saw Return of the King she was totally confused when I said I couldn’t believe Sam left his gay lover for that whorish home wrecker. Yes, my friend is in complete control of all five of her senses and no, she is not headless.

ETA: You're killing me, Skiffy! I actually giggled when I saw that first picture. If I start drooling all over my computer and get electrocuted, you're soooo paying for my hospital bills.

Not only that ... I'll give you your sponge baths. It's the least I could do after that racktastic display of heart attack worthy pretty low cut rack of legend display.

I respectfully disagree that Olga is "phoning" it in. She's just too much of a professional to do that. I'm sure she's doing the very best she can with the repetitive crap she's given to say........I dare anyone else to do better.

Hmmmm, Eden's starting to look like Alicia with that curly hair.

Speaking of Olga, the good news for my fellow Canadians is that the series "Take Me" that she did before AMC is going to be broadcast on Showcase this Thursday at 10pm. I know our American friends are already watching it on BBC America.

We needed to be *bumped*

More heartbreak from Eden today, I'm sure. I'm still rooting for Tad!!

As much as I love the character of Tad, I'll never wrap my head around the fact that Tad had three women tossing themselves at him and Aidan is still single.

And when can Aidan and Kendall share the screen again? I know that Kaidan is all but lost but they are still friends after all.

When Aiden was talking to Tad on Monday, and he said he had frineds in the MI-5 that helped him find out where Palmer's plane had landed, was that a shout out to Olga and her new show or is that the real name of a group?

CookieOk, I hope you didn't take my comments as criticism of Olga's acting. Listen, I am Olga's biggest bitch (okay, so I gave myself that title) and I do think she is professional but when she was talking to herself saying "I'm such an idiot..." well maybe I've just heard those same type of lines from Lena and I'm not feeling them so much anymore. Its not Olga's fault the writers are unimaginative hacks who lack the ability to write something new and different. Really, I was not being critical of my wife...I mean Olga.

And I may be the only person on this board to think this but...I'm just not attracted to Eden. No, nothing is wrong with me. I mean I'm straight which could explain why there isn't an attraction but I'd sooo go gay for Olga. Look at me, I'm all Naggie now, flipping my sexuality from day to day. Feh! Shame on me.

it's the real name of the DOMESTIC intelligence agency in the UK. He should have siad MI-6, which is the foreign intelligence agency for the UK.
So- perhaps it was a shout out. More likely: The writers are ingnorant turds who think Strassburg is something to be listed seperately from Europe, Prague is in Poland, and Stutgart is a great stop on the romantic itinerary ... LOL.

Hey, don't feel lonely, there's a couple of other people around here that Eden doesn't do it for. My affliction is more perplexing. I don't get drooly over your wife, uh, Olga. It's weird, I think Olga's beautiful and talented but she's never made me all swoonified. I feel the same way about Eva. I have a lot of friends that think Eva is the most gorgeous thing walking the planet, and she is beautiful, but I just never feel the need to ogle her. Maybe my inner perv is a Kane-Montgomery whore? 'Cept I do ogle NuAnita... See? Perplexing!

Bwah! I'm gay, gay, gay and I don't find Eden attractice in any way, either.

I also feel the need to explain why I've not been moved by Lena recently: it's not Olga's fault and we all know that. The problem is that she's done a different version of "I'm sorry, sorry, sorry" and "I'm an idiot" since last July and I'm sick and tired of it. I blame the writers for it all and, by "writers," I mean talentless, misogynist, bigoted hacks.

::Plays with electric socket::




My god, but...but, um...the rack! It’s cool though, whatever floats your boat and rocks your socks. I’m straight with a great boyfriend, but I wouldn’t put it past myself to pull a Maggie if Eden ever came around...her or Angelina.



Not perplexing at all. Anita2.0 is definitely ogle worthy, but not I'd-consider-leaving-my-significant-other-ogle worthy for me.

Okay...THIS is why my friends call me the "gayest straight girl they know."

I didn't care for Eden at first, but she grew on me. It's the lips and the rack, I think. Now, if she'd just cut her nails! SO not gay. You can tell they're not thinking of authenticity details like that.

TMI question for our het girlcrew: How can you stand masturbating with nails like that? How???

I don't find Eden swoon-worthy either. I mean, she's cute and all but... nah, wouldn't go gay for her. Alicia, on the other hand...


Hey weird, my friends point this out to me as well.