What the hell was up with her coat, though? My dad said it looked like she shredded a dog so her jacket could have a collar.

Speaking of dear old Dad, he was in top form today. All during the hospital scenes, he kept egging Mauria on in her quest to have David to do the operation. He was all (speaking as Mauria), "I don't want you to do the operation, Joe, because you kill everybody."

And when Jamie was on screen, "Is that High-mee?"

And then when JR was telling Boobe, "I never should have brought you to Pine Valley," Dad turns to me and goes, "YOU say that every day!"

Speaking of JR and Boobe, what the hell was that scene he and Krystal were having while Boobe was asleep? There's 40 rooms in that damn mansion, go yak somewhere else. People are trying to sleep.

Mystic0, my spec on that is that next Friday, we'll see Dream First Evil Asscicle say to one of the dreamers, "YOU killed me" or something like that. Up to that part we'll probably see some set-up flashbacks building up to his death. Then on Monday the 19th we get to see how exactly the killing itself took place. I'm still sticking with my theory of who did it. From the nightmares, the suspects are down to the Kane women and Reggie. Erica's too obviously the red herring, from this week's scenes. Kendall didn't do it. There's no bang for the buck if Reggie did it. The only satisfying solution to me is if it was any of the Kane women or Lena, because they're the ones Assicle hurt most, and I think AMC realizes that.

Kinks! Funny shout out lines! Googly eyefucking! Romantic music! (Hee)
Delete that fantasy indeed, Bianca. The Frequent Flyer miles are giving the TWoPers smiles. Forward my e-mail to:

SkiffyPup
c/o Satan
HoYay Legion - Incest in Daytime Minions
HELL
The Underworld.

Maria wants Dr.Idiot to operate? BWAH! But I like her better in the hospital than I do at Wyldeworm or whatevercakes the place is. Maybe we'll get lucky and Chewbacca will be paralyzed. McT loves to paralyze people.

Babe awakes with her right hand under the covers .... masturbation and then she fell asleep? That shot had me howling! ( JR is probably jealous of that too.)

Jaime- "My blood! Your blood! Your grandchild???" What Jaime, you arent sure about that last part? Fine line delivery. NOT.

Dr.-Please, call me Ellen.
Ryan- Helen, this is ...
*snerk*
I think you just got renamed on your first day because of Frankenbrow, or you're a little nervous and swallowed your H.
(H)ellen- I was a rape victim. dun Dun DUN! (okaycakes) Oh, and you're compelling to look at. You remind me of Dr. Janelle. I bet you don't get to be on the show either.

Why do I get the feeling that all this girltalk means the baby is a boy? Gee.
I WANT A GIRL! Oh, and "a problem"? Duh. (yawn.) The HoYay is saving this plot from itself. End it now. I want to see Erica stroke out before the trial.

Kendall cares more about Voldertot than her own freedom. She cares even more than Bianca does! *sniff* [Carnival] I care too, Lily. Very very much. [/Carnival]

ETA: Don't miss "the kiss" on "VH1 Sexy Soaps" and commentary from cutie McExcited Eden! Awwww. Good times! *sniff*

I saw that too! I actually cocked my head to the side contemplating Boobe's hand placement.

Kendall was really asking the smart questions today. If Helen-or-whatever was such a great doctor, why was she willing to fake a DNA test? Of course, then we get the whole predictable "I'm a rape survivor" answer but I'm so proud of my girl for being such a smartypants.

Romantic music? Does Kinks have a love theme song now? Snicker.

Who knew it was so enjoyable going to hell?

I'm still in denial that the baby will be a boy. AMC could just be trying to fuck with our heads because they know that we'll assume that all the constant girl references will mean that it's a boy. Reverse psychology. Plus if it's a boy we'll be stuck with Travis as the name for sure. Travis Ken Montgomery. Hmm, I wonder if Bianca would be willing to switch the order and make Travis the middle name, then, since it being a boy does mean she doesn't have to use Hart or Kendall's unknown middle name. Because we all know that kid will be named after Kendall one way or another.

What did Ryan do, go around hospitals asking doctors if they were rape survivors? Post fliers with the details of Kendall and Bianca's situation--with names omitted--and a "if this stirs your compassion or you just want to get rich, please call me at this number"? (I say they should've brought back Dr. Contrivance instead. She was greedy enough to do it. What's that you say, she isn't a OB/GYN? Well, her name is Dr. Contrivance...)

I wasn't going to watch the VH1 because I heard it was pushing GH's sucktastic JAM, but now I will. When is it being aired (and re-aired, and re-aired, I know VH1 usually likes to re-run things to death)?

Are we now one pervy forum or only on Kinks days?Bianca's dream is centered around finding some object she believes will clear her gir-sister from the murder charge Any guesses and do we think it's floral?

I liked it when the pretty new doctor shushed Ryan with her hand. Can she please stay?

"Our girl", Kendall? "OUR" girl, Kendall? Yep, there they go, Kinks off into the sunset towards their little cottage with the picket fence to live happily ever after raising their daughter and having unsettling but hot sister sex.......ahem, I guess I'll just go ahead and take my place on that sled to hell with you all.

I don't really pay much attention to the other stories, so maybe transitions are just as bad everywhere, but I'm a little curious about how we got from Bianca crying in Lena's arms to her showing up at Ryan's interior decorating experiment. I wish we could see the scenes in between. Thank god for fanfic!

There's always lots of glee over Kenlee too--though since they're not related, we don't get any trips to hell out of that couple. ;-)

They might as well have one.

I'm reeeeeally hoping it won't be a boy. Why screw up the Kane dynamics by throwing a penis into it? Plus, I'm afraid the temptation for the boy to grow up with rapist tendencies will be too great for whatever horror show of a writer who's writing then to resist. Did anyone else cackle with glee when Kendall called it 'our baby'? Thanks Pervy, never leave us again.



Yes, there should be a reward system for when our favorite characters do something smart. Here's a cookie for you, Kendall. I made sure it was flower shaped.

I was trying to concentrate on the spoiler you provided gspiggot but I'm laughing too hard at the "Do we think it's floral?" to speculate.

Oh, and kariyaki? Give your dad a Bwah! for me, k?

Edited to note that regis and I share a brain. "Our baby", hee!

Dr. Contrivance2. Sonogram Boogaloo.



Daddyaki ROCKS! I am rollin. That is a classic line we can use every time Joe has a hospital scene.

VH1- ERKP is hot. ERRP and SLRP... I do NOT want to see Rape discussed on a show called SEXY SOAPS! That just squicked the fuck out of me!
But it was funny/icky Mother/Daughter HoYay seeing Lucci talk about Alica and the storm!night! struggle and the slippery lotion and rain combo. Hee! ICK! Hee!
*ahem*

Oh, and did I neglect my favorite moment from yesterday's Budig? "I call Walt 'Uncle Daddy' and he likes it."

I'm a lawyer too, though definitely not a criminal law practitioner, so I'll do my best to answer trial questions.

If I'm not mistaken, I do think there's a Kendall/Bianca theme song. I think they used the same music for the end of the clinic scene and for Kendall's breakdown scene in the apartment. I'll listen today and see if it's the same music. I know nothing about music, but I think it started real slow with several single notes one after the other.

"Our girl"? How the hell did I miss that on my read of the PBP? Whatever, I'll get to see the ep tonight. Hee. Oh Kendall, just quit pretending you want to spend your life with Frankenbrow. Go ahead and propose. You know you want to.

God, I can't wait for Lena and Maggie to look up from their sniping long enough to realize who the real threat is. "Our girl" indeed. Snerk.

MysticksMuse, there really is a Kendall/Bianca theme song? Now I'm laughing so hard that I can barely crawl onto the sled...I knew we'd get several trips to hell worth out of today. Bwah!

I just wanted there to be some mention of them being sisters in front of new Dr. so she could go "What the fuck??!!! They're SISTERS???"
I do like that Kendall is keeping her eyes open here and the only ones she seems to trust (to varying degrees) are Bianca, Boyd, Aidan and David. Ryan would NOT know about all this if he hadn't figured it out and gone to Bianca. Does this not tell Kendall anything at all that she doesn't trust him, but she's willing to throw over Aidan for him?? I guess as long as she has her one true love...er...sister, she's OK.

For those of you who don't watch OLTL, Boobe made an appearance and was called a hooker. Good times. Why does she look further along than Bianca, though? Time has gotten beyond flexible in Pie Balley.

And wow, they're making it look like my "David has to give forget me nuts to Edmund" theory is actually going to happen. No wonder they've been chemistry testing Chesty with everyone with a penis.

It comes on again at 10pm. (that's central time). It's on right now, I'm sorta watching.

Mysticks Muse Are you really Starr Jones?

Now THERE'S a scenario I'd kill to see. That cracks my shit up.

My dad was cackling at me because they left it on a weekend cliffhanger whether Edmund is alive or dad. He's practically neenering me and I'm just coolly staring him down. When I finally get a word in, I'm all, "Uh, Dad? You're wasting your energy assuming that I actually CARE about Beastmund's welfare." And then he went and sulked because his taunting was ineffective. But he returned in time to snark on ATWT.

Star Jones? Say What? Does she talk about trials a lot on the View? I can't stand to watch that show too much.

Otherwise, I can't imagine Star having too much in common with this white girl from Alabama. I don't even like shopping for shoes, and I'd bitchslap the Meredith chick within two minutes.

I lurk here on and off because you guys crack my shit up, but truthfully I no longer have an interest in the show. While I'd like to see McTrash fired, that's more as payback for her contributions to GH's decline than for her AMC work, which I've seen very little of. AMC was a brief, pleasurable fling and I loved you guys and the board (hence, the lurking), but GH is my true soap love even if I can't currently stand to watch it. So if I'm going to watch any assbackwards, crappy soap trials, they will probably be on GH.

Besides you don't need me, you have Starr Jones, er, I mean Mysticks Muse. At least until her head explodes. Good luck, Mysticks, may the force - or at least a good therapist - be with you.

OT - Mysticks, you're from Alabama? I clerked in Alabama years ago, back when dinosaurs roamed the earth. I gained 10 pounds from the fried chicken and barbecue. Mmmmmm, barbeque.

You haven't missed much BlueDevilBlue, though the Kinks stuff has been good.

Where'd you clerk in Bama? I do some mean BBQ, just had about 35 people for the annual New Years Day family BBQ.

My dad called me into the living room, wanting me to watch some scenes from a John Wayne movie called The Undefeated. He does this a lot, as he has this "thing" for John Wayne so I was kind of being resistant until he goes, "Lee Meriwether is in this." Cue the vapor trail from the computer to the TV. CatRuth! Looking quite young. Damn.

I'm sure the Kinks stuff is fun, but frankly I draw the line at shipping sisters (not that I judge anyone here for doing so, your Kinks posts are incredibly amusing and reason enough to lurk).

I clerked in Montgomery and, being from Kentucky, the BBQ was impossible to resist. One of my favorite Alabama moments was when a friend of mine ordered an egg, bacon, and cheese breakfast sandwich and was asked if he wanted mayonaise on it - just to top off the fat content, I guess.

(snicker) That's the funniest thing I've read in ages.

The Vh1 special was pseudo interesting. They made a *huge* mistake showing the Voldemort Erica-in-the-rain crap juxtaposed with the generally creepy Michael/Bianca stuff. Man, Lucci was just awful. Damn. Poor Alicia... Kim Zimmer was funny as hell.

Hee, bluedevilblue. Kinks is sort of like the Borg--if you watch it, you can't resist it. You will be assimilated.

Susan in the rain was her worst scenery-chewing moment ever, until the day Erica overheard Bianca was pregnant. Poor Alicia, indeed. She was just trying to hang on.

I'm glad to hear Kim Zimmer's amusing, because her character Reva Shayne Lewis Lewis Lewis Spaulding Lewis--whatever the hell her name is--is one of the worst, or best, "Shut UP!" characters on daytime. Psychic!Reva is just the latest in a long list of bad Reva ideas.

Wait, did they do the kiss? Eden talking about that? Damn, I got to it late and all I saw of her was discussion of the the rape-athon. Lucci in one corner, Eden in the other. Feh… but I must say, what the fuck did Eden have on? Jesus, is she taking fashion lessons from Maggie. shiver

I loved this bit in the TV Guide recap of today's OLTL:

BWAH!! kariyaki, you (and your dad) crack Me UP.


WORD, Black Knight.

and
I haven’t watched GL in years, but the worst Reva idea? Letting her survive that Dukes of Hazzard car crash in the first place.

Don’t mind me, I’m just ticked ‘cause there was no Mike Ass on ATWT. We were promised the Mike Ass, I planned for the Mike Ass, I didn’t record AMC today because I wanted to make sure there was room on the tape for the Mike Ass, but, alas, no. Mike. Ass. Bitter, that’s what I am, bitter. And it’s all kariyaki’s fault.

Word on the worst Reva idea being to have let her live at all. Well, there WAS GhostReva....sigh. Where's Piper, Phoebe and Paige to vanquish someone when we need it?


Or wardrobe figured out that more people want to oink over Eden than Alexa...

Can they get rid of Mikey too? I'm afraid that Phoebe's wardrobe might mate with Maggie's and create a juggernaught of eeeeeeeeeeevil that would eat the town, though.



Well, they will after they see Eden's cover shot on Girlfriends magazine. Yowza...

Hey, I just realized we get more Kinks Monday! Yay! We should start booking sled rides now since the sled is gettin' awful crowded.

Just out of curiousity, Skiffy, which Kinks lines today did you think were shout-outs? I seriously thought that "our girl" was one myself. Ah. Kinks.



That cracked my shit up! I said to myself, "I'll bet he does, that ODB."



Good. Because after that long drought, today just wasn't enough. Plus, Ryan was in the background for the Proud!Mommies! hand-holding. The bastard.



Yeah, I'll forever be pissed at myself for actually being glad when I found out that KimZim was on her way back to GL. And now Reva is a huge part of the reason that that show is in total meltdown now. BTW, BK, I think I've got it--Reva Shane Lewis Lewis Spaulding Lewis Winslow Cooper Lewis Lewis. Someone correct me if I'm wrong. Let's see if I can get the "Reva" incarnations while I'm at it--GhostReva, AmishReva, CloneReva, PrincessReva, CubanFreedomFighterReva, TimetravelReva and now PsychicReva. Someone correct me if I left one out.

Hee! Thank you, Mystic0, for giving me the head's-up. Because I might've missed it, if I hadn't read about it first, but it made me laugh my butt off watching it. Like a little 5 year old who misbehaved, and is made to sit in the corner. Which fits.

Babe/JR/Jamie/Tad/Brooke/Krystal? Yawn. Edmund/Maria/Pablo? Yawn. Bianca/Kendall? Worth the entire episode. I actually find myself looking towards the whole Kinks vibe, and they completely had it today. Damn, girls, just go have another "brainstorming" session, and be done with it. We all know that's what y'all want to do. I'm sure you can find some way of getting rid of Ryan. Of course, it IS in his contract that he has to be in 9 out of every 10 scenes, but you can just make him go sit in the corner. It works out for everyone!

This place has me thinking so many dirty thoughts. I'm so glad I found it.

Yep. TPTB probably are dismissing us from unpaid intern monitoring duties now because we're obviously just a bunch of fucking psycho IncestYay-Loving-Sister-Shippers and we can't have young budding minds exposed to such filth. (At least not for free.) Could it be the end of shout outs? Or perhaps just the beginning, since the pervy paid people who shun the condensed reports love lurking here? [/rank spec] I heart Pervy Writer, The Punisher, PunisherToo-Hair Boogaloo, and all bored dialogue writers searching for inspiration!


onewomanshow- Sorry. Two merlot, too late to remember.

Katesus7

Poor corner. I've never felt sorry for a corner before.

Since I double FF through all Ryan scenes (except for today when Kinks was there), I don't know why his place is unfurnished. I don't think he's into some kind of minimalist thing, given all the crap he stuffs into his "acting", so could someone please fill me in? Thanks!

Some oddball end of year choices best/worst. Starts with some CHOICE Frons snark that's so funny I cannot breathe. Oh, and be sure to look for the Robert Palmer reference 1/2 way down. Heh!
http://eyeonsoaps.com/2003bestworst.htm

And I feel doubly bad that not only did you not see any Mike Ass, but you missed Kinks scenes in your attempt to see it. But it's not MY fault, it's ATWT's fault for publicizing an event that wasn't to happen.

Ooh, hey Mysticks Muse, I'm from Alabama too.

I won't get to see today's epi until the Sunday replay, but I am looking forward to some Kinkage. Also, thanks to SkiffyPup for posting the link to the year in review! That was some funny stuff, yo.

Add me to the Alabama posse.

regis, Ryan said he just bought the apartment, so I guess he hasn't gotten around to furnishing it yet. He has been awful busy saving everyone from themselves, yelling, and kidnapping. I guess that uses up all his free time.

Dare I suggest Maryan? or as I prefer to call it Mayan (if only for the opportunity to use the phrase "Mayan ruins" over and over again)

The penchant for self righteousness and sanctimony, the shared love of removing their shirts at a moments notice.... It's a match made in heaven! Not to mention a fast-forwarder's dream. And Mayan would leave the door open for a return to Kaidan with a little Gravee on the side.

ETA, Loyal Viewer! Woo hoo, finally!

I'm know this has probably been answered, but I must've FF through it. Boyd hid the witnesses, but did he hide the MC look-a-like as well? I'm sure he did, I just don't remember hearing them mention it.

Yes, please! I do like Eva but I'd rather she get stuck with Pecs Aplenty instead of Alicia or Rebecca. Oh, and congrats on your new status, TartnotSweet. Welcome to the big kid's table. ;)



Has anyone figured out if there was a Mikey look-a-like or if it was just Boyd paying people to say he was Mikey?

My guess is that it wasn't a Mikey lookalike, because I find it difficult to believe that Kendall and Boyd could have managed that on such short notice. They probably found a short brown-haired guy, and just told the witnesses that he was Michael Cambias. (I mean, when I get pulled off the street to stand witness to some stranger's wedding, I don't demand to see ID.) And so Boyd had to pay them all off to leave town because if they're shown a photo of Michael Cambias in court, it's game over. I don't think the witnesses are aware that he wasn't Michael because otherwise, just pay them to come to PV and testify at Kendall's trial. Besides, if Kendall had found a lookalike, then she would've had some wedding photos taken to bolster her story.

Kinks TWoP shoutouts--well, that "our girl" was sure as hell one. Having seen the ep now, no one will be unsurprised to hear that I also cackled with glee when Kendall said that. And then I rewound and replayed that line about eight times. I'm pathetic. And going to hell. I also died laughing earlier during the whole trust conversation when the LOUD ROMANTIC MUSIC started up. Hee, even the music person on this show sees the SisYay. Hair, wardrobe and makeup's also aware, because Kendall was looking cute and Bianca super-cute. The promo people know and create banner ads with "Bianca and Kendall" in big type with hot photos of the actresses. The ep director frames Bianca and Kendall during the ultrasound with Kendall being all girlfriendish holding Binks' hand (kariyaki's coining of the term "Kinks lovechild" just became official, I'd say). We all know about Pervy Writer. And so on. Everyone backstage obviously knows and takes total advantage. Bwah.

On a more serious note, I do like the dynamic between them. Kendall feels really comfortable confiding in her sister and trusts her completely--which is something that she has desperately needed for years--and Bianca's generally pretty even-keeled (sort of like Livia). I cracked up at Eden's delivery of "Wow, it must take so much energy coming up with all these horrible scenarios." But nor does she just dismiss Kendall's concerns--she tries to build up her sister and point out reasons why Kendall doesn't need to worry. I love the way these two protect each other. Did anyone else catch Bianca calling Exeter a creep, when he really isn't doing anything other than his job? That's that "no messing with me or mine" policy in action. I think Exeter should get some protection for when he starts trashing Kendall in court. And I think Greenlee can definitely forget about forging any cousinly bond with Bianca anytime soon.

Mystic0, I saw that Girlfriends cover with Eden online. Yowza. OINK!

I had assumed from the very beginning that Boyd had impersonated Michael Cambias in the Las Vegas wedding. I mean, the way AMC put him in the opening sequence "photo album" right next to Michael only reinforced my belief. Of course, the resemblance is only passing, and Boyd's a lot better looking.

Not to mention Boyd being about two feet taller than Midget Mikey.

I'm telling you, I was half joking earlier this week, but now I'm sticking by my theory--David has to give Edmund the drugs, he turns into "Edward" and falls for Mia. Aidan ends up with Kendall, and Ryan and Chesty hook up.

Right on. That's why I refuse to have any shame at reveling in my pervy Kinks love. It can pose a health hazard, though. I remember when I first saw the Bianca/Kendall banner ad of hotness, I almost choked to death on my coffee. I was all like,"Oh no, they didn't! (choke sputter) Oh yes, they did! (hack sputter)" Yes, Kinks will go down with Chris and Kathy as an incestuous super couple, forever amen.



Yeah, pervyness aside, I do like how good they already are at handling each other (I said pervyness aside, people!). Kendall was being all cute and paranoid and Binks did manage to calm her down a bit. I think it's important for Kendall to hear that she does have people on her side that she can trust. I think in the long run that'll help tone down some of Kendall's self-destructive tendencies. Bianca won't let Kendall fall on her sword to protect her and Kendall will make damn sure that Bianca and Bling are well taken care of. Another good thing about Kendall, she can grow as a person without it diluting the Kendall fabulousness. Plus, her getting Bianca to go along with her nutty schemes will be fun to watch.



Rebecca's interview made it sound like there isn't any Binks/Greens bonding anytime soon. Rebecca was a tease, though. Before revealing her nickname for Eden, she gave this long pause. I was all geared up for something dirty or possibly bizarre, imagine my disappointment when it was just 'Harvard'. Tease.




Hee! Yes, may Bianca have Bling soon so you can *really* get your oink on. It's about time to get back to Binky's Wardrobe of Oink.

We did see Kendall talking to someone who looked a little like Michael from the back in Vegas, so I guess it wasn't Boyd. Too bad, though, because among other things that'd mean Boyd and Kendall are legally married (until she files for invalidation of marriage due to it being the wrong person, or whatever the legal terminology is).

Speaking of legally married, I was thinking that's how Kinks might get out of their latest dilemma, that of Binks not being able to have an amnio. If Kendall's pregnant, her husband is legally the father, regardless of paternity. But I'm not sure how Helen the MD would think of making a suggestion like that. Maybe she has a degree in law as well as medicine. Hrrrm.


Aw, must we put pervyness aside? That was such a nicely suggestive sentence you wrote, Mystic0, that it'd be a shame to waste it. Snicker. I was cracking up at all the Kendall/Bianca/Ryan arguing while the poor doctor sat there. I know Helen said that she'd been following the case, so she'd be aware of most of the details, but imagine how bizarre all the lines must still sound to her anyway. And she probably wanted to disappear when Kendall started attempting to drag her into the argument, all "Helen, TELL Bianca..." Hee. They're all so stubborn.


Kendall's growth also works because really, Bianca's the only one that she's more of a mature person with. With everyone else she's still her fabulously-screwed-up self. So she'll continue to mess up all her other relationships and then run to her sister for a comforting shoulder and some brainstorming in the bathtub.

All Rebecca can think to call Eden is "Harvard"? She's slipping. How can she come up with Uncle Daddy for Walt (that's just wrong, hee) and only Harvard for Eden? Maybe she doesn't ping the gaydar quite as strongly as we all thought.

Or the drugs could turn him into "Edwina" and then he ends up falling for David. Finally a use for all their angry HoYay! chemistry.

And thank God for that. Earlier, I was scrounging around for a tape to record over, and happened to pop in one where Kendall was reporting to Erica about Lena getting a job with Greens' gramps. Ooh, it was horrible! That (thankfully brief) time period was the only time I didn't like Kendall. She had lost her fire and was just a tattle-telling clone of what she figured a good daughter would be (or what LaKane would want her to be). The horror. Makes me gunshy for her and Erica to ever get along again. I'm looking forward to Kinks and Erica being in the same room together. Erica didn't sound too happy when she was whining to Jack about Bianca's sudden affection for her sister. So, even without Erica knowing Bianca's preggers, we might get some Kinks smacking down Erica. Not that I'm fixated on an Erica smackdown or anything. ;)

You make a good point about Kendall only being mature with Binks. I'd forgotten that she is still Jean Greying with Boyd, Aidan, and Ryan. (Notice how I ignore her 'Ryan's the one for me!' insanity? Look for that trend to continue.)



Bwah! I know... The sad thing is I was trying to come up with something that didn't sound suggestive. Kinks pervifys the most innocent of sentences, bless them. Here's hoping that the Doc's plan requires much brainstorming for Kinks.



Yeah, man. I was so disappointed!

Eden Riegel will be appearing on an upcoming episode of American Dreams.

I don't suppose you could clarify that sentence? I get the Jean Grey reference from X-Men but I seem to be drawing a blank as to what verb that term is replacing.

I also choose to ignore Kendall's "Ryan's the one for me" insanity. Life is nicer that way. The only good thing about seeing Ryan and Greenlee about to stomp all over Kendall's heart is thinking of the can of whoop-ass that Kinks will break out. Hey, if the truth about Bianca's baby does become public knowledge, she can take Fusion away from Greenlee altogether. Snerk. It's kinda amusing thinking about the huge hole Greenlee's digging herself, all unwittingly. That's right, Greenlee, just keep trying to wreck your estranged girlfriend's defense and steal her boyfriend, and you'll wind up with no Fusion, no Kendall, Four Minute Frankenbrow in your bed, and Kendall, Bianca, Erica and Reggie all glaring at you at family dinners. Karmic justice.


I really can't wait for Erica to find out just how much Kinks have been collaborating together, that Bianca helped Kendall fake the pregnancy test, and so on. Hee. She may recognize Bianca's affection for Kendall, but she's going to be shocked at just how close they are. That sounds so suggestive. Which reminds me...


Yep, I've had the same problem. No phrase is safe with a couple that has "brainstorming" and "cleaning up" as euphemisms. Ah, Kinks.


Heh, maybe then his chest would finally be waxed.