Black Knight
Mar 9, 2004 @ 12:20 pm
Eden's contract is up sometime this summer...August, I think. She's already said she wants to stay, and the Kane Women are a core part of the show, so unless something goes horribly wrong in contract negotiations, it should be fine.
Dabney, I don't think it can simply be a missing baby, because Babe's a little suspicious from the start about her own baby because she has a feeling she gave birth to a boy, not a girl, even though she was heavily drugged. If PV was being turned upside down looking for Bianca's missing girl, I think even dense Babe would clue in rather quickly.
It did occur to me that Kinks might find out the dead baby isn't theirs, and promptly jump to conclusions and blame Erica, given her history and her loudly praying that Mimo would die and all. I'd be pretty amused watching Erica have to run around trying to prove she didn't do anything, while Kinks harasses her to tell them where she stashed Miranda.
Mysticks Muse
Mar 9, 2004 @ 12:39 pm
[QUOTE]I'd be pretty amused watching Erica have to run around trying to prove she didn't do anything, while Kinks harasses her to tell them where she stashed Miranda. [/QUOTE]
Word!
As awesome as the scenes have to be when Kendall tells Binks the baby is dead, I'd rather see pissed off self-righteous justifiably homicidal Kendall than sad weepy screechy Kendall any day.
Edited because apparently it's contagious CKD!
Black Knight
Mar 9, 2004 @ 1:02 pm
Word, Mysticks Muse. I know Kinks has to spend some time crying, but I want to see them both get royally pissed off and stay royally pissed off. They're going to feel so fucked over by the universe, it'd be an entirely natural reaction. It's Kendall's usual in-character reaction, and Bianca often reacts that way too. They can start with telling Erica where to get off with her phony "sympathy". Then they can turn their attention to business and start kicking the corporate asses of anyone who's dumb enough to get in their way. Eventually, they can kill Paul and Kelly when they find out the truth.
Plus, it'd just be a lot easier on me to watch. And, y'know, Eden's so hot when she's mad. (whistling innocently)
2deadcows
Mar 9, 2004 @ 1:52 pm
Shut Up, Erica! You know, I had compassion for Erica when she freaked out over Bianca's naming Assfetus after Mona, but DAMN. I thought today's intro David/Erica scenes were bad, but the Leora stuff? David should have slapped the shit out of her. I don't care if she's a woman. And then once or thrice again for Bianca. Gaaaaah!
Babe is Bianca's new BFF after having met her, what, three times and is christened by no less than Stewart as "the nicest person ever ever ever?" Bah. It's hard to feel the Babe love/like through the barrage of incessant pimping.
Krystal's 'if you don't work everything out before that baby gets here, then watch out' anvil ripped a hole though my roof.
Adam playing manservant (I could do without the Fan February 2003 bones...Tad the STDaddy, Adam the waiter)? Hate it. And I hate Junior too for continually playing on Adam's 'Not Without My Daughters & Son' weakness. Still hopelessly wishing for Adam to kick Junior's glutes out of Chandler Enterprises (he could couch it as a 'playing with the big boys, lesson learned' thing). And out of the mansion, but that's way too much to expect. Please, please get David Canary out of this dumbass storyline.
Finding Mimo? -- Bwah! Comedy platinum, DrCher.
ETA: Because it can't be said enough...McHack both sucks and blows.
And WORD about the Kinks overload, dirksunboy
dirksunboy
Mar 9, 2004 @ 2:12 pm
Chiming in late, but the shower stuff...was pretty good. With Marian's skankiness, Mia's lameness, Lena's priceless "fuck you" look to Maggie, Opal and Liza's sweetness to Bianca, logical explanations for the absence of Myrtle and Brooke, Erica's freakout...AMC should really do more shows with the whole cast interacting. Oh and I loved Erica's dismissal of Winifred when Winnie was trying to help, and Erica's reaction to the tiara "I'll just hold on to it..." Hee.
At the risk of enflaming the 'Kinks Sled' brigade...y'know,AMC, we GET it. They've bonded. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE LOVE LOVE Kendall and Bianca as happy sisters. It was just getting a little sappy with all of the declarations of love and all that---mainly because it was so freakin' obvious that it was McTrash's way of telegraphing that the happy sisters are going to be in for a heapin' load of misery with this rumored baby switch and all. But what MOST bugs me about all the Kinks bonding is that Bianca has had more onscreen physical contact with her sister than she's had with her 'great love' Lena...The Sis!Yay! is great on our pervy level, and I think that's fun...but it just pisses me off in the 'real' AMC world, Bianca isn't allowed to have anywhere near that intimacy with Lena....okay, rant over now!
I loooove Christian Campbell as NuBobby and I'm warming up to NuAnita...but, why doesn't Bobby have some of Palmer's money or even Cliff and Nina's? Has he been cut off? Will we be seeing more of Palmer now? And why in the heck didn't Erica recognize Bobby???
Oh poor Greenlee...please find another man other than Ryan soon so I can stop FF'ing thru your scenes.
Black Knight
Mar 9, 2004 @ 2:18 pm
I really don't know why Adam doesn't go to Bianca and ask for Chandler Enterprises back. Oh yeah...Writer Fiat so that JR can keep running the place and complete his transformation into Adam Jr.
Surprise surprise, the baby-stealing is connected with the storm that's hitting Pine Valley. Eden basically confirmed it at the dinner she had with a couple of fans who won a set visit/dinner. Cute recap here:
Dinner I'm
not at all surprised that Eden made that hotel room comment! Bwah! It was nice of them not to have her pose for pictures, as she obviously tried to cute herself up some for them (black tank? Yum!) but was still looking exhausted.
Mystic0
Mar 9, 2004 @ 2:31 pm
David should have slapped the shit out of her. I don't care if she's a woman. And then once or thrice again for Bianca. Gaaaaah!
Word! That shit was so uncalled for! Any sympathy I had for Erica is officially dead. Die bitch! I love my David for smacking that bitch down. There's just some lines you don't cross. (fumes) Bitch.
It was nice of them not to have her pose for pictures, as she obviously tried to cute herself up some for them (black tank? Yum!) but was still looking exhausted.
Yes, that was sweet of them but I would've liked to have seen a pic anyway. I remember how hot Alex looked on SVU when she was all exhausted. What? Exhausted can be hot, people! (shamefully slinks off)
Black Knight
Mar 9, 2004 @ 2:36 pm
Heh, Mystic0. Ah, Alex. Stephanie March. Yum. Bring her on this show as Bianca's GF, I say. After the "no touching" rule on L&O SVU, she'd be in heaven. And she can give an icy stare like nobody else--a useful ability with La Kane.
And don't slink off in shame because of your contention that exhausted can be hot (I agree, btw)...I've been consoling myself with the thought that if Bianca gets angry over "Finding Mimo", then I'll be drooling away. While she's grieving. Sorta like bluedevilblue finding David way fuckable at his kid's funeral. The problem with Eden looking so hot when pissed is that I find myself oinking at the most inappropriate times, context-wise.
Dabney
Mar 9, 2004 @ 2:37 pm
I really don't know why Adam doesn't go to Bianca and ask for Chandler Enterprises back. Oh yeah...Writer Fiat so that JR can keep running the place and complete his transformation into Adam Jr.
But remember,
BK, when Ryan was handing over the Cambius stuff to Binks in the hospital, he told her that both he and Kendall had promised JR that he could run Chandler. Bianca agreed to that, and said she could not think of anyone better. So, not only is this tied to the transformation, but it is also part of the fluffing of both Ryan and JR.
Black Knight
Mar 9, 2004 @ 2:40 pm
Yeah, I remember, Dabney. But I think if Adam went to Bianca and asked for his company back, pointing out that he was the original owner and that Michael stole it from him, he'd get it back. She has a sense of fairness and he protected her mother the night Asscicle was murdered. And so that's why we don't have Adam asking for his company back, by Writer Fiat. It was easy to explain why Kendall and Ryan wouldn't return CE when Adam tried to get it from them, but it wouldn't be easy to explain why Bianca would refuse Adam. And so AMC has Adam just not ask. Sigh.
2deadcows
Mar 9, 2004 @ 3:02 pm
Grieving!David was
so hot. *fans self* It didn't hurt that VI was beginning to lose his this-side-of-chunky silhouette by then either.
...but, why doesn't Bobby have some of Palmer's money or even Cliff and Nina's? Has he been cut off? Will we be seeing more of Palmer now? And why in the heck didn't Erica recognize Bobby???
Oh poor Greenlee...please find another man other than Ryan soon so I can stop FF'ing thru your scenes.
Word, Word, Word,
dirksunboy. Word!
CKD
Mar 9, 2004 @ 3:51 pm
What is with the huge fugly rings on this show?
BK, I agree about Adam and Chandler Enterprise with you. I still can't believe that Bianca actually said J.R. would be the best person to run the company: how stupid has that girl gotten?
And Jackson: I love that man and his incessantly optimistic fights with windmills.
ETA: Bobbita and the chain of promised love bore me. OK actors but yet another tired story from McT's pen: quelle surprise.
Mystic0
Mar 9, 2004 @ 3:58 pm
You know, today's ep is the first time I can remember where Alicia, Eden, and Rebecca all were not on. I guess Kinks are still off somewhere
brainstorming. Heh.
My anger at Erica has pretty much eaten most of my observations about today's show, but I did want to say that Adam/Mary crack me up and Reggie rocks. Yep, that's it.
Ah, Alex. Stephanie March. Yum.
Amen. Where the hell did that girl disappear to? And
Black Knight, I've always admired your ability to get your oink on, no matter what the circumstance. It's impressive, man.
Black Knight
Mar 9, 2004 @ 4:07 pm
I could buy it in the sense that Chandler is a family company and so I can see Bianca feeling that a Chandler should run it (since Enchantment is the same kind of story), but then that brings us right back to the same question of, why isn't Adam getting the company back? Feh. Whatever.
The worst part is, I think we're supposed to believe that JR
is doing a good job running the company. At least I haven't heard any dialogue lately about JR running the place into the ground. And that's where JY becomes a huge problem; if JR were supposed to be older, and played by someone else, I could buy this. But AMC's already stretching disbelief as it is by expecting us to believe that Dixie has a grown son, and they cannot go any older. This SL really should be done in another seven to ten years, but AMC's too impatient and wants to do the Adam Jr. transformation
now.
Thank goodness for Eden and Alicia's ages, because it means that as long as they're playing Bianca and Kendall, AMC can't SORAS Miranda too much. After JR, you know the next big child-turning-into-his/her-relatives SL that AMC will be chomping on the bit to do is Miranda, her being the next generation of the Kanes and all. And she really should turn out to be one of the more interesting "next generation" kids, but AMC's just going to have to wait on the SORASing.
ETA:
I guess Kinks are still off somewhere brainstorming. Heh.
After all that sexual tension and the official proposal and everything at the baby-turned-wedding shower, I'm not surprised they're having the
brainstorming session to end all
brainstorming sessions. Probably won't see anything other than the inside of Bianca or Kendall's place for two days. (smirk)
Where the hell did that girl disappear to?
The Food Channel. Not as a regular gig, but she's got some five-part series going on. Bizarre, man. Get back to regular TV and HoYay, Stephanie!
CKD
Mar 9, 2004 @ 4:22 pm
Amen. Where the hell did that girl disappear to?
Stephanie March is doing a series on what America eats on the Food Network. Nope, I'm not joking: Bobby Flay has ruined her! Sob. Alex Cabot, where are you? [/OT]
I'm going to add to the Adam/Mary love: Madam rock(s)!
SFHagood
Mar 9, 2004 @ 4:52 pm
Stephanie March is doing a series on what America eats on the Food Network.
And every time I see her on there, I get so confused, and then sad because HoYay has no place on the Food Network. Plus: Bobby Flay? Gross.
Oh! I was watching Legally Blonde the other day, and the scene where Elle is in bed, all depressed and snarfing down chocolates? She's watching soaps, and the actor on the screen is JY. Longer hair, but he still looks gayer than Elle's dog in drag.
CK, just so I understand you correctly
Keeley as Zoe is still a go, but they are adding Olga to replace a missing (even though he isn't missing because he's in Egypt with Simon from Alias where they frolic daily) Tom?Ooh, Madam is on today? Woo hoo!!
So wait, what is the Palmer-Bobby connection again?
DrCher
Mar 9, 2004 @ 4:56 pm
So wait, what is the Palmer-Bobby connection again?
Grandpa-Grandson.
CKD
Mar 9, 2004 @ 4:59 pm
SFHgood, yes,
Keeley is and will remain on MI-5. They just shot a great scene in a cafe in London, actually, and she looked as hot as all hell. Anyway - yes, she is on and, if you go read yesterday's post by Olga, you'll find that the
Keeley bit was removed. Now, I don't know whether Olga will step in for Tom because the actor who plays him will be on recurring after episode two: my running theory is that Zoe might replace his role at MI-5 and Olga will take Zoe's, but I have no confirmation of that yet.And every time I see her on there, I get so confused, and then sad because HoYay has no place on the Food Network. Plus: Bobby Flay? Gross.
Word. It's so sad and nasty all at once. Sniff.
kariyaki
Mar 9, 2004 @ 5:03 pm
Oh! I was watching Legally Blonde the other day, and the scene where Elle is in bed, all depressed and snarfing down chocolates? She's watching soaps, and the actor on the screen is JY. Longer hair, but he still looks gayer than Elle's dog in drag.
Yeah, she was watching GH. I always thought Elle had horrible taste. GH and all that pink, ugh.
random person
Mar 9, 2004 @ 5:12 pm
Sets being worked on tomorrow, March 10th, include: both Babe and Bianca's hospital rooms, the hospital nursery, and the hospital sun porch.
Black Knight
Mar 9, 2004 @ 5:13 pm
According to the person who edited Olga's post, it was done to remove non-AMC spoiler info. Maybe Olga just meant that Keeley'll be getting less airtime this year, while Olga's character will get lead airtime?
To make this post somewhat AMC-related, while it's no secret that I generally really like stubble/facial-hair on men, and I don't hate Bobby's, I think he'd look better clean-shaven. A haircut too, while we're at it, but then Bobby's not really supposed to have his act together.
ETA: randomperson, thanks for the set info. So just how the fricking long are Bianca and Babe going to be stuck in the hospital? They usually kick new mothers out after a day or two, right? Or is this going to be one of those never-ending AMC days?
kariyaki
Mar 9, 2004 @ 5:21 pm
while it's no secret that I generally really like stubble/facial-hair on men, and I don't hate Bobby's, I think he'd look better clean-shaven. A haircut too, while we're at it, but then Bobby's not really supposed to have his act together.
Oh, I most definitely agree with you here. That stubble-look only looks good on a certain type of man, and ole Christian there ain't it. The beard is too sparse.
2deadcows
Mar 9, 2004 @ 5:44 pm
I still can't believe that Bianca actually said J.R. would be the best person to run the company: how stupid has that girl gotten?
But I think if Adam went to Bianca and asked for his company back, pointing out that he was the original owner and that Michael stole it from him, he'd get it back.
Screw Adam
asking for control of his company. That man knows too many tricks to have to go, hat in hand, from chump (Kendall) to chump (Ryan) to chump (Junior) to chump (Bianca) begging for reinstatement. I'm all for Adam biding his time until the current ugliness blows over -- Lord knows how long McHack will beat the
Finding Mimo & Babette horse -- and then taking back what's his. That's the Adam I know and love (and loved to hate way back when). Actually, given the speed with which Asshat obtained the conglomerates, there's bound to be some loophole that he and his minions didn't seal; Adam probably wouldn't have resort to his well-honed underhanded tactics to regain Chandler Enterprises. Sure, Adam’s afraid of losing Junior forever (bleh), but it’s not like months of cow-towing to the strident pinhead have done anything to get him back into Junior’s good graces. (Just typing that sentence riles me up). Let Adam teach Junior a valuable lesson about Big Business and demote Junior’s unqualified ass to junior exec -- as undeserving as he would be for even that position.
This is how we do it in the PV, Bitch. Hee. I know, not going to happen. But still. I don’t know what bugs more, Adam losing control of his company in the first place or that he only seems to think about it sporadically. Face it, Adam has not changed. DaysOfYore!Adam would be obsessing and plotting night and day, regardless of the personal risks. Thank Jeebus Ryan has officially been removed from the situation. *knock wood* Watching both McFrankenScreech
and Junior demean Adam would be too much.
The only advantage of Bianca retaining control of Chandler Enterprises (if she hasn’t yet signed it over to Junior, I’m still a week behind on my soap watching), IMO, is the potential for more Lena/Adam interaction. Oh man, THAT would rock! I would EEEEEE! muchly.
Olga’s imminent departure notwithstanding. Wah!!!! But awesome news that she’s going to Spooks/MI-5. I saw a promo for that show months ago, thought it looked interesting, but forgot to watch. Since Alias sucks so much ass and doesn’t look likely to improve, I may have to switch spy shows. But, God, I don’t even want to think about potential Lena/Junior scenes.
Maybe McHack will spare Olga from that pain as a parting gift.
Black Knight
Mar 9, 2004 @ 5:57 pm
There's been no talk of Bianca signing Chandler Enterprises over to JR. He's simply running it for her, as he was for Kendall and Ryan. I doubt, as a result, there'll be any Lena/JR or Lena/Adam interaction. Lena has never been involved on the Chandler Enterprises side of things; Kendall hired her to help Kendall run Enchantment and Cambias Industries.
I agree Adam's a dangerous businessman, but with Bianca the owner of CE, there's no need for him to go nuts with the scheming. Never do something convoluted when something simple will work, especially when a takeover would cost him considerable money, not to mention time and energy and lawyers and so on. Simply pointing out to Bianca that Michael stole his company from him is all that he'd have to do, so it'd just be silly for him to do anything else. Then he can demote JR's ass and set about teaching him some lessons from the Master. For whatever reason, Adam doesn't seem interested in getting his company back anymore. I guess he's too busy focusing on Babe, which makes no sense, but...
2deadcows
Mar 9, 2004 @ 6:09 pm
Ah, Black Knight, I guess I just assumed (and continue to assume) that Bianca will give CE to Junior due to their long-standing friendship and Adam's general untrustworthiness. Or, if Adam does ask Bianca and she agrees, she'll probably do so with the caveat that Junior stays on Veep or some other elevated position. Okay, I'm done with this topic. Promise.
How ridiculous did Ryan look in the previews?
seneca724
Mar 9, 2004 @ 7:04 pm
How ridiculous did Ryan look in the previews?
How ridiculously applicable is this question every day?
Mystic0
Mar 9, 2004 @ 7:32 pm
How ridiculously applicable is this question every day?
Hee and WORD!
The whole Adam/Chandler Enterprises thing is ridiculous but I agree that it's a point that McT is just going to ignore until whenever. We all know that Binks would have just turned all the companies back over to their original owners without even being prompted (it would be setting things right and a FU to Mikey), just as we know that Mikey would have never been able to take over all those companies in the first place. Especially since he had the same money today/broke tomorrow/Hey! I have money again! affliction Bianca seems to have. WHATeva, man. I'm just glad they didn't drag Palmer's company into the mess too. Wow, McT used restraint! (sarcasm)
I am curious where McT is going with Kendall having Enchantment. Will Kendall get to keep it or is this just a wacky plot point to underline Erica's spiral into nuttiness? What about Fusion? Will Fusion just go into the Martin's attic?
KerleyQ
Mar 9, 2004 @ 7:38 pm
Damn the writers! I won't like Krystal. I won't! I'm just going to pretend that her entire reason for giving Jack the heads up was so she could finagle some legal advice. She was not doing a good thing and letting Jack know trouble was brewing. Lalalalalalala.....
David so should have slapped Erica. And I very firmly believe a man should never hit a woman, but come on here. Bitch was asking for it. And that's decades of Erica love talking here. I just couldn't stomach her Leora rant.
Reggie and his protectiveness of Jack and Erica's relationship is just way too cute, no matter how many times they trot it out. I just love that kid.
I fully expect tomorrow's show to start with a slow pan over the floor of Bianca or Kendall's place with clothes, blankets and pillows strewn all over. And Kinks must be exhausted from all that brainstorming they've been doing since they left the shower.
And will someone in this godforsaken town recognize Palmer's grandson already? I know Erica's self absorbed, but Palmer is one of her dearest and oldest friends. I'm praying to God that Opal didn't actually get a look at his face while she was tryign to ditch over-aggressive dancing dude. Because if Opal saw the face of her ex's grandson and called him some strange guy, I'm going to scream.
Black Knight
Mar 9, 2004 @ 7:58 pm
Mystic0, I'm thinking Erica very well might stay away from Enchantment for a long time. It isn't really a priority to her at this point and it seems that she'd honestly rather not be there. As for Fusion, I'd say it's going into the attic. Kendall's getting that company, which she doesn't need because she's got Enchantment, and so she can either hand it over to Greenlee if she wants to be nice, which I really doubt given Greenlee/Ryan, or she can roll it into Enchantment as a big fat Fuck You to Greenlee. A third option, if she wants to keep the family peace out of respect for Jackson, but not really be friendly about it, is to make Greenlee buy Fusion from her. Or she could give it to Mia/Simone as a lesser Fuck You, knowing that they'll likely give Greenlee a share of the ownership afterwards. Of course, that's assuming AMC even bothers to mention the name Fusion ever again. Fusion's going into the attic regardless, I think; wrapping up the ownership question is just a detail that AMC may or may not bother to give.
I fully expect tomorrow's show to start with a slow pan over the floor of Bianca or Kendall's place with clothes, blankets and pillows strewn all over.
I'd kill for that. Heh. But I'd settle for them making comments about how tired they are. Napping my foot. I hope Kendall didn't damage Bianca's top when ripping it off, though, because it was a pretty nice top. (Thank goodness we have yet to see a floral maternity wear outfit on Binks.)
onewomanshow
Mar 9, 2004 @ 8:50 pm
Ugh. I would have been here sooner, but, mucho computing problems. AOL sucks big fat donkey dick, people. Just so you'll know. Tell a friend! Anywho, I'm fashionably late, as ever. . .
At the risk of enflaming the 'Kinks Sled' brigade...y'know,AMC, we GET it. They've bonded.
You know,
dirksunboy, I think I speak for everyone on the sled when I say that I would love to see a little Lianca mackage too, and find the double-standard just as frustrating and unfortunate as anyone else. It sucks, really. There's absolutely no reason why we couldn't have both. I mean, we all know that Kinks has an open relationship. . . That having been said, I can't get enough of Kinks. I mean, I just CAN'T. I've got a monkey on my back. A Kinky monkey. . .in fishnets and red heels. . .I'm in a lot of trouble here. Particularly
with the baby switch coming rapidly down the pike. *sigh* I will console myself through the entire affair with the knowledge that before long, Kinks are gonna have their kid back and then they are agonna put on their ass-kickin' boots and kick up dust like an ATV. Across two shows. . . Paul and Kelly had best get ready. And if they believe in Jesus, they'd better call on him, because no one on Earth will be able to help them. Get em' Kinks. Get em' babies.Now, you know I've gotta talk about all that Kinky!
Woo-wee and hoodie-hoo! Good grief!Kinks--In the business of corrupting your unruly ass!
Methinks Kinks hath forgotten that their love is forbidden. That, or they no longer give a rat's ass. Either way, I'm lovin' it! It started with the belly rubbin'. . . Maybe that's the problem with Kinks, once they start the love thang ain't no stopping it. Now, here's one thing that confused me--Why did Kendall stand so far back from Bianca when getting her belly rub on? Was she afraid that if she stood closer she wouldn't be able to stop herself from attacking the rack? I don't get it. . .
Kendall did restrain herself from grabbing Bianca's rack, points to her for that.
True that. But, she came damn close, eh? Oh, Kendall, I don't blame you one bit. And Kinks on the loveseat? OOOOOOO, gimmie sommore! Whew! It. was. so. couple-y. I mean. . .
Today's Kinks offering definitely takes the "I can't believe I just saw that!" award. Man, that was killer.
WORD! Word like nothing's ever be worded, ever in history, man! Huzzah! If I didn't have it on tape, I'd probably believed that I dreamed the whole damn thing. There wasn't a second when Kinks was on that sofa that they didn't look like they were on the verge of going. at. it! And Bianca's marriage proposal, excuse me, Bianca's asking Kendall to be her coach. . .*sizzle* "I want the woman who's come through for me every time." *swoon* Kinks, make out right there why don't ya! Hee. Kinks wushappnin? Let 'em see--show the world! Hee, hee, hee!
ER and AM weren't even pretending to be subtle.
In my opinion, those two are totally aware of the SisYay and play it up for all it's worth for the fun of it. Let's face it, how long has it been since those two had scenes that were intentionally fun? And,
Black Knight, you know, I thought that that "The whole family" line was an ad-lib. Oh, Dark Father, how I love that Alicia Minshew. If I could reach out and grab the stars, I'd use them to make a tiara for the Princess of HoYay. Love ya, Luscious! Said, I love ya, sweet girl!
I'd say get a room, but I know they took care of all that sexual tension when they left the Chandler mansion for a nap.
I
know. . . Hee. [Missy Elliott]
Sway-lo dosi-do like you loco Can we get kinky tonight? Like CoCo. . .[/Missy Elliott] *demonic laughter*
Black Knight
Mar 9, 2004 @ 10:02 pm
You know, dirksunboy, I think I speak for everyone on the sled when I say that I would love to see a little Lianca mackage too, and find the double-standard just as frustrating and unfortunate as anyone else. It sucks, really. There's absolutely no reason why we couldn't have both. I mean, we all know that Kinks has an open relationship. . .
Well, I can't speak for anyone else, but you put my opinion very nicely,
onewomanshow. I'm disappointed too in the lack of Lianca, but Kinks really has nothing to do with that. Look at all the non-Kinks action Kendall's gotten--unfortunately with Frankenbrow, not Aidan, but that's neither here nor there. And I'm not going to let my enjoyment of Kinks be soured as a result. It'd be like cutting off my nose to spite my face when it's one of the things I enjoy most about AMC--and not just the pervy aspect of it. I've been waiting a long time for Kendall and Bianca to build a relationship. Family is the core of any soap opera--whatever DAYS and GH may think--and the Kanes are crucial to AMC, and the Kendall character in particular really needed to build some solid family ties that can be counted on, because her relationship with her mother is never likely to be that solid. The day the reporters parted to reveal Alicia's Kendall, I've wanted her and Bianca to become real sisters. The Pervy aspect is an unexpected bonus.
Why did Kendall stand so far back from Bianca when getting her belly rub on? Was she afraid that if she stood closer she wouldn't be able to stop herself from attacking the rack? I don't get it. . .
I took that as Kendall's only nod in the direction of discretion. Bianca followed suit by not giving Kendall a full-on handshag. (The real, but more boring, explanation is that Alicia was standing where she was so that she wouldn't block Jill Larson in the shot.) But after that it was aaaaaaaawwwwn, starting with Bianca turning around and Kendall immediately putting her hands all over Bianca's back. Heh.
And, Black Knight, you know, I thought that that "The whole family" line was an ad-lib.
Oooo, that makes total sense. That explains why Eden snapped her head up so fast and then they died laughing. I'm absolutely convinced that Eden and Alicia broke character there laughing at the blatant perviness of it all. They know damn well what they're doing, love 'em both. They both have too naughty of a sense of humor not to know.
onewomanshow
Mar 9, 2004 @ 11:22 pm
They know damn well what they're doing, love 'em both. They both have too naughty of a sense of humor not to know.
Ah, Kinks. I love those two tubes of lovely. So much, man. So much.
Family is the core of any soap opera--whatever DAYS and GH may think--and the Kanes are crucial to AMC, and the Kendall character in particular really needed to build some solid family ties that can be counted on, because her relationship with her mother is never likely to be that solid.
Word. And let's face it, with her desperate and overwhelming need for love and reassurance, Kendall's romantic entanglements will never be that solid either. Kendall needed an anchor, someone to tie her emotionally to Pine Valley. Otherwise, sooner or later one would wonder what exactly is keeping her around. Now, the SisYay; no one saw that coming, but it certainly is a fantabulous perk. Heh.
I am curious where McT is going with Kendall having Enchantment. Will Kendall get to keep it or is this just a wacky plot point to underline Erica's spiral into nuttiness?
Is it possible that once Erica
believes that Miranda is dead, she'll ask Kendall to kindly sign Enchantment back over to her, with an indignant Kendall refusing to do so once she realizes that the only reason that Erica gave her the company in the first place was so that she could skip town and not be around the baby? Perhaps Kendall will even smell a rat immediately and believe that the baby may still be alive, and suspect that Erica had a hand in whatever went down and therefore refuse to give Enchantment back. I think that the companies and the issue of ownership will figure into the "Finding MiMo" (Hee.) SL at some point. I feel that there are two options in regards to Erica and the baby switch--either make her a part of it, with paranoia and guilt pushing her over the edge into full on insanity, or have her not be a part of the baby switch, yet unable to hide her total glee over the baby's "death". Thus, Kinks will turn on her and push her out of their lives and possibly Enchantment, causing Erica to either have a breakdown or an epiphany, during which she realizes that her love for her daughters is too deep to allow her own inner demons and issues prevent her from having a relationship with them (fat chance). Damn the writers! I won't like Krystal.
I want Timone.
Dammit. If I'm given some assurance that she's truly out of the running and is out of Tad's orbit for good, well, I'll give the sloppy spunk-bucket a chance. Why not? Until then, I. hate. Krystal.
Meant to say this earlier: Could someone put us all out of our misery and kill Ryan? Please. Already.
Baila
Mar 9, 2004 @ 11:25 pm
SFHagoodKelly lost her baby today. So I'm not sure how all of this is going to fit together
The spoilers on this site
SoapZone will tell you how it all fits together.
Mystic0
Mar 9, 2004 @ 11:31 pm
David so should have slapped Erica. And I very firmly believe a man should never hit a woman, but come on here. Bitch was asking for it.
WORD! I'm still pissed at her. Bitch.
Reggie and his protectiveness of Jack and Erica's relationship is just way too cute, no matter how many times they trot it out. I just love that kid.
Right on. Love him to pieces. He's great with J-Mo. I want more scenes with him and Kinks. In fact, when Kinks aren't....uh,
busy, I'd love to see him chillin' at Binky's new crib. The Kane-Montgomery sibs rock.
Or she could give it to Mia/Simone as a lesser Fuck You, knowing that they'll likely give Greenlee a share of the ownership afterwards.
I'd kinda like that. That would insure their loyalty to Kendall forever and Greenlee couldn't fire them every time she's PMSing. Ok, I don't give a shit about Mia (she's Liza's problem) but I want Simone to be secure. Oh, that reminds me, what about Liza? Isn't Fusion supposed to be Colby's legacy? Hee, whatever, Fusion's off to the attic.
onewomanshow, I'm diggin' on your post and its beauteous Kinksy sentiments, as usual. I'll chime in as a devoted sledder who wants Lianca and Kaidan, in addition to Kinks. Luckily, it's not either/or, the beauty of Kinks is we can have it all. They sure do. Heh.
"I want the woman who's come through for me every time."
See? There is just something not sisterly in the phrasing of that sentence. Yet more proof that this perviness is deliberate!
Janet Green
Mar 9, 2004 @ 11:49 pm
I'm really enjoying AMC right now -- it's a lot better than most soaps. I also think the show has really improved since last year. There are certain things I don't enjoy, but AMC is still awesome! LOL!
I think tomorrow is gonna be a really good show. Erica looked hysterical in her cap and glasses. LMAO!
jenmarie
Mar 9, 2004 @ 11:59 pm
Paul and Kelly had best get ready. And if they believe in Jesus, they'd better call on him, because no one on Earth will be able to help them. Get em' Kinks. Get em' babies.
Paul really doesn't know what he's about to get himself into does he? Foolish, foolish boy. I wouldn't mind if Kendall trotted out "You messed with a Kane woman" before grinding him into the ground. The only Thing that I'm looking forward to is the possibility seeing Bianca and Kendall on OLTL, but knowing the stupid IIC, they won't take advantage of the oppurtunity to get the Kane/Montegomerys and the Lord/Cramers in the same room. David so should have slapped Erica. And I very firmly believe a man should never hit a woman, but come on here. Bitch was asking for it.
Word. I think Erica should be slapped on a daily basis anyway, but today she was went way over the line. First her "pretend I'm Bianca" thing was nutso. Then her throwing Leora back in David's face simply because he was doing his job with Bianca, was beyond cruel. I really cannot stand that woman.
SFHagood
Mar 10, 2004 @ 1:10 am
Thanks to all you helpful peeps out there. I'll finally shut up about the non AMC spoilers. The AMC stuff is still making me want to tear my hair out, but I suppose that is to be expected?
Not that this hasn't been said but SHUT UP ERICA!!!!!
Okay. I feel better now.
Hee. I heart that DC commercial where he reveals the secret of preparing to be Stuart, and he messes up his hair and says that's it. Really cute. Much better than "BEE-anca" and Naggie's friends 4 eva ones.
CookieOK
Mar 10, 2004 @ 3:47 am
Guys, really pi.....s me off:
Bianca: ".......the one who's come through for me every time" referring to Kendall.
Since when has Lena ever NOT come through for her every time since Lena first fell in love with her?
I'm sick and tired of Kinks, as I've said before, but I know you're all loving it. But if TPTB at AMC had a brain in their collective heads, part of this SisYah time could be spent with Lianca. Olga might as well leave this crappy show now.
WE GET IT!!! WE GET IT!! They love each other! How many times do they have to say it????
PleasTuchMeseum
Mar 10, 2004 @ 9:33 am
Delurking to add ( and Hope I got this right) :
http://allalicia.bravepages.com/aliciawebsite.htmlScroll to pic of the week.
Bianca: ".......the one who's come through for me every time"
referring to Kendall.
When I first read that I didn't see the word through and needless to
say my mind went to a very scary (but very happy) place.
But hey my mind is better left in the gutter it's safer there; I can't
hurt the normal people or ya know... myself.
2deadcows
Mar 10, 2004 @ 12:01 pm
PToS? [Katherine Chancellor] DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN! NOOO!!! [/KC]
I'm growing concerned for the well-being of my TV. It was perilously close to being demolished during every infuriating Erica scene yesterday; I don't know if it will survive Gryan and more HystErica (heh).
As a preemptive measure -- Shut UP, Erica!!
Black Knight
Mar 10, 2004 @ 12:12 pm
PleasTuchMeseum, that pic is priceless. Too damn funny...and unsettlingly hot, as well.
SkiffyPup, I noticed the Kinks thread on Eden's board with everyone freaking out. I was dying of laughter when you started popping in with pro-Kinks posts. We never decided who was going to drive the sled this week, but I think you definitely should now. I know the Dark Father would agree with me. (hands ceremonial whip over) Speaking of pearl-clutching, did anyone else notice Liza's face during the sofa scene? While Lena and Opal are smiling schmoopily, Liza's got a total "WTF is going on between Bianca and Kendall?" expression. Ha!
Bianca saying that she wants the woman who pulled through for her every single time didn't bother me. Let's put the Kinks aside for a moment (as fun as it is). It's not Lena's fault or anything, and she has come through for Bianca whenever she's had the chance--but she simply hasn't done as much for Bianca as Kendall has. No one has done as much for Bianca as Kendall. It's not Lena's fault, it's more a question of opportunity than anything. Kendall, not Lena, knew that Bianca had killed Michael, and so Kendall's the one who went on trial, etc. to protect her sister. If Lena'd been the one to see a gun-toting Bianca running away from Michael's condo, then I'm sure she would've done something similar (she probably wouldn't have come up with a wacky I-married-Michael scheme--no one but Kendall would think of that, hee--but I'm sure she would've disposed of the body, made a phony confession, whatever). Second, Kendall is a huge part of the reason why Bianca decided to have this baby. Normally it's more appropriate to ask your significant other (though Bianca and Lena are only dating right now) or your best friend to be your lamaze coach, but the circumstances of this pregnancy are very unusual. Kendall is the one who made Bianca realize she couldn't abort this baby, that she wanted to have this child, and Kendall's been there all along helping Bianca with her pregnancy and she loves the baby more than anyone else. Again, setting aside Kinks, I really didn't see how Bianca could think of asking anyone but Kendall, knowing how much the baby means to Kendall, and knowing that Kendall really wanted that job for itself.
I watched yesterday's ep last night, and I feel manipulated again, because I liked Krystal. Well, once they got past her drooling over Jack, anyway. Again, it really helped that she was talking about a SL that's not her own sleazy one, and being a voice of reason, even--and without utilizing any cornpone sayings. She just came off as good-hearted for a change, and I liked that she realized that she shouldn't just stop at preventing Babe from telling Bianca what Erica had said, but that she should tell someone else who could hopefully help. Also, Reggie is too cute.
Tentatively, I still like Bobby and Anita. They had a nice little chemistry going on with the neck-kissing bit and there's a bit of poignancy in their interaction. And I knew his not wearing his wedding ring was gonna bug her. Ha.
I was chanting "Go David! Go David!" when he was laying the smackdown on Erica. Finally someone stopped being careful of her feelings and just gave her some unvarnished truths. It pissed her off, that's for sure--I enjoyed the look in her eye when he pointed out that Bianca's quite happy about her pregnancy. It was nice to hear him say that and some of the other stuff that's been said here on the boards, such as the fact that Bianca isn't a 14-year-old girl and the situation is different. He came very close to the real elephant in the room, which is that Erica can't handle the idea that Bianca can feel differently about her baby than Erica did about hers, because in Erica's warped mind that becomes a criticism of herself.
I did think he made a mistake with Erica when he warned her not to say any of this stuff to Bianca because it could cause further complications. Erica doesn't want Bianca to have this child, David--don't give her a road map to cause a miscarriage! I'm wondering if that's how Erica's role in what happens goes down. We know there's a storm, we know Erica always freaks out during storms. I could see her going on a tirade during this upcoming storm to Bianca, that causes Bianca to go into early labor. Then when Miranda "dies", everyone blames Erica for it because Bianca was eight-and-a-half months pregnant.
regis
Mar 10, 2004 @ 12:43 pm
regis - Given your rage, I assume you don't get Soap Net? I record the show on my DVR every day, so I could pull it off of there and onto a tape for you tomorrow, if you're still all heartbroken about missing the Kinks goodness. Let me know if you're interested.
mirashima - bless your Kinks-loving heart for that. I will order an extra round of drinks on the Sled for you! I was able to get that missing clip from a friend, but thank you SO MUCH for your offer.
Mystic0
Mar 10, 2004 @ 12:51 pm
I, too, bow before
Skiffy's fabulousness. That? Was funny!
About Kendall vs. Lena (or whoever) as Bianca's Lamaze coach, I get people huffing about Lena not being the one. I understand that every possible Lianca moment is considered precious since
Olga's leaving. I get that, I really do, but I can see where Binky's coming from.
Bianca's running around shaping the world, as much as she possibly can, to insure that this kid is gonna be loved and accepted. But I believe she's aware that no matter how much this kid is loved and accepted, its gonna catch some shit about how it was conceived. I mean, that's just gonna happen, no one can shield the kid from that totally. So somewhere down the road, Mimo has a royal mindfuck waiting for her and I believe Binks knows that. That's what makes Kendall's role in Mimo's life extra important. Kendall is the one person in Mimo's life that can totally identify with the shit Mimo will have to face. Bianca and others can love the kid and shelter it, but really only Kendall can help Mimo navigate the mindfuck of knowing your dad raped your mom and what that does to your sense of self. So I think that Bianca's right on in making sure that Kendall has a prominent role in Mimo's life. That way as Mimo grows up, she'll know all her life how fabulous and loving Kendall is and already have a basis of knowing that a 'rape baby' is just a person like everybody else. It'll be helpful to Mimo to have such a strong example that your conception doesn't taint you or predetermine how or what you are. YMMV.
While Lena and Opal are smiling schmoopily, Liza's got a total "WTF is going on between Bianca and Kendall?" expression. Ha!
Hee! I saw that! I love me some Marcy Walker.
ripley9
Mar 10, 2004 @ 12:57 pm
Thanks for the link,
PleasTuchMeseum. So... is that considered FusionYay?
WE GET IT!!! WE GET IT!! They love each other! How many times do they have to say it????
CookieOK, what I find especially infuriating is that we haven’t heard Binks say that
directly to Lena yet. For the countless times L has declared it (frell, even
shouted it through doors) to B, B has only referred to L as “the one I love” (or “woman”) when speaking to others (altho L was present a time or 2). We
better damn well get one
before Olga leaves. But being pissed off about the constant inequalities with Lianca is bad for the blood pressure, so I must switch to amusing myself with the irony of blatant Kinks. As in making lemonade when given lemons, I’m trying to make the best of what the Good Lord (or the Dark Father) gives us. ;)
…and continuing in that vein, I saw something yesterday that immediately made me think of here although I wasn't going to post it. But while we’re already in the gutter
anyway -- this is somewhat OT from
textual AMC, but right O(n)T for this forum’s current state of moral decay. Pervy has been so successful @ AMC that the Dark Father’s minions are branching out to the West Coast. AMC has shown glimpses of BroYay (although according to others that
did follow JY from GH) culminating (so far) with the Babe&BrothersBedSandwich dream sequence. And Kinks, well one only has to look at the baby shower scenes to see that AMC has brought SisYay to a level of transparency unforeseen on daytime, & I think even broadcast, TV. (See, AMC
is being daring and cutting-edge – they just zoomed right past Lena the lesbian girlfriend we were waiting for and went straight to the lesbian
sisters we didn’t even suspect. Sneaky frellin’ bastards.) And now Pervy’s West Coast operatives are apparently pushing the boundaries into
completely untested territory on “General Hospital”. Ladies & Gentlemen, I present you a SoaptownUSA poll that points out… GrandYay (blech!):
Do you see a little too much chemistry between Nu Edward and Skye? I haven’t watched GH since I was a teen, but fondly remember Jed Allan from way back when as DOOL’s Don (mom got hooked when I was a wee tot). He was married to Marlena (pre-Roman turning her into “Doc”), and I vaguely associate a sort of swaggering Rock Hudson movie persona with him.
And as I can’t seem to shake the increasingly unclean feeling from typing “GrandYay”, I must now go shower. Ack!
ETA: formatting fixes
CKD
Mar 10, 2004 @ 1:42 pm
I, too, bow before Skiffy's fabulousness. That? was funny!
Skiffy, you know I heart you hardcore - so I've taken a trip to Bianca Banter and posted my love for Kinks.
I'm annoyed at the lack of Lianca and, now that
Olga's leaving, I'd love to see lots of good Lianca scenes. I'd also really dig it if Bianca would finally stop referring to Lena as "the woman I love" and finally just say it to her face, damn it.
However, having said that, I completely agree with
Mystic0 and
BK, both of whom have eloquently explained why Bianca thinks of Kendall as the person who has always "come (through)" for her: no one is in a better position to go find Mimo once the kid gets into her mindfuck about her father.
Edited because I had to.
Black Knight
Mar 10, 2004 @ 1:55 pm
I suspect that in Bianca's messed-up mind, she doesn't think it's fair to say "I love you" to Lena and then in the next breath still say that she's not yet ready for them to have sex or live together or exchange commitment rings. She's saving the "I love you" for the moment when she can give herself fully to Lena. It's not that I think she's right to handle the situation this way, but I can see how from her perspective she feels it'd be a mindfuck, especially given her background. Erica has often used "I love you"s with Bianca as a way to mindfuck her, to attempt to guilt and influence Bianca into doing what Erica wants, being who Erica wants her to be. Sometimes when you grow up being mindfucked a certain way, you end up going too far in the other direction in an attempt to avoid doing the same.
ETA: CKD, I chimed in too. Couldn't leave Skiffy all alone...
Mystic0
Mar 10, 2004 @ 2:30 pm
Erica? Shut UP! I'm officially over you and your woe-is-me bullshit. No one has done a damn thing to you that you haven't done twenty times over and for a hell of a lot less good reason. Bitch.
I like Bobby but I'm not sure why. I need him to get away from Erica now. If he wants to save someone, save Greens from Ryan. I'm tentatively a Greens/Bobby shipper for purely shallow reasons. Like 1) They both have cute dimples! 2) Bobby doesn't tower over Greens. 3) They are both pretty. 4) It gets Greens away from Ryan. Yep, shallow!
Hi, Tom! Good to see ya, man! Go slap some sense into Erica. Oh, and bring your foxy, cool as hell wife around some more, k?
Why is Reggie cheating on Joni? Hmph.
Are Kinks still off brainstorming??? Dayum!
Black Knight
Mar 10, 2004 @ 2:49 pm
I'm officially over you and your woe-is-me bullshit. No one has done a damn thing to you that you haven't done twenty times over and for a hell of a lot less good reason.
Despite the hypocrisy involved there, I'd be more tolerant if it was what Erica's really and truly upset about. It's her refusal to just get down to brass tacks--in part because she can't face it, in part because she knows it makes her sound vile--that bugs.
I like Bobby but I'm not sure why. I need him to get away from Erica now.
Yeah, I could feel the air going out of Bobby during their scenes yesterday. Good thing I had the two cute women dancing in the background to distract me. Heh. Nice to see that the lesbians don't only go to SOS when Lianca is there. I have no idea what's up with the Bobby/Erica interaction and it's just bizarre. Did Susan just start throwing her weight around because of Cat Hickland and Robin Strasser on OLTL?
Yes, bring Livia back! Give us a Tom/Livia scene! And throw in the judge having a drink with them too. I'm still bereft that Hannah is gone.
Are Kinks still off brainstorming??? Dayum!
(snicker) And you're surprised? In addition to what went down at the shower, I think this is also their first real opportunity since the revelations at the trial. (They were too focused on Erica to be in the mood when alone at Enchantment before.)
kariyaki
Mar 10, 2004 @ 2:55 pm
Why is Reggie cheating on Joni? Hmph.
Imagine me sulking right along with you.
Yes, bring Livia back! Give us a Tom/Livia scene! And throw in the judge having a drink with them too. I'm still bereft that Hannah is gone.
No more than I am. I miss my daily dose of judge snark.
Mystic0
Mar 10, 2004 @ 3:04 pm
It's her refusal to just get down to brass tacks--in part because she can't face it, in part because she knows it makes her sound vile--that bugs.
Sigh........you're right. I'm just enjoying attacking Erica's anger cover story too. Heh, I'm mad.
(snicker) And you're surprised?
No, not really. I figured they were off christening Binky's new crib but I didn't know they'd go through the trouble of christening
every. single. room. Hee! *Ahem*
I miss my daily dose of judge snark.
Add me to that list. Hannah! Come back! (weeps)
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