kariyaki
Jan 30, 2004 @ 1:46 pm
And Mia? Still Desperate City for that dolt.
"Dolt"? *takes gloves off*
Mia is like Naggie--their only amusement value is in watching them goggle with jealousy over other people (oh, plus Naggie's wardrobe).
And Mia's stupidity.
Mark your calendars, all. According to
tvguide.com, Micah Alberti will be on ATWT on February 5. I love how I keep getting my Greasy-fix.
CKD
Jan 30, 2004 @ 1:47 pm
Oh...Bianca thinks she saw who killed Michael...Have we at all considered Erica might have done it? According to the SON spoilers, Erica really does not remember what happened that night and hires Tad to retrace her steps. Is it possible that Bianca might have seen her do it?
As sound as your theory is, BK (I only pick at it 'cause I don't want it to be true), I got the distinct impression from Bianca today that she only saw who did it. Get back to us on that after you watch today's ep.
ETA: Well, I'm stupid, 'cause maybe Bianca is seeing herself.
ETA2: How great is it that Mia sees herself as the moron that she is even in her own fantasies? Hee.
katesus7
Jan 30, 2004 @ 1:54 pm
Greenlee, you nearly watched as the two of them had sex a few days ago don't you think Ryan is capable of telling the difference between the real thing and a foam belly.
This is what bothers me more than anything - all Ryan has to do is say "Greenlee, I'm boinking her, I see her naked, I know a pregnant belly when I see one, now STFU and go stalk someone else". But, well, it's Ryan. He and logical thought aren't exactly acquainted.
That one look between Kendall and Bianca yesterday was the hottest thing I've seen in a long time.
And it kind of disturbs me that I just typed that, and was serious. Oh, well, long live Kinks! I can't wait to see the continuation of that scene tonight.
Black Knight
Jan 30, 2004 @ 1:54 pm
CKD, I can tell you right now that while I'm willing to believe that Bianca only saw the real killer, as opposed to doing it herself, I think Erica is just a big fat red herring. Bianca has a loooooong list of people she loves, so if she saw someone else kill Michael, I think it's one of the other names on the list, not Erica.
I admit part of that is because I'm dreading Susan's scenery-chewing if it turns out to be Erica. Almost anyone else on the show could do a better job with the inevitable "
I did it!
I killed Michael!" confession.
ETA:
This is what bothers me more than anything - all Ryan has to do is say "Greenlee, I'm boinking her, I see her naked, I know a pregnant belly when I see one, now STFU and go stalk someone else".
Ryan did say that to Greenlee when they were all playing musical beds on NYE. Not quite in that way, but the gist was the same.
CKD
Jan 30, 2004 @ 2:02 pm
Erica could absolutely be a red herring - though I bet the writers would think it great TV since she's the matriarch and all that blah blahcakes.
Are we fairly certain all the shots they're using for that night are acted by stand-ins? I'm asking 'cause the arm Bianca saw today was really long and probably belonged to a tall person - which rules out Erica, but brings a boatload of guys into play. And Lena, of course.
Black Knight
Jan 30, 2004 @ 2:06 pm
It's pretty standard to use stand-ins for all that kind of stuff, until the actual reveal scenes are shot, CKD. For instance, over on DAYS they had different stand-ins playing the Salem Stalker at every point, which led to some hilarious commentary from Deidre Hall, the actual Salem Stalker, about how Poor Man's Jason looked short in one ep, fat in another, and so on.
The other option that AMC could and might be using, that ATWT used recently, is to shoot a bunch of the show's actors doing the same scenes so that no one is sure which shot is actually going to be used. (It was even more brilliant on ATWT's part because when they taped like 8 actors putting poison in Rose's goblet, it turned out that the goblet wasn't even the way Rose had been poisoned anyway.) But that trick is usually saved for the actual reveal sequences, when the face of the killer is supposed to be shown, as opposed to just body parts.
sasspot
Jan 30, 2004 @ 2:15 pm
Do they want us to like Tad or not? Because honestly, this Tad the Cad shtick isn't playing as well as it used to. His lack of self control at this point in his life is appalling, and while I don't care in the slightest about Krystal, I don't want to see Simone and Liza hurt. Actually, perversely I wouldn't mind if AMC did something socially responsible here and had Tad contract a STD from Krystal, which he then passes on to Liza and Simone.
ITA,
Black Knight. Bad boys are fun, bad men are just bad.
Tad the Cad was fun for me back in the day, but maybe that's
because the alternative was Tad with the dull and pious Hillary.
McTrash has the most fucked-up vision of sex ever, I think.
Mothers teaching daughters to use sexual favors as a form of
currency? Women fighting over sloppy seconds and thirds?
Khlamydia Krystal thrusting her boobs at anyone, anytime?
Who thinks this shit is fun and sexy?
I'm all for more sex and less violence on soaps, but man - not like this.
Black Knight
Jan 30, 2004 @ 2:29 pm
I just caught up on the PBP. Greenlee asks Ryan to prove that he loves Kendall by making love to her? WTF? As much as I'd like Mia to go flying, maybe someone should shove Greenlee out a window first and see if any sense gets knocked into her head. How does cheating prove one's love? Dumbass.
Erica. Shut. Up. I'm so tired of her using Bianca as an excuse for everything. I'm waiting for her to own up to hating the idea of the Assfetus because of her own experiences, not because of Bianca, but I realize I likely have a very long wait.
After today's ep, Erica just screams red herring even more. No way would AMC be having Bianca say outright that she thinks she saw Erica kill Michael if that was actually the case. Bianca will probably remember who she really saw at the same time that Tad's informing Erica who really killed Michael. Of course, I'm assuming that Tad is able to stay out of bed long enough to do any investigating.
Mystic0
Jan 30, 2004 @ 2:32 pm
Wow, damn good ep today. No Boobe saga, Medmund, or Tad slut baggin', just Kane/Montgomery stuff. Lucci actually did pretty well and Walt was great. Uncle Jack is the MAN. Livia tearing into Kendall rocked. She chose the only road that would get through Kendall's thick skull and it actually worked! Rock on, Livia.
Greens is completely in a Mia-like league of patheticness but the endless talk of her wanting a pic of Kendall in the buff almost made having to put up with her today worth it.
Dream Kaidan sex! Eeeeeee! Dayum, they are pretty.
Poor Binks, your mom is a complete nutjob. I fully support you if you never tell that loon about the baby ever. If you can't hypothetically tell her without her going all wiggy and trying to off your girlfri......uh, sister then I wouldn't clue her in either. She's nuts, man. I can see Binks jumping to the conclusion that Erica did it. It would be one of the things Binks fears most (since she knows her snookums Kendall didn't do it) and she knows that Erica lost time. Then there's also Erica's history of going ape shit on people.
Kinks! Where to begin... Well Jack saying that Kinks would stand by each other because they loved each other made me chuckle. "Because they're sisters!" Yeah, Jack, they suuuuuuuure are. Hee! The Kinks hand and eye shagging (and the multiple hugs) were typically delicious. But for my favorite Kinks moment today, I'm torn. The highly suggestive exchange of:
Kendall: I can't feel anything (through the pregnancy getup)
Bianca (placing Kendall's hand on her belly): How 'bout now?
Kendall shooting a sultry look: I take that back
Me: (gulp)
The second funniest was Bianca abusing Lianca's line by telling Kendall "We're together." That's so freakin' wrong! We know Bianca's affection for those two little words. Delicious.
Black Knight
Jan 30, 2004 @ 2:47 pm
It would be one of the things Binks fears most (since she knows her snookums Kendall didn't do it)
I desperately want Bianca to find out about Kendall's snake, poison brew, and knife attempts at offing Michael. It's not like she'd be horrified.
I really wouldn't mind if AMC went for a "actually, I did do it" reveal from Kendall (only after she's been acquitted, of course). That would tie in with Kendall telling Bianca that her remembering that night won't help Kendall anyway. But Reggie seems so definite in his belief that Kendall didn't, plus Bianca's been really specific that whatever she knows will help Kendall.
Livia tearing into Kendall rocked. She chose the only road that would get through Kendall's thick skull and it actually worked! Rock on, Livia.
Livia does rock. I love that she pointed out that Kendall will never be able to explain her actions in the context of what Michael did to Bianca.
So how does Kendall end up testifying anyway? I guess that Livia must decide, after the pregnancy fiasco, that it's necessary after all.Can't wait to see Kinks in live color tonight...hee.
CKD
Jan 30, 2004 @ 3:08 pm
I don't think Bianca's belief that what she knows would help Kendall is based on fact: it's quite possibly the result of her assumption that Kendall didn't kill Michael.
Kendall as the killer would probably satisfy me, too. I'm actually quite horrified that I am now curious about the resolution: I made it 7 months without giving a damn and now I really want to know. Feh me.
Black Knight
Jan 30, 2004 @ 3:17 pm
True, it is difficult to tell what's going on in Bianca's head in a lot of ways, since we don't know what parts of her nightmare derived from First Evil Asscicle and what parts from her own subconscious. I'm talking mostly of DreamErica telling Bianca not to try to remember because it'd hurt her, which might be where Bianca got the whole "it will help Kendall but hurt someone else I love" thing from, and we don't know if DreamErica was from Bianca's own subconscious or from FEA.
Then, of course, we've got the fact that FEA is telling Bianca that if she remembers, she wins and he loses (and I think he also specifically said that it would clear Kendall). Yeah, like FEA wants Bianca to win, so of course it's really the opposite. She's probably getting part of her belief that this'll hurt someone else she loves from that. That's the other reason I don't think that Bianca's remembering Kendall killing Michael. Because if she remembers Kendall did do it, well, so what? Kendall's already on trial. It's not like Bianca would feel morally compelled to testify that her sister is indeed guilty. She's made it plenty clear that she doesn't want to see Michael's killer punished, whoever it is, and Kendall least of all.
kariyaki
Jan 30, 2004 @ 3:22 pm
I would actually be satisfied if it turned out Kendall is the killer. It would be the one way to have a major--and I mean MAJOR--character be the murderer for once and not have her carted off to jail. Because you can't try someone twice for the exact same crime and if Kendall gets off (hee hee!) then Tarzan and Exeter are sunk. There are no do-overs.
boris
Jan 30, 2004 @ 3:30 pm
Kendall honey, get the key back from Greenlee. You have to trust the people you give these things too, particularly if they're trying to get you naked in the shower.
Black Knight
Jan 30, 2004 @ 3:32 pm
Yup, hearing Kendall go "nyah nyah nyah, I did it and you can't try me again!" would be priceless. I still doubt AMC's going that way--too many things point against it--but it would be an amusingly satisfying resolution.
OLTL managed something like this too--Todd murdered Mitch, but since he and Jessica both confessed and Bo had no way of knowing which confession was true, he closed the case. AMC could rip that off if they wanted by having both Kendall and Bianca confess--it'd be the ultimate act of Kinks love, heh--but I don't think they'll do that either. I did wonder if Jack's line about how minus a confession or more evidence, if Kendall gets acquitted Michael's murderer may never be discovered is foreshadowing (I mean, the audience will know who did it, but PV at large might never find out). One never knows, the jury could surprise us all and acquit Kendall.
Oh, I forgot to mention one bit of Greenlee's tirade from yesterday that did amuse me...when she was screaming about the Kane women and how anyone who gets involved with them pays for it. I liked it because she specifically said "all three" Kanes.
SideshowJed
Jan 30, 2004 @ 3:34 pm
I'm pretty sure that Greens getting her naked in the shower was one of the reasons she got a key in the first place.
*sigh* Good times...
kariyaki
Jan 30, 2004 @ 3:36 pm
I forgot to mention one bit of Greenlee's tirade from yesterday that did amuse me...when she was screaming about the Kane women and how anyone who gets involved with them pays for it. I liked it because she specifically said "all three" Kanes.
I noticed that too. Kendall and Bianca should just go ahead and change their last names to "Kane."
Mystic0
Jan 30, 2004 @ 3:38 pm
I'm actually quite horrified that I am now curious about the resolution: I made it 7 months without giving a damn and now I really want to know. Feh me.
(snicker) AMC is evil that way.
I'm firmly in the 'Erica's a red herring' camp. Mainly because, up to this point, TPTB have pointed the finger at just about everyone and now they are slowly weeding out suspects. I think they are offering Erica up as the last leg of their campaign to keep us interested and unsure of who did it. Just the fact that suddenly all signs are pointing to Erica makes me believe she didn't do it.
I still think Binks is the most likely suspect but it isn't a foregone conclusion. Bianca's just the best choice if the killer isn't going to do jailtime or be written out. TPTB's wierd logic, in regards to morality, may lead them to think that the general audience would not have any problem with the Binkster offing Mikey and getting away with it, since she's the victim. You know how the suits obsess over stupid things offending the viewers delicate sensibilities while ignoring bigger things that would offend. Insane Troll Logic, and all. Plus, they are *still* ignoring the 'Bianca did it' possibility, even though they are placing her at the crime scene.
All that said, I wouldn't be surprised if AMC pulled an inane killer out of their hat like Mia.
ETA: Crap, now y'all have me pondering the double jeopardy thing.
Black Knight
Jan 30, 2004 @ 3:39 pm
And Kendall might be still leaving the key with Greenlee in the hopes that Greens will show up soon and surprise her in the shower, leading to Makeup Shower Sex...y'know Kendall must believe that if she and Greens just have sex again, the Kane Power will re-assert itself and make Greenlee again Kendall's devoted slave.
But, of course, then Kendall will have to explain to Greenlee the whole Bianca-comes-first thing and who knows how Greenlee will react then. Heh heh. And we thought Greenlee was jealous of Kendall's affair with
Frankenbrow...
TPTB's wierd logic, in regards to morality, may lead them to think that the general audience would not have any problem with the Binkster offing Mikey and getting away with it, since she's the victim.
Well, the assumption is pretty much that regardless of who did it, most of the audience is just going to cheer. (I certainly will.) That said, if Bianca did it I doubt it was straight-out murder. But since, at the time, her rape couldn't be proved, and Kendall had already gone through a similar situation where Erica could not press charges against Michael for attempted rape because both she and Erica are known liars--and Michael actually tried to press charges against
Kendall for assault--it makes total sense that Kendall would be very paranoid that the police would not believe that Bianca did it in defense (whether of Kendall or herself) and thus go into cover-up mode. Remember, she wanted Michael dead before the hearing so that Bianca wouldn't have to testify--throughout she's been very consistent in not wanting Bianca to have to do anything more than absolutely necessary. No way would she want to put Bianca through hours of police interrogation about whether or not it was defense or murder, especially if Binks wasn't in a great mental state that night.
You know, that's where Bianca's pregnancy might come into play once more--yeah, it doesn't prove Michael raped her per se, but it does bolster her story because it proves they had sex, when Michael said he'd never touched her. And of course Kendall did not know at the time that Bianca was pregnant.
kariyaki
Jan 30, 2004 @ 3:46 pm
Bianca-comes-first
Ah, how I love those double entendres. Hee hee!
Black Knight
Jan 30, 2004 @ 3:51 pm
I was just waiting to see who'd grab that first, kariyaki...
Mystic0
Jan 30, 2004 @ 4:15 pm
Well, the assumption is pretty much that regardless of who did it, most of the audience is just going to cheer. (I certainly will.)
Oh, I agree that most peeps will cheer their asses off no matter who did it. I'm just figuring that, from TPTB's standpoint, Bianca doing it will seem the most like 'justice'. Good call on Kendall's reasoning about why going to the police wouldn't be an option. I hadn't thought of that. I wonder if Binky will talk to Kendall about her belief that Erica did it? Kendall's reaction to that would be interesting. It's odd that Kinks haven't discussed (almost said
brainstormed) about who they think might have done it. Have they and I blanked on it? It seems like a natural conversation to have since Binky's brain is spazzing out clues. But then again, Kendall doesn't want Binky pondering whatever's locked in her head, does she?
Ah, how I love those double entendres. Hee hee!
Bwah! Man, I'd love to hear Kendall breaking the news to Greens about her love affair with Binks. Greens is already foaming at the mouth, how many times did she refer to Kendall getting nekkid today? It
had to be in the double digits. She wants to see Kendall shooting her a sultry look like the one Bianca got from Kendall today. (happy sigh) I'm telling ya, the Kinks/Kenlee triangle is the best subtext ever. You know Greens is trying to nail Ryan just to get closer to Kendall.
kariyaki
Jan 30, 2004 @ 4:24 pm
Kendall doesn't want Binky pondering whatever's locked in her head, does she?
That is
exactly why Kendall and Bianca have not discussed anything.
Black Knight
Jan 30, 2004 @ 4:29 pm
No, Kinks have never openly discussed who the real killer might be. Bianca did go to Erica and David and interrogate them about whether they killed Michael, once Kendall was arrested, but we don't know if Bianca ever told Kendall about that. I doubt it.
I agree that Kendall wouldn't want to initiate any discussion of such--she'd be too fearful that it'd set something off in Bianca's mind. The closest they came to discussing who might have killed Michael was when they were talking about Bianca's dream, and we saw how Kendall Shut. Bianca. Down. Seriously, when you rewind past the Insanely Flirty Walk and the DLoFE, and look at how Kendall tells Bianca to drop it, it's really very inconsistent with the way that she usually goes about trying to talk Bianca into or out of something. She's dismissive and not a little belittling. We know Kendall would never normally talk to Bianca like that, especially not over something where Bianca's only trying to help her, so naturally there's something else going on there. The other reason Kendall can't talk about The Real Killer with Bianca is because she's been sticking to her "I married Michael in Vegas, so he wasn't killed that night" party line.
And on Bianca's part, she's consistently shown that when it comes to Michael's murder, she will leave things alone unless absolutely necessary (not that that isn't a general life policy for her, too...). So she let David/Erica skate with their "we're having an affair" junk until Kendall was arrested, and don't forget that she'd known for a long time that Maggie had seen something that night. But the only time she ever asked Maggie about it, she asked a very narrow, very specific question--she wanted to know if what Maggie had seen had anything to do with Lena. The only reason Bianca wants to know who killed Michael is because she's worried about Kendall going to jail. Otherwise she'd be very happy to leave it all alone.
KerleyQ
Jan 30, 2004 @ 5:07 pm
I was laughing my ass off today. Here I thought Greenlee was going to be looking for a place to hide a camera in the shower, but she was actually planning on "surprising" naked Kendall as she gets into the shower? Pervy is so on his game.
I do have to say, sometimes the HoYay! can just go too far, folks, and today we witnessed it. Mia has a fantasy about Kendall and Aidan, and we get no glimpses of naked Aidan skin because she's too busy picturing naked Kendall? HoYay! is one thing, but depriving us of Aidan skin is another thing all together.
Mystic0
Jan 30, 2004 @ 5:38 pm
Seriously, when you rewind past the Insanely Flirty Walk and the DLoFE,
What? You just
assume I kept that ep of Kinks flirty hotness on tape??? (waits two beats) Good call! (snicker)
Yep, I agree Kendall shut down Binks pretty hard. It does seem that Kendall definitely knows who the killer is (or reeeeally thinks she does). The only other person who seems completely sure in what they know is Reggie. I'm meandering around to your way of thinking that Kendall and Reggie are in on something together. Maybe he took in shock Bianca back home to the penthouse that night? Maybe not. I had dismissed him knowing anything Bianca specific because of how he freaked about her getting rid of his gun while he slept (I'd assumed at that point that he was unaware that Bianca had left the penthouse) but I guess that might not mean a damn thing at all. My head hurts.
Here I thought Greenlee was going to be looking for a place to hide a camera in the shower, but she was actually planning on "surprising" naked Kendall as she gets into the shower?
Oh yeah? I must have missed that clarification while I was howling with laughter at Horndog!Greenlee. Dude, Kendall's shower is
huge! That thing is bigger than my college dorm room was.
Mia has a fantasy about Kendall and Aidan, and we get no glimpses of naked Aidan skin because she's too busy picturing naked Kendall?
Hee! Mia is sooooo gay.
Darn
Jan 30, 2004 @ 5:47 pm
Livia was awesome today in telling Kendall off. That was some brilliant deft writing, loved it. Tonya Pinkins was amazing. It was really quite excellent.
Mystic0
Jan 30, 2004 @ 5:54 pm
Though Erica & Jack's love for each other will not change, Erica's focus will turn to Bianca and the pregnancy
Why does that frighten me?
kariyaki
Jan 30, 2004 @ 5:56 pm
Mia has a fantasy about Kendall and Aidan, and we get no glimpses of naked Aidan skin because she's too busy picturing naked Kendall?
So lemme figure this out here... First Mia was flirting with Bianca way back when and NOW she's picturing Kendall naked? Yup, the girl's gayer than a showtune bar. And apparently has a thing for Kane women (hey, who doesn't?)
Black Knight
Jan 30, 2004 @ 6:00 pm
Well, the only person Mia's had chemistry with in her entire stint on this show is Bianca, and Lena busted that up fast, so she might as well try for trisexual Kendall. Snerk.
Maybe he took in shock Bianca back home to the penthouse that night?
That was part of my original theory because I always figured Bianca went to Michael's looking for Reggie, and Kendall would've been way too busy dealing with the cover-up to take Bianca home herself. Now I'm not sure exactly how things went down. But Reggie has always been very certain that Michael was dead, and he's also very certain that Kendall didn't do it. Consider that Kendall's co-conspirator Boyd does seem to believe that Kendall did it, and there's no reason why Kendall would have told Reggie but not Boyd, "Hey, I didn't kill Michael myself. I'm just covering up."
ETA:
Why does that frighten me?
Egads,
Mystic0. I'd say that's the scariest spoiler I've read all year.
boris
Jan 30, 2004 @ 6:37 pm
What I love is, every time Mia tries to make a booty call, Aiden shuts her down with the excuse of having to "work". The man hasn't held down a paying job and months, and to him that's a perfectly viable excuse. It kills me. No wonder she's fantasizing about Kendall.
Black Knight
Jan 30, 2004 @ 6:52 pm
What happened to Aidan's bartending job at the Valley Inn? Or did Anna just leave him lots of money when she took off?
But yeah, clearly Mia isn't all that in bed. Granted, Aidan's experienced the Kane Power.
Randomthing
Jan 30, 2004 @ 6:54 pm
Ok, some notable highlights for me today:
Bianca telling Kendall “We're together, always”, followed by the deliciously pervy groping and hugging. Glad I wasn’t drinking something cuz I hate it when you have milk (or whatever) shoot out your nose. TWoP Kinks has totally corrupted another innocent (ok, I’m using the word loosely) AMC viewer.
In the Mia and Aiden scene, Aiden tells Mia he’d have to brainwash her and Mia says that’s great because then they’d have to shower together. Fabulously stupid.
I was so thrilled Livia was able to get a leash on Kendall over her testifying. That’s some power of persuasion when you can make Kendall Hart do what you want (and without any Montgomery/Kane woman power to control her with, either).
Why didn’t Kendall get her key back from Greenlee or change the freaking lock!? Maybe it’s that subconscious hope Greens will use it (oops, looks like someone already suggested the inevitable makeup shower sex).
Sasspot: I love this: Khlamydia Krystal. Classy, she is.
onewomanshow
Jan 30, 2004 @ 7:14 pm
onewomanshow don't be too mad at me, but that's some of the best most outlandish fanwanking I've ever heard. Except for the fact that your post is completely logical, everything is spelled correctly, you capitalize words, your words have the correct meaning, and you use proper grammer and sentence structure, this post fanwanks on such an outrageous level that it could have come from a Bammer.
Mysticks Muse? Ouch, baby. Very ouch. And BWAH! My tongue was in my cheek the entire time. I was joking. Still, the misunderstanding was worth the laugh. . .
mad_typist
Jan 30, 2004 @ 7:23 pm
Hi, just popping in to cackle about the big gay love fest between Aidan and Boyd in the cabin the other day. When Aidan grabbed Boyd by his lapels, I swear, I thought he was going to pull him in for a kiss. A hot, sexy, angry kiss. Hee.
Also, while I'm okay with Maggie being gay, let's just have her admit it for once. Let's not make it about Bianca. Maggie should just admit that she digs girls and get over it. Let Maggie get her own damn girlfriend.
Black Knight
Jan 30, 2004 @ 7:24 pm
Bianca telling Kendall “We're together, always”, followed by the deliciously pervy groping and hugging. Glad I wasn’t drinking something cuz I hate it when you have milk (or whatever) shoot out your nose. TWoP Kinks has totally corrupted another innocent (ok, I’m using the word loosely) AMC viewer.
Oh good, another one for the sled. Welcome out of lurking,
Randomthing.
Bianca said "We're together,
always?" Snerk. So she not only used Lena's words as
Mystic0 mentioned, she one-upped Lena. That's just so wrong. In a hilarious way. Hee. We're just one step away from a Kinks commitment ceremony, y'all. I'm sure Kendall will wear something floral.
onlyinPV
Jan 30, 2004 @ 9:02 pm
Handholding! Belly rubbing! Hugging! Groping! Smoldering longing looks! Ahhhh. Thanks, Pervy Writer. I'm good now for a while. (lights cigarette)
Mystic0
Jan 31, 2004 @ 10:38 pm
Wow, good to see the forums back. I was afraid our perviness blew Tubey up.
kariyaki
Jan 31, 2004 @ 10:40 pm
Man, no dishing the Kinks perviness for over a day? I had the shakes.
Mystic0
Jan 31, 2004 @ 10:47 pm
Man, no dishing the Kinks perviness for over a day? I had the shakes.
Word, man. Well, we still have
Black Knight and
onewomanshow's reactions to friday's Kinks to look forward to. Maybe they'll help bring us back to our pervy comfort zone.
ETA: Welcome
1st Time Poster and
Randomthing. And a hiya to
mad_typist since we haven't seen you in awhile. Hee! Having the boards back makes me all friendly-like. ;)
superdiva80
Jan 31, 2004 @ 10:51 pm
I just wanted say that after Friday's episode it's obvious now why Greenlee and Mia hate Kendall. They both want to see her undressed and not being able to is driving them crazy. Mia's daydream speaks for itself.
Oh and total shoutout when Aidan mentioned brainwashing Mia and she said " Does that mean we get to take a shower?" I mean we all knew she was dumb, but now it's being acknowledged.
I forgot to add how hilarious it was when Erica was talking to Jack and reffered to the baby as "this baby" in the same disgusted voice as "That Trey character". The kid's not even born yet and they're already getting the big diss. You know it's only a matter of time before it becomes "that grandchild person" or "that fetus character".
Mysticks Muse
Feb 1, 2004 @ 12:24 am
Mysticks Muse? Ouch, baby. Very ouch. And BWAH! My tongue was in my cheek the entire time. I was joking. Still, the misunderstanding was worth the laugh. . .
I knew it was tongue in cheek, but you sounded so much like what would pass for completely valid logic among certain fanbases that I had to snark just a little.
txm79
Feb 1, 2004 @ 12:34 am
How I missed the forums. Alright. "We're together...always." There are no words. I bow down to the almighy Kinks. I love the sled. It's comfy. When do Kinks move into their lovenest? Seriously though, I want to see Aunt Kendall. That will be cute.
I felt sorry for Jack on Friday, locked up in his cell with nowhere to run. I liked how Erica found time to lecture Kendall about the flowers in the midst of her nervous breakdown.
Mia's Kaiden fantasy was hilarious, and right now I think I'm more annoyed by Greenlee than Ryan. That really pisses me off.
CKD
Feb 1, 2004 @ 12:34 am
Praise Pervy we're back on!
I was in such a sorry state that I had to go back and watch the Swinging Gaze of Love one more time.
SkiffyPup
Feb 1, 2004 @ 12:36 am
I cannot tell you how much I missed this pervy forum. There are no words!
When I got the Bianca/Kendall/Erica side banner in the ABC soaps e-mail ... I had no place to come report the pervy pervy IncestYay. Somebody hold me.
The banner says," The secrets are out. Three women's lives are changed forever."
SFHagood
Feb 1, 2004 @ 12:36 am
::hugs forum:: Don't ever do that to me again TWoP!!
I had my first AMC dream last night. Erica and Asshat were fighting over a knife on a roof, much like the scene for Friday with Vision of Asshat. Then pow, Asshat was shot by an unseen shooter. Cut to Bianca lowering a sniper rifle looking all vengeful and butch. That was all I got before my dog woke me up.
I can't believe Greenlee was going to catch Kendall with an actual camera. I was totally thinking video so she could stop. rewind. play to her heart's content.Why has Greenlee regressed back to a bitchy boarding school teenager? Stupid writers!
Ahhh Kinky Touching.
Mia! Gah! Go away! She is just so freaking annoying. And I can't believe that we were cheated out of Aidan skin.
Ever since someone brought up the Jackson head bob, I can't take my eyes off of it. He really does do that all the time, doesn't he?
mirashima
Feb 1, 2004 @ 12:39 am
Yay, the boards are back! While I don't contribute much, I peek in every day, so I was feeling the withdrawal pangs too.
I know everyone is feeling all kinds of hate for Greenlee these days, but I somehow still find her rather amusing. Yeah, she's being a Grade A bitch and, whether she realizes it or not, is plotting to get Kendall locked up for life, but she still cracks me up. I loved when she was parading around the baby shop sporting a pregnancy pad and then ran up to that lady all, "Oh, my little guy's kicking up a storm, feel!" And the story she fed the clerk about her children becoming social outcasts? Hee!
If anyone needed to be slapped this week, I think it's a tie between Mia (because she
always needs to be slapped) and that obnoxious little clerk at that shop, with her overuse of "like" and constant gum smacking, ugh. Poor Rebecca has been reduced to working opposite cartoons and is rapidly turning into one herself. McT must be stopped!
Anyway, in celebration of being back, and of the no doubt hilarious scenes I have to wait until Monday to see of Greenlee plotting to ambush Kendall in the shower (oh, the hee!), I thought I'd bring along a little Kenlee goodness:
uno --
dos --
tres --
cuatroWhich reminds me, that quote a few pages back where Luscious was quite blatantly pronoun gaming it was great, so thanks for that. And all of the stuff about the Rebecca/Eden bitchfight was hilarious. You guys are the best.
Also, for the Kinks fans, one question:
Where is Eden's hand? Hmm.
And you can now add me to the list of people suddenly being visited by Kinks in their dreams, which is somewhat baffling, since I'm nowhere near as hardcore as most of you. I don't even know what would have inspired it, since it's not like I was able to read this thread before bed last night.
In my dream, I was Kendall's half-sister (because a soap character can never have enough half-siblings, you know) and, true to Kinks form, the SisYay was a-flying. I was quite jealous of the amount of attention Kendall was giving Bianca, and actually went so far as to confront her on it. Kendall more or less blew me off and went back to kinkin' it up with the true love of her life. And now I know how it must feel to be Greenlee.
kariyaki
Feb 1, 2004 @ 12:42 am
When I got the Bianca/Kendall/Erica side banner in the ABC soaps e-mail ...
Ooh! I was just going to post about ABC's pervy new banner ad. I guess I'll just
post the link for it instead.
Ha! That fourth pic. The hand-holding!
And whoa! Where
is Eden's hand?
SkiffyPup
Feb 1, 2004 @ 12:44 am
Yes he does, SFHagood.
Walt- headbob
Lucci- hairflipping
Olga S- lookup/lookdown
deVry- gasping/blowing at inappropriate beats in his line readings
Chime in and help list the habits of the actors, everybody! I don't want to do them all.
SFHagood
Feb 1, 2004 @ 1:00 am
Re: that Kinks picture? Woah. Where is Eden's hand indeed?
Ooh! We can't forget Liz's Guppy face! "Guppy, guppy, guppy. I'm gonna gawk like a guppy."
Oh and mirashima, it is kind of a hard contest between Mia and the gum smacking clerk. That shop girl was a horrid actress!!
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