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bonobochick

Jan 28, 2004 @ 12:35 am

Greenlee sucks right now. She's acting like a 3 year with her "Kendall has taken away everything that is mine" crap. boo hoo. cry me a river.

on the bright side, at least Mia wasn't on today!

kariyaki

Jan 28, 2004 @ 2:11 am

Ah, that IS good news. I only welcome Mia's presence on my screen when Liza is shoving her off it.

SkiffyPup

Jan 28, 2004 @ 2:18 am

Like I said waaaay back- Maggie will, "Boil the Bunny".
Mmmmmkay. Let's get married!NOT!

Now I know what it feels like to be a nighttime viewer with sweeps on the way ... STOP boring my ass off, please. I am at the point where I hope ... nevermind.

Let's say I wanted to see Liza's tongue alot, but on Lena. (I love Marcy Walker. What? Shut up.)

Or Bianca with her knees in the air. AND I do not mean giving birth!

boris

Jan 28, 2004 @ 2:21 am

While I love Liza getting in touch with her inner bitch, Krystal and Simone are sooooo out of her league. That said, Liza getting her bitch on is great. Can the witers get Liza and Mia into a convenient space for shoving? I believe kariyaki mentioned a crater. Oh crater, where art thou?

SkiffyPup

Jan 28, 2004 @ 2:26 am

Funny, I'd rather sleep with (fuck or make love with)/Marry/2-date-U-Haul with Liza than either Simone or Krystal.

What? Shut up. I would. That also goes for the actors who portray those characters ... unless ...

kariyaki

Jan 28, 2004 @ 2:30 am

While I love Liza getting in touch with her inner bitch, Krystal and Simone are sooooo out of her league.

I don't think so. Krystal (and others) are seriously underestimating Liza. Girl can fight DIRTY.

KerleyQ

Jan 28, 2004 @ 2:42 am

Liza, those are sloppy, sloppy seconds. Thirds, really. Ewww. Any sane woman should have a rule--Lips that Have Touched Krystal's Will Never Touch Mine.

Glad I wasn't the only one distracted by the ickiness of Liza cleaning up after Krystal. Just yucky.

I am so down with the "time to push Mia out a window again" thinking. I'd suffer through that whole bizarre time in Liza's life that led up to it again if they promise to do it from a higher building this time. No surviving, please.

So, why is it Lena isn't at the trial at all?? Oh, yeah, that's right, it's just her boss on trial for murdering her ex-scheming partner/bed buddy who raped her girlfriend. Oh, and her boss is her girlfriend's sister, and her girlfriend very well may have offed him, but regardless is very upset about her sister being on trial for his murder and could use all the emotional support she can get. Nope, no reason for Lena to be there at all. She's probably off having a lovely spa vacation somewhere, right? Damn writers.

boris

Jan 28, 2004 @ 2:53 am

I don't think so. Krystal (and others) are seriously underestimating Liza. Girl can fight DIRTY

I'm seriously confused, I thought I was hitting the point that Liza kicks ass. I like the fact that Liza teases Tad with the "leave them with something more" tag as opposed to the quickie Simone/Krystal gab he's been getting. I'm equally confused as to why Cat!Ruth has Joe on the ropes. The hell?

kariyaki

Jan 28, 2004 @ 3:11 am

Oh, I thought you were saying that Liza wasn't up to sparring with either Krystal or Smoan. Guess the wording confuzzled me.

boris

Jan 28, 2004 @ 3:14 am

Wordsmith, I ain't. Confused, mostly.

Mystic0

Jan 28, 2004 @ 10:25 am

Krystal (and others) are seriously underestimating Liza.

Word! Liza has already been working on poor, addle-brained Simone (that's soooo not a fair fight). Simone's biggest 'fighting for love' weapon lately is locking someone in the bathroom. I think Krystal will be a bit harder since, unlike Simone, Krystal is a slut without a heart of gold. Liza will still kick Krystal's ass but it might be a helluva fight. Hey, whatever it takes to get Liza out of her coma and to put Mia in one.

I'm equally confused as to why Cat!Ruth has Joe on the ropes.

I bet he broke a casserole dish or something. Run, Joe!

So, why is it Lena isn't at the trial at all??

Didn't we last see her bolting after Binks on her way to the courthouse? She either got lost on the way or tried to use Sammy's transporter and it malfunctioned. She's probably in Paris wondering how in the hell she got there.

SFHagood

Jan 28, 2004 @ 11:01 am

Ugh. I gave up on watching last night when I was subjected to Corporate!BadAss!JR, quickly followed by his skank!ho!wife.
From what I did see, however...

Jamie? Shut it! If it wasn't for you, your dad would have no reason to be in shouting, much less kissing or worse distance with Krystal.
And I'm sure Joe didn't do anything. The writers just needed an excuse for wacky "women did us wrong" Martin boy hijinks.

All I've got to say about Liza v. Smoan and Free Clinic Krystal is those girls had better watch out. If she threw her sister out the window (tripped my ass) what do you think she's gonna do to a couple of halfwits in the way between her and her man?
I'd rather have Briza or Looke any day of the week, but I know that isn't going to happen, so I guess I'll settle for Liza kicking ass.

Everytime Tad and Krystal get together, I think of the Clorox "body soil" commercial. Gross doesn't even begin to describe it. And isn't David supposed to be entering the picture soon? Because we can't go too long without a geometric shape of contrivance plot thread for everyone on this damn show.

I thought Greenlee was too much of an accomplished closet lurker (whistles innocently) to forget to put her cell phone on mute when spying on people? Duh!

onlyinPV

Jan 28, 2004 @ 11:01 am

We need Liza to return to her mega-bitch teen ways and open up a can of Jenny Gardner Whup-Ass on Krystal. She can do it, Krystal is a simple whore, no challenge to it at all.

2deadcows

Jan 28, 2004 @ 11:13 am

And god, Krystal is just so fucking....contrived. Could the bit with the food have been any more labored, desperately trying to tell us LOOK! SHE'S QUIRKY! AIN'T SHE FUN? ARE YOU LOVING HER YET??? NO?? QUICK! MORE FRENCH FRIES!

Word, Dianora. Sadly, “contrived” suits a lot of characters on AMC right now.

It’s a shame Krystal’s such a caricature, because I’ve been pleasantly surprised by BE - Krystal is so diametrically different from Macy the Whiny Dishrag. Too bad her efforts are wasted on a sh!t role like this. Double shame because with a few tweaks here and there, Krystal could be written as more realistic (not reformed!) and BE could certainly make Krystal slightly more sympathetic. I also think Alexa Havins (?) could manage the same with Boobe (she seemed to have won over people during the Babe/Bianca scenes before AMC crushed that progress with the Babe-Seduces-Jamie NYE stuff). I’ve become inured by all the character about-faces of the last several months, so I’d buy slightly improved versions of both. Not that I want more Krystal and Babe TV, mind you, especially at the expense of characters I actually care about, but if it’s the Krystal and Babe Show we must see, then I’ll take the 1.2 versions.

“Free Clinic Krystal.” Snerk.

Dianora

Jan 28, 2004 @ 11:30 am

Boy did I roll my eyes when Tad yelled out "She's HOT!" about Krystal yesterday. To whom? The handyman at the trailer park?

But I love Tad/Joe/Jamie scenes. Yes I do.

Black Knight

Jan 28, 2004 @ 11:36 am

Kendall specifically hired Lena to run Enchantment and Cambias while Kendall's busy dealing with all her legal problems, so it actually makes sense to me that Lena's not in the courtroom. At least one person's being responsible about their job, even if it's offscreen.

That reminds me, no more Boobe/JR sex. Ever again. Please. I've seen enough of them boinking to last me three lifetimes.

The Punisher strikes again, keeping up the theme of only one Kane sister looking cute onscreen together: Pics Nothing in the pics spoils next week--I mean, we all knew there'd be more courtroom scenes--but Kendall is in a truly hideous dress, so it's best to prepare oneself in advance. I actually long for one of her floral dresses after getting a look at this one. Blech!

ktaborn

Jan 28, 2004 @ 11:47 am

KerleyQ sayeth:

So, why is it Lena isn't at the trial at all?? Oh, yeah, that's right, it's just her boss on trial for murdering her ex-scheming partner/bed buddy who raped her girlfriend. Oh, and her boss is her girlfriend's sister, and her girlfriend very well may have offed him, but regardless is very upset about her sister being on trial for his murder and could use all the emotional support she can get. Nope, no reason for Lena to be there at all. She's probably off having a lovely spa vacation somewhere, right?

I bet she's just getting her hair done ... for the last four days.

ktaborn

Jan 28, 2004 @ 11:56 am

Black Knight observeth:

The only other people working in Pine Valley appear to be the police, various attorneys, some hospital employees, busboys, bartenders, waiters, Lena, and Aidan (but I don't think any one is paying him to snoop around). The entire economic viability of that town rests upon these hardworking peoples: the justice system, the health system, the food services industry, pro bono investigative services, and good old fashioned ceo'ing. No wonder most people live in apartments, motels, or their cars in that town.

2deadcows

Jan 28, 2004 @ 12:11 pm

"She's Hot" is probably noted several times on the test results pages in Krystal’s free clinic file.

That dress! Black Knight. Ugh. Maybe Kendall will be seated the entire time and spare us the rest of it. I shudder to speculate about the footwear (and fear just how lengthy that AMC ‘day’ will be). But no atrocity will make me wish for Floral!Kendall.

Just as a reminder -- TWoP moderators get cranky about double posts (see this FAQ link). We don’t want anyone to get sporked. Well, not for double posting, anyway. ;)

Black Knight

Jan 28, 2004 @ 12:18 pm

Maybe Kendall will be seated the entire time and spare us the rest of it.

One of the two pics of Kendall in the dress is an almost full-length view of it, and it looks even worse in that pic. There's no shape to the bottom half at all. Sigh. We probably won't have to see the footwear, though.

ktaborn, to avoid making two posts in a row, just click the "edit" button on your last post to add new comments.

And 2deadcows, I do occasionally wonder if this thread will finally get a sporking for general all-around perviness. Hee. Alicia is going to have to work hard to bring the SisYay and all-around trisexual chemistry next week in that fashon horror. I wonder what Maggie's going to be wearing in her big assault on Bianca and then Jamie.

2deadcows

Jan 28, 2004 @ 12:28 pm

Yikes, I missed the first pic, Black Knight. Thank goodness for the jacket coverage though.

And what's with the reporter/product placement lady and her fugly brown velvet-looking dress-wearing self? That chick is getting more screentime than Lena & Boyd combined.

Black Knight

Jan 28, 2004 @ 12:52 pm

Yeah, I guess "Maria Chambers" is a real-life person? When I first heard her name I was all, "Why on earth did AMC give a dayplayer reporter the same first name as one of the contract players?" I suppose with Shop the Soaps no longer active, ABC has to find other sources of revenue, but this is annoying. At least all the characters hate her and snark on her, so that's to the good. Is that really the sort of product (or person) placement VH Satellite wants? Snerk.

Oh, when Greenlee heard about Jack and Erica's engagement and whined something about it being like cooties, contagious, I really wanted Bianca to step up and announce her engagement to Lena, because it would've sent Greens right off the deep end. (Certainly if Bianca wanted to, she could be engaged right now--it is amusing of thinking of all three Kane women engaged at once. Handicapping the odds, btw, I'm guessing Jerica will get married soon, Kryan won't make it--thank god--and Lianca will down the road. I suspect Ryan's going to be a complete asshole about Kendall not telling him she's covering for Bianca. Like father, like son. Chris was mad at Erica for the same thing.)

Bianca talking about Kendall shimmering cracked me up. Yeah, she's all aglow herself just talking about Kendall, and we all know it's not Ryan who makes Kendall shimmer...

kariyaki

Jan 28, 2004 @ 1:28 pm

Shut up, Mary. Stop encouraging Greenlee. The both of you need to step away from the Kendall.

Eee! The judge in a non-court setting today! And she cracked me up the second she walked in the door. "I snuck up the back stairs like a two-dollar hooker." Can we keep her?

Jack either lives right next to the courthouse or one of InvisiSammy's teleporters is located in the building. Erica, Hannah AND Jack all appeared in the courthouse minutes later.

DrCher

Jan 28, 2004 @ 1:33 pm

Maria fainted. We all know what a faint means....

CKD

Jan 28, 2004 @ 1:34 pm

They're really pissing off Judge Lampert today: she must stay.

ETA: Mary. Mary, Mary, Mary. My love for her is a sickness, but I'm ok with it.

2deadcows

Jan 28, 2004 @ 1:41 pm

Eee! The judge in a non-court setting today! And she cracked me up the second she walked in the door. "I snuck up the back stairs like a two-dollar hooker." Can we keep her?

They're really pissing off Judge Lampert today: she must stay.

Hee! and Word. Maybe Pervy gets shut down on court days and takes out his frustrations through Judge Lambaste. "Shut UP!!"

aich

Jan 28, 2004 @ 1:52 pm

Did anyone else find JR's running of Chandler Enterprises just hilarious? "Do you know what ASAP means?" What the hell? Didn't he just come back from working on a boat? Did he even graduate from high school? Jacob Young is hot, but is so unconvincing playing any character that is supposed to be smart. His Lucky Spencer the photographer was a joke, and so is JR. I hope the storyline is going to be that he runs Chandler Enterprises into the ground, because otherwise its just completely unrealistic. "I know, I think I'll be a CEO today. Sounds easy enough." I thought it was bad enough when Tad was CEO of Chandler- like, whuh? I mean Liza just did that to piss off Adam. Next thing you know Jaime will be running Tempo and Colby will be in charge of WRCW.

And while I am pleased at the possibility of Liza kicking the asses of the "designer girl scout" and the "southern fried.. cheese" what the hell is up with the whole, "PLaying second fiddle to Tad is better than the whole string orchestra with other people." WHAT!? God, have a little pride. I swear this show is throwing the women's movement back about fifty years.

Black Knight

Jan 28, 2004 @ 2:00 pm

At least Pervy Director is able to step up and constantly show Kinks shots and Bianca's reactions during courtroom eps. Usually that's mostly reserved for the theoretical significant other, which in this case would be Ryan. It's just like the gas leak explosion all over again. Hee.

It'll come as no surprise that I also throw in my vote for the good judge sticking around. Can't they do a Hannah/Adam/Mary triangle or something? Has anyone considered, by the way, just how massive of a smackdown Kendall and Bianca are in for when the judge finds out about all the shady shit they've been pulling? Run, Kinks!

Mystic0

Jan 28, 2004 @ 2:13 pm

Cripes, drama queen much, Edmund? Since when does not feeling your legs mean you are going to die? Go ahead and croak, furry man, Mumbles will take care of Maria. Plus, your head looks oddly turtle-like in your hospital bed.

I'll ring in on the Hannah love and throw in some Livia love too. Livia's non-reaction to LaKane getting in her face rocked. Speaking of Erica, that one bug-eyed reaction shot will keep me laughing for days. I gotta throw some love Anna Stuart's way. Mary may be a soulless, devil woman but damn, Anna's great! Greenlee is an idiot for listening to Mary and allowing herself to be sent like a rocket in any direction Mary chooses. Dumbass.

Maybe Pervy gets shut down on court days

He snuck in a little something today. Did you catch Bianca's jealous reaction when she saw Kendall snuggling Reggie? Hee! If she'd looked half that jealous of Maggie and Jamie, I might buy this triangle thing.

Dianora

Jan 28, 2004 @ 2:25 pm

"She's Hot" is probably noted several times on the test results pages in Krystal’s free clinic file.

Bwah!! Brilliant, 2deadcows.

And aich, you weren't the only one laughing at the ludicrousness of JR "running" Chandler Enterprises. He looked like a little boy playing dress-up in daddy's suit.

Black Knight

Jan 28, 2004 @ 2:31 pm

For the week of Feb. 9: Kendall ends her relationship with Ryan. Whee! I bet Frankenbrow marries Greenlee on the rebound.

kariyaki

Jan 28, 2004 @ 2:40 pm

Yes! What makes it even sweeter is that Kendall is the one kicking Ryan to the curb. Now we just need her to hook back up with Aidan, who can break up with Mia, who can have Liza push her out a window to end everyone's misery.

boris

Jan 28, 2004 @ 2:45 pm

He looked like a little boy playing dress-up in daddy's suit.

See now the Kendall/Lena plan to drive Chandler into the ground is coming to fruition! The notion that he can run that company is laughable. He doesn't even have the ability to wear a tie to work.

2deadcows

Jan 28, 2004 @ 2:52 pm

Has anyone considered, by the way, just how massive of a smackdown Kendall and Bianca are in for when the judge finds out about all the shady shit they've been pulling? Run, Kinks!

Hee! Ooh, hadn't thought of that. Hendrix sure does bring the exasperated-I-don't-suffer-fools vibe. I think it's her eyes. They scare me.

...Did you catch Bianca's jealous reaction when she saw Kendall snuggling Reggie? Hee!

Oh yeah, I forgot about that one. Which is surprising because I was thinking 'those pervy TWoP'ers will be all over that.' Hee. But, since I'm already on the sled, wasn't that a jealous look I saw on Lena's face before she covered with the "We're all behind you, Kendall?"

Lena and Kendall really need to have a bonfire with their clothes. Okay, mostly Kendall. But Lena has to get rid of that gray trench-sweater-jacket thing in addition to the Shapeless Dress of Sherwood Forest. Hey, they can even share Bianca time and let Pyro!Binky light the match.

amybeth5251

Jan 28, 2004 @ 2:58 pm

The damn spoilers for next week say that after Erica tries to stab Kendall, thinking she's Michael (ugh), she goes kerplunk and then doesn't remember anything about trying to kill Kendall when she's revived.

Didn't we already see something like this before? I mean, we even had 2 of the same players. Kendall gets rejected by Dimitri, sleeps with med student and maid's son, Anton (the secret Andrassi heir), tells Erica Dimitri raped her, Erica goes psycho and stabs Dimitri, claiming she thought that he was really umm...umm...that guy who raped her whose name I have blissfully blanked out at this time.

Plus there is a casting spoiler for a doctor who will enter the Edmund/Maria storyline, but not as competition.

I know I've made the plea before, but please let it be Anton recasted. I just want to see him with Kendall

boris

Jan 28, 2004 @ 3:29 pm

Wait a minute, Greenlee carries around a picture of Kendall in a wifebeater? She's still in love. It has to be proof. She's not after Ryan, she's after Kendall, dammit. Now go have a lotion fight with your girlfriend, Greenlee.

Black Knight

Jan 28, 2004 @ 3:30 pm

Hey, they can even share Bianca time and let Pyro!Binky light the match.

Bianca can throw in her own polka dot shirt and the shapeless middle section from her NYE dress while she's at it (the rest of the dress, what little there was of it, can stay intact--oink!). I'll be sorry when her pregnancy comes out once and for all because I like her current out-in-public wardrobe of concealment. Bianca looks good wearing scarves. (And that just brought up a veeeeery interesting other image in my mind. Yum.)

Kendall is the one kicking Ryan to the curb. Now we just need her to hook back up with Aidan, who can break up with Mia, who can have Liza push her out a window to end everyone's misery.

Word, kariyaki. That would wrap up everything perfectly. I'm just a little concerned about why Kendall's breaking up with Ryan. If it's because she's fed up with his asshat ways, terrific. If it's because she's convinced she's going to jail and so this is a Nobly Setting the Lover Free deed, we're in for a lot more tiresome Kendall/Ryan/Greenlee shtick once Kendall's legal problems are over.

Mystic0

Jan 28, 2004 @ 3:40 pm

Hee! Black Knight's gone to her happy place. I thought about you today when Bianca was craning around to look back at Reggie, her cleavage tried to fight its way out of concealment. See? She still loves you best. Or maybe it was a gift for Lena. Whatever.

Wait a minute, Greenlee carries around a picture of Kendall in a wifebeater? She's still in love. It has to be proof. She's not after Ryan, she's after Kendall, dammit.

Word! My mind went there, too.

txm79

Jan 28, 2004 @ 3:42 pm

I also love the judge. I just laughed and laughed at all the outbursts today. And Tarzan's "I knew he took the kilo!" or whatever. Shut. Up. I liked when the judge was banging the gavel and then banged it one last time, just for the hell of it. She was pissed. I want to keep her forever, too.

What the hell was up with the random seating in the courtroom? Reggie had to sit behind everyone, and Erica was sitting in an island all by herself. It's not like she had the purple monstrosity on anymore. She could've been with people.

Dammit, Greenlee. What I want is for Greenlee to stop being a total bitch and for her and Kendall to be friends again,as much as they were. The amusing Montgomery/Kane interactions with endless bickering would be so wonderful. I want family dinners!

Also, I love Reggie. He is so precious.

I can't wait to come here when Erica tries to stab Kendall That will be a hilarious day indeed.

Black Knight

Jan 28, 2004 @ 3:54 pm

I thought about you today when Bianca was craning around to look back at Reggie, her cleavage tried to fight its way out of concealment. See? She still loves you best. Or maybe it was a gift for Lena. Whatever.

Hee. I can't be selfish, though--that cleavage is a gift to the world. And Bianca doesn't love anyone more than Kendall...anyway, I look forward to seeing today's ep.

That will be a hilarious day indeed.

Next week looks pretty damn snarkalicious, between Erica trying to stab Kendall and Naggie assaulting Bianca. Plus no doubt we'll get more of the judge, Livia, and Mary. They should totally be cast as the Furies in some Greek play.

You know that pic is really not Greenlee's pic of Kendall in a wifebeater, but Rebecca's own pic of Luscious in a wifebeater...

Mystic0

Jan 28, 2004 @ 4:01 pm

And Bianca doesn't love anyone more than Kendall

Hee, true dat. I thought Reggie was about to get his ass kicked by a pregnant woman today. (snicker) Kinks4Eva!

What the hell was up with the random seating in the courtroom? Reggie had to sit behind everyone, and Erica was sitting in an island all by herself.

That distracted me too, yo.

You know that pic is really not Greenlee's pic of Kendall in a wifebeater, but Rebecca's own pic of Luscious in a wifebeater...

Bwah! Man, they showed Rebecca on the View today fawning over that Bob person. (cringing) Please save Rebecca from herself, Luscious!

Black Knight

Jan 28, 2004 @ 4:11 pm

Bwah! Man, they showed Rebecca on the View today fawning over that Bob person.

"That Bob person"? Who are you, Mystic0, Erica Kane? (snicker)

Luscious has obviously chosen to take the route of playing Rebecca and Eden against each other to get Rebecca to come to her senses. If Rebecca keeps this "relationship" up, we could end up getting Kinks in canon. Heh.

Mystic0

Jan 28, 2004 @ 4:24 pm

"That Bob person"? Who are you, Mystic0, Erica Kane? (snicker)

Wait, you mean *everyone* doesn't go around tacking 'person' onto the end of someone they dislikes name??? I may hate Erica but some of her Erica-isms crack me up.

Luscious has obviously chosen to take the route of playing Rebecca and Eden against each other to get Rebecca to come to her senses. If Rebecca keeps this "relationship" up, we could end up getting Kinks in canon.

Hee! Hold it, Kinks aren't in canon? Huh.

As for Alicia playing Eden against Rebecca, Eden's not much of a conquest. She always seems to be girl crushing on one of her castmates. Though, I'm sure her crushing on Alicia might stick for awhile, Alicia is Luscious after all. Plus, I still haven't gotten over Eden's newsprintgasm (tm Black Knight) yet.

boris

Jan 28, 2004 @ 4:33 pm

Erica's honing in on Kendall's engagement ring also cracked me up. You know that woman has an innate sense for all things matrimonial. She has some kind of beacon.
Judge Lampert also had a really good moment when she was banging her gavel in frustration, and then kind of tossed it aside. She's my favorite fictional judge ever.

Black Knight

Jan 28, 2004 @ 4:37 pm

Yeah, I've always loved that little quirk about Erica too. "That Frankie person," "this Trey character"--and we all knew Lena was in deep shit when Erica simply called her "that woman" to Boyd.

Can't blame Eden for her girl crushes, considering who she gets to work with. Her crush on Olga doesn't seem to have lessened just because she's hooked up with Alicia. But if I were Rebecca, I'd be a little careful with messing around with that Bob character. The Rack-o-SORAS is powerful! Hee.

(You know, I've been watching L&O SVU re-runs lately, and the big slash couple on that show is Olivia/Alex. And I do see the HoYay between them...but Kinks gets to be so overt it's really starting to spoil me for other HoYay couples. "Normal" HoYay couples get an occasional line or look. Kinks? Everything but actual onscreen shagging.)

2deadcows

Jan 28, 2004 @ 5:32 pm

Not so fast, PToS...

As for Alicia playing Eden against Rebecca, Eden's not much of a conquest. She always seems to be girl crushing on one of her castmates.

Not to interrupt the Kinks Stampede or anything, but this just cracked me up. Carry on.

Mystic0

Jan 28, 2004 @ 6:12 pm

You know, I've been watching L&O SVU re-runs lately, and the big slash couple on that show is Olivia/Alex.

[o/t] Alex! Come back! [o/t]

Dude, right on about Kinks robbing the glory of most HoYay supercouples. Pervy (as well as Perv Disciples Alicia and Eden) were brilliant in choosing sisters to pervily ship. Like you've said, they'll never break up and you can hide behind their being sisters while getting away with some mad HoYay. Brilliant! How did Pervy know that we'd be so...well, pervy and embrace his mad scheme? Hmm....

About today's ep, I don't get Jack. I know he's helping Kendall but how is he going to avoid the bighouse himself? I'm confuzzled, man.

Black Knight

Jan 28, 2004 @ 6:41 pm

Jack's presuming a lot, for sure. I'm guessing that he thinks he'll be able to plead out to probation, community service, and a fine (as well as disbarment, but that's for the bar to handle). Sorta like Erica's deal for perjury a couple of years ago. Does he have a prior criminal record? If he's clean, he can emphasize the mitigating circumstance of his niece's rape--"I was devastated and I wasn't myself that night" blah blah blah--and get away with no jail time.

Kendall's really in much deeper straits, since she already has perjury and jail time on her record. Hopefully either Livia convinces her not to testify, or the trial blows up before she can, but she'll still have a difficult time with the obstruction of justice, tampering with evidence, and interference with the police investigation charges.

Or, of course, AMC will just pull something out of their asses. The DA decides not to charge anyone because half the town would have to be charged, or something. They've all lied and obstructed justice and so on, and if you try Kendall for that, you have to try her co-conspirators too, which includes Bianca. And no DA's going to want to throw a pregnant rape victim in the slammer. Add in that the Kanes, Montgomerys, Chandlers and Cortlands are prominent and wealthy families. So either no one will be tried or they'll all end up pleading out with community service and fines. Jack's career is over, though. I'm sure the town won't miss him being the Worst DA Ever, anyway.

(And yes, I miss Alex too. The L&O ADAs this year are just so awful. [/OT])

onlyinPV

Jan 28, 2004 @ 7:04 pm

Jack's being crazy like a fox. he knows if he flings enough shit around, the jury will be too confused to convict Kendall. he's using the famous Spartacus defense. Let's see how many others implicate themselves, making conviction of any one of them impossible!

Another stress-induced stabbing by Erica? Been there, done that, a few times already.

Poor Maria, dragged to the ground by the weight of those enormous implants. But pleeze, no more cloying, annoying Spawn from Hell.

Black Knight

Jan 28, 2004 @ 7:16 pm

onlyinPV, we know what Jack's doing, but that only gets everyone off the hook for Michael's murder. We were talking about the heroin-stealing that Jack's admitted to, plus the boatload of other illegal shit people have pulled in an attempt to keep Kendall out of jail and/or protect themselves and/or protect the real killer. I doubt anyone will see jail time for it, but Jack's career is over.

And you want to put that other bit about Erica in spoiler tags, by the way...

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