onewomanshow
Jan 22, 2004 @ 9:33 pm
I think the baby should be called Sugar Kane.
Hee. Not sure how I feel about that, but, at least now I know what my name will be should I ever become a porn star. Bwah!
The utter lack of sexual interest in others, though, is clearly the Kane Power in action. After all, it's been months for the HPF and loving one person doesn't mean never being attracted to others.
I guess once you go Kane, you can't go back. Heh.
Kymness
Jan 22, 2004 @ 10:22 pm
I'm thinking that Bianca killed Michael and that is what she is blocking out and everyone else is covering up for her. Killer Binky.
Mysticks Muse
Jan 22, 2004 @ 11:07 pm
I'm convinced now that Bianca didn't kill Michael. She said today that she thought she might be "blocking something out". By every conventional soap formula, that means she's not blocking something out, and that she didn't do it. Of course, leave it to McTavish to be unconventional just this one time. Some brave soul just needs to go off and brainstorm with McTavish and let Pervy do his job.
calgrrl
Jan 22, 2004 @ 11:10 pm
Either Binky or it's a Murder on the Orient Express kinda everybody banding up together thing.
Thanks for the welcome BlackKnight..I've been here since the Lianca first kiss though..don't watch the show, but yet another fan of CK's recaps.
Go, Kinks!
boris
Jan 22, 2004 @ 11:40 pm
Some brave soul just needs to go off and brainstorm with McTavish and let Pervy do his job.
I don't want to think about McTavish
brainstorming with anybody. I just went to a scary place. That's sad because I've been laughing my head off at this board all day. It definitely beats the actual show.
Stewie
Jan 22, 2004 @ 11:42 pm
I've officially joined the sled. Kinks Forever! I almost died laughing with the door lean. You can thank Skiffypup for recruiting me. FYI. I've been down for a Lena, Binky, Greens, Kendall four way for some time. Bring. It. On.
Anyway Liz posted on the BAM board. I thought I'd post it here, so you could all snark away. Have fun.
Liz's post: Ironically she listed herself as a "Closeted BAMmer"
:aaah Helloooooooo Bammers! Will the real Elizabeth please stand up? It's me Liz..... I was going through a box of stuff from my recent move and stumbled accross a BAM card that Lynn had given me at the RAINN lunch with my username on the back. I'm not working today and figured it would put some smiles on my favorite fans faces. So here I am and I will tell you get ready!!! AMC has started the new year off with a bang!!The scenes you are seeing now are the last shows we taped in 2003 so you are just a day or two away from the new material. Hopefully it will keep you entertained and onthe edge of your seats. I think AMC is at it's best right now with new writers, directors and a wonderful new Exec. Producer. I hope we see AMC all over the EMMY's this year. Doesn't he show look great??? I especially love the opening, you get a full 10min. without commercials. I know you are all wondering whats going to happen with Maggie and Bianca and unfortunately i can't tell you. But I can tell you your support has helped so much, so keep it coming! Love you all! xoxo ELizabeth
SFHagood
Jan 23, 2004 @ 12:25 am
I think AMC is at it's best right now with new writers, directors and a wonderful new Exec. Producer. I hope we see AMC all over the EMMY's this year.
Oh that is
it!!!! They have got to be putting something in the water to make the actors pimp this shit. Maybe Pervy is doing it to distract everyone else while he carries on with his ultimate Kinks love story?
KerleyQ
Jan 23, 2004 @ 12:27 am
Simone! I expected better of you. Mia, I can see. If she had two brain cells to rub together she'd figure out that doing anything to jeopardize Kendall's case is just going to get Aidan paying more attention to Kendall. Mia should hope like hell that the trial goes smooth and fast and that Kendall is acquitted. But, this is Mia, and well... But Simone, I have always found her to be the best "friend" of the group. I can't believe she'd go along with this whole "Let us touch the baby" BS. I give Greenlee credit, she certainly knows how to motivate a dumbass "What if Kendall's having Aidan's baby?" And I've said it before, and I'll say it again--someone get some wax or bleach over Mia's lip immediately. I find it hard to focus on the dialogue in scenes where they focus too much on her face. The 'stache is just too distracting.
Couldn't Jack have sprung for a new ring? Wasn't that the silver lining in the broken engagement--the death of the fugly purple monstrosity? And now it's back.
DeeeDee
Jan 23, 2004 @ 12:31 am
I think they should've made Binky carry twins that way you could have....
Sugar & Candy Kane.
*Rimshot* Thanks a million ladies & gents, I'll be here all week.
regis
Jan 23, 2004 @ 12:32 am
Every few days, I notice a writer named "Chip Hayes" in the credits. My secret fantasy is that he is Pervy. Whenever I see his name in the credits I get all giddy and hopeful for some great Pervy moments. With a name like that, I figure he's either Pervy or a stripper moonlighting as a soap opera writer.
Mystic0
Jan 23, 2004 @ 12:40 am
Liz? Don't post while drunk. Sure, it sounds like a good idea at the time but you'll just regret it.
seneca724
Jan 23, 2004 @ 12:52 am
In Liz's case, I don't think the writers had to slip her anything extra. Of course she's going to praise the show's direction. Judging from the spoilers, she's a major player in two storylines, and BAM is finally on the horizon. First lesbian triangle equals a whole lot of publicity.
onewomanshow
Jan 23, 2004 @ 1:06 am
Note to McContrivance:
I don't get it. I mean, I just don't get it. What. The. Fuck. Is. Greenlee. Trying. To. Do?
She knows that Ryan knows that Kendall isn't pregnant. She knows that Ryan has already given control of the Cambias estate over to Kendall. So, again, what's she trying to do? Break up Ryan and Kendall by doing her best to see that Kendall gets sent up the river? Greenlee can be one high-riding, self-serving bitch sometimes, but I still find this idea a little hard to swallow. She has to realize that Kendall's entire defense strategy rests on her having had a wedding/night of passion with Michael. As cold as she seems, I don't think Greenlee wants to see Kendall either in prison for life or executed. So, let's see, if this ridiculous "sting" of Greenlee's comes off (if you'll pardon the pun) as intended and they strip Kendall naked, proving that she is indeed wearing a pregnancy pad, then what? Suddenly, she'll have Fusion back? No. It belongs to Kendall, lock, stock and barrel, because Ryan gave it and all of the other Cambias assets to her. The nonbaby is now a moot point where control of the companies is concerned. If this is about Ryan, why hasn't Greenlee just gone to Aidan to try to enlist his help with breaking up Ryan and Kendall? And deep down. . .deep, deep down, Greenlee cares for Bianca and, dare I say it, loves Kendall--and, yet, suddenly, she's willing to jeopardize what semblance of a relationship she has with both of them--for no good reason. It can't be said enough: McHack. You. Suck.
Mia? All right, she's a moron. We all know that. Et tu, Simone? Nonsensical at best and at worst and insult to both the character's integrity (what of it she had) and the audience's intelligence. And that goes double for Greenlee. [/rant]
boris
Jan 23, 2004 @ 1:33 am
Word onewomanshow The Greenlee character assasination really grates. Why spend years slowly building up goodwill for the character only to decimate it in a few months? It makes no sense.
I also have a theory about The Punisher and Kinks. There's a weird seesaw relationship with Bianca and Kendall's wardrobe. For example, what in the Hell kind of babydoll monstrosity was Kendall in today while Bianca looked decent? Yesterday during the Kinks scenes, Kendall looked reasonable while Bianca had that stupid polka dot thing on. In fact, the last time I remember them looking good together fashion-wise was before the gas explosion. And I think I know who set the spark. Methinks The Punisher wants one to look good, the other bad to distract from the magic that is Kinks. I've got a whole conspiracy thing regarding the entire show, but it hasn't finished percolating.
Solvay
Jan 23, 2004 @ 1:48 am
McTrash has announced in the new soap rags that the killer will be announced in the first week of Feb sweeps and will make sense. This is worrisome, but it sounds like typical McTrash pacing plodding slower than an Amish wagon in winter.
I used to live in Amish country. Comparing McTrash to an Amish wagon in winter is an insult to the Amish, their wagons, their horses and winter. Personally, I think that McTrash has bad short-term memory and keeps forgetting that the story has slowed to a geologic pace.
Hey, I wouldn't screw with Bianca when she's on a nacho high. That might add to an already impressive swing. Ouch, man.
Well, that may not necessarily be a bad thing. It all depends on where she's aiming. . .I went too far, didn't I? *climbs under sled*
Onewomanshow, you are on a roll! Someone call 911. I can’t breathe while laughing so hard. First of all, anyone reading this thread for even a few minutes has realized that there is no “too far” here. We are like a miniature model of the expanding nature of the universe: there is no edge and we keep expanding forever. We’ve even proved that hell is infinite. Every time we think the sled has stopped we discover another sub-basement we didn’t know existed.
Secondly, perhaps what you have alluded to is the reason the quotes below are true.
Well, I've always assumed that one should imagine the one sexual thing that you've fantasized about but would be too embarassed to ask someone to do to you. . .then multiply it times ten. *shudders* Damn. Binky. . .
The utter lack of sexual interest in others, though, is clearly the Kane Power in action. After all, it's been months for the HPF and loving one person doesn't mean never being attracted to others.
I’ve always thought that the reason the HPF never seems interested in anyone else is because she keeps thinking “how did Bianca know that was my deepest fantasy and where did she learn to do that? And when can we do it again?” It’s the essence of the Kane Power.
The unseen Lena/Bianca sex. I think it was %50/%50.
I agree but for different reasons. Bianca slept like a log the next morning. It wasn’t just the “work” that caused that deep slumber. I think that part of the perceived different reactions was that Bianca expected Lena to rock her world. (“I want to know what it’s like to be with someone and never want to leave.”) Lena probably thought she was going to be with a relatively young, inexperienced woman and had no idea of the existence of the Kane Power. Hence the reason that she will accept no substitute.
Chateau of the Damned. I like that
luv2surf . Has a nice gothic, inner circle of hell feel to it.
2deadcows
Jan 23, 2004 @ 1:50 am
...AMC has started the new year off with a bang!!
That's just too easy.
I think they should've made Binky carry twins that way you could have....Sugar & Candy Kane.
Make it triplets. Sugar, Candy, and their brother, Travis (cause you just know it'll be "Travis"). Travis, like many children born to great wealth and privilege, would spiral out of control as a young adult, transitioning from partying, to recreational drug use, to full-on addiction. The Family, unable to stage a successful intervention and refusing to enable Travis' addictions, would ultimately disown him, cutting Travis off from the family fortune. Penniless, Travis relocates to Hollywood with the addle-brained dream of continuing great-grandfather Eric Kane's acting legacy. Unfortunately, Travis takes after his mother and is not blessed with Eric Kane's nor Auntie Kendall's acting chops. However, he is endowed with the very impressive Montgomery genetics and one very singular Kane trait. So, desperate to support himself, Travis changes his name to "Big Daddy," embarks on a career in Adult Entertainment and eventually becomes the 'biggest' star in the porn industry. Also sometimes credited as “Caveman Daddy.”
Sugar, Candy, and
Big Daddy Kane.
SkiffyPup
Jan 23, 2004 @ 2:10 am
Fresh meat! ... um, I mean, welcome to the sled- Newbies! Yay! A big incestuous yay to you. The Chateux Of The Damned, located on the legendary river DenialStyx ( The most scenic hotspot in all of Hell!), is pleased to service your perverted needs.
(Liz can post on the bamboard all she likes, that tool. I'm sure the whole baker's dozen of them are squealing with glee and trying to figure out how to look like thousands of rabid fans. You know, every time I am about to stop hating her she saves me from my misplaced guilt.)
Dear Olga, this little friend of Eden's is trying to eat your lunch, mmmk? Do something! Time to stop feeling bad about the Magie backlash and realize the little kids have shark teeth.
kariyaki
Jan 23, 2004 @ 2:26 am
Eeek! Micah Alberti was on last Wednesday's episode of Smallville! *rushes to download so Greasy withdrawals can be culled*
SkiffyPup
Jan 23, 2004 @ 2:31 am
Yeah, Kariyaki. I read that about Micah and it was too late. I didn't want to post it and depress people. We have you for that. BWAH!
Stewie! I converted someone! Whooo! I am wondering what to ask for in lieu of a toaster oven. Who the hell needs a toaster oven in ... Hell?
Hmmm. Maybe the Dark Master(bater) could get Liz fired.
Idea: Lets just call that pepper vodka with a pepper on a toothpic a Lavatini, shall we? We can pretend that it's just a glass dip into the running hot lava river DenialStyx.
kariyaki
Jan 23, 2004 @ 2:40 am
Ah, see, it's never too late for me to watch a past aired TV show. *glares at measly 2% downloaded* Must. See. Greasy.
Anybody else dying for April to get here so they can see Joanie's movie?
boris
Jan 23, 2004 @ 2:44 am
Given that we've recruited a scary number of people to hell, another martini shaker may be in order. And maybe a barboy --hello Aiden!
ETA: kariyaki My WB affiliate does that "Easy view" thing on Sundays, they tend to include "Smallville". Rest easy.
kariyaki
Jan 23, 2004 @ 3:29 am
Oh, I'll have the episode downloaded long before Sunday (12% and climbing); most likely by morning, actually. Even better, I'll be able to grab some screencaps of it because my computer is awesome. I hope Micah wasn't gruesome-looking/deformed in it or anything. You never know with those fantasy shows.
gspiggott
Jan 23, 2004 @ 3:45 am
Can we have Kinks Pervy Nation t shirts since it's bound to be a little warm on the sled to hell?Liz ,shut the hell up and get back to the kids table where your crayons and treasure map await you.
CKD
Jan 23, 2004 @ 8:41 am
From SON:
-Erica almost kills Aidan by mistake What, does she slip or something?
From Elizabeth's post:
AMC is at it's best right now
Come on, can I possibly be the
only one who's going to snark on the drunk woman's grammar? ITS best. See, even when written correctly, it's still a lie.
CookieOK
Jan 23, 2004 @ 9:04 am
CK and Skiffy,
You guys are soooooo right. Olga is just too sweet and nice for her own good. She shows concern about Mags backlash dribbling down to Liz, while Liz is busy pimping the PTB in order to keep her character front and center (when the only fans who care are the "group of 32") while Lena continues to be stabbed in the back day after day.
The main thing that bugs me is how anyone with half a brain and eyes in their head could think for even a nanosecond that anyone.....female or male.....would choose the Magster over the HPF!
As far as the grammar, my bad, but Liz probably wouldn't understand half of Olga's posts, given Olga's knowledge and use of language. Plus she's extremely witty.
soundnfury98
Jan 23, 2004 @ 9:48 am
Liz may be ungrammatical, but she's ungrammatical like a fox! If one takes out one's Liz to BAMmish translation ring, one will find that her transposition of "its" and "it's" is actually a hidden message for them to up their daily letter writing quota from 15 to 433.
Poor Olga--Baggie/triangle pimping from Liz, Eden, and the network on one side and growing Kinks love on the other. Lena is toast.
Anway, I hope she's auditioning for an A&E miniseries; those are always nice.
2deadcows
Jan 23, 2004 @ 9:52 am
Come on, can I possibly be the only one who's going to snark on the drunk woman's grammar?
I was too distracted by the abundance of "!!!" and "???" and the lack of double spacing between "." to notice actual words.
If one takes out one's Liz to BAMmish translation ring, one will find that her transposition of "its" and "it's" is actually a hidden message for them to up their daily letter writing quota from 15 to 433.
BWAH!
gspiggott
Jan 23, 2004 @ 10:06 am
I'm surprised there weren't hearts over the i's in Liz's post. Poor Olga maybe part of her new wardrobe will include knives in the back.
CKD
Jan 23, 2004 @ 10:22 am
I forgot "EMMy's." The fuck? When did we start writing plurals as if they were possessives? Even The New York Times allows the writers to do that. Yuck. EMMYs, Liz.
Laura, part 3 of your recap of the AVP lunch with Olga was great! Thanks for the AGR plug: good thing Olga likes to read criticism. Ahem.
Dianora
Jan 23, 2004 @ 10:23 am
Oh, man. I had an AMC dream last night, although sorry to disappoint, it did not involve Kendall, Bianca, or Greenlee. It involved my own personal obsession, Tad. In my dream, Tad discovered that Krystal did something really heinous (can't remember what exactly), and I was suddenly there, yelling at Tad about throwing Simone over for Krystal the piece of trash.
Then -- THEN -- and I can't believe I'm going to admit this -- in my DREAM, I called the ABC comment line to complain about Tad and Krystal.
What the fuck?
I'm losing my mind.
Although needless to say I'm going to call today since my subconscious is nagging me about it.
::hangs head in shame::
Mystic0
Jan 23, 2004 @ 10:49 am
Bwah, Dianora! Just bwah!
Dabney
Jan 23, 2004 @ 11:04 am
Dianora You reminded me what I wanted to comment about. Are they trying to make us like Krystal? Because I am sorry, but there are very few adults out there who prove a point by tping and boobytrapping a room. I mean poor Tad - he goes home and all that stuff gets dumped on him and then Krystal comes out, and says "I'm just getting warmed up." McTrash is just an idiot if she thinks that is the kind of stuff that makes me root for a couple. I'm at home yelling at my tv "Go find Simone!"
Sappy
Jan 23, 2004 @ 11:31 am
That rumor is so laughable i spit juice all ove my computer.
From HemmerHummer at DL
A quick comment on the Erica/Jack marriage: remember that Erica’s not aware of a few things just yet. When she confronts all of her “demons”, she will think that Jackson “betrayed” her. This will unleash a barrage of changes in their family. Jackson and Erica will probably never recover as a couple. Jackson will confront his own demons and by the time Erica is ready to “forgive” him, he will realize that his “love” for Erica was a much easier way for him to live the majority of his adult life.
Monday
Jack incriminates himself on the witness stand; Greenlee searches for proof Kendall is not pregnant, then hides when Kendall and Ryan return to the condominium; Liza pulls Tad into a passionate kiss; Adam offers Paul money.
Tuesday
Kendall and Ryan find Greenlee's hiding spot; Mary finds a gun with an inscription; JR asserts his authority at Chandler Enterprises; Liza makes her intent known to Krystal; Jamie makes a date with Chelsea.
Wednesday
On the stand, Jack admits he planted heroin in Michael's condominium; Mary advises Greenlee on how to triumph over Kendall; Maria faints from exhaustion; Edmund discusses his living will with Brooke.
Thursday
Greenlee accuses Kendall of being responsible for Jack's arrest; Aidan says he is hiding Fred Lomax at the pump house; DNA test results are read in court; Erica tells Kendall that she hates her; Krystal intrigues David.
Friday
Jack almost tells Erica the truth about Bianca's pregnancy; Erica visualizes Michael in Kendall's place, then endeavors to stab her; Ryan stuns Greenlee with the news of his engagement to Kendall; Mia follows Aidan to the pump house.
ktaborn
Jan 23, 2004 @ 11:38 am
Either Binky or it's a Murder on the Orient Express kinda everybody banding up together thing.
I have been hoping for a "Murder on the Orient Express" solution since Mikie went missing. However, I doubt it by the way they have presented it.
There is still hope for a "The Trouble With Harry" solution. That is where everyone thinks they killed Mikie but they did not. That would not explain why they are allowing Kendall to be sent down the Pie Bally River (oh, maybe some convoluted idea that it is soooo obvious that she did not do it, that she will be acquitted -- or, perhaps, the murderer will just wait and see if she gets convicted...if she does, they can confess and get her out; if she is aquitted they are free...free...freeeeeee).
Okay, there is a possibility of a "Trouble With the Orient Express" solution. That is where there are numerous groups working in "Orient Express" mode who do not know about the other "Orient Express" cells, and they think THEY killed Mikie as a group, but the various cells, like in "Harry", are wrong. Some other "Orient Express" party did the deed. Or maybe like "Trouble With Harry" Mikie actually kills himself! And just everyone and their brother in Pie Balley thinks THEY did it.
SFHagood
Jan 23, 2004 @ 11:43 am
Okay, I know I'm behind the times in commenting on yesterday's episode but I just have to say WTF to the Krystal hijinks!?! Are AMC writers, except for Pervy bless his lil' heart, so lacking in ideas they they have to turn to the Parent Trap?!
Also Tad, you freakin' idiot P.I. do you not LOOK before you step into your house? Would you not stop moving after the water had been poured on your head? GAH!!!
Meanwhile, why were they dipping into Simoan's Tahitian Orange pancake for Tad's make-up? Was that a quiet shout out to Timoan lovers?
Anybody else think it looked like J.R. wanted to jump FrankenLavery's bones when he came out of the court room yesterday?
I second the nomination of the Divine Mr. DeVane for Sled Barboy.
And if Erica harms one hair on his fine body, I will follow her around Pine Valley with my own personal Thunder Machine 2000. Troll.
Slashgirl
Jan 23, 2004 @ 11:45 am
As to the pervy-ness of the AMC board...I find myself ruined by other boards & forums. Even other TWoP boards seem boring by comparison.
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I'm with you on that-and so is my girlfriend, who, last night, said "I went to look at 'The L Word' thread ans it was so boring: they were just navel-gazing."
As the originator of that thread, I beg to differ. I'm no prude, but 24/7 of constant sleaze can be just as boring as PBS in the same amount, IMO. Just for the record, I'm not a "navel-gazer." I'm not trying to put the smut fans down, since I
am one, <g> I'm just saying that not everyone can live by smut alone & it doesn't necessarily mean that they're bad or "boring." :psst: BTW, we're not supposed to talk about other boards here, otherwise, we'd get a Glarkin' & we *don't* want that. (LOL)
kariyaki: My WB affiliate does that "Easy View" thing on Sundays, they tend to include "Smallville." Rest easy.
Not so fast. The WB does show "Smallville" reruns on Sundays, but they're repackaged as
"Smallville:Beginnings," showing every ep in order. They don't show the newest "Smallville" eps on Sunday anymore. Only
Everwood &
One Tree Hill get that treatment now.
Re Krystal,aka Mom of Boobe (MoB), hate her. To call her skanky trailer trash is an insult to skanky trailer trash everywhere. That goes double for Boobe. The way Boobe's played JR & Jamie & MoB's trying to play Tad is disgusting, to say the least. Boobe's lied to JR & Jamie for months & when she gets caught in a lie, Boobe just pouts, sheds a few tears, plays the victim & they fall for it every time, one way or another. The sad part is that JR & Jamie are trashing their relationship over a lying, blackmailing slut who's not worth it. As for "Trystal," for
this they killed Timone?
Black Knight
Jan 23, 2004 @ 11:50 am
I notice that we're now over 300 pages. Congratulations to all, and I think a huge part of the credit has to go to the Pervy Team over at AMC also. Hee.
Liz's post - there are no words. I remember thinking, when Eden and Olga did their View appearance, that I was really glad it ended up being Olga and not Liz who got to be the other half of the first kiss. Eden and Olga are incredibly articulate people, and Eden in particular has had a lot of practice at being a spokesperson. Liz--not so much. I don't know how I would've felt if it'd been Liz being put out there to talk about the story. I have a feeling I would've been wincing a lot.
So, watched the ep, and I have a few comments:
Ryan didn't go on quite as much as I'd hoped he would, and so didn't completely annoy the judge, but I still enjoyed her smackdowns. It's always a good day when someone tells Ryan to cram it.
Livia rocked. I almost felt sorry for the poor coroner she was beating up on. Almost. Bianca's smirks during that were great. I half wondered if she was thinking of thanking Livia later. I mean, Livia was looking pretty hot and she's helping rescue Bianca's girlf--oops, sister.
It wasn't a Kinks day, but we did get a little subtle SisYay. First, Kendall's flimsy excuse to Ryan that she needed to check on Bianca because Bianca was looking stressed, when Bianca's back was to Kendall. Hee. Kendall just wanted to ditch Frankenbrow and get over to Bianca so the two of them could discuss how it's going with getting Kendall...acquitted. And second, notice Kendall's huge laugh and shining gooey eyes when Bianca said something that made her and Reggie burst out laughing. And then Kendall goes on to do all that flirty body language and smiling. It was funny when I was trying to watch them in the background while the Evil Fusion Trolls were whining over Kendall's power over men. Um, Trolls? Not only are you, first of all, forgetting that Kendall's trisexual, you are also completely missing what's really going on right under your noses.
Ugh, I hate them. Between their trying to prove Kendall's not pregnant, and Mia finding the reverend, I'm sooooo pissed off at them. Kendall's on trial for her life! For offing her sister's rapist! Get over yourselves. Since Greenlee pretends that she cares about Bianca, she might notice that Bianca is very much in Kendall's corner. Yes, I hate the Evil Fusion Trolls. I hope the Sisters Kane kick their midget asses.
kariyaki
Jan 23, 2004 @ 12:04 pm
The WB does show "Smallville" reruns on Sundays, but they're repackaged as "Smallville:Beginnings," showing every ep in order. They don't show the newest "Smallville" eps on Sunday anymore. Only Everwood & One Tree Hill get that treatment now.
See, it's good that I didn't try to wait for that. Awww, Greasy looked so purty in Smallville. I miss him but I'm glad he's doing well.
SkiffyPup
Jan 23, 2004 @ 12:10 pm
The spoilers look so boring and irritating and story slow that I am thinking of taking the whole next week off. I know 'filler until sweeps' when I see it.
BKLiz's post - there are no words. I remember thinking, when Eden and Olga did their View appearance, that I was really glad it ended up being Olga and not Liz who got to be the other half of the first kiss. Eden and Olga are incredibly articulate people, and Eden in particular has had a lot of practice at being a spokesperson. Liz--not so much. I don't know how I would've felt if it'd been Liz being put out there to talk about the story. I have a feeling I would've been wincing a lot.
Thank you for articulating my nightmare so nicely. As I think of 2004 and where they may go ... Oops. I think I threw up a little in my mouth.
ETA: Just for shits and giggles ... I swiped this little quote from a fan at Eden's ezboard:
Every bammer and their mama should read this message! Is it just me or is she telling us to watch lol. Liz is so bright and articulite her post just shows that.Liz and that fanbase are made for each other.
Mysticks Muse
Jan 23, 2004 @ 12:20 pm
I want to see how they choreograph the whole "Erica tries to stab Kendall" scene because now I'm having mental images of Susan holding a knife and jumping up and down as high as she can to try and get the knife to reach Alicia's chest. I leave it to you to make the brainstorming jokes involving Susan. Don't disappoint me.
CKD
Jan 23, 2004 @ 12:30 pm
MM, Susan has been playing the MoYay with Alicia ever since the thunder! And rain! And I was 14! When Richard Fields! Blah blah cakes! night: I'm sure we'll have no problems brainstorming the slippage.
Black Knight
Jan 23, 2004 @ 12:31 pm
Mysticks Muse, brainstorming is a Kinks word. It belongs to Kinks. I refuse to use it with anyone else, dammit. Hee. That said, your image of Erica hopping up and down trying to stab Kendall is freaking hilarious. She'll have to get a chair or something.
Dianora
Jan 23, 2004 @ 12:37 pm
I mean poor Tad - he goes home and all that stuff gets dumped on him and then Krystal comes out, and says "I'm just getting warmed up." McTrash is just an idiot if she thinks that is the kind of stuff that makes me root for a couple. I'm at home yelling at my tv "Go find Simone!"
Seriously. Simone would have been standing there waiting for him wearing nothing but whipped cream. And we're supposed to prefer Krystal?
It's mystifying that they really think this is the hot new couple.
In The Rye
Jan 23, 2004 @ 1:02 pm
Liz's post - there are no words.
Black Knight, I couldn't agree more. And there were no words. If I remember correctly, there was only an incredulous chuckle/snort. OMG! What was Liz thinking when she hit that "Add Reply" button? Didn't she care to check all the grammar, capitalization, punctuation, and spelling errors? Heavens, woman!
I can't help but compare her post with Eden's and Olga's... so I had to go re-read some of those, if nothing more than to remind me that there are truly intelligent soap actresses out there.
Anyone know what Liz's educational background is?
Liz is so bright and articulite her post just shows that.
"Articulite"? OMG! **insert here another incredulous chuckle/snort**
sidekickt
Jan 23, 2004 @ 1:05 pm
EH as Head Pimpette? Not a surprise. If she had been half of the First Kiss Wonder, I wouldn't have just been wincing, I would have been averting my eyes and muting the sound. Poor Olga works in the House of the Borgias. I'd love to think she knows it and that she's the triplest triple agent who ever tripled, but I suspect not. If we are headed for BAM and the loss of Lena, I can pretty much go with my full on Maggie/Liz hate. Liz and the fanbase from Mars are a match made in heaven. Snakety-snake, Liz.
SkiffyPup
Jan 23, 2004 @ 1:09 pm
Meanwhile, why were they dipping into Simoan's Tahitian Orange pancake for Tad's make-up? Was that a quiet shout out to Timoan lovers?
It has to be a spray tan or bottle. Walt did it too- He forgot to lift his arms. They both look rediculous. I hope Eden never does this! I love her beautiful marble white flesh. She looks like she never set foot in the sunlight her whole life! Vampire moviemakers, take note.
Mysticks Muse
Jan 23, 2004 @ 1:15 pm
"Articulite"
If that means "light on articulacy." They got it right.
Black Knight
Jan 23, 2004 @ 1:18 pm
I'm still not terribly worried about BAM and losing Lena.
Didn't Olga say that the February triangle stuff is from the angle of Maggie agonizing over her feelings? So it's still not a true triangle. Bianca still doesn't show any romantic interest in Maggie, and Eden's Girlfriends comments kind of hit the nail on the head--like other posters have commented, it's hard to imagine choosing Maggie over Lena. I think Eden has the same trouble. She says Liz is like her best friend, while she calls Olga gorgeous. And when she talks about why Lianca's popular, I think she really understands the appeal. She cites Lena's sexiness, but she also talks about the whole FEM setup with Lena coming on as a dark, mysterious character and falling for her mark (which is certainly what hooked me), plus the fact Bianca's had her heart broken so many times chasing around after others.
(Speaking of past love interests, I noticed that Elisabeth Harnois was in some kind of TV movie recently. I never saw the Bianca/Sarah stuff, though I did see pictures. If they ever play the TV movie again I'll probably watch a little of it just to get a look at her.)
We may be in for some magazine comments from Liz in regards to Maggie's sexual confusion, but given that the coming-out SL has been done once already, by a character who's the daughter of
the icon of daytime, I doubt this will get too much attention. It's sort of "been there, done that, with a better actress who plays a true core character". I think the worst part will be
if we're right about Maggie kissing Bianca.ETA:
I hope Eden never does this! I love her beautiful marble white flesh.
Oh, that reminds me. Eden once said in a round-up that she uses Brown Sugar Body Polish. When Christmas shopping this year, I came across some jars of it in a store and got one for my sister-in-law. And then I just had to get one for myself. It's ridiculously expensive, but you know what? Totally worth it. It's
sinful. And I'm not someone who's generally into moisturizers and lotion and all that.
Oh, and MEK's wife, Cat Hickland, has been looking a little orange herself. So the OLTL thread's theory is that they took a vacation together to some sunny locale and overdid it.
fearless
Jan 23, 2004 @ 1:21 pm
I've had so much fun reading the last few pages here. You people are so pervy, I fuckin' love it! Keep it up. As for the Lianca sex, I've too have always wondered what the hell Bianca did to Lena to inspire such devotion and now I have the answer. It's the Kane Power. Also let's not forget that it had been a looooooooong time for Bianca. Three long years since she had gotten some, so just imagine how much sexual energy she had built up. Oooohh Binky!
CKD
Jan 23, 2004 @ 1:41 pm
BK , I completely agree with your assessment of the Triangle That Still Isn't. And WORD to the other post in re our luck in not getting E. as spokesperson pre- and post kiss.
I don't know whether our speculation about Maggie assaulting Bianca's lips will come true or not, but part of me hopes for it because I just know Bianca, considering everything , would certainly smack Maggie. And that would be great TV.