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SkiffyPup

Jan 22, 2004 @ 1:34 pm

And I wish Travis wasn't really Bianca's dad so that we could get a hookup with Greenlee. It's been awhile ... but, remember thumbshags at the boathouse on "broken nail" day? And all the Greenlee "Lesbianca" snark that made me wish for a roll in the hay for these two. Why, oh why? Do they have to make all my fantasies incestuous?

Wouldn't it be hilarious if the next Bianca/Greenlee scene had Binks telling Greenlee that, before she found out about UncleDaddy, that she found Greens attractive to eyecruise in that way? I'd like that.

Mystic0

Jan 22, 2004 @ 2:11 pm

Poor Skiffy, after today I doubt you'll get a good Ginks scene. I think Greens is very much on Binky's shit list from the way Bianca was eyeballing her. Those two are headin' for a throwdown and not in a good way. Funny thing is, Greens is too stupid to know it. Bianca has that scary-ass temper just waiting to be unleashed and if Erica doesn't get it, Greens will.

Actually, I hope Binky bitchslaps the whole Fusion crew. What enormous bitches! Simone! Why? I (stupidly) thought better of you. My bad, twit. Mia needs to die. Painfully. It was funny seeing the Fusion girls all trying to feel Kendall up. Being omnisexual has its downside, I guess.

I'm sure you've also never felt the need to put your hand in your sister's arm (the better to "accidentally" brush said arm against your breast) while walking her to a door that's five feet away.

I can definitely say I haven't. I may be southern but I'm not THAT southern.

Mysticks Muse

Jan 22, 2004 @ 2:49 pm

This could have been a better story with Simone supporting Kendall throughout, causing some tension between Simone and the others. But, no, we can't have a real female friendship can we McTavish?

Black Knight

Jan 22, 2004 @ 3:02 pm

I'm totally fine with Greenlee being on the outs with Bianca and Kendall et al. When boris was pointing out Jack's huge denial in thinking it's a good idea to take the Kane-Montgomery family on a vacation, and listed everyone in the family, I noticed the biggest problem really is Greenlee. Bianca, Reggie, Kendall, and Jack are all on good terms. No one would be mean to Lily. Yes, Erica vs. her daughters is an issue, depending on how things play out, but the family needs more than one problem to be wonderfully dysfunctional fun. Greenlee's the perfect catalyst. If it's a choice of Ginks or Kane-Montgomery hijinks, I'm picking the latter any day. It's not like Bianca needs more people in her circle. And Bianca/Greenlee fights have always been fun (as are Kenlee fights). I look forward to seeing the death glares from Bianca today. After everything Kendall told her, it's no surprise she's furious at Greenlee.

Actually, I hope Binky bitchslaps the whole Fusion crew.

Yup, I was thinking the same thing. I'm dying for Binks's pregnancy to get out in the open so she can lay claim to the Cambias estate (however much she doesn't want to) and kick Greenlee, Simone and Mia's worthless asses out of Fusion for good. Greenlee and Mia are one thing, but Simone? I expected better from you. Bitch.

Actually, Fusion was only interesting during FEM, which has long since ended, so it's time to put the company in mothballs altogether. Just shut the place down, Binks!

gspiggott

Jan 22, 2004 @ 3:10 pm

McTrash has announced in the new soap rags that the killer will be announced in the first week of Feb sweeps and will make sense. This is worrisome, but it sounds like typical McTrash pacing plodding slower than an Amish wagon in winter. The mags also mention the Erica and her lethal choice bit but who knows what that really means, and Greenlee regrets her big Jan Brady moment.
There's a blind item that an east coast actor is cracking up his castmates with his extreme hand gestures and bizarre facial expressions. So much so that they can't be bothered to tell him to tone it down. Gee I wonder who that could be.
When the murder mystery was announced it was supposed to be tied in with the exit of a veteran cast member so CKD maybe it is your girlfriend. If they go that route my money is on Palmer.

CKD

Jan 22, 2004 @ 3:40 pm

The first week of Feb.? Why the hell did all the spoiler sources say the killer would be revealed next week? I allowed myself to believe it would all be mercifully over by then and now I have to put myself back in stasis. Great.

Hee, my girlfriend rocks.

Mystic0

Jan 22, 2004 @ 3:48 pm

I look forward to seeing the death glares from Bianca today.

Ack! Sorry to get your hopes up, I know how much you love Pissed!Bianca, but the looks are more catty and dismissive. I think she's just keeping an eye on Greens in case Greens messes with Kendall but other than that, I don't think Greenlee is very high on Binky's radar. Yet. Or you could run Binky's looks at Greens through the Pervy filter and see it as the new GF being smug toward the old GF. YMMV.

You probably will get a kick out of the Evil Fusion Trolls banter back and forth about just what *it* is about the Kane women that makes them so irresistable. I could hear kariyaki shouting out the answer from many states away.

kariyaki

Jan 22, 2004 @ 3:52 pm

It'll be a delayed reaction shout, as I'm still a couple days behind in catching up. But I can do it now if you wish: Bedroom skills! Bedroom skills!

boris

Jan 22, 2004 @ 3:54 pm

Actually, Fusion was only interesting during FEM, which has long since ended, so it's time to put the company in mothballs altogether. Just shut the place down, Binks!

Seriously, after their antics today, Bianca needs to scuttle their company and kick their traitorous asses out. It would rule if she could get her lov --er sister and non-girlfriend Lena to smack them into next week. When this whole pregnancy thing comes out, I hope they feel like lowlife scum. And where is Mia getting this "Kendall might be pregnant with Aiden's baby" idea? Nevermind, I think I know.

You probably will get a kick out of the Evil Fusion Trolls banter back and forth about just what *it* is about the Kane women that makes them so irresistable.

I was laughing my ass off at their notion that Kane women only had power over men. I mean, you have trisexual Kendall and Bianca, who had Lena whipped after one night.

Was it me, or did MEK seem really orange today? He looked like he was using 70's era Coppertone QT.

Black Knight

Jan 22, 2004 @ 4:01 pm

Well, catty and dismissive will suffice for now while I wait for a real Bianca smackdown later. Hee. I can see Greens being rather low on her list of priorities at the moment, as Ryan stayed on Kendall's side today and Binks doesn't know yet about the whole cornering-Kendall thing, so in terms of all the problems Bianca has to worry about, Greenlee seems minor. Poor Kendall. I notice AMC had to get Bianca and Reggie out of the way for that one. Now when I watch tonight I'll be yelling, "Nooo! Don't go for nachos! Stay with Kendall!" at my screen.

The PBP left out the Evil Fusion Trolls' snarking on the Kane women and simply mentioned Bianca/Kendall/Reggie chatting together during the recess - no dialogue given. Oh well. At least it's something for tonight. Hee to kariyaki.

ETA:

Why the hell did all the spoiler sources say the killer would be revealed next week?

McTrash was directly quoted as saying that she was not waiting for February sweeps to reveal the killer. February sweeps starts next Wednesday the 28th. So at this point, who the hell knows when the killer reveal is coming?

CKD

Jan 22, 2004 @ 4:39 pm

I'm running out of ways to say that I loathe McHack and that all her ideas are damn crap.

She's been unable to keep any of her stories straight every since she appeared on Sirus, so I don't know why I'm still giving half a damn about what she says.

Black Knight

Jan 22, 2004 @ 5:00 pm

Well, McTrash's ideas are generally fine. It's the execution that's crap. If ABC could find her a competent partner--not JFP--to take care of actually writing what McTrash dreams up, the show would work a lot better.

I was laughing my ass off at their notion that Kane women only had power over men. I mean, you have trisexual Kendall and Bianca, who had Lena whipped after one night.

Word, boris. Greenlee should know better than anyone--she should just stop pretending that she doesn't want Kendall back bigtime--and plus, Erica even laid it right out for her and said that Kendall has power over women.

And inexperienced Bianca working her mojo on extremely-well-travelled Lena in the Most Spectacular Night Ever has always cracked me up.

Kinks together is a bit scary, really, since it's Kane Power x2 and all. Ya think a lot of their desperation to save each other is due to the thought of no more joint brainstorming sessions if one of them's locked up in jail? Snerk.

bindyesq

Jan 22, 2004 @ 5:07 pm

Kinks together is a bit scary, really, since it's Kane Power x2 and all. Ya think a lot of their desperation to save each other is due to the thought of no more joint brainstorming sessions if one of them's locked up in jail? Snerk.

Black Knight, surely Pine Valley Prison would allow girlfr..., er, sisters, conjugal visits, doncha think?

CKD

Jan 22, 2004 @ 5:20 pm

Well, McTrash's ideas are generally fine. It's the execution that's crap.

I wasn't referring to her story lines: I was referring to the comments she makes about them. Some of her remarks have been utterly embarrassing [rape as a love story] and the rest she has contradicted more times than I can count.

As far as her story ideas - I have yet to find myself interested in anything she's created. Obviously, I like Lianca, but that's not her couple.

I hope the end of the murder yawn will be interesting and will "make sense," as she said, but I won't be holding my breath for that.

boris

Jan 22, 2004 @ 5:22 pm

Wow, now we've crossed Kinks with women in prison scenarios? Just when I thought we couldn't get any pervier. . . . we find new territory. Damn the sled is full.

2deadcows

Jan 22, 2004 @ 5:22 pm

"I loathe McHack and all her ideas are damn crap."

That'll do just fine CKD. When will the t-shirt be available? If all else fails, borrow a page from McHack and just recycle your old material. But to complete the McHackiavellian transformation, find one particularly bad insult, focus all of your negative energy on it, and abuse it regularly. Then, when your audience grows outraged at your repeated hackneyed treatment of bad insult, feign ignorance and wonderment at their outrage because you love bad insult and the so-called "abuse" of bad insult is really a love story. Then make bad insult thank you for raping her and showing her how much she is loved.

CKD

Jan 22, 2004 @ 5:25 pm

Bwah! 2deadcows ! That was comedy platinum.
Why do I feel like sobbing now?

SkiffyPup

Jan 22, 2004 @ 5:29 pm

Don't make me cry too!
Make the bad thoughts go away like so:
LeKinkslee - Lena Kendall Binks Greenlee.

ETA: Shall we buy the Tubeelzebub (TWoP's own "Tubey" full name.) mini buttons and make him our official sled driver?

Black Knight

Jan 22, 2004 @ 5:34 pm

SkiffyPup, if we can't figure out who Pervy Writer is and have him drive the sled, then Tubeelzebub would definitely be the next best choice...

Wow, now we've crossed Kinks with women in prison scenarios? Just when I thought we couldn't get any pervier. . . . we find new territory.

This should keep us occupied all weekend if we don't get more Kinks tomorrow. Snerk. You realize that with the Kane Power, Kinks would end up ruling the entire prison.

Mystic0

Jan 22, 2004 @ 5:54 pm

This should keep us occupied all weekend if we don't get more Kinks tomorrow.

Ah, yes, our weekend perv-a-thon. I deeply regret missing the last one (though I represent pretty well during the week, I think). Sometimes, I just sit back and think of a general AMC viewer perusing our board and laugh. Dude, think of some nice person stopping by because they want to tell the world how great it is that Edmund and Maria are back together and they read endless posts about hot incestuous sisters with mad bedroom skills and threesomes. Hee! I love you each and every pervy one.

extremely-well-travelled Lena

That made me laugh. 'Cause you know Lena would look momentarily offended by such a remark but then would just shrug and say, "Ok, true." Hee! That's why I loved that one time with her and Kendall at whoever's office. She didn't seem offended that Kendall would ask her to do something underhanded but just wanted Kendall to know she wouldn't shag-for-hire. That was cool.

Kinks together is a bit scary, really, since it's Kane Power x2 and all.

Dude, no shit. If sleeping with one of them guarantees devotion for life, a threesome would kill somebody. Or Kinks would get an official slave. Damn...

onewomanshow

Jan 22, 2004 @ 6:13 pm

It was funny seeing the Fusion girls all trying to feel Kendall up. Being omnisexual has its downside, I guess.

Yeah, every last one of those Fusion skanks were chasing Kendall around that table like a horny bossman with a cigar hanging from his mouth, trying to "feel the baby", and right after that tirade of Mia's about the lure of the Kane women. No means no, you nasty hussies! Man, did that piss me off big time. I'm too angry to make sense right about now. Three stooges! That's what they are! Three no good, ungrateful, back-stabbing, desperate, pathetic, moronic, STOOGES! Leave. My. Girl. ALONE! *dramatic exhalation* Poor Kendall needs someone watching her front, back and sides at all times. Damn Reggie and his sudden hankering for nachos. Feh.

Just shut the place down, Binks!

I would pay to see that! "So, as I'm sure you all realize, Fusion belongs to me. And I will do with it as I see fit. By the way, you're all fired. Perhaps, Kendall could be persuaded to give you your jobs back. As for me, I've no sympathy for any of you and have no desire to hear anything you have to say."

Pissed!Off!Binky! *shudders*

I mean, you have trisexual Kendall and Bianca, who had Lena whipped after one night.

Greenlee's full of it, as usual. Kendall had her sprung. And as for Bianca having Lena whipped after one night--I know. While watching Lena run around making a complete ass of herself over Binky I've often asked myself, "What did Bianca do to her?" *shudders*

Kinks would end up ruling the entire prison.

It wouldn't even be a prison anymore. It would be a resort/spa. Kinks and their bitches.

I was very surprised to come to the board early this morning and not find the threeway a topic of discussion.

Hey, I brought up the roomies thing. That was an attempt to move the discussion forward. I suppose I could have been more obvious, but I was trying to be. . .nonchalant. . .

Black Knight

Jan 22, 2004 @ 6:14 pm

Sometimes, I just sit back and think of a general AMC viewer perusing our board and laugh. Dude, think of some nice person stopping by because they want to tell the world how great it is that Edmund and Maria are back together and they read endless posts about hot incestuous sisters with mad bedroom skills and threesomes.

(dies laughing) Yeah, I've thought the same--I keep waiting for a post to pop up from someone indignantly asking what is wrong with us all. Maybe a few "You're all going to hell!"s thrown in (like we don't already know that). TWoP's policy of not attacking other posters is probably the only thing that's prevented it. That or after reading pages of posts, they start getting corrupted, then they go off and watch Kinks on AMC, and the process is complete.

And even better, the Kinks has gotten a couple of new posters to de-lurk. That reminds me, welcome calgrrl and txm79. txm79, I hope you figure out a way to see yesterday's ep. The Door Lean of Flirty Enticement is not to be missed.

ETA:

While watching Lena run around making a complete ass of herself over Binky I've often asked myself, "What did Bianca do to her?" *shudders*

Hee, you're not the only one wondering that. I mean, Lena shows no interest in sex with anyone else, even though she can't possibly have ever gone this long without sex before, and she's eternally hopeful of getting some action with Bianca. The sex had to be beyond amazing.

Loved your Bianca spiel to the Evil Fusion Trolls (tm Mystic0). And you know Bianca's capable of it. No messing with her and hers.

She didn't seem offended that Kendall would ask her to do something underhanded but just wanted Kendall to know she wouldn't shag-for-hire. That was cool.

Gotta love the HPF's morals. Driving three companies to the verge of bankruptcy, thus causing tons of job and shareholder losses and much human suffering, perfectly all right. Sleeping with someone, out of the question. See above comments about sex with Bianca.

katesus7

Jan 22, 2004 @ 6:22 pm

I don't know, I read this board for the first few days, and was utterly shocked! But, two days later, I found myself fantasizing about the women of Fusion going at it at one of their late night work sessions.

Oh, and I'd like a spot on the Kinks Sled to Hell, please.

Mystic0

Jan 22, 2004 @ 6:33 pm

Man, onewomanshow, you just freakin' killed me. *shudders* Hee!

Hee, you're not the only one wondering that.

Make me three, man. I'm actually ashamed at how much thought I've given that. I mean, Lena's been around, well, every block and some 19 year old whips her? Astounding. Poor Lena...

I don't know, I read this board for the first few days, and was utterly shocked!

Bwah! Don't try to resist. Kinks could assimilate even the Borg, you had no chance. I would have paid to hear what you were thinking at first. (snicker)

Black Knight

Jan 22, 2004 @ 6:34 pm

Satan is always recruiting for the sled, katesus7, and we Kinks posters help in that. Welcome aboard!

I do feel the sudden urge to state for the record that once upon a time, this was a relatively normal thread in which we had long, involved, non-pervy discussions and Kinks SisYay wasn't even a twinkle in our eyes. That said, I wouldn't go back. The other threads and boards really do seem boring in comparison. I keep waiting for the hysterical perviness to start up and instead it's all vanilla. Bwah.

missystan

Jan 22, 2004 @ 6:35 pm

Yeah, I'm another one of those lurkers who has become completely corrupted by this thread. I wasn't sure that I had been converted until this morning when one of my professors told us to brainstorm and I nearly bit my tongue off trying not to laugh. Thanks a lot.

boris

Jan 22, 2004 @ 6:38 pm

All of you guys are making me laugh out loud today. Mystic0 your scenario with the "normal" fan had me on the floor. Hot incestuous sister fans unite!

What I would love to see tomorrow (thus, it won't happen) would be Bianca showing up post-nacho and going aggro on Erica and the Fusion Troll's asses. That way, I'd get the satisfaction of seeing her rip up Erica, those backstabbing harpies and as a bonus, there would be a hot Pissed!Off!Bianca. Then she could make googly eyes at Kendall.

Black Knight

Jan 22, 2004 @ 6:41 pm

missystan, that's hysterical. Hee. I love that we can never look at the word "brainstorm" again. And now that "acquitted" has been Kinksed, any one of us who ever goes on jury duty is going to have to be careful. Snerk.

That way, I'd get the satisfaction of seeing her rip up Erica, those backstabbing harpies and as a bonus, there would be a hot Pissed!Off!Bianca. Then she could make googly eyes at Kendall.

If that happened, I would smoke a cigarette. No, I would smoke a whole pack. Just reading your fantasy makes me want to smoke a cigarette. Damn. Way to push all my buttons there.

Mystic0

Jan 22, 2004 @ 6:50 pm

I do feel the sudden urge to state for the record that once upon a time, this was a relatively normal thread in which we had long, involved, non-pervy discussions

True, but I sure as hell didn't laugh as much back then. Thank you for showing us the way, Pervy.

I wasn't sure that I had been converted until this morning when one of my professors told us to brainstorm and I nearly bit my tongue off trying not to laugh. Thanks a lot.

Hee! My side hurts, I'm laughing so hard. Ow.

What I would love to see tomorrow (thus, it won't happen) would be Bianca showing up post-nacho and going aggro on Erica and the Fusion Troll's asses.

Hey, I wouldn't screw with Bianca when she's on a nacho high. That might add to an already impressive swing. Ouch, man.

onewomanshow

Jan 22, 2004 @ 6:51 pm

missystan, BWAH! Welcome aboard! Peppervodkatini?

I mean, Lena's been around, well, every block and some 19 year old whips her? Astounding. Poor Lena...

Well, I've always assumed that one should imagine the one sexual thing that you've fantasized about but would be too embarassed to ask someone to do to you. . .then multiply it times ten. *shudders* Damn. Binky. . .

That way, I'd get the satisfaction of seeing her rip up Erica, those backstabbing harpies and as a bonus, there would be a hot Pissed!Off!Bianca. Then she could make googly eyes at Kendall.

Then take Kendall's hand, "Come on, this is no place for you." Then lead her back into the courtroom. . .*eyes watering* Oh. . .Kinks. . .

Black Knight

Jan 22, 2004 @ 7:03 pm

Hey, I wouldn't screw with Bianca when she's on a nacho high.

Oh, I would. Screw, that is. ;-)

Sex with Bianca in that state might damn well kill me, but at least I'd die happy.

Then take Kendall's hand, "Come on, this is no place for you." Then lead her back into the courtroom. . .*eyes watering* Oh. . .Kinks. . .

That's it. (runs off to buy a cigarette)

Mystic0

Jan 22, 2004 @ 7:05 pm

Well, I've always assumed that one should imagine the one sexual thing that you've fantasized about but would be too embarassed to ask someone to do to you. . .then multiply it times ten.

*gulp*

I guess that answers that.

Black Knight, grab me a pack while you're out, k?.

Black Knight

Jan 22, 2004 @ 7:08 pm

Hee, that works, especially if you also consider the amount of time likely spent by Bianca. I always figured that night was like 90% Bianca and 10% Lena reciprocating. Why do you think Bianca slept so late the next morning? She'd been doing all the work. Hee.

(tosses Mystic0 a pack of Dunhills)

Mystic0

Jan 22, 2004 @ 7:15 pm

(tosses Mystic0 a pack of Dunhills)

Thanks, pal.

Well, I'd guess the Binkster had a lot of extra energy to contribute. It had been quite the while since the last time Bianca had scored. I'm sure Lena was thankful.

onewomanshow

Jan 22, 2004 @ 7:17 pm

Oh, I would. Screw, that is. ;-)

Oh, I think there are worse fates than winding up another devoted Kane Woman Slave.

Hey, I wouldn't screw with Bianca when she's on a nacho high. That might add to an already impressive swing. Ouch, man.

Well, that may not necessarily be a bad thing. It all depends on where she's aiming. . .I went too far, didn't I?

*climbs under sled*

Black Knight

Jan 22, 2004 @ 7:17 pm

I'm sure Lena was thankful.

Thankful, and whipped...

Come on out from under the sled, onewomanshow. You weren't that pervy. I'm sure we'll come up with something much worse very shortly.

Mystic0

Jan 22, 2004 @ 7:22 pm

One does have to choose their words carefully around here, I see.

(snicker)

onewomanshow

Jan 22, 2004 @ 7:30 pm

Thanks, Black Knight. *climbs from under sled* *shakes hair Erica Kane style* It was way too sooty under there.

CKD

Jan 22, 2004 @ 8:03 pm

From SOD:
On Tuesday, February 3, Bianca receives a welcome surprise.

Oh, I simply cannot imagine what we're going to to do that spoiler.

Mysticks Muse

Jan 22, 2004 @ 8:18 pm

And now that "acquitted" has been Kinksed, any one of us who ever goes on jury duty is going to have to be careful.

I'm never going to be able to practice criminal law now. Ever.

I think we'll get the Binks/Fusion smackdown before it's all over, assuming the Kinks lovechild lives long enough to be born.

Sappy

Jan 22, 2004 @ 8:21 pm

From SOD:
On Tuesday, February 3, Bianca receives a welcome surprise.

Yeah, finally a smooch from Kendall. Pervy all the way.

luv2surf

Jan 22, 2004 @ 8:29 pm

Okay, another first timer here (not to AMC obviously, but this thread, hell yes). I didn't really know what to expect or if you peeps would be game or not for me to post an exhilarating and entlightening tv moment today, but I am pleasantly surprised and think y'all might enjoy it:

So I'm watching crazy Cindi from northwest afternoon today, she does the soap bit and she's telling us about the boring het stuff blah blah straightcakes...THEN she says coming up tomorrow I have some great Kenlee stuff for you guys. Oh wait, did I say Kenlee, um..yeah. I meant Kendall of course blah blah backpedalcakes.

Me: Whee! Holy crap, did you hear that? Roomie: Uh, what. No. Huh?
Me: OMG, this shit is going mainstream yo!

Yeah, I was stoked, I thought it was frickin hilarious. And after reading this:

think of some nice person stopping by because they want to tell the world how great it is that Edmund and Maria are back together

I have to admit, that's what I was afraid of finding when I got here. Cause, dude, its all bout the slash lovin but word on the other threads not really going there. Instead you lot do the show justice and it's highly enjoyable at that.

So, cheers and keep on shipping. I have classes during AMC this semester and tapes are not an option, but I will visit for the occasional drink here at Chateau of the Damned to share any gutterbrained thoughts. I'm very appreciative of y'all, *to Pervy and sled* "Drive on my good man!"

SkiffyPup

Jan 22, 2004 @ 8:44 pm

So I'm watching crazy Cindi from northwest afternoon today, she does the soap bit and she's telling us about the boring het stuff blah blah straightcakes...THEN she says coming up tomorrow I have some great Kenlee stuff for you guys. Oh wait, did I say Kenlee, um..yeah. I meant Kendall of course blah blah backpedalcakes.

Thanks for that. Love2surf! Cindi has a site out there somewhere .. we should send an ambassador over to post a love note! I nominate you, L2S.

This just made my fucking MONTH!

RE: The unseen Lena/Bianca sex. I think it was %50/%50. But it was the 1st time Lena made love with someone. Sure she's had plenty of sex, but Lena was a LOVE VIRGIN. Bianca had more experience in that department. In any case, love is the part of sex that makes the passionate experiences attach deep in your mind and keeps your head from going to places like, "I bet this looks rediculous ... glad there isn't a mirror."

But that said, I'm sure they both had mad skills.

Hey, think we can get Cindi Reinhart to mention Kinks next? BWAH! LOLOL! I am dyin'. I cannot stop laughing.

Black Knight

Jan 22, 2004 @ 9:04 pm

I'm never going to be able to practice criminal law now. Ever.

Snerk. Oops. Well, the Kinks is worth your lost livelihood, right? ;)

assuming the Kinks lovechild lives long enough to be born.

I've been optimistic up to now, but all the naming talk, as gleeful as the thought of Kendall Jr. makes me, is starting to worry me slightly now. Naming a baby before birth is usually a sure soap sign that the baby will not be okay. Binks, hold fast! Don't officially christen that baby yet!

Sappy, you rule. Not only would that be a welcome surprise to Binks, it'd be a welcome surprise to all us Kinks lovers. Damn, now whatever it is, I'm going to be disappointed.

Hee on Cindi slipping up and saying Kenlee. It's okay, Cindi. Just admit you're a closet HoYay fan and have done with it.

But it was the 1st time Lena made love with someone. Sure she's had plenty of sex, but Lena was a LOVE VIRGIN.

You romantic softie, you. And if Lena had gotten down with anyone other than a Kane woman that night, I'd even buy it. But the Kane Power is real and will not be denied. Hee.

Black Knight

Jan 22, 2004 @ 9:04 pm

aaaaaaand the server causes me to double-post for the first time in a while. Damn.

onewomanshow

Jan 22, 2004 @ 9:13 pm

I feel that if we got ourselves an Eden/Alicia joint interview, now that would really be getting somewhere. By the way, "Kenlee" as a moniker originated here, right? "Grendall" too?

SkiffyPup

Jan 22, 2004 @ 9:13 pm

You romantic softie, you. And if Lena had gotten down with anyone other than a Kane woman that night, I'd even buy it. But the Kane Power is real and will not be denied. Hee.

yeah. Okay. You're right. And that's why I'm saying it's true true love. Lena had an oportunity to tell the tricks ordering Kendall that she'd be happy to be involved in her plan, but she'd need her boss' help with brainstorming and execution to pull it off as a team.

SkiffyPup

Jan 22, 2004 @ 9:15 pm

It's safe to assume that all the HoYay names originate here, I think.
Kenlle was a topic waaaay back on the old board even.

gspiggott

Jan 22, 2004 @ 9:21 pm

I think the baby should be called Sugar Kane.

Black Knight

Jan 22, 2004 @ 9:24 pm

Yup, I remember Kenlee being bandied about last spring. And I know Kinks originated here. Ahem. luv2surf, you came to the exact right place to post that Cindi bit. Hee.

And that's why I'm saying it's true true love. Lena had an oportunity to tell the tricks ordering Kendall that she'd be happy to be involved in her plan, but she'd need her boss' help with brainstorming and execution to pull it off as a team.

Bwah! The cynical side of me points out that Lena may not be aware that mad bedroom skills is a Kane Woman thing. Hee...oh, all right. I'll stop being aggravating and give you your props. It is genuinely true love for Lena. The utter lack of sexual interest in others, though, is clearly the Kane Power in action. After all, it's been months for the HPF and loving one person doesn't mean never being attracted to others.

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