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[minneapple]

"Brown doesn't give degrees in Slut."

I love Bitch Blair. And this is such a great bitchy high school girl quote.

[TeeVee329]

Blair: Thanks to the Ostroff Treatment Center, one of our students has gotten clean and sober...for now.

[SassandtheCity]

It's the pause and the "For Now" that made me absolutely love Blair.

[Siren17]

Jenny: I'm your little sister...it's what I do!

Not so much the line itself, but the way she said it. Completely adorable.

[TeeVee329]

Blair: Do I smell...pork?

Ha! Leighton nailed that delivery.

[mollyann]

Blair: Do I smell...pork?

Oh, but you left out the best part! "Do I smell...pork? And...cheese?"

What is it about cheese that makes everything funnier?

[M in Phila]

GG: "Is that a tear in my eye? No, just allergies."

[uncommonwoman]

Paraphrasing and open to corrections...

GG: "You didn't hear it from me but there comes a time in every girl's life when she realizes her mother is crazier than her."

Chuck: "As much as I love the lecture on the evils of material things from someone wearing that much hair product."

[hellosunshine24]

Paraphrasing:

Blair: "This is Nolita, not No Shower!"

Gossip Girl: "As much as a BFF can make you go WTF.."

This post has been edited by hellosunshine24: Oct 11, 2007 @ 1:17 pm.

[shadyunltd]

Dan (to Chuck): "Hey, anytime man. That black eye looks a little lonely."

This post has been edited by shadyunltd: Oct 14, 2007 @ 11:57 pm.

[TeeVee329]

Blair: Little Jenny Humphrey...you don't have any plans, you're coming to the soiree.

I loved how, when she delivered the line, it was a command and not a question and that the "you don't have any plans" part came out sounding like "you're a total loser."

ETA...

Erik (to Serena): It was nice to be outside, at night, and talk to someone who isn't you or Mom...even if it was Blair...no offense.

Blair (saucily): None taken.

This post has been edited by TeeVee329: Oct 18, 2007 @ 10:55 am.

[hellosunshine24]

Lily: Either Dan Humphrey is an alias, or your son's just not very popular!

[YuppieLawyer]

Erik (to Serena): It was nice to be outside, at night, and talk to someone who isn't you or Mom...even if it was Blair...no offense.

Blair (saucily): None taken.

You beat me to it! That was awesome.

[shalia19]

Anybody remember Blair's lines from the druggi act:

Something like " Lorazapam all the Pams, I really don't discriminate"

I cracked up at that.

[mollyann]

Erik (to Serena): It was nice to be outside, at night, and talk to someone who isn't you or Mom...even if it was Blair...no offense.

Blair (saucily): None taken

I think that was my favorite line delivery of the night. She was just so cheerful.