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[Inquisitionist]

Tracy: ...Before she lights your sneakers on fire in the bathtub!

I loved this one because I saw it as a reference to Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez.

And for the uninitiated among us, that reference would be.... ?? Thanks!

This post has been edited by Inquisitionist: Nov 17, 2007 @ 9:10 pm.

[mightymos]

Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, pigeon - have some self-respect! Don't you know you could fly?

So just now, I'm giving a friend of mine a pep talk over IM. And I used this line to make a point about not taking crap from an exboyfriend. It's actually quite profound if you think about it... or I should not take TV so seriously.

[Ghanima]

Tracy: ...Before she lights your sneakers on fire in the bathtub!

I loved this one because I saw it as a reference to Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez.

And for the uninitiated among us, that reference would be.... ?? Thanks!

Left Eye set her boyfriend's (Atlanta Falcon's Andre Rison) house on fire when she set fire to a pair of his sneakers in the bathtub, the fire spread out of control burning down the house.

This post has been edited by Ghanima: Nov 17, 2007 @ 9:56 pm.

[Bonita Applebum]

Lutz: Ape attack! Ape Attack!

[StaceyRosie]

It's nearly a week later and I am still laughing at, "God I want to kiss you on the mouth to stop you from saying such ridiculous things."

And, "PANTS! PANTS! PANTS! PANTS! PANTS!"

[luckyshamrock]

My favorite quote is the one when Jack is telling Liz how he grew and inch and a half by sheer willpower, but I can't remember how it goes. Can anyone help? I would check my DVDs but I can't remember the episode.

I also love every reference to Cleveland in the Cleveland episode.

"If everyone moved to their favorite vacation spot, then everyone would live in Italy and Hawaii and Cleveland." I may be biased as a born and raised Clevelander:-)

The first quote that made me die laughing though was, "I am a Jedi! I am a Jedi!"

And if anyone wants to transcribe the scene where Liz is describing all the happy times with Dennis (which all involve food) I would love you forever.

[arc]

luckyshamrock, I'm pretty sure it's from "Jack-tor":

Once I set my mind to something, I have to accomplish it. Ten years ago, I was an inch-and-a-half shorter than I am today. Sheer willpower.

[luckyshamrock]

Yep, you're right! I rewatched that one today. One of the best episodes. Another great line is when Liz finds out Tracy actually can read and he says, "I even have a online blog called MUSINGS." All in the delivery.

[Shelwood]

Sadly, I have watched that episode so many times that I know the exact quote is: "I even have a column in Ebony called Musings."

[JakeyIsSusan]

Juvie Baseball Player: Someday, I'll have an office like this ... to clean.

Liz: It's 1 AM, wow.
Jamie: Yeah, I was thinking we could go to Marquee later, but they only serve drinks until 4, but I know of this great afterparty in Brooklyn!
Liz: Im 37! Please don't make me go to Brooklyn.

Liz: I have plans tonight.
Jack: Let me guess, a meatball sub with extra bread and a bottle of Nyquil? Tivo'd Top Chef? A little Bonnie Raitt and lights out?
Liz: No ...
Jack : Oh, so you won't mind me saying that Casey gets voted out tonight.
Liz: You monster! Why must you be like this?!

Tracy: You can't wear blue in Knuckle Beach! Which is too bad, 'cuz jeans go with everything!

Jamie: Oh, there's a new bartender! Maybe I can get him to serve me something.

This post has been edited by JakeyIsSusan: Dec 1, 2007 @ 1:59 am.

[StaceyRosie]

Jenna: I like the blonde streaks it's very Simon Le Bon
Jaime: Who?

[Bachmann]

Liz (referring to Jaime): Give it up, Jenna, you're talking to an ultrasound.

[Bonita Applebum]

Tracy: Betrayal. Semi-colon. What Really Happened With My Baseball Team. Comma. Disaster at Knuckle Beach. Question mark.

Another Iraq dig...
Tracy: "Just because I don't support Jack Doughany doesn't mean I don't support the kids"

Gay guy in motorcyle outfit: You make us look soo bad!

ETA: Thanks Mars. That makes the quote even more hi-larious.

This post has been edited by Bonita Applebum: Nov 30, 2007 @ 2:37 pm.

[TWoP Mars]

Tracy: Betrayal. Semi-colon. What Really Happened With My Baseball Team. Comma. Disaster at Knuckle Beach. Period.

Except it was "Question mark" instead of "Period" at the end, if I remember right.

[exquisitliltart]

One of my faves of the night:
Liz: "Come on, that's not how it works, you can't just be gay for one person. Unless... you're a lady and you meet Ellen."