» Celebrity Rap Superstar: And Hip Hop Cries Options

[Doom]

I don't know whose idea this was, but yay (sike) we get to see Perez Hilton learn how to rap from Tone Loc. And which of us wasn't waiting for that to happen with bated breath?

Here's the summary:

The stars are literally lining up for Celebrity Rap Superstar. There's a seemingly endless supply of notables out there who want to be hip-hop superstars and are eager to show off their skills on the mic. Now MTV is going to give eight lucky celebrities hailing from the worlds of music, TV, film, sports and more a chance to compete in a thrilling winner-takes-all rap battle.

Who will be able to bring the heat? Can blogarazzi blabbermouth Perez Hilton out rhyme rocker Sebastian Bach? Will it be Playboy model Kendra Wilkinson, Laguna Beach/The Hills bad boy Jason Wahler or actress Shar Jackson who can drop mad science? Or will it be actress/singer Countess Vaughn, actor Efren Ramirez or former NFL player Jamal Anderson who proves they have what it takes to bring the noise?

And what's in it for them? Six figures worth of street cred, that's what. Yup, the winner is gonna walk away with mad money and mad respect!

I can't wait to experience the suckage that this show will be. Jamal Anderson will win, I bet.

[rosario]

Perez Hilton? Rapping? Now this I gotta see....

This post has been edited by rosario: Aug 28, 2007 @ 5:56 pm.

[nonnybaby]

we get to see Perez Hilton learn how to rap from Tone Loc. And which of us wasn't waiting for that to happen with bated breath?

I personally am waiting with bated breath for the wretched ad to stop appearing on TWOP's site so I don't have to look at that yucky man Perez Hilton. I know we're not supposed to talk about the boards on the boards (sorry!)

Y'all enjoy the show!

[evil jesus]

Some guy with a blog is considered a celebrity now? I don't even know what he sounds like.

[lovinbob]

that yucky man Perez Hilton

Why is Perez so dirty looking? He reminds me of funky cheese. It's as if I can smell his hangover from here.

[ilovebacon]

Is it wrong to hope Perez gets shot in some East-coast/West-coast showdown? I HATE him...

[Rina99]

Damn, Jamal. I guess it has been a long time since that Superbowl appearance. And Jason? Really? Damn you MTV and your trashy reality shows!

[SVNBob]

RE: the banner ad. The real question is not "Can Tone Loc teach [skeevy blogger bastard] to rap?" but "Should Tone Loc teach [skeevy blogger bastard] to rap?".

And the answer is an emphatic "NO!"

R.I.P. Tone Loc's street cred.

[RyanCrowell]

That banner ad is going to give me nightmares! What is Perez wearing? A plus-sized version of the type of baby clothes you get at a yard sale? One of Mrs. Loopner's housecoats? How does he even get on these shows? You don't see Drudge or the Go Fug Yourself girls being invited on all these trashy programs. Is he a big ratings draw? Did his scintillating appearance on "Dirt" make him a force in the industry?

[redbirds]

Can someone e-mail me when they take that god awful picture of Perez Hilton off this web site.

I may have to boycott for awhile.

[smileystar78]

Is it wrong to hope Perez gets shot in some East-coast/West-coast showdown? I HATE him..

Great idea.

Can someone e-mail me when they take that god awful picture of Perez Hilton off this web site.

lol, seriously. At least on MTV I can turn the channel when I see the ads for this show.

[CitizenKang]

Sorry that this post does not have an original idea, but I.HATE.PEREZ.HILTON. I hate his ugly face, his fashion, his stupid website, his personality, and the fact that VH1 thinks he is worthy of a show (that other show where he has gossip or something). I hope this show gets horrible ratings and that he gets blamed.

[AD35]

First of all, why is this show on MTV? This sounds more like a VH-1 show. Secondly, where's Suge Knight when you need him to put a hit out on someone? Third why in the world do the tv ads keep showing Perez Hilton? And finally, why in the hell is this show on MTV?

[blamecoffee]

Ugh, I'm looking forward to this show starting so they take the banners off the TWoP forums and I don't have to look at Perez's disgusting visage. Seriously that guy is so retarded. His blog is made of up of stolen photographs that he photoshops toilet humor onto. How in the hell did he get popular in the first place? And why is he worthy of an MTV (albeit poorly-developed) reality show?

The banner ads make me throw up a little in my mouth.

This show has such little potential as it is -- who wants to watch celebrities attempt to rap? And now they can't even get real celebrities. Stupid.

[NoirCommeMoi]

R.I.P. Tone Loc's street cred.

I don't know. I'm hard pressed to remember a time when the dude who sings Funky Cold Medina ever actually had street cred.

The fact the Kendra Wilson and my girlcrush, MC Lyte, will be on this show pretty much guarantees that I'm in for at least one episode. After watching Kendra run around the Playboy Mansion proclaiming herself a pimp and asking Hef for a grill for her birthday makes me eager to see what she can do.

ITA Perez Hilton and that banner. Gah. I wish he would go away.