» The Twelve Days Of Supernatural Options

[Demian]

Holiday stupidity for your posting pleasure.

No real rules. If your line scans correctly, bonus! Even better if it's, you know, funny, but with all The Woobie on this damn show, I'll not be surprised if many of the entries are all emo and barf-tastic. Also, since people in these parts are so screenshot-happy, linkage is encouraged.

I'll start:

On the first day of Supernatural, El Deano gave to me
A well-filled pair of boxer-briefs.

(And anyone who can find an appropriate photograph to go with that line should feel free to add the link.)

(Oh, and by the way: This thread will remain open through the actual twelfth day of Christmas.)

[efh]

On the second day of Supernatual, El Deano gave to me
Two perfect shins,
And a A well-filled pair of boxer-briefs.

[Demian]

Yep. And then on to whatever else strikes your fancy, like Metallicar, or Ellen, or Daddy Shut Up, or The Ceiling Demon, etc.

[Beansidhe]

On the second day of Supernatual, El Deano gave to me

Three clever snarks,
Two perfect shins,
And a well-filled pair of boxer-briefs.

[jerslix]

On the fourth day of Supernatual, El Deano gave to me

Four leering come-ons
Three clever snarks,
Two perfect shins,
And a well-filled pair of boxer-briefs.

[bethy]

On the fifth day of Supernatural El Deano gave to me

FIVE Angst-y looooks
Four leering come-ons
Three clever snarks,
Two perfect shins,
And a well-filled pair of boxer-briefs.

[CarsonMcKay]

Six son-of-a-bitches
Five Angst-y looooks
Four leering come-ons
Three clever snarks,
Two perfect shins,
And a well-filled pair of boxer-briefs.

[Anthrophile]

On the seventh day of Supernatural, El Deano gave to me

Seven auto beat-downs
Six son-of-a-bitches
Fiiiiive Angst-y looooks!
Four leering come-ons
Three clever snarks,
Two perfect shins,
And a well-filled pair of boxer-briefs.


(What! It's been on my mind. :-)

[TeleRaven]

Dammit she beat me!

[karasu amagoi]

On the eghth day of Supernatural, El Deano gave to me

Eight PiPs a-praying
Seven auto beat-downs
Six son-of-a-bitches
Fiiiiive Angst-y looooks!
Four leering come-ons
Three clever snarks,
Two perfect shins,
And a well-filled pair of boxer-briefs.

[sweet loretta]

On the ninth day of Supernatural, El Deano gave to me

Nine pool games hustled,
Eight PiPs a-praying,
Seven auto beat-downs,
Six son-of-a-bitches,
Fiiiiive Angst-y looooks!
Four leering come-ons,
Three clever snarks,
Two perfect shins,
And a well-filled pair of boxer-briefs.

[Area Woman]

On the tenth day of Supernatural, El Deano gave to me

Ten mini quiches,
Nine pool games hustled,
Eight PiPs a-praying,
Seven auto beat-downs,
Six son-of-a-bitches,
Fiiiiive Angst-y looooks!
Four leering come-ons,
Three clever snarks,
Two perfect shins,
And a well-filled pair of boxer-briefs.

[Blucasbabe]

On the tenth day of Supernatural, El Deano gave to me

Ten mullet rock songs
Nine pool games hustled,
Eight PiPs a-praying,
Seven auto beat-downs,
Six son-of-a-bitches,
Fiiiiive Angst-y looooks!
Four leering come-ons,
Three clever snarks,
Two perfect shins,
And a well-filled pair of boxer-briefs.

[lynzibell]

On the twelfth day of Supernatural, El Deano gave to me

Twelve rock star aliases,
Eleven mullet rock songs,
Ten mini quiches,
Nine pool games hustled,
Eight PiPs a-praying,
Seven auto beat-downs,
Six son-of-a-bitches,
Fiiiiive Angst-y looooks!
Four leering come-ons,
Three clever snarks,
Two perfect shins,
And a well-filled pair of boxer-briefs.

[efh]

*applauds*

On the first day of Supernatural my Sammy gave to me,
A lovely twitch of his pec.