» Supernatural Haiku: What Rhymes with 'Shut Up, Sam'? Options

[AaarghUsername]

Grinning, creepy clowns
Terrified you as a kid;
Fucking Steven King.

So, your dad is dead;
We all feel your pain but, Dean?
Seventeen times, dude!

Your brother’s stormed out
He won’t say what he’s feeling;
Watch some porn instead.

Skinny little blonde
Stuck in a box by H. H.
Dean, Sam: Leave her there.

Is this okay to start a haiku thread, or should it go in another place?

[Demian]

Completely okay. I'm surprised this show hasn't had one long before now.

This post has been edited by Demian: Nov 6, 2006 @ 9:12 pm.

[CarsonMcKay]

I think I've found another addiction:

Daddy Winchester
And that damn [fucking] Colt
Sacrificed for Dean

Black Metallicar
Playing AC/DC
And the Led Zepplin

[AaarghUsername]

Completely okay.

Yay. I've addled my brain writing my crappy NaNoWriMo novel, so crappy haiku is as much as I can manage right now.

John Winchester's dead
And even though he is gone
EVERYTHING is his fault

[jerslix]

Guns, knives and rock salt
All tools of the hunting trade
Metallicar roars


The pistol nestles
in the small of Sam's sweet back
Fan girls go weak-kneed

Cannibal Benders
The real monsters are human
hunting men for sport

Ducky lips, eyebrows
deep green eyes, fivearms, that ass....
Hey Jensen! Call me!

This post has been edited by jerslix: Nov 6, 2006 @ 9:38 pm.

[Uranium]

Supernatural fan-
fiction is a scary world.
Please, resist the slash!

Bleeding eyes, the Big
Secret, is John in Hell now?
Answers, Kripke, stat!


A student's obsession:

12:30 in the
morning, posting here instead
of writing paper.

[Acid Penguins]

Oh, Jensen. How is
it that your neck elicits
licking impulses?

Sorry Demian,
I could not help it. The man
just has that effect.

A student's obsession:

In the same vein:

A week meant for ex-
am revision, used for fan-
girling Supernatural.

Oh, Kripke. How I'll
love you forever if you
can get rights to Queen.

Jo, why don't you go
back to playing with your dolls?
Stop wasting our time.

Oh Metallicar,
Your sexy growl and shiny
black paint job...love you!

This post has been edited by Acid Penguins: Nov 7, 2006 @ 1:02 am.

[Uranium]

John Winchester: An Ode in Three Parts

Oh, daddy John, how
can you be both beautiful
and angrifying?

Seriously, dude,
your eyelashes are distract-
ing me from the hate.

Oh, who am I kid-
ding? I can't hate you, man! You
gave us Dean and Sam!

This post has been edited by Uranium: Nov 7, 2006 @ 1:19 am.

[Beansidhe]

Hot, dead Shut Up John,
Gone, and we are left with This?
Roadhouse dingaling.

Jensen's pretty eyes,
JPad's hair in scrunchie-tails.
Working over scenes?

This post has been edited by Beansidhe: Nov 7, 2006 @ 12:01 pm.

[AaarghUsername]

The camera pans
Slowly over Jensen's thighs
Rewind; watch again...

Dear Armadillo
Why won't you just fucking die?
Dead Zombadillo

He rips off his shirt
So the fangirls explode - then
Rips off his skin. Ew.

Plastic!Winchester
Sam *is having a vision*
Then *rock music plays*

This post has been edited by AaarghUsername: Nov 7, 2006 @ 2:48 pm.

[Beansidhe]

Perky Jo Harvelle,
So good at sucking at loud.
We just need the boys.

[AaarghUsername]

I can't stop this. Haiku is the new nail-biting.

Raoul will cut you
For all the shrieking you do;
Shrieking is his LIFE.

My mind's a gutter
Because Jensen's new movie's
Called "Ten Inch Hero".

[sweet loretta]

Sam in a towel
Is it getting hot in here?
Look at those muscles!

Goddamn you, Kripke!
What will it take to get one
measly brotherhug?

Oh, while we're at it,
would it kill you to throw in
a little kiss, too?

[karasu amagoi]

Cleaning guns can wait
The winter rain is peaceful
Sammy need his sleep

[Blucasbabe]

He stands in sewer;
Dean is taking off his shirt!
Ewww, and also skin.





Itching powder prank.
Sammy scratching his privates?
Always a good time.

This post has been edited by Blucasbabe: Nov 8, 2006 @ 8:04 pm.