» HoYay: Wandering Eyes in the Locker Room Options

[Genius]

There's gotta be some, agreed? Here's to teen jocks ambiguously hugging and patting each other's butts!

[Darn]

Yeah, this thread should have been called Tight Ends. I mean, come on!

But if any show was made for hoyay it's the one about teenage football players.

[Genius]

Yeah, this thread should have been called Tight Ends. I mean, come on!

I totally agree, but it was already taken. So I figured this was a good alternative. I can't wait for the first "hit the showers!" scene. Let the towel-snapping commence!

This post has been edited by Genius: Aug 22, 2006 @ 12:24 pm.

[funkymunky]

I say we petition to steal the name "Tight Ends" for this thread. It just makes so much more sense, doesn't it?

Please don't talk about the boards on the boards. Let's get off on the right foot here.

This post has been edited by Drunken Bee: Aug 22, 2006 @ 4:14 pm.

[jayseyfield]

Of course there's the question whether there will even be HoYay. This isn't Smallville. :)

Unless you consider boys in towels enough to constitute HoYay.

Please don't talk about the boards on the boards. Let's get off on the right foot here.

This post has been edited by jayseyfield: Aug 22, 2006 @ 4:25 pm.

[seffina]

No no... lingering looks are a necessity for HoYay. So much of the HoYay is in the eyes so I'll take this thread title. But seriously, just looking at tight ends make me think of fine males getting it on.

And I hope there is some of it. They said they are going to deal with current issues like Wal-Martifying of small towns. I would think in current day high school environment there would be sexuality issues to deal with. At the same time, HoYay and sexuality issues are not the same thing. I think all this Benadryl is messing with my English language proficiency.

[Genius]

Unless you consider boys in towels enough to constitute HoYay.

Good enough for me! Though I'll gladly take more.

[DrSnark]

I'm hoping for Smallville-levels of HoYay, or else I'm not watching. C'mon, there's gonna have to be at least one closeted/struggling/yadda yadda guy on the team--how else are they going to have the Very Special Episode That You Cannot Miss of FNL? The Portentious Announcer Guy for NBC has to do something for shows not named Law and Order (or Oddly Titled Sorkin Project)!

[jayseyfield]

how else are they going to have the Very Special Episode That You Cannot Miss of FNL? The Portentious Announcer Guy for NBC has to do something for shows not named Law and Order (or Oddly Titled Sorkin Project)!

Narrator: In a very special episode of Friday Night Lights, one of the players comes out of the closet, but you'll never guess who... *cut to shots of Jason, Tim, Smash, Landry and Saracen*

Friday Night Lights, Tuesdays at 8 on NBC.

I'm hoping for Smallville-levels of HoYay,

I don't think any show can have Smallville-levels of HoYay.

This post has been edited by jayseyfield: Aug 28, 2006 @ 2:53 pm.

[jayseyfield]

Well here's the full scan of the guys in the locker room (clothed) in In Touch Weekly.

This post has been edited by jayseyfield: Sep 12, 2006 @ 3:26 pm.

[mmcdonald64]

I could care less about the boys, show me the coach in the locker room! ;-P

[Genius]

Sadly, none of the guys jump out at me as super-hot, so I guess I'll just be hoping that Coach joins them in the showers!

[19bored]

Edited because at TWoP we don't generally subscribe to the whole "incest leads to emotional damage leads to gayness" theory of sexual orientation.

This post has been edited by Drunken Bee: Sep 22, 2006 @ 10:24 am.

[DrSnark]

Sadly, none of the guys jump out at me as super-hot, so I guess I'll just be hoping that Coach joins them in the showers!

Which would lead up to the Very Special Season Finale Crossover With Law and Order: SVU (really, what's an NBC show without a L&O crossover?)

I bet if FNL does do a Very Special Gay Episode, the Gay Football Player will be a third-stringer we've only seen a few times and after he Comes Out, will never be seen or heard from again.

[robotmonkey]

There had better be some HoYay y'all.
With my psychic mind powers, I'm putting my money on Saracen.