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[Acid Penguins]

Cymbal Monkey

Our evil plan is in motion. Muahaha (as lightning strikes in the background).

Vith varmest regards,
Snuggle Bear

This post has been edited by Acid Penguins: Oct 27, 2006 @ 7:44 pm.

[Beansidhe]

Snuggle Bear,

Dude, don't even think it. Your ass is flammable, you know, along with the rest of you. And don't even get me started on that creepy-ass monkey. Or, you know, on second thought... do.

Dean's Zippo

[lynzibell]

OMG you all are hilarious. Just catching up on everything! Loving Metallicar and JEMW's love affair! I can't remember what JAKT stands for though! Keep it up!

This post has been edited by lynzibell: Oct 27, 2006 @ 11:01 pm.

[efh]

*from deep in the shadows*

clang! clang! clang!

The Cymbal Monkey

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*notable absence of clanging*

[whisper]
Snuggle Bear,

Hehe, yes. Hehe.

The Cymbal Monkey[/whisper]

This post has been edited by efh: Oct 27, 2006 @ 11:26 pm.

[GreySea]

What?? Who said anything about a love affair??

*second hand twitches*

And that's John's Ass Kicker Truck to you, Ms. Lynzi!

~JEMW

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*laughs and points*

Oh man... wait'll everyone hears you're in LOOOOOOOOVE!

~JLJ

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JLJ,

Don't make me find some grapefruit juice to douse you with.

~JEMW

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JEMW,

Ooooh TOUCHY!

~JLJ

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JLJ,

Shut up, dead hide.

~JEMW

[Acid Penguins]

Psst Cymbal Monkey

Zey von't know vat hit them. Muahahaha! *puts fingertips of both hands together in evil plotting*

Snuggle Bear

This post has been edited by Acid Penguins: Oct 28, 2006 @ 7:58 am.

[CaffieneKitty]

Hey Everybody!

Hi! I haven't really seen much of any of you, but I just thought I'd say it's so sad that you all being so mean to each other! So perk up, keep your tail in the air and say a big "Howdy!" to the thing that's closest to you! Let's all be buddies!!! Yay!

Frisky Armadillo

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Everyone.

Please kill it. Kill it now.

Clown Mobile

[Godmother]

Acid Penguins, you are cracking me up! The Snuggles bear is indeed eeevil to the bone.

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Andy's Van,

The "What Not To Detail" -people came up to me once and told me that fuchsia is the new black. According to them, I should have given it a go. The salt the guns and Rock Salt packed on them is still burning their asses. So no, I did not contact them.

Have it your way, girl, it's your paint job and your interior. All I'm saying is that it was *me* that the Jeep parked across the street was checking out, not you. Those tricycles, however, were definitely laughing at *you*.

My boys and girls have my back. What's your dong-bong gonna do?

--Metallicar
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Guns,

Deano always calls me baby. I call him that, too. He practically is my baby.

April 21st, 1978, The Lawrence Rialto Drive-In about three months before it closed for good. Had to sit through the whole double bill, too. Mary had just been out of town for 2 weeks visiting her cousin. She and John were just really happy to see each other again. I remember it like it was yesterday.

--Metallicar
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Lynzibell,

When items have known each other as long as JEMW and I have, they develop a certain fondness and bond between each other. The fact remains, though, that he's a watch and I'm a car. I'd crush him. So we resign to the playful banter instead.

--Metallicar
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Dean,

Baby, I forgot one thing.
REO SPEEDWAGON?!?!?!?
What the hell is wrong with you?
If you even think about sticking a fucking Alphaville tape into me so help me God....

Love,
Metallicar

This post has been edited by Godmother: Oct 28, 2006 @ 4:17 am.

[hrlo]

Cymbal Monkey, Snuggle Bear, and other assorted objects of evil,

Don't forget, any time y'guys need me, I'll be here. *burps* *scratches beer belly*

-- Garbage Disposal

This post has been edited by hrlo: Oct 28, 2006 @ 7:58 am.

[efh]

[whisper from somewhere underneath Brackish Sink of Watery Death]

Garbage Disposal,

Hehe, yes, hehe. We will keep you in mind, hehe.

The Cymbal Monkey
[/whisper]

[bethy]

Dean. Dude. Do you see this guy?

Yeah. Good. The gun. Keep that with you.

Hey! Buddy! Hands off the paint jo... What? Oh. Thanks. Well, yeah, 67 was the best year for Impalas. And my Dean just rebuilt me so...

*chuckles*

Oh, Dean, stop. I know you'd never let me go.

Can you have me? Did you not hear...?

Wait. WHAT?! Don't!

DEEEEEAAAAAAAANNNNN!

[efh]

[whisper from somewhere in the shadows]

The Frisky Armadillo,

Hehe, come, hehe. I will be your friend, hehe.

clang! clang! clang! *leers*

The Cymbal Monkey

[/whisper]

This post has been edited by efh: Oct 28, 2006 @ 10:33 pm.

[Acid Penguins]

Glad you like it, Godmother. It’s fun being evil heheh

And efh that was frackin awesome!

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Garbage Disposal

Your services are immensely appreciated, Garbage Disposal. Ve’ll be in touch. *looks down nose at the burping*

Snuggle Bear

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Cymbal Monkey

Use your cymbals vell. If zey happen to not vork as expected, I‘m sure ze garbage disposal vill have no problems dealing vith ze damned armadillo. *lightning strikes*

Snuggle Bear

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Dean’s Zippo

You, and all your little friends, vill soon be begging for our mercy, and I vill remember your little “threat.”

Snuggle Bear

[Zanne]

Dean-

Dude. No, seriously, DUDE. How could you let her do that to me?

REO Speedwagon?! Dude, I am so disappointed. I find a true member of the Brotherhood of Rock and he lets me down when I need him the most. I was begging you to pull the plug, to be an angel of mercy, and what do you do? You banter.

I feel so violated.

DUDE. Just so you know, I've scratched all the Metallica CDs in my rack. Next time you want to rock hard, you're gonna have to shake your ass to Sarah McLachlan like the pansy-asses at that yuppie bar down the road.

Loser.

May The Captain and Tenielle Sing You To Your Rest,

The Permanently Scarred Jukebox

This post has been edited by Zanne: Oct 29, 2006 @ 1:27 am.

[Beansidhe]

Snuggle Bear,

Beg? We don't beg. And you do remember my associates Flare Gun, and Flaming Can of Bug Spray? That's right, come just a little closer.

Dean's Zippo