» Letters to the Supernatural Characters: Text Me Options

[wolfschild]

Dear New York's Museum of Television and Radio,

For months, all I could think about was watching the Supernatural Paley festival inside your hallowed halls. I'd heard so much about it, and was told you had it in your possession.

When I got to MTR, I reserved it. I could feel the excitment building--I was moments away from Heaven!

And then... then... you informed me it was 'unavailable'.

The fuck?

It's in the computer. It's somewhere in the building. But I can't watch it? Why the bloody hell not? Do you live merely to dangle hope in my face and then dash it upon the rocks?

I am brokenhearted now, because of you, dear MTR. I am a shell. I am--nothing, where once I was something.

I am obsessed. You are cruel. Shall life move on? How can it?

Sincerley, with hopes of you falling into a volcano,

Me.

[Giggling Kat]

Kill them. Salt and burn the building. Must be done.

...

Perhaps I should put the rum down.

[wolfschild]

Believe me, Kat, I thought about it.

[ittybit]

Dear WB,

I cannot express how happy I was last night to see myself in the Supernatural rerun of Asylum.

It was such a joy to shoot my scenes and to see myself when the episode originally aired. And everytime that you re-air my episodes, I can't help myself, I squee with excitement! It's one thing to relive these experiences in my mind, but to see it on TV is something else. I had such happy dreams last night.

I know that whenever you re-air my episodes, fangirls and fanboys everywhere are glued to the screen. And think of all the new fangirls and fanboys that are now obsessed with Supernatural!

I've even been told that I am now approaching something close to legendary status on the internet. (This makes me blush!)

Again, thanks!

The Fence

[mute90]

Sammy-boy,
You gotta cut me some slack here. I'm trying with you and you just keep pushing me away. It hurts man.
Look, this is the deal. You start using me to shred some heads - human or demon, I don't have preferences - I'll ease up on the vision pains. Really, haven't you heard that you cause trouble when you want attention. I just wanted you to notice me! *sniffle* Sorry, getting carried away.
I was hoping this would be a love on first sight deal. Obviously, that's not how it's working out. So, let's start out slow. You know, we'll be aquaintences, make way to friends, friends with benefits, and then (just maybe) we can make some sort of commitment. I like you. You like me. You're just a little freaked at the moment. I understand. I've been told that I move too fast.
I'll move slow. You'll move slow. Smooth riding.
Sincerely
Freaky Abilities a.k.a Demon Bait a.k.a Head Shredder a.k.a Psychic Boy a.k.a Superfreak a.k.a Sam Psychwalker

p.s. What do you think of that last one. I want to make it official. Sam PsychWalker, the force is with him. Then, if we ever had kids, we could - uh, right, moving to fast.

[ittybit]

Yo, Leather Coat of Masculinity Whatever! You too big piece of dead cow.

Have you checked out the TWoP / Supernatural / Quest / Survival Game?
21 - Army Jacket
15 - LCoM (Leather Coat of Masculinity)

I am sooo going to beat your dead ass!

I have my loyal fan girls. The best is efh.
Go Army! Beat LCoM!
Army Jacket ++ It fits better than the LCoM and does not completely cover the JAss, thankyouverymuch.
he rarely wears LCoM if there's a chance the leather will get messed up. If he goes tromping around in the woods, etc. he tends to wear Army. LCoM is just for show.

efh is even bringing others over to voting for me.
You know, I think I'm coming around to Army over LCoM. If LCoM fit like Army does, I think it'd be no contest, but the arguments against LC have been pretty good. - simpatico
and
Army Jacket (I've come over to the dark side.. I do enjoy it more then the LCoM, not so damn bulky) - hjohnson

And then there are the LCoM haters -
LCoM: I hate the LCoM. I am determined to see it go down in flames (so to speak).
and
LCoM: Baggy! Ill-fitting! Body-hiding! - switchhitter33



You are going down!

Army

eta - you're welcome efh. I've had to edit and re-edit to get the links all working - I'm just a little confused at times!
eta2 - to update to current score

This post has been edited by ittybit: Aug 18, 2006 @ 2:58 pm.

[efh]

*blushes*

BWAH! Awesome ittybit!

ETA: OK, now I have to play too:
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Dear LCoM, Army, Hoodies, Red Long-Sleeve Shirt, and Suits,

You're going down!

We have allowed ourselves to be smothered by you for far too long, and we're not taking it anymore. We've already disposed of your allies, the Gray and Brown Jackets and the Plaid Shirts, and now we're coming for you. Be afraid, be very afraid. We expect to add the Black Boxers and the Towel to our revolution, as you have also kept them hidden in the shadows for far too long and they have responded well to our overtures. The fangirls want to see more of us and have put their weight behind us as well. Your days are numbered, so you’d better start getting used to the idea of life at the back of the closet!

Sincerely,

The Gray T-Shirt, the Greyhound T-Shirt and the Black T-Shirt.

Fending Off The Outer Layers!

This post has been edited by efh: Aug 18, 2006 @ 5:54 pm.

[hjohnson]

God I love you guys.

And you too, Army coat ;)

[Demian]

Dear Sam:

CUT YOUR GODDAMNED HAIR.

Kisses,
D.

[bethy]

Dear T-Shirt Brigade,

We don't understand your hostility. Our sole desire, nay purpose, is to care for the Brothers Winchester in their times of desperate emotional and physical need. We, with our soft terrycloth and drawstring hoods allow the boys to heal and brood in safety and security.

We are certainly willing to recognize your unique skills in showing off the Forearms and the Shoulders, and while you do your jobs admirably, surely you can acknowledge that your short sleeves and crew necks are not well-suited for providing the boys with sufficient fabric for optimal snuggling when they are feeling angsty or uhappy.

We are rarely used as layers that conceal you. Dean has turned to the Woobie Hoodie only once and those were extreme circumstances--he was dying for heaven's sake! Now, admittedly, the Hoodie of Angst made more frequent public appearances early in the year, but we all know young Sam was feeling particularly vulnerable during those times. Surely you would not begrudge the poor boy the comfort he sought from HoA at that juncture in his life.

Of course, ultimately, there can be only one (or, in our case, two). Bring it.

Yours sincerely,

The Woobie Hoodie and the Hoodie of Angst

[faninohio]

*is so happy this thread has action again*

[wolfschild]

Oh, I love you all.

----

Dear Hot Poker,

The fuck?! Have you seen me?

Dean's Eye

This post has been edited by wolfschild: Aug 18, 2006 @ 8:22 pm.

[lynzibell]

I love how WOaH is all simpathetic and speaking in soft dulcet tones (or maybe thats just in my head) and very gentle and then they end it with "bring it." Too funny. It brings out the gangster side of hoodies.

[Dahne]

Dear t-shirts and hoodies,

As this conflict appears to be escalating and that makes things quite uncomfortable in the duffle bag, I offer my services as mediator. Since Dean only owns two pairs of jeans, I obviously don't worry about my screen time like hoodies and quite frankly, I have to be seen with both of you. Therefore, I propose that t-shirts continue to be the go-to clothing. They are comfortable and work well with and without the layers. Besides, nothing brings the fans' attention better than you, grey t-shirt. The way you wrap those shoulders and arms causes hyperventilation and hot flashes three counties over. Not to mention, t-shirts work better with grave digging and have less of a risk of catching on fire when salting and burning. As far as practical wear, you cannot be topped.

However, constant wear and tear will leave even the most jaw-dropping "t" looking thready and worn. Therefore, in an attempt at your self-preservation (and my status as most-envied jeans around), I would humbly suggest that hoodies be utilized in frigid weather and times of strong emotional crisis. We must keep those gorgeous shoulders warm, and let's face it! Guys this impressive cannot carry around teddybears (although greyhound t-shirt you are pushing it). Hoodies can provide the same amount of comfort while protecting our macho image. They are also good at eliciting sympathy from hot chicks, increasing our chance to meet some interesting new pieces of clothing.

I feel this compromise would allow all of you to shine by playing to your strengths. However, if you still feel the need to participate in a popularity contest - which I was not even invited to, for shame!- then grey t-shirt, you have to be #1, with hoodies at #2 and black t-shirt #3. It's the only plausible solution, no matter how hard that obnoxious, self-promoting piece of tin, RoB, campaigns. No way man-jewelry beats the wardrobe!

Sincerely,
Dean's non-holey jeans

This post has been edited by Dahne: Aug 19, 2006 @ 1:03 am.

[CaffieneKitty]

Dear LCoM

Can Tham borrow you? I know you're Dean'th, but you're big and thtrong and tough and can protect me from the evil fangirlth. They hate me! They won't leave me alone! I can hide underneath you!

Greyhound T

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Dear Greyhound Shirt

No. I got enough problems of my own! They hate me coz I cover Dean's ass. Come on! Have you seen how often he gets thrown around? That ass they like so much needs some serious protection. Go bug Army.

Leather

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Dearest Army Jacket

Can Tham borrow you? Leather Coat thaid you would help me. The fangirlth hate me and I need protecthion. Pleathe?

Greyhound T

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Dear Doggie shirt

Ha! No way! Like I'd do anything LCoM wanted. What are you worried for, you can hide under the Hoodie of Angst. Him and the Woobie Hoodie are killing us all.

-Army

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Darling Hoodie of Angtht!

Oh, my thaviour and rethcuer! You can protect me! Tham doethn't even need to borrow you from Dean. I'm tho thcared of the fanth! They hate me! Don't they realithe I'm the clothetht thing to a teddy bear Tham has? They think I'm girly, I don't know why. Greyhoundth are very manly creatureth!

Greyhound T

- - -

Hello.

You have reached the Hoodies' personal assistant. The Hoodies are too busy basking in the adoration of fangirls right now to care what you want. Go away.

Love and Kisses from The Hoodies

- - -

Dear Hoodie of Angthst'th Perthonal Athithtant.

Oh poot. Can you pleathe get Hoodie of Angtht to talk to me? I'm dethperate!

Greyhound T

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Dear Shirt,

Protect you? You're joking, right? Once we take out all the rest of you layers, we get to be next to the skin. The skin! You are so going down. You're the only thing left between me and Sam's skin right now. No way I'm protecting you!

By the way, thanks for taking out the Brown Jacket and inspiring Blackie to take out the Plaids. The in-fighting between you shirts has made our plan so much easier. Too bad you can't do anything to take out Grey. Or Red Long Sleeve. Woobie is kinda peeved about Dean having so many layers left, but he had an uphill battle to start with. He says if you can get the in-fighting going and knock Grey down a notch or two, or take out Red or Blackie, he'll hide you for a while. Though, word of advice? He was chuckling evilly when he said that, so I really don't think you'd like where he'd hide you.

PS: That's supposed to be a dog? We thought it was a unicorn.

Hoodie of Angst

This post has been edited by CaffieneKitty: Aug 19, 2006 @ 2:48 pm.